053. One, Zero, Zero Acquired Experiences (5)

Even for me, I couldn’t let a strange man into an idol’s house…

I chose the option of an idol entering a strange man’s house.

Might as well bring Jia along for the ride.

“Why didn’t you just call the manager back to keep an eye on things?”

“…Is that something a person would do?”

“Just kidding, kidding.”

While that busty couple went to buy booze, I got on the elevator first and chatted away with Jia.

Of course, this kind and terrifying woman is also part of the drinking party members.

There’s no way Jia would leave someone unpredictable like me alone,

and since she loves playing the ‘good person’ role so much, there’s no way she’d call back the manager who just got off work.

Getting her to act as a lookout wasn’t difficult.

“Haaah… What on earth were you thinking, bringing that up?”

“Hey, I had my reasons.”

Naturally, persuading Haeun unnie and Joo-hyuk oppa wasn’t difficult at all.

Joo-hyuk oppa wasn’t stupid enough to refuse an idol asking him for drinks,

and besides, Haeun-chan is basically a slave walking around with a dog collar outside, right?

As long as her boyfriend doesn’t refuse, she has no right to refuse on her own.

In fact, when Joo-hyuk oppa asked if it was okay, she just nodded her head.

“What are you thinking?”

“Didn’t you say you wanted to kick that guy out anyway?”

“Why is that?”

“Just get him drunk until he passes out, find an excuse, and kick him out. You don’t like womanizing relationships, right? Aren’t you planning to make a move?”

Maybe he’s got such a tight leash on him that Joo-hyuk oppa can’t say anything even if he openly cheats?

Otherwise, I can’t understand why he was subtly hitting on me earlier.

He lives with such a beautiful woman, what more could he want?

Of course, I’m pretty and sexy too…

Even so, if you’re dating a bombshell girlfriend like that, shouldn’t it be normal to not be interested in a little thing like me?

“…Ha, geez.”

…Although, someone like Jia might be subtly targeted.

Didn’t you say earlier that he has a history of targeting sisters simultaneously?

Maybe he targeted Haeun-chan first because he wanted Jia.

Honestly, besides the chest, Jia is much prettier…

They say men prefer younger women, right?

I was most popular exactly two years after my debut.

“Why? …Jia, haven’t you rejected over 100 male idols so far?”

“Not that many. Stop talking nonsense.”

“Still, it must be in the double digits, right?”

“…So what. They were all rejected.”

…I was still a minor back then, though.

Ahaha, perverted bastards.

“Right, right, rejection means you pass as an idol~ …So does not being rejected and dating mean you fail?”

“…You’re giving me a headache because of the unnies, so don’t get any weird ideas and just drink quietly.”

“Hey, am I crazy? I’m pretty picky about looks too, you know?”

“Don’t look at their face or body, just don’t even think about dating a guy. …If you don’t want to see the group fall apart.”

Of course, I’m a super-pervert among perverts, but still, compared to my lewd fans,

or our group’s third unnie who’s living in the animal kingdom, I think I’m better.

One guy with two girls is a bit…

Disgusting.

Unless it’s the other way around.

“Okay, okay. …And, I only asked you out because I was interested in your unnie.”

“…What a pathetic person.”

“Hey, pathetic is pathetic. What exactly does your unnie do?”

“I told you, she’s unemployed.”

“Unemployed with a body like that? Doesn’t she do online broadcasting? She’d rake in money.”

“I don’t know beyond that. …I don’t plan on making her do it either. If she causes trouble, I’ll be the one in a difficult position.”

“Hey, someone like your unnie could make more money than you just doing webcam broadcasts…”

“Stop the nonsense, let’s go down. We’re here.”

Adjusting the choker around my neck and clutching my forehead, I followed Jia out and stepped into a strange man’s house.

Ah, since Jia said the ownership is hers, it’s technically no different from yesterday.

As soon as I stepped inside, a strong, lewd scent stimulated my sensitive nose.

…It’s not quite the same, though.

Hmm.

“…Why is it so clean?”

“Is it usually dirty?”

“Not exactly a mess… …Just, not up to my standards.”

The room was surprisingly tidy, enough for the germaphobe Jia to approve.

…And the body wash scent matched it perfectly.

A faint baby powder scent lingered too, making it seem cozy.

…But considering who lives here, it’s actually a very erotic smell.

Common sense dictates that if a man and woman live together, they wouldn’t shower alone, right?

She went out dressed casually late at night, and then came back, didn’t shower, and went out again to shower?

Hehehe…

They must have enjoyed themselves thoroughly.

“Hinami, what are you doing?”

“Rummage through the trash.”

“…Why?”

“Stuff like this…. …Ah.”

…I thought casually.

“…Jia, do you visit your unnie’s place often?”

“No.”

Jia and I sometimes take them to coordinate schedules,

and my unnies diligently take them as intended,

…Birth control pill packaging was shoved in the trash can.

“…Wow, that’s insane, really…”

“What is it?”

“Ah, you shouldn’t see this. Protect your unnie’s privacy.”

“…Are there condoms or something?”

“No…, …Ah. Yes. That’s right.”

“…Wash your hands quickly. It’s dirty.”

“…The bathroom is in the same place, right?”

“Yeah.”

…Beyond my imagination.

What an incredible couple.

Puhuhu…

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Talk about a windfall.

Or maybe it’s a watermelon?

Either way, the one sitting next to me is definitely a king-sized watermelon.

“…Just in case, I’m telling you, you can’t tell anyone about this. Kang Joo-hyuk-ssi.”

“I know, of course.”

Across from me is one slightly smaller, but looks like a very sweet watermelon.

“You can’t tell anyone! We’ll get kicked out of our group, seriously!”

“Really?”

“Ehehehe, just kidding~ They don’t kick us out for something like this.”

“Ah, it was a joke.”

Of course, one of them is a zucchini…

But that looks delicious in its own way.

Though I can’t harvest it right now.

“Ah, but is it okay? If you two were going to do something, am I interrupting…?”

“No. It wasn’t like that. I was just planning to sleep anyway.”

Originally, I planned to take Haeun for a walk without a leash before sleeping, but thanks to a precious guest showing up, the schedule was canceled.

One is the homeowner.

One is the outsider.

Of course, I could have refused if I wanted to…

Why would I?

Even if she’s a bit short, an idol asked me to drink first.

Why bother?

“Ah…, ah. I see. That’s a relief.”

Their outfits were both all black.

Black shirts and black skirts.

They wore white masks, but had just taken them off, revealing their bare faces.

Unfortunately, no stockings…

Perhaps because they’re idols, their bare feet were well-maintained, looking subtly sexy.

Haeun’s feet are quite pretty too, but maybe I need to spend more money on them.

“Then let’s toast first! Cheers~ Clink~”

“Yes, cheers~”

“…”

In an awkward, silent atmosphere, only the Japanese idol and I chatted away without feeling awkward.

The two sisters who should be closest just silently chugged their canned beers.

Given how terribly they get along, I can understand their silence, but…

“Kyaa~ How long has it been since I had a drink like this!”

…Why is this woman so excited?

No, well, I understand her excitement since she’s resting after a long time following an overseas shoot…

“Do you like alcohol?”

“Yes, yes! I love it, but Jia keeps stopping me so I can’t drink!”

Why is she acting so friendly towards me?

Looking at her eyes, she’s definitely not fallen for me.

“You don’t live together, so couldn’t you just drink secretly?”

“…I do drink secretly sometimes, but I’ve been busy lately…”

The reason for setting up this meeting was unclear from the start.

I suspected she might be interested in Haeun, but she didn’t seem like it.

As I said earlier, she didn’t seem particularly interested in me romantically either.

However, if I had to guess the reason…

“…Hinami.”

“Ehehehe, just kidding, kidding.”

…Is she just a woman who likes messing with people?

She did that earlier too.

When that bastard manager was peeking at Haeun’s cleavage, she openly teased him, making him a laughingstock.

Seeing her face light up every time Seo Jia frowned, it seemed like a plausible theory.

Though I can’t be sure.

“…Kang Joo-hyuk.”

“Yeah, what.”

“…Get me one of those jellies over there.”

“Really? Not the snacks?”

“Just give it to me…”

From that perspective, it made sense that she was so happy thanks to our Haeun, whose mood had soured.

Come to think of it, she openly mocked me the first time we met at the waxing salon, didn’t she?

Maybe just like Haeun bad-mouthed her sister to me or her friends,

Seo Jia was also bad-mouthing her unnie to that woman.

After all, when her unnie called her over and she arrived to find a man with his dick hanging out, she couldn’t really complain about being bad-mouthed.

How much must our poor Haeun have been ridiculed.

I was the one who fucked her, but I feel strangely sorry.

…Of course, if I went back to that moment, I’d fuck her right in front of the front door.

“Oh…. …Euh-heum.”

“Why?”

“Ah, n-no, no. Just… I don’t often get the chance to drink with a couple, so it’s quite fascinating…”

“Ah, I see.”

“Yes, yes. All my members are single, and our company dinners are with the adults…”

“Aha.”

Perhaps thanks to our acting like a couple, Nakawhatshisname Hinami-yang watched us with incredibly curious eyes.

It was strangely arousing to be entertaining guests in the same place where I’d thoroughly cum just an hour ago, but no matter what, I couldn’t get it up in front of the homeowner, so I restrained myself as much as possible.

…Of course, seeing how those two were dressed made it increasingly difficult.

Somehow.

“Kang Joo-hyuk.”

“What is it now.”

“…Just one slice of cheese for me.”

“Earlier…, Ah. Okay. Open your mouth.”

“Huh…? Mmph…, no…”

“You asked for it.”

“…”

Somehow pretending to be a normal couple,

…we fooled the homeowner, who was silently glaring at us with terrifying eyes.

Even if I dismiss that screw-loose Japanese friend as just tagging along out of boredom,

our homeowner looks very dangerous.

She insisted on joining the drinking party just to slurp down konjac jelly as a snack,

which is definitely not normal, no matter how you look at it?

“Jia-chan, don’t just eat that tasteless stuff, have some snacks. Snacks.”

“I’ll gain weight. No.”

“Hey, you won’t gain weight from that~ There’s chocolate too, won’t you have some?”

“I hate sweets.”

“Come on, I’ve lived with you for years, how can you lie like that~”

“If I don’t manage my weight during the active period, the fans will scold me.”

“Fans actually like it better when you’re chubby~ Right?”

“…”

…Logically, she wouldn’t have come along to drink with a friend who’s pushing her like that.

She must be displeased that a rootless guy like me decided to crash at her place.

Actually,

“Ah, Joo-hyuk oppa, do you prefer chubby or skinny?”

“I like the Haeun type. You know.”

“…”

“Ooooh…, I see.”

It’s strange that Hinami openly approves.

The reason is,

I don’t know if it’s a joke or not, but I really don’t know.