Halif Queen (3)

“You damn bitch…!!”

About 30 minutes had passed since Halif Queen possessed my body.

Now trapped in her mental space, I was desperately resisting to regain control of my body from her.

“Why won’t you just collapse already…? If you’d just take a nap and wake up, I would have solved everything for you.”

“Shut up…!! Get your damn head off Ethan’s lap right now, you slut…!!”

Enduring Halif Queen’s continuous mental attacks, I somehow withstood the spiritual demons assaulting my soul.

Every time I felt like passing out, the thought of my Ethan being defiled by that whore would jolt me back to consciousness.

“Even if I use Young Master Ethan’s lap, it’s ultimately your body, so you’ll definitely have memories with him. In the end, thanks to me, your bond with him would deepen-why are you interfering?”

“Don’t you dare call him ‘Young Master Ethan’ with that filthy mouth, you damn bitch…!!”

I swung my fist at the nun making that irritating expression in the darkness, but once again, it only passed through empty air.

Halif Queen effortlessly dodged my punch and reappeared behind me in a semi-transparent form.

“Did you really think you could punch a ghost? How ignorant yet brave of you. Now that I’ve taken over your body once, there’s only one way for you to get it back.

After I use your body to deepen your relationship with Young Master Ethan and satisfy my personal desires-oops, my mistake-after strengthening your bond with him, I’ll release you. No need to worry.”

“You crazy fucking slut…”

It was obvious to anyone that this was some virgin bitch borrowing others’ bodies to sleep around for her own amusement-completely unforgivable.

And the fact that this non-virgin bitch was determined to use my body to get with Ethan made it even worse.

“Calling me a slut is too harsh. In my entire life, I never even kissed a man-I kept my chastity intact. Since all relationships after death aren’t done with my own body, I can remain a pure virgin forever.”

“That doesn’t make you a virgin…!!”

“Huh?”

“Even if your body is pure, the fact that you whisper love to different men every time you have sex makes your ‘heart’ that of a non-virgin! And the fact that you’ll sleep with any man as long as it fulfills a woman’s love makes your ‘spirit’ that of a non-virgin!

In other words, by violating both aspects of the Mind-Body-Spirit Virginity Theory, you’re nothing but a filthy slut…!!”

“Mind-Body-Spirit Virginity Theory…? That’s hard to understand. I’ve never heard of proving virginity that way.”

“Ugh!!”

The second type of woman I hate most in the world are those insane bitches who act like virgins when they’re clearly not.

Especially because they genuinely believe they’re still virgins-it’s infuriating. They’re no different from girls who claim they’re still virgins because fellatio or anal sex “doesn’t count.”

(Of course, the first type are the sluts who sleep around with any man they please.)

“Don’t you dare approach Ethan with that filthy soul! Someone like you isn’t worthy of defiling him…!!”

“Hearing that makes me want to sleep with Young Master Ethan even more-oops, my mistake-strengthen your bond with him.”

“Get lost! Ethan and I are already close enough without you meddling!”

“That’s just your selfish thinking. All men secretly desire to express their love through physical intimacy with the woman they adore. This innocent young master must have been waiting for a day like this in his heart.”

“……What?”

Wait, isn’t there something off about what she’s saying?

It’s almost like she thinks Ethan and I have never been intimate before?

“By borrowing a woman’s body, I fulfill a man’s desires and act as the courage she lacks. What I do is truly noble…”

“Wait, hold on. What exactly are you talking about?”

“Huh?”

“From the way you’re talking, it sounds like you think we’ve never done anything before, but Ethan and I have already done everything from sucking to fucking.”

“……What?”

The black-haired nun looked bewildered, as if she couldn’t comprehend what I was saying.

Realizing this might be my chance to expel her from my body, I decided to explain my relationship with Ethan in more detail.

“K-kissing is just basic physical affection. What I’m talking about is proper intimacy, not some half-hearted…”

“No, obviously I mean sex. Who describes kissing as ‘sucking and fucking’?”

“…Really? You’re not lying?”

“I could even describe how big Ethan gets when he’s hard, want me to?”

“……”

Halif Queen’s eyes widened in shock as she processed that Ethan and I had already done everything.

She seemed to grasp that we weren’t inexperienced, but she still stubbornly tried to justify why she needed to take over my body.

“S-some men aren’t satisfied with just normal sex! For example, some men have a fetish for oral…”

“Fella-oh right, here it’s called ‘wine bottle mouth wrapping.’ Done that a few times.”

“……”

“Though Ethan’s thing is kinda big, so just using my mouth isn’t enough-I have to take it all the way down my throat.”

“W-well, perhaps that innocent young master prefers giving rather than receiving. Most women are too shy to even try…”

“Cunnil-you mean ‘clam soup plate,’ right? I was too embarrassed at first, but Ethan really wanted to try, so I let him.”

“……”

“We’ve even done both at the same time. The technical term is ‘snake tail bite,’ I think.”

“I-I’ve never even done that…! Huh…?”

Well, no matter how many women’s bodies she borrowed, there was only so much she could do in one night.

Even if she possessed women and controlled their bodies, she couldn’t exactly try a 69 position in an abandoned church.

Unlike Halif Queen, who slept with multiple men, I had only been with Ethan-but in terms of experience, I was far more “well-rounded” than her.

“Oh, and I’ve used my hands too. We’ve gone into the bath naked together quite a few times.”

“……”

“This wasn’t sex, more like medical treatment, but we’ve slept naked while cuddling at least twice.”

“……”

“A while back, we even tried pet play. It’s a bit embarrassing to say, but I wore a cat tail on my butt and even a collar…”

“S-stop! I-I don’t want to hear it! I don’t want to hear any more…!!”

Halif Queen, looking utterly disgusted, finally gave up as I recounted every intimate detail with Ethan.

Grabbing her head and shaking it violently, she snapped at me in an irritated voice.

“D-do you have no shame?! H-how can you keep doing such vulgar, indecent things with him?!”

“What are you talking about? You’re the one who just said some men aren’t satisfied with normal sex. Ethan’s one of those men, so I just helped relieve his desires-why the sudden change?”

“T-there’s such a thing as moderation! Even I wouldn’t engage in such shameless acts without context!”

“So what you’re saying is, you can’t handle Ethan at my level? Why not just give up then?”

“I was just about to! I-I’m a pure virgin soul, unlike you lewd humans!”

A ghost who’s slept with dozens of men still calling herself a pure virgin? This bitch is seriously pissing me off.

Halif Queen, looking completely fed up, hastily began leaving my body.

“I-I want nothing more to do with perverts like you! Go ahead and suck and fuck each other all you want! You lewd maid!”

“…She has the nerve to call me a lewd maid. This damn slutty nun.”

“Who are you calling a slutty nun?! My soul is far purer than yours…!!”

With her final words, I felt something leave my body, and my vision went black for a moment.

When I opened my eyes again, Ethan’s face was looking down at me.

“……Ah.”

…I’m back.

Ethan’s worried expression and the feeling of his lap under my head told me I had successfully regained control of my body.

“Lilith?”

“…Yes, Young Master Ethan.”

“…Your speech confirms it’s really you. I’m glad you’re back safely.”

…Ah, right. Halif Queen.

“Young Master Ethan, did you see a semi-transparent soul-like thing leave my body?”

“You mean this?”

‘Kyaaah! W-what is this?! L-let me go right now!’

“I sealed it in a magic stone since it seemed like a monster. Is this the Halif Queen you mentioned?”

“…For now, yes.”

…Looks like we captured her successfully. It would’ve been frustrating if we’d let her escape after all that.

‘No! I’ll be raped by this perverted couple…!! I only ever supported pure love between men and women! I never wanted to know about this lewd maid’s sex life…!’

“Lilith, what exactly happened in there for the monster to react like this?”

“…Just give her to me, Young Master Ethan. I’ll explain later.”

…It feels a bit anticlimactic, but we’ve successfully defeated the boss monster Halif Queen in the abandoned church.

And so, we somehow managed to complete the boss raid for the Necromancy Research class.