Chapter 20: The Hero’s Bridal Training! How to Smoke a Cigarette with Your Urethra and Anus♡

Tanjelo, the shaggy-haired noble, had locked himself away in the mansion and refused to come out.

Most of what Noah had said was just lies and threats meant to break the drug-addled Hero, but this part was true.

If he returned to the main house next door, his father would surely fly into a rage. Yet, if he agreed with his father’s opinion to cast the Hero aside, he knew all too well what a piece of trash that would make him.

No matter how caught up in the moment he’d been, masturbating using the mouth of a woman who had just married into his family, treating her like a mouth-vagina onahole—it was pathetic, even to him.

What kind of demon had possessed him?

‘I’m an idiot… an idiot… a stupid fool… I thought I could finally be with the Hero… and I treated her like that…’

He berated himself, convinced he was just another hopeless man, and tossed and turned in his bed. He’d skipped his meals and was hungry, but he had no appetite. With a personality that hated being disliked, all sorts of delusions swirled in his mind. Just thinking about the condemnation he would face the next time he met the Hero made his knees weak with fear.

‘The Hero was genuinely furious then… She’d been so quiet that I’d even started to wonder if the rumors about her defeating the Demon King were fake… But she’s a true hero… In reality, someone like me was never a match for her…’

In hindsight, for a Hero cleared of the drug’s influence, the scene must have been truly horrific. The man she thought she could fall for had clung to her like a monkey in heat, using her mouth as a vagina. Anyone would have seen it as nothing short of rape. Thanks to that, she had slapped his fully erect penis away with her palm and, after spewing all sorts of curses, was on the verge of killing him before Noah, drawn by the commotion, returned and subdued her by her clitoris.

‘It hurts…’

He clutched his penis under the covers as he recalled the event.

It hurt.

Even if it wasn’t her full strength, a Level 99 Hero had struck his penis, so it was far from okay.

‘I used medicine in a hurry, but a dull ache still remains… The memory of her rage comes back to me… I’m too scared to get an erection…’

At the time, Noah, with her medical knowledge, had even tried flicking his penis, but there was no response. She said it would be fine with time, but even after the Hero had disappeared somewhere in the mansion and things grew quiet, he tried touching it himself, yet it wouldn’t get hard. To think he’d become impotent at his age. Even though it was his fault, he bit his lip. It felt like he would never be able to use it again until he apologized to the Hero, or until she told him it was okay.

‘But how? Noah leaves meals for me every day, but I have no idea where the Hero went… From what I hear, she’s with Noah, and they’re talking…’

His tone suggested he couldn’t even imagine the kind of torture the Hero was enduring.

No, even with the most vivid imagination, he wouldn’t be able to.

That the woman who had come for bridal training, far from getting married, was now locked in an iron cage perfectly sized for her, with drugged cigarettes shoved into both her nostrils, her brain forcibly shut down.

‘What on earth could they be talking about…’

He had high hopes for Noah, but at the same time, he was certain that even she couldn’t fix this mess. He knew just how massive his screw-up was, to the point where he had already resigned himself to living with erectile dysfunction for the rest of his life. For now, his mind was consumed with finding a way to stop his father, who was spouting nonsense about what to do with the Hero. As he buried his face in his pillow, he finally heard a presence in the darkening evening.

‘Noah? Or could it be…’

He clung to a sliver of hope, but reality was not so sweet.

Knock, knock.

“Lord Tanjelo. Are you awake? It is Noah.”

“I’m awake…”

Knowing he shouldn’t, he answered with a voice full of disappointment. He remained in the same position, face buried in the pillow, grinding his flaccid penis against the mattress. He was responding to Noah with the unpleasant demeanor of someone dry-humping the floor, but she, unaware of this, continued speaking calmly.

“My apologies for the late hour. It has been two days since you last ate. For the drug treatment to be effective, I believe it is best to consume nutritious food.”

“I’m not hungry…”

“One eats even when not hungry. It is time for your drug treatment, so please open the door. I will administer the treatment along with your meal.”

“Do I really have to? It’s not like it’s going to get hard anyway… and I’m not hungry…”

“Do not be childish. Lord Tanjelo, you are a vital person who will one day lead the Tripol family. The one to judge whether treatment is possible is not you, but someone with medical knowledge. More importantly, I have judged that treatment is possible, which is why I have generously prepared a meal even at this late hour. If you do not open the door now, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Are you alright with that?”

“For the rest of my life?”

It was unexpected.

He hadn’t thought she, with her sharp tongue, would console him like this.

‘Noah wouldn’t lie… Is it really possible to treat it?’

Since the incident, she had mostly left after dropping off his meals without saying much, so he knew she was preparing something. Wondering if she had perhaps brought some special medicine to treat his penis, he wrapped the gown hanging on the coat rack by his bed around himself and headed for the door. A dreadful premonition that something was about to happen made him pause before opening it, but her urging made his hand move on its own.

“Lord Tanjelo?”

“Ah, yes, I’m opening it now.”

Click.

“Staying in the dark like this is not good for you. We also need to proceed with the treatment, so I will turn on the lights. Is that alright?”

‘A dark elf is one to talk…’

The moment he opened the door, a hand slipped into the dark room. As the mansion was furnished with expensive magic tools, even the lights were operated by a switch. With the simple press of a button, just like the one used to torture the Hero’s clitoris, the room was bathed in a soft glow. Tanjelo rubbed his eyes, unaccustomed to the light after so long. He was about to retort that it didn’t matter if it was dark since it was evening, but when he opened his eyes again, the sound of new footsteps made his pupils dilate and a chill run down his entire body.

“Huh? Wh-what? Wha—Hyaaaah?!”

Crash!

He fell backward and scrambled away.

To make an analogy, he was like an adventurer who had just seen the Demon King in front of the beginner’s village.

“What is the matter?”

“Wh-wh-wh-wha? W-why?”

“……………”

Noah entered calmly, and following behind her was a beautiful blonde woman. Wearing a white gown just like Tanjelo’s, she strode into the room, her body still warm from a recent bath. For reasons he couldn’t fathom, the Hero had a cigarette between her lips and was smiling pleasantly, creating an atmosphere reminiscent of their first reunion in the territory.

“Noah…?”

“In times like these, I believe it is proper to ask the Hero for an explanation first, not me… Well, I suppose that would be difficult for a coward like you, Lord Tanjelo. To get to the point, it has been resolved. The Hero also felt sorry for suddenly resorting to violence and reflected that, as a couple-to-be, she should have permitted some degree of skinship.”

“…R-Reflected?”

“Of course. Even if she is the Hero, she is to be your wife, Lord Tanjelo. She cannot strike her husband’s penis and then claim to be the victim, and she herself does not think that way, so please rest assured.”

“Th-that’s a lie… Did you do something again, Noah…”

He couldn’t finish his sentence.

“…Something like that doesn’t matter, does it?”

“Hero?”

She took a drag from her cigarette and exhaled the smoke pleasantly, a grin on her face.

“I hit you then because it was so sudden. I wasn’t fully awake, and a penis suddenly came at me, so I was a little surprised… Ah, ahaha… Actually, if I had thought about it for a moment, I would have known it was fine… I felt so bad for hitting you out of the blue that I was hesitating for a bit. Um, I’m really sorry. Did it hurt a lot? I’m sorry for causing you so much trouble.”

“…………??? ………………????”

He didn’t understand.

He couldn’t comprehend why he, the perpetrator, was receiving an apology. As he floated a question mark above his head, the Hero approached him.

“I heard that the Head of the Family found out about what happened, so I was terrified. Do you know how worried I was that the marriage might be called off because of this? But I didn’t have the courage to apologize, so I was sulking a bit when Noah came to help… and so… ahaha… hahaha…”

‘Wh… what… I don’t get any of this… I’m the one who did wrong, so why…’

“So I came to apologize and make up… but you’re not saying anything. Are you still angry? Huh? Tanjelo. I’m really sorry, okay? Please, stop being mad. Please?”

“That’s… that’s not it…”

Not knowing what to say, Tanjelo took the Hero’s outstretched hand and got to his feet. He pinched his cheek, wondering if he was dreaming, but the pain was real. The Hero, wearing a thin gown, smiling languidly, and puffing on a cigarette, was reality.

‘A cigarette… Did she always smoke?’

For someone who was apologizing, her expression was more brazen than usual. She held the cigarette between her index and middle fingers like a chain-smoker. But her words and the hand she offered were still gentle, which only confused him more.

“Hm? What’s wrong? Is there a spot I missed washing?”

“The… cigarette…?”

“Ah, this? I didn’t used to smoke, but Noah suggested I try it. She said this is a local product made from herbs grown in Tripol, right? I couldn’t quite muster the courage to apologize, but smoking it calms my mind… Um… I guess it’s a bit much, isn’t it? Was it too brazen of me to come apologize while smoking?”

“Ahh! So that’s what it was!”

The question was resolved.

…Even though it was all a complete lie.

“Not at all! It suits you perfectly!”

“You think a cigarette suits me?”

“The Hero has leadership qualities, and a sharp face suits you! Holding a cigarette makes you look… wild! Ahaha…”

“That’s not really something you say to a woman, is it?”

“…Ah, r-really?”

“But being praised by you makes me strangely happy. …I wonder why? Fufufu…”

“Ah…”

All his worrying felt foolish now. When the Hero smiled, Tanjelo smiled too. Noah, who had been in the background, went out into the corridor and returned with a tray of food. Since it was evening, it was just a simple soup and some bite-sized sandwiches, but with his worries gone, his appetite returned.

“There’s no need to go to the table; please sit on the bed and eat. While you are eating, Lord Tanjelo, the Hero will assist with your treatment.”

“Okay. Got it. Thanks for doing this so late at night. But treatment… you mean… that, right? The th-th-th-that thing from before… the flicking…”

“The Hero is your wife, Lord Tanjelo. This is how it should be. This time also includes an apology for what happened, so please stop your muttering and sit on the bed. Or do you intend to push away the Hero, who has come with such resolve, and anger her again?”

“Not at all! Ah, I get it! I’ll do it!”

The tray Noah pushed came to a stop right beside the bed, and Tanjelo sat down, swallowing hard. The bed had felt far too large when he was alone, but now, feeling the weight of the Hero as she climbed onto it after him, it didn’t seem so big anymore. Both were in revealing gowns, and the Hero’s was particularly sheer, revealing the golden bush that had been catching his eye.

“The soup can be eaten cool, and the sandwiches will still be delicious later. For now, let’s prioritize the treatment… Here you are.”

Amidst all this, a bottle of lotion was handed to him from the side. It was a pale pink color and gave off a strong floral scent. The Hero took it, squeezed the liquid onto her palm, and rubbed her hands together, laughing as if it were fascinating.

“So this is a gel potion for treating the genitals. I just have to apply this to your penis, right, Tanjelo?”

“Yes. It was the Hero who struck and swelled it up, so please be gentle.”

“Noah~!”

“I am merely stating a fact. Besides, treatment may no longer be necessary. Kuhuhu…”

“Ugh~?!”

Noah’s sneer drew his attention to his own penis, which was bulging between the folds of his gown. It wasn’t fully erect, but unlike before, it was slightly hard. It seemed the relief of having reconciled with the Hero had been the trigger. The situation no longer required treatment, but the Hero’s hand pushed aside Tanjelo’s gown and firmly grasped her future husband’s bare penis.

“Ah… Ugh, Hero… I think I’m all better now, so…!! If, if you don’t want to… you don’t have to…!!”

“It’s fine. Leave it to me. Ah, I need to concentrate on your penis, so could you hold this for me?”

“Oh, okay, uh… This is my first time… with a cigarette… Mmph…”

“I felt awkward at first too, but you get used to it quickly.”

“Mmh… I guess… so…? I mean, it’s our family’s product… I should know about it too…? Pff… pff… Cough, cough~!”

Tanjelo took the cigarette the Hero had been holding in his mouth. He was still awkward with it and coughed on the smoke, but he didn’t spit it out. As it was a cigarette made by Noah to control the Hero, it was naturally packed with drugs, and soon his expression turned blissful.

‘Oh… ooh… This makes my head feel fuzzy… So our family had a product like this…’

Thanks to that, for someone who had just said, “you don’t have to if you don’t want to,” he even pushed his hips forward.

“It seems the young master is motivated as well. Well then, Hero? Please be careful not to make any mistakes.”

“Leave it to me. Massages are actually one of my specialties. I used to give them to my younger brother whenever he was having a hard time.”

The Hero’s hands became sticky with the treatment lotion, making lewd sounds♡, and just as the viscosity seemed perfect, she gripped his penis.

Squiiish~♡ Squelch~♡

“Ooh?! Pff… pff… Fuhhhh…!!”

“How is it? Do my hands feel good?”

“Pff… pff… Ohaah~! It, it feels good~! So good~!”

“I see♡ In that case… like thisss… Hah~♡ Hah~♡”

Squelch♡ Squelch♡

Sliiiick~♡

“Oooooooh~! This is amazing~! What is this~! Is this treatment? But it wasn’t like this when Noah touched me!”

His large penis, which showed signs of having been recently shaved for the treatment, couldn’t be fully grasped even with both of the Hero’s hands. Moreover, the gel made it so slippery that it slid easily, and the act of simply caressing it for treatment was pushing the foreskin down, transforming the treatment into a handjob that made obscene noises♡.

“It’s okay. It’s treatment, so feeling good is better than feeling pain, right? Hah~♡ Hah~♡ Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze~♡”

“Oooogh~! Aaaagh~! But you’re just shaking it so simply, why is it like this~?!”

Slick, slick♡ Slick, slick♡

Even though she was only stroking his shaft from top to bottom without touching the head, a pleased sigh escaped his lips. Pre-cum was already leaking from the tip of his glans, and it felt like he would get fully hard any second.

“That is because the person you love is touching you. Although you were struck once, she has come to caress you as an apology, so your penis is forgiving her. Unlike you, Lord Tanjelo, your penis may be a magnanimous one.”

“Magnanimous, is that really it?!”

“Since Noah said it, maybe it’s true? Ah, then does that mean I should make your penis feel even better so it can let go of its anger?”

“Ah, aaah…?!”

The Hero’s left hand gripped the base of Tanjelo’s penis, preventing the foreskin from riding up. Thanks to this, his glans, now erect in a straighter posture, was fully exposed. The Hero, intending to conquer this glans, began to use all five fingers to pull at the gel-slicked head, plucking it upwards. Pop♡ Pop♡ Pop♡ Pop♡

“Oh, ahhh, ah?! Th-this, this is totally that!!! Aaaah?! Hngh, ah, aaack?!”

“Ehehe♡ What is ‘that’? What is it? Say it properly.”

“Th-that is~!”

Sliiiide~♡ Pooop~♡ Sliiiide~♡ Pooop~♡

“Uuuuuuugh~?! Aaaaaack~! Ugh~! Don’t speed up~!”

“Ahaha♡ My husband is so cute♡”

Slide-slide~♡ Pooop♡ Sl-sl-slide~♡ Poooop~♡

Slide-slide-slide~♡ Slide-slide-slide~♡ Sliiiiide~♡

“Uuuoaaaaaah, aaaaaah, it feels so good~! My glans feels like it’s melting!! Just having my glans plucked and scraped by your fingers is so~?! Uuuugh~! This isn’t treatment! It’s not, I tell you! H-hey, Hero~? Are you listening to me?!”

“It’s okay♡ It’s okay♡ This is treatment~♡ Semen treatment to draw out all the cum my husband must have stored up because he couldn’t get hard because of me. Now, how does it feel to have your glans plucked and scraped by your future wife~? Do you feel like forgiving me now?”

“Aah, ugh, fuhaah~! I already forgave you! I forgave you ages ago!”

“That’s not what I mean♡ Your penis isn’t hard♡ If you want to say you’ve forgiven me, you have to make your penis hard♡”

Slide-slide-slide~♡ Slide-slide-slide~♡

Pooooook~♡

“Kuuuugh~! That, I think I can do it if you just go a little further~?! But it’s true that I’ve forgiven you, so don’t say it like that! It’s true! And please slow down a bi-?! Uuuuuuugh~!”

Sli-sli-slide♡ Slide-slide-slide♡

“No♡ I don’t believe you♡ There must be a knot of resentment inside you♡ How should I apologize to make you forgive me♡ Tell me~♡”

“No! I really am~?! …Cough, cough!”

Every time he spoke, the cigarette smoke entered his lungs, making his mind hazy. Forgetting that Noah was right beside them, they looked at each other and giggled foolishly. Tanjelo, in particular, found the corners of his mouth turning up even though he didn’t want to smile. The drug, used for brainwashing and implanting false common sense, had sent his mind soaring.

“I have been thinking this for a while, but you seem to have a tendency to place the Hero above yourself, Lord Tanjelo.”

“Th-that’s, because it’s true, isn’t it? U-uuugh, aaagh~! She’s a hero! She’s cool! She doesn’t suit me at all~!”

“That will not do. A wife is always beneath her husband. In any case, it seems that is why you feel a sense of awkwardness and reverence… So, how about the Hero makes you laugh a little? Instead of this moderate friendliness, it would be good if she started showing some proper indecent displays to reveal her truly human, foolish side.”

“Make me laugh? The Hero? Me? Besides, an indecent display, that’s a bit-“

“-In your future married life, you have no need for excessive admiration towards the Hero. You just need to recognize that she is, in the end, the same as you. If you can do that, you will be able to handle the Hero much more easily.”

“But to me, the Hero is really like a legendary hero… so… cough, cough~! cough, cough~! Even if you talk about handling the Hero or whatever~?”

“It is fine. This is common sense. Have I ever said anything incorrect?”

“I guess not~♡”

“Yeah, that’s not it. Then I guess what Noah says is right?”

More cigarette smoke entered his system. The smoke exhaled from Tanjelo’s lips also drifted towards the Hero. Having inhaled a hundred times more smoke than him, she was clearly not in her right mind either. Neither of them could doubt Noah’s words, and with vacant expressions, they followed her instructions.

“Then it is decided. Now, Hero? Please show Lord Tanjelo your special talent. With that, you will show him everything, that you are not a legendary being but the same as him.”

“Okay♡ It’s a bit much for my husband to admire a country girl like me♡ It’s better to shatter those foolish rose-tinted glasses quickly♡ So I’ll show you all the special talents I have♡ Watch with your own two eyes just how ridiculous I can be when I’m trying to make someone laugh, and have a good laugh♡”

The Hero shot up from her seat. Then, right in front of where Tanjelo sat with his erect penis, she threw off her gown, revealing her naked body and vigorously shaking her bright red clitoris.

“Eh?”

“Huu~♡ Huu~♡ Now, look at this~♡”

Jingle-jangle-jangle~♡ Jingle-jangle~♡

“Ngh♡ Oah♡ H-hey, are you watching~? This is one of my special talents♡ The Clitoris Strongman Show♡ As you can see, it got super thick because of a certain incident♡ So like thiiis♡ Haaah♡ Ngh~♡ I’ve developed a hobby of tying things to my clitoris♡ Aaaaaah~♡ How embarrassing~♡”

Jingle-jangle~♡ Jingle-jangle~♡

The bright red string tied to her clitoris and the two canary-yellow bells reminiscent of testicles jingled together♡.

“Y-you had a hobby like this?!”

“Ooh♡ Yep♡ That’s right♡ And, that’s not all♡ I did say it was a strongman show~♡”

She took a clothespin from the tray of dishes and brought it to her clitoris.

Of course, she clipped it on♡.

Piiiiiinch~♡

“Ohoaaaaaah♡♡♡ Kngh♡ Ack♡ Aaaack♡ Uuuuuuugh~♡ L-like thiiis♡ With the clothespin~♡”

Next, she attached a small weight to the end of the string connected to the clothespin. This too was taken from the tray, making it obvious that this was the plan from the start. The soup and sandwiches on top were merely a pretext for bringing the tray. If Tanjelo hadn’t been high on drugs, he would have realized how strange this whole situation was, but he didn’t suspect a thing.

“Hnngh♡ Hnngh♡ Th-this is one of my special talents♡ The Clitoris Strongman Show♡ Um, well~♡ You masturbate too, right♡ Of course, I do too♡ So I wanted to tell you before we got married that I have this kind of fetish♡ You didn’t know I had such an embarrassing masturbation habit, did you♡ That’s why you admired me~♡”

Sway-sway♡ Sway-sway♡

Jingle-jangle~♡

“Nnghuuuuuugh♡ It’s heavy♡ My clitoris feels like it’s going to tear off♡ Ngh♡ Oh♡ Ohoak♡ It feels good♡ My smooth clitoris♡ Uuungh♡”

As if taught by someone, she spread her legs and swung the weight and bells back and forth, climaxing with a double peace sign pose.

“Hnngh~♡ Nnghuuuuuugh~♡ No-hands clit orgasm~♡ I didn’t even touch it, just from the pulling~♡ Nghot♡ Ahoooook♡ It hurts♡ But it feels goooood~♡ Ngh♡ Uhooong♡ Ngh♡”

“N-no way… The Hero… would never do something like this…?”

“Heeh, what do you mean, ‘no way’♡ I’m showing you a perverted trick right in front of your eyes♡ Hey, I’m just a normal girl, you know~♡ Just like everyone has their own fetishes, I’m a normal girl with a fetish for climaxing like this♡ Ah, and this isn’t the end♡ Ngh♡ Aah♡ Hand that over~♡ I’ll show you something even more fun~♡”

“Gah?!”

She snatched the cigarette from Tanjelo’s lips and brought it to her own cunt.

Then, pop♡

“Ohooot~♡”

She brazenly plugged the stolen cigarette into her urethra.

“Eeeh, wha-what, is that, is that really possible?!”

“Ohehet♡ I learned this after you recommended the cigarette♡ Sorry, Noah, but I’ve been enjoying the cigarettes you brought for my mental stability by puffing on them with my urethra~♡ It did end up calming me down, though♡ I smoked all the cigarettes Noah gave me with my cunt~♡”

“Heek?! W-with your cunt?!”

“Hehehehehe~♡”

—It was a lie.

This was the result of all the indecent tricks Noah had taught the Hero after taking her out of the iron cage, all to break what little self-awareness she had left.

“Thanks to that, it was great for masturbating♡ and my mind calmed down♡ So I was thinking, maybe smoking with my cunt is the best way~♡ Ngh, hah, watch closely~♡ I’ll show you how I blow smoke~♡ Huuuuun~♡ Huuuuuun~♡ I’ll suck the cigarette with my urethra~♡”

When the Hero tensed her cunt, her urethra contracted, creating a motion that sucked on the cigarette. When she felt she had sucked enough, she popped it out♡, and her urethra protruded, spewing smoke—foooooosh~♡—that enveloped Tanjelo’s face.

“—Fwheh?!”

“Fwoooo~! Fwoooooo~! Alright♡ Success♡ How’s that~♡ The Hero’s ultimate trick~♡ The smoking-with-the-urethra show~♡”

“W-wow… Your urethra is spouting smoke like a train…?!”

“Ahahaha~! Funny, right? I can do this with my butthole too. Watch, watch~♡”

She changed her position, presenting her ass right in front of his face and plugging the cigarette into it.

Pop~♡ Pop~♡ Pop~♡

Fwoooooosh~♡

“Hwaek?! Cough, cough! Cough, cough! U-uwaah, what is this~! You’re really smoking with your butthole~?!”

“Ahahak♡ And you admired a girl like this~♡ Get a grip♡ Women are just masturbation-addicted monkeys♡ They’re all idiots wondering what to stick in their cunts♡ In fact, there are tons of people who masturbate in ways even more extreme than me, so what kind of fantasy are you holding onto~♡”

“Really?! There are people who do things more extreme than this!”

“Really, really♡ It’s true~♡ I even have a companion who does~♡”

This wasn’t a lie. The problem was that a super-retard named Reina really did exist. Moreover, even as this was happening, she was on her way to Tripol, so in a way, the two could still be called companions.

“Fhaaa~♡ That’s refreshing~♡ Fufufu… Why are you glancing at my cunt? Hah… hah… Haaaah~♡ I’m your woman~♡ If you want to use me as fap material, I’ll show you, so look more explicitly~♡ Hah-hah-hah♡”

“Ngh, aaah, ugh~! My penis is again~! Uhaaah~!”

She put the cigarette that had been in her urethra and anus back into her mouth, sat down next to Tanjelo, and began to stroke his penis—thwack, thwack, thwack♡ thwack, thwack, thwack♡—as if giving him a proper handjob. His penis was much harder than before, so she naturally used both hands to stroke it intensely. She particularly targeted his bright red glans, making Tanjelo’s hips buck and pre-cum dribble out.

“Tanjelo. Sorry for shattering your fantasy about women. You didn’t want to see a perverted trick like this, did you? But didn’t you feel relieved just now? Didn’t you feel like, ah, she’s human too? You were a little disappointed, but you thought that a person like this isn’t scary anymore, right?”

“Th-that’s, uuungh… ugh… right…!! I’m not scared anymore!!!”

“I see♡ Ahaha♡ Ahahahaha♡ Does it feel good to jerk off while looking at my cunt? Hm?”

“Ah♡ U-uh, it feels, good♡”

Thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack♡ Thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack♡

“Don’t you think you won’t be able to act awkwardly around me anymore? I mean, I’m a girl who does tricks like this~! Just like friends gathering to tell dirty jokes, don’t you think we can be the kind of pair who can talk about lewd things in front of each other? Hm~?”

Thwack-thwack-thwack-thwack♡ Thwack-thwack-thwack♡

“Y-yeah, you’re right. Honestly, I was a bit disillusioned just now… I wondered why you were doing something like that, but… for some reason, I felt relieved…!! I realized the Hero has sexual desires too and does stupid things just like me!!”

“Good♡ That’s it♡ Don’t be nervous around me♡ Let’s get along~♡ Hm? Hm? Now, a makeup kiss~♡ Mwaaah~♡”

“Yeah, uungh, mwaaah… mwaaah… oop… nnghuuuun… nngh~♡”

“Chuu♡ Chuu♡ Mwaaaah♡ Mmmph~♡ Aaaah♡ Nngh♡ Uungh~♡”

Excluding the time when the Hero was passed out, this was their first kiss, yet it happened simply, without any particular tension. Moreover, they shared a deep kiss while his penis was being vigorously jerked—thwack, thwack, thwack♡ thwack, thwack♡—and finally, his penis stood straight and firm, spurting out semen.

“Ah~♡ It came out~♡ Looks like your penis has forgiven me too♡”

“It’s true…”

“Hehe, was it that funny, me acting like a fool?”

“It was funny… My future wife… I wondered if it was okay for her to be so pathetic… and it turned me on a little…”

“I see~♡ Then from tomorrow, let’s do what you want to do, Tanjelo♡ You’re shy, so you can build up your manliness by ordering me to do strange, indecent things♡ Then you won’t act awkwardly around other women anymore♡”

“Is that okay?”

“It’s fine♡ I’m your wife♡ Any foolish command is fine… You saw just now, right? If I can do something that stupid, is there anything else I can’t do?”

“That’s… true… Yeah… you’re right…”

She had smoked a cigarette with her urethra and blown smoke out of her anus. If she showed such an indecent display from the start, other commands wouldn’t be difficult. The problem was that this entire act was orchestrated by Noah, meaning even Tanjelo was just a puppet on her strings.

“Then let’s do it… I need you to… I really need you to…”

“………?”

For a moment, the Hero’s gaze shifted to Noah.

…What would happen if Tanjelo didn’t agree?

Would that monstrous maid forgive her?

The thought of making one wrong move and being plunged into a month of hell… a display like this was…

“…Hero?”

“Hehe, hm? It’s nothing. I said it’s fine.”

“But even if you say let’s do it, I can’t think of anything right away…”

“Then I’ll show you another one of my personal skills♡ Hey, this is a secret, but♡ I lost to the Demon Lord’s army once or twice, and I learned some pretty extreme tricks back then♡ I’ll reenact the disgraceful show I put on when I was desperately begging for my life♡ How about it♡ Don’t you want to see♡”

“Oh, uh, ah, something like that happened?”

“Yep, yep♡ A white flag with my cunt♡ A blue flag with my anus♡ A dance where I shake my cunt while waving the blue and white flags naked♡ I desperately shook them to beg for my life until my companions arrived♡ Nhehehe♡ Now, like thiiis~♡”

I want to live.

If she got on that maid Noah’s bad side, this time her spirit would truly die.

“Nnghaaaauuun~♡”

Driven by the tiny sliver of survival instinct left in her drug-addled mind, the Hero unveiled yet another indecent display.

“Lord Tanjelo. As you can see, the Hero is no longer above you. She is not even someone to be admired. Do you see reality? —She is a weak female animal. A retard who will stuff flags in her cunt and shake them if it means she can live.”

“Ngh♡ Oh♡ Right♡ That’s right♡ A weak female animal♡ who will do anything to live♡ That’s me♡”

Flutter, flutter♡ Flutter, flutter♡

The Hero, joyfully shaking the items Noah had brought with her cunt and asshole.

“Now, Tanjelo♡ Hurry and give me a command♡ Which flag should I raise♡”

“Aah, uh, blue flag!”

“Hah~♡ Here you go~♡”

“This time, white flag!”

“Haaah~♡ White flag~♡”

“What happens if I tell you to raise both?”

“Then like this~♡ Hah~♡”

The Hero buried her face in the bed and lifted her cunt upwards, positioning herself so both flags would rise up. She even spread her legs wide in an M-shape so the flags wouldn’t be obscured. The shame of her actions brought tears to her eyes, and just as she was about to regain her senses…

“Oops… that won’t do… I believe I told you to puff on the cigarettes periodically?”

“Nghoooooong~?! K’huuuuugh~!”

“N-Noah?”

She shoved more cigarettes into the Hero’s nostrils. It seemed Noah enjoyed tormenting the Hero like this more than anything. Thanks to her, a pathetic bitch was born, one who stuffed flags in her cunt and waved them around while having two cigarettes shoved up her nose.

“Huuungh~♡ Nghooouuun♡ Nngh♡ Uhuungh~♡ Fhoaaaaaa~♡ Fuhaaaaa~♡”

Smoke from her nose came out of her mouth.

She looked like a dragon that had eaten coal.

“Whoa… this is too much…”

“For someone who thinks so, you seem to be quite erect. Enjoying yourself while tormenting a woman is a good tendency. Well then, this time, why don’t you try it yourself, young master? Rather than just giving orders, stuffing them in yourself can be a form of entertainment.”

“Th-then… like before, like this…”

Pfft♡ Pyu♡ Byuppt♡

“Nhuooooooh♡ Ohoong♡ Ohaoooooo~♡ Hoaaaaaang~♡”

He shoved more cigarettes into the urethra, vagina, and butthole of the Hero, who had just managed to stand up. The blue and white flags stuffed in her vagina and anus fluttered, and the cigarettes jammed into her three holes and nostrils smoldered, thoroughly destroying the Hero’s dignity and turning her into a pathetic creature performing indecent tricks.

“Oh, ooh, the cigarettes don’t fall out even in this state…?”

“How about giving her a command like this?”

“Ah! Next, white flag~!”

“—Nghoaaauuuuun♡ Wh-white flaaag~♡”

“Next, blue flag~!”

“Blue flaaaaaag~♡”

“White flag~!”

“White flaaaaag~♡”

“Blue flag!”

“Blue flaaaaaaik~♡”

“White flag!”

“White flaaaaaag~♡”

“Blue flag!”

“Blue flaaaaaag~♡”

Every time she heard a command, the disgraceful Hero would alternate her posture, thrusting her vagina with the white flag forward and her ass with the blue flag backward, all while puffing on the drugged cigarettes with every orifice♡. Thanks to this, the sanity that was just about to return flew away again. The perverted brainwashing had been ongoing, but today’s events seemed to be the finishing touch, her spirit now almost completely eroded.

“Oheeeeeeh♡ Ohet♡ Uhueeeeee~♡ Kit… kiit… it burns♡ K’hiik♡ Ngh♡”

Smolder, smolder~♡ Smolder, smolder~♡

Crackle♡

Jingle-jangle-jangle~♡

She trembled and climaxed every time the cigarettes in her holes burned down. Even amidst this, the bell on her clitoris jingled along, pushing the lewdness beyond all limits. Thanks to this, even considering he was high on drugs, Tanjelo no longer feared the Hero.

“She’s making a monkey face~! Ahaha~! So funny~! To think the Hero would make a face like that~! Gahahahaha~!”

“Are you pleased?”

“Yes, yes~! I’m pleased~! I’m not scared of the Hero anymore~! At first, I wondered if we had to go this far, but the Hero was right! Once the admiration disappeared, she looks so lovely! I think I can marry her as an equal now!”

“Is that so. Then I am glad. This time, she will not strike you upon regaining her senses, so please rest assured… Since the timing is right, how about changing how you address her?”

“Address her?”

“Yes. You cannot call her ‘Hero’ forever. Now that you are lovers, let’s try calling her by a pet name. Even a somewhat comical nickname can pass as a pet name… Ah, Hero, what would you like to be called?”

“…Hehet? Heh… hehet… I… want to fill Tanjelo’s self-esteem… so… call me… a performer… Until the wedding… you can call me that… it’s okay…”

“A performer…? Ah, because of what you were just doing?”

“Yeah~♡ Call me a Vagina Clown… Go on… call me… Call me… Say ‘come here’… and call me like a dog…”

“Th-then…”

Tanjelo calls out.

“Come here. Vagina Clown.”

“Yess… yess… Here, the Vagina Performer, the Vagina Clown, has come~♡ Master♡ What kind of vagina trick shall I perform today~♡ Heh, pant, hehehet, pant~♡ Just give the command~♡”

At her master’s call, the Vagina Performer Hero spread her legs and came closer.

The bell on her clitoris jingled~♡

The blue and white flags in her cunt and ass fluttered~♡

The cigarettes stuffed in her two nostrils and three holes puffed away~♡

Anyone could see she was a pro in this field, and it seemed there was nothing more to teach her, but…

“I will change her attire starting tomorrow. I will dress her in clothes more befitting a Vagina Clown and apply clown-like makeup. Her tricks are still lacking… I see. I will educate her to the point where she can produce a dove from her vagina. Or perhaps pull a sword from her asshole; there are many things to teach.”

“This doesn’t seem like bridal training anymore…”

“Of course, I intend to teach that in between as well. If I had my way, I would have her perform cunt-sex tricks, but it would be better to save that until after the wedding.”

“Ah…”

He sounded disappointed at that, but in contrast, the Hero, who had degenerated into a Vagina Clown, stuck out her tongue and smiled happily.

“I still have my secret trick left♡”

“Eh, what is it?”

“A trick where your penis enters my mouth now and disappears until tomorrow morning♡ A trick where even if you try to pull your penis out of my mouth-vagina, it will never come out♡ A trick where all the perverted juice in your balls goes down my throat♡ A trick that will make you fall in love with me♡”

“Aaaah~?! Don’t tell me that’s-“

“Yes, you said you wanted to use my mouth as panties back then♡ Alright♡ I’ll perform the trick where my mouth-vagina becomes panties♡ Please, enjoy it all night long♡”

“Oh, ooooh, ooooh~?! Hyaaaaa~!”

This time, the Hero consciously permitted it.

The only thing not permitted was her vagina.

But knowing how perfect the Hero’s mouth-vagina was, he had no lingering attachment to her real one.

“Well then, this time, please enjoy yourselves at your leisure…”

“”──────♡♡♡♡””

Watching them tumble onto the bed, Noah opened the door and left, just like before. Realizing she hadn’t made a mistake this time, she returned to the main house to find clothes for the Hero to wear at this late hour. The Head of the Family, Ozel, was still awake, fuming about his son not returning and telling Noah to dispose of the Hero, but she had a completely different idea.

‘It would be such a waste to kill the Hero right after turning her into a Vagina Clown. It would be best to show the results to the Head of the Family as soon as possible.’

She thought that if she had the Hero perform her vagina tricks in front of him, he would calm down. Deciding to modify the design floating above her head, she set out to find an even more lewd clown outfit. Fortunately, the Tripol family had many old clothes, so it wasn’t hard to find. From the next day, the Hero’s attire would change drastically.

The shame of the Hero.

The end of a life.

She would become a true Vagina Clown, a sight that would embarrass even the dregs of humanity.