episode_0321

I finally took first place, but nothing particularly changed. I was secretly hoping that I would get the title of “peak,” but it is a title you get only if you maintain first place until the end of the season.

Even if it wasn’t a title, there were many reasons to keep the top spot. The lightest reason is the community’s reaction.

[Human Bulletin Board]

[If you’re proud of being a crazy person, you’re screwed]

[Let’s start with me haha]

ㄴ Shake the dog

ㄴ This is not Suzaku. I clicked Recommend 10 times

[My life changed when Crazy Man ranked first.]

[Originally, I went into battle and got turned into a hedgehog by an elf and a pot was broken by a dwarf, but things changed after the crazy human came in first place.

In the past, I would look in the mirror and beat myself up saying I was the weakest race, but now even when my trainer yells at me to go to battle, I think, ‘Who am I? ‘Humans are the first race.’ He refuses to participate.]

ㄴ This guy is so rude haha.

ㄴ The trainer is amazing haha.

you ??? : Please get out! The trainer is also a god!

[Damn, you’re a crazy person again.]

[After seeing this crazy person, I have no choice but to worship him again.]

ㄴ Constant worship

ㄴ Surprise sighting

The human race bulletin board is properly intoxicated with the race mulberry, which is said to be more addictive than soup mulberry. Seeing the praise posts pouring in day after day made me feel full even without eating.

“Gwangma! What are you looking at? Ranran, watch it too!”

While I was looking for something novel and interesting to read, Ranran quietly approached me and rested her head on my shoulder.

Sophia, who had piled wood high and started a fire for a campfire, gave us a warning as soon as she saw us.

“Stop ranting! 1st place isn’t confirmed yet!”

“Jjuin is too much! Anyway, it will be 1st in a little while!”

“Ranran. Isn’t your tone too arrogant?”

“Ranran wants to have sex with Gwangma quickly!”

Cheonsol closed his eyes tightly and placed his hand on his face. It was a common expression made by parents who made a mistake in raising their children.

For me, I couldn’t help but sympathize with Ranran more than Cheonsol. I got permission to have sex with me if I won first place, but I couldn’t do it yet because I couldn’t let down my guard until the season was completely over.

Even though we beat Johannes Graham, there were a few days left until the end of the season, so we had to play defense every day.

There were dangerous moments, but thanks to Ciri being pregnant and unable to go to battle, we always achieved victory, and finally today. We have overcome the last defensive battle and are preparing for a commemorative festival.

“Sophia. What kind of fight were you in?”

-The daughter of a crazy human… we have the same personality…

It wasn’t just our festival. Sofia’s few friends also came to visit.

Chichirna and the three-legged tentacle goddess did not have a close relationship, so only Dohoyo and Chichi King were invited.

Sophia sighed after seeing the shock of the spirit goddess and the undead god.

“The kids are nice…”

Ranran is kind. Even if I don’t say anything, the universe knows that I’m good. If the servant who brought the Goddess of the Spoon to the top is not kind, then who will be good?

“Anyway! It’s time, so let’s start the countdown! 10!”

There are only 10 seconds left until the end of the season. I suddenly remembered the day I first came to the Divine Realm.

The day I was summoned to a dark space without knowing why. As soon as I saw Sophia’s breasts, I fell in love with them.

Because it was truly the breast of a goddess. I prayed for sex because my breasts made my dick erect just by existing.

It was simple lust back then, but not now. New World set at night for ambiance. The moonlight and lights illuminated Sophia’s face.

My affection for the goddess, with whom I had done many things and even conceived my child, grew.

It’s -9!

-Round and round

Albatar and Gaia Half Hall made the numbers. The existence of Alvata was not unexpected, but I did not expect that Gaia’s avatar, which was just a skill, would blend into the divine world like a being with intelligence.

“Paal.”

The Forest of Minions that I visited after the Newbie League pre-season. There, Lamia, who was scouted after fighting Ranran, counted down.

The tail that was gently wagging while looking at me was attractive.

-7!

6!

A mother and daughter chanting in unison while holding high a drink that even the undead can consume. Chacha, wearing a comfortable one-piece dress instead of her usual armor, exuded a unique charm, and Lulu, who was the first of her daughters to have her own child, secretly gave her a glance.

Whose daughter is this? He grew up beautifully.

“5! I said it before you!”

“5… Fool…”

“Who’s stupid!”

“Sisters. Don’t fight…”

Avni and Avril get along so well that they argue every time they meet. Ebring, who is cute as the youngest, showed cuteness and prevented the sisters from fighting.

“Keuheuk. Can you take this picture? Even if I die, I have no time left…”

“Please go out and die.”

“Eldest brother is really…”

Ebrote, the Elf sisters’ uncle, shed tears while taking pictures, and Ebring’s mother, Evria, slapped her older brother on the back in embarrassment.

Evrande, who had been beating up her older brother, looked at me and smiled. In fact, Everande, like Sophia, was a meaningful being.

She was the first person I fought when I came to the God Realm, and the first woman I had sex with. Thanks to that, I got adorable twins and was able to have my older sister, Everia.

It also instilled confidence that it was okay to copy the skills of characters used in fighting games. It was meaningful because it was the starting point for realizing human will.

“Ugh. 4”

-4…

Dohoyo, who was looking at the minions, sighed and proposed. Chichi King, who was aiming for timing, also quietly intervened.

“It’s 3!”

Ranran is always full of energy. The precious eldest daughter who took first place through force. Although Lulu was the first to become pregnant, Ranran was the first daughter to have sex.

“2.”

And the compassionate Cheonsol Maman. Although she is smaller than Sofia, she has big breasts that are comparable to those of a goddess and an attractive face, but the inside is the real deal.

I didn’t know how grateful I was that the first woman who entered the divine world was Cheonsol. Who other than Cheonsol would have forgiven him for getting other women pregnant?

A symbol of mercy and tolerance. A woman who deserves to be called Mamang.

Cheonsol winked at me. Ranran, Avni, Avril, Lulu, other minions, and even Sophia.

Everyone waited for my mouth to drop. To be honest, the countdown was a bit cringy, but isn’t today a festival?

Like a festival. gaily.

“1!”

I sang in unison and looked around at my precious people. The relationship I built up when I came to the new world while playing games in my room.

Even when I was alone on Earth, I imagined the future, but I could never imagine a scene as happy as now.

A happy future that is difficult to imagine with the imagination of a gamer in the corner of the room. Thank you to everyone, but especially to Sophia.

Sophia could have used me as a stallion. They could have made him a child instead of sending him to battle. I could have set up a minion ranch and just had sex all day and night.

A lot of women. It would have been okay to just have sex with women of various races, but would I have had a relationship as good as now?

Build bonds with the women you love. Was I able to enjoy the festival with my daughters? I think probably not.

As long as you are born as a human, you cannot live the life of a stallion. No matter how crazy I was about sex, it would have been difficult to endure a life of just teasing myself without free will.

Thinking about it again, I think it might have been okay…

“John!”

no. If he was a stallion, it would have been impossible to have sex with Sophia. The moment you make eye contact with the lovingly smiling goddess.

The world has changed. The noisy festival scene disappeared and a beautiful flower garden appeared.

What did Sophia do? I looked around just in case and saw the goddess looking embarrassed.

“Sophia. Did Sophia make this?”

“No!”

“Rest assured. I called you.”

A voluptuous woman appeared in the center of the garden. It looked exactly like Gaha Hole, so I knew its identity right away.

“Are you Gaia?!”

Sophia, shocked, covered her mouth and stamped her feet. When the ancient god of the universe, called the Earth Mother, beckoned, a tea table was created.

Before we knew it, we were sitting around the table. Gaia elegantly lifted the teapot.

“Please stop by. I like the car.”

“Yes. Yes!”

slurp

As soon as I drank the tea, the scent of flowers spread through me. The embarrassed feelings subsided and I felt at ease.

While I was enjoying my tea, Sophia spoke up.

“Um… Gaia? Why did you call us? You don’t summon me like this just because the league is over.”

“I was curious about that. I was just curious about the minion that had my avatar, and I achieved the achievement of winning the victory. I called you because I wanted to explain the reward and see your face.”

“It’s an honor!”

Gaia’s eyes looked at me and Sophia. Is it because of my mood? It felt like the eyes stayed on me a little longer.

Have you ever been caught using your avatar like an onahole?

no. A great old god would have noticed and scolded me long ago. Did they really wait until the season ended?

Let’s relax.

“First of all, the benefit of winning is…”

The reward for first place in the regular league is quite high. In fact, it was incredibly good. It was clearly better compared to the Newbie League season finale, event raids, fairy nation defense rewards, etc.

But there was one reward that caught our ears.

“A ticket to the central league? Isn’t that the official league ranking reward, not the newbie league?”

“You’re a true winner, but you can’t be satisfied with ordinary rewards. If you want, you can advance right away.”

“I thought it would take a little longer, but it’s right in the center! But we are not good enough…”

“Don’t worry. You can start from a league with a level limit. I can help you level up.”

Sophia fell into agony after hearing Gaia’s words. Gaia, who had been drinking tea peacefully, spoke provocatively.

“Are you not confident?”

“…No. I will try.”

This is how we are goddesses. It is impossible for Sofia, who is aiming to win the Champions League, to be afraid of only advancing to the regular league.

“Who are we crazy humans?”

“Of course I am confident.”

“Hehe. good. I’ve said everything I wanted to say, so I’ll let you go. If you have a hard time, come visit me anytime.”

“Thank you!”

Just before going to sleep, the flower garden becomes blurry, as if the world is moving away. Gaia’s last words sounded smart.

“And this is a personal gift. Sophia, the goddess of healing and motherhood. See you in the regular league.”

gift? Goddess of healing and motherhood?

“Ugh!”

As soon as she returned to the divine world, Sophia moaned. A faint light, like a firefly, leaked from Sophia’s chest, which was wrapped in light.

The light pulsated like a heart. I knew it instinctively. The birth of new life. Sophia and my child was born.

The moment when a being with divinity, like a child of God, is born. I also felt something had changed. The seed of Divine Wisdom that Sophia had mentioned several times had germinated.

Divinity whispered to me. He said he would be able to break free from the shackles of servants and ascend to the position of god.

Not a minion. As a god, he can take the seat next to Sophia. It was a little tempting, but I shook off the temptation.

I might become a god someday. But not now. Sophia’s wish must come true.

“John…”

And even though I wasn’t God, the seat next to Sophia was mine. I received the child from Sophia, who was full of tears.

Don’t babies with wrinkles have wrinkles? Sophia and my child boasted white skin without a single wrinkle.

She’s already pretty and takes after her mother. Cute. Even though I gave birth to many daughters. The emotions were so overwhelming that it was difficult to describe them.

The baby, whose eyes had not yet opened, was twitching in my arms. How should I express this feeling?

I don’t know. Let’s just say it like normal.

“What should we name it?”

“…Don’t even think about Yohan!”

“Gwangma. Don’t you have a human heart?”

I don’t know why I’m suddenly being rude to you. But laughter escaped my lips.

This is our new realm. Like this baby will grow up. The future was open to us.

It wasn’t just about taking first place in the Newbie League.

“I know a good name…”

“John! If you keep doing that, I’ll get scolded!”