episode_0217

When we arrived at the cave, a miniature Sky Leon greeted us. Big eyes and smiling mouth. Skyleon, with its shiny scales, turned over in the air.

-I’m here?

It’s only been a few days, but Sky Leon, who I haven’t seen in a long time, has become even cuter. In particular, the convex belly aroused the desire to touch it.

On Earth, there were many people who could not forget the drakes or dragons they raised in virtual reality and raised lizards in real life. I didn’t understand why, but now I understand.

The lizard was cute. Skyleon is so large that it can hardly be considered a mere lizard, so it cannot escape the category of cute.

Adults are this cute, but how cute are cubs?

-stop.

“Stop what?”

-Be polite first. I am a male.

“Ah.”

Suddenly, Skyleon looked like an ordinary lizard. Whether there is a male or female is important. No matter how sex-crazed I was, I didn’t want to be gay.

There are so many races that I haven’t explored yet, so I don’t need to waste my time on men. Even men cannot become pregnant.

There may be a race somewhere in the universe where men become pregnant, but my concept was clear as I was born and raised on Earth.

“If I have a child later, can I send my child to study abroad in Sophia’s new world? Sophia is the goddess of healing, has ample maternal instincts, and has children of the same age, so she will have a happy childhood.”

Still, baby Skyleon will hold back. A man would have a wife like a fox and a daughter like a rabbit. I dream of a future with cute pets.

The first two were more than enough, but pets were still a long way off. Sky Leon, who was staring at me, opened his mouth wide.

The way he flicked his tongue was also cute.

-Hmm… Originally, I was going to give you some other reward in return for mating with our Lamia and creating descendants… but that wouldn’t be a bad idea either.

“Is this really true?”

He further opened his eyes and asked back. I didn’t know if I would really give permission, so I made the same expression as Naa.

We looked at each other, realized we were making the same facial expressions, and laughed at the same time. It was a laugh without context, like a lover who is just beginning a relationship for the first time.

-Crazy person. I had a lot of regrets when I sent Naa to you, but looking at her now, I feel like I sent her well.

“Yes?”

Unlike me, who was shocked, Naa was calm. Lamia, who was acting like a girl in love, suddenly got into trouble.

“Saasil Haaneleeon has been swearing at Yohaan a lot. He asked me, “How are you sending this to me?””

“There was such a secret story?”

It’s shocking. I had no idea. Of course, he didn’t treat me friendly from the beginning, but he didn’t hate me either.

Naa hugged me and performed chest compressions as if she knew my inner thoughts. As soon as I felt the soft, soft flesh that filled my hand, I felt better.

If there was a law to give each man a pair of breasts, wouldn’t peace come to the world? It may still be early on Earth, but there must be a race somewhere in the universe that enforces such wise laws.

“Of course, I thought Yohaan was okay.”

“Better…”

-Guweek!

As we came out and talked to each other, Sky Leon struck the candle. I glared at him in dissatisfaction, but his eyes opened in a triangle shape.

-I wanted to be happy, but I didn’t want even a crazy person to be that happy. Anyway, I will consider sending the cub positively. When I look at your children, I see that you have no worries and that you have raised them well and innocently.

“Thanks to my genes. Because they resemble me, they are kind and pure.”

-Don’t give a damn. Sophia and a servant named Cheonsol must have worked hard. Anyway, I’ll replace the award with that, so go ahead.

Skyleon swung his front paw and was thrown out of the cave. I was dumbfounded and my nose was stuffed.

“What kind of reward is raising a child for you? It’s just a child care service.”

-If you create a relationship with a great race like us, it is a reward because you achieve a part of godhood. It’s too much of a reward, so take care of the little ones that will leave later.

“When will you send your child away?”

-When the time comes!

I liked martial arts games and even seonhyeop games, but I really disliked the unique Zen question and answer system. No matter how much I thought about it, I couldn’t find an answer, so how many times did I refer to strategies on the Internet?

But even Sky Leon, a creature from fantasy, is forced to answer Zen questions. It was obvious that if I asked, I would get an answer that would make my head hurt even more, so I pretended to understand.

-indeed. I heard that you helped a fairy and achieved part of godhood. He was a qualified guy. Tell your goddess the same. I’m going to sleep now.

“Haaneleeonniim?”

Sky Leon didn’t answer whether he really went to sleep.

“John! Get better! Where have you two been?”

“Didn’t you hear from Gaa? I came to see Sky Leon.”

“Why?”

As I explained the circumstances of taking charge of Skyleon’s cub, Sophia swung her large breasts in my face. It always felt good to be hit by Sophia’s huge breasts.

This is how people become demons.

“John! Really, really, really good job! A goddess who raises Skyleon’s babies! If I raise it well, my godhood will increase and I will be able to gain other powers!”

“But I don’t know when it will come.”

“It means that you will know when the time is right. The sense of time of a high-ranking life form is different from the sense of time of a person like Yohan who came up from the underworld, so it is expressed that way.”

“Hmm…”

After all, I am not a person who is suited to Zen questions and answers. If your body is good, there is no need to use your brain, so there is no problem.

If I have to use my brain, I should leave it to Sophia or Cheonsol.

“Anyway, I came back at a good time. When I said I would leave soon, Lamia brought me many gifts!”

When I looked in the direction Sophia pointed to, I saw a mountain of luggage piled up. With a little bit of exaggeration, it was possible to build a small cabin out of boxes.

Actually, I exaggerated a lot.

“Were there that many things to pack in the village?”

“They said it was a hunt and an extermination, so they caught a lot of animals such as flying squirrels, and even gave them a sky cow to go back and milk.”

-Ummm

I was wondering why the cow was between the piles of luggage. Was that the reason? Lulu, who was helping the skeletons carry the luggage, looked at me and waved her hand.

dad! Dad, pack your bags too!

“Okay.”

I packed my bags like a peddler. Ranran joined in, saying it would be fun, and Cheonsol shared the load, saying it was training, so they all looked the same.

On the way to leave after finishing preparations. Except for Lamia, who had left to take care of the egg, the rest came rushing in.

“Yohaan! You have to live well!”

“Don’t forget us!”

“You should be happy there too!”

“Gwangma. Have you ever received a prophecy that you would die?”

Cheonsol looked like he couldn’t understand Lamia seeing him off crying. Actually, it was difficult for me to understand too. I wasn’t even well versed in human sensitivity, so how could I know Lamia sensitivity?

“Is it just because you’re sad about breaking up? Take care everyone and see you next time! You can come anytime as long as Sky Leon invites you!”

“I should ask Sky Leon to invite me often. Then John. Let’s go safely.”

“I’m fine, too.”

After saying goodbye, I turned around to see Cheonsol and Sophia glaring at me with strangely wrinkled faces. Sophia nudged my side with her elbow.

It hurt.

“Why are you hitting me?”

“Johan is really skilled at times, but at times like this, he’s dull. Since I haven’t seen you in a long time, I have to kiss you goodbye.”

“If she thinks she won’t see you for a long time, she will feel like kissing you before parting ways.”

Actually, I didn’t do it because I was worried that the two people wouldn’t like it, but since they pushed me on the back first, I had to pretend I couldn’t win and kiss them.

“Gaaa.”

“John!”

When I turned around and opened my arms, Gaa came into my arms and kissed me passionately.

side by side

“Next is me!”

“Then it’s my turn!”

side side side side

After kissing all of the Lamia goodbye, my lips felt swollen. I wasn’t actually hurt, but I can’t believe I just kissed dozens of Lamia.

You can’t just trust the Diamond Buddha. When I return to the Divine Realm, I need to train myself a bit.

*

As the ranking went up, the battle pace slowed down. Not all trainers accept challenges, and as the level increases, the time spent researching opponents increases, and occasionally, there are trainers who challenge us without even knowing the topic.

Of course, our victory march did not stop. I heard that many gods were talking about us because it was a feat that no one except Johannes Graham, who is currently ranked number one, has achieved.

“Phew…”

-Hmmmm…

To train, I did squats carrying a sky cow and checked out the community.

[Human-only bulletin board]

[How long will the tradition of crazy people continue?]

[If possible, I hope it doesn’t break until I reach the top ranking… My previous owner abandoned me because I couldn’t fight, but thanks to the human boom these days, I met a new owner and am living happily.]

ㄴ Uh-huh. Our God God Bitgan is a crazy person! He is the light and hope of humanity!

ㄴ ㄹㅇㅋㅋ

ㄴ Someone different from the highest figure of the human race like Carverwall…

“Phew…”

-Mmmm!!

As I read all the recommendations and comments at the top, the instincts that had been sleeping deep in my heart stirred.

Why don’t these innocent kids know that Carverwall and Godgat Bitgan are the same people? My hands were itching to tell you.