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As soon as Thousands Bomba realized that the crazy man’s momentum had changed, he bit his teeth and accelerated his dance moves.

Her S-class skill, [Bomba Dance], has the advantage of having a strong explosion, not affecting her, and being able to create infinite explosions, but it is not without its drawbacks.

The biggest drawback was that [Bomba Dance] overshadowed the dancing. Takenurus’ lower body was extremely developed and its leg strength was superior to that of any other race.

In particular, females were superior. Males had relatively poor leg strength because their upper and lower bodies were developed evenly.

In any case, due to their racial characteristics, the Takenurus’ dance developed in the direction of jumping and showing off their superior legs.

For a species that can rise to a height several times their own height once they stand up, being light was too far away.

[Bomba Dance] called for that very light dance. Takenurus was asked to show the elegance shown by dancers of the human or dark elf races.

After much hard work, Thousands Bomba learned to dance beautifully like a dancer, but if she lost concentration, she could kick the floor and jump up at any time.

Therefore, [Bomba Dance] was like walking a tightrope. Thousands Bomba fell into his own world, trying to ignore the crazy human spirit.

‘Don’t get excited and stay calm. As long as I dance properly, no one will beat me.’

Unfortunately, Thousands Bomba was unable to achieve victory. When I was at level 1, I lost a few times because my dancing was not good enough, and after I mastered my dancing, I lost a few times because I was distracted.

However, as long as I danced completely, I only achieved victory. It will be the same this time too.

‘No matter what a crazy person does…’

“John! Thousands Bomba can’t dance properly if its mentality is shaken! Do what Yohan is good at!”

Thousands Bomba tried to suppress his rising alarm and find peace of mind.

I never thought the opposing goddess would have figured out her weakness. It wasn’t my first time, but I was naturally nervous because the other person was a crazy person.

‘A crazy person lives up to his name… crazy!’

Thousands Bomba could not believe his eyes. The crazy man was clearly wearing milky-colored armor.

It was impressive that it was translucent, allowing the outline of the body to be slightly revealed, but I never imagined that the groin would be open.

“Let’s test whether my object is strong or whether your explosion is strong.”

Kwakwang!!

“My dick is a dick tempered by explosions…”

I didn’t even know how to point my exposed dick at a bomb. I saw it with my eyes, but it was a sight my mind refused to understand.

Even though he was pushed out by the explosion, his erect cock caught my eye. Thousands Bomba was a knowledgeable Taken Uros, so he knew the characteristics of other races well.

‘I heard that human things are childlike compared to the male Takenurus’ things. But that thing… it’s so big and ugly…’

I only received sex education. Thousands Bomba, who had been distracted by the cock he had never seen in person, realized his mistake as soon as he took his next step.

I applied a little too much force. Fortunately, Thousands Bomba had the skills to make up for one mistake.

“Look at this concubine’s elegant rotation.”

The quadruple accelerator was activated and bombs were scattered. Swinging his huge and vicious dick like a sword…

“No? What on earth are you doing?”

Quagwagwagwagwanggwang

Thousands Bomba breathed a sigh of relief. The serial explosion obscured the opponent’s appearance, giving me time to put it out of my mind.

‘It’s time to erase the crazy actions of crazy people from our memories. Let’s erase it quickly and continue dancing.’

I closed my eyes, but the crazy human’s cock sword technique became clearer. Although it was just an act of swinging an object attached to one’s lower body, it depicted a sophisticated sword fighting like the sword fighting of the Takenurus gladiator I watched at the Colosseum.

It was crazy, but it was an act that showed how high the level of sword handling the opponent was. Thousands Bomba sent shivers down my spine.

‘That wasn’t just crazy, it was a warning. If you pick up your sword, you can cut down my bomb, but you said you did something crazy to shake my composure on purpose.’

Thousands Bomba accepted the opponent’s warning. It was an opponent that he could not defeat even if he had any left to spare.

I planned a long-term war considering the recovery period of a crazy person, but since he warned me that he could pick up a sword and kill me at any time, I will kill him before he can even use the recovery period.

“Hohoho. I didn’t know you would engage in this level of psychological warfare on your concubine. Crazy human. Please receive my hospitality.”

When Thousands Bomba activated [Phalaenopsis], butterflies flew from all directions. She danced dreamily with butterflies.

Butterflies bloomed where her eyes landed, and when she stretched out her hand, a river of colorful butterflies formed, and when the hem of her clothes fluttered, the butterflies around her turned into bombs.

The butterfly bomb, unlike the stationary intangible bomb, flew towards a crazy person.

Coo Goong Coo Goong Coo Goong Coo Goong

One of the other characteristics of [Bomba Dance]. Because of the explosion, it was difficult to gauge the opponent’s appearance.

It wasn’t a weakness until now. There were very few minions that could withstand an explosion like that. Even Siri’s Drake, the number one ace in the rankings, died while breaking through the field of bombs.

Even if Siri had not dug into the gap that Drake had sacrificed his body to create, and even if the Thousands Bomba dance had not ended with the blade sharpened to the tip of her chin, she would not have lost.

Thousands Bomba danced with confidence in victory. The butterfly summoned with [Phalaenopsis] drained my stamina, but so far it was okay.

Kwagwagwagwang

Thousands Bomba firmly believes in victory…

Kwagwagwagwagwang

Thousands Bomba…

Boom boom boom boom!

“No? When are you going to die?”

Still, wouldn’t the explosion continue too long? Even the interval between butterflies has become shorter.

A crazy human was coming towards her, wrapped in an explosion. It was something I had never experienced before, so the hairs on my entire body stood up.

“Profit! Still, I can’t stop my concubine from dancing!”

Thousands Bomba danced desperately. He moved around, widening the distance. A crazy person without a proper lunge will be pushed back by the explosion and then defeated.

Her firm belief was shattered as soon as the sight of the crazy person was revealed.

“Thank you… I stayed…”

“How are you doing? How did you catch my bomb with your body?”

“Bomb?”

Boom!

A crazy person headbutted a butterfly flying forward. The bombs around him exploded and tried to burn John’s body.

However, the crazy man shook off the flames with a tap, as if shaking off bugs from his body.

‘Is there any harm?’

no. The armor was broken, revealing sparse skin of a crazy human. I didn’t notice it right away because it was so black, but when I looked closely, the inside flesh was revealed.

The problem was that the lower abdomen was exposed to begin with. The black jungle disappears and only smooth skin remains.

Because there was no hair, the cock that was so high in the sky became even more evident. Thousands Bomba swallowed without realizing it.

gulp

“Did you swallow your saliva?”

“Oh, no!”

“Are you excited to see this?”

The crazy human waved his hips obscenely. Thousands Bomba felt like something inside him would break if he admitted it.

“Absolutely not! This concubine is not a lewd Taken Uros!”

“The person who says he is not obscene is the most obscene.”

“Ha… You’re such a crazy person that I can’t understand you. It doesn’t work for a concubine who has seen Yugi like that.”

“Is that really the case?”

The crazy man laughed sinisterly. As a result, I realized what Thousands Bomba, who had been wincing at the shaking cock, had just done.

‘Did you hesitate?’

The dance stopped. There was a previously made bomb, but the Thousands Bomba-class minion was not so sloppy as to miss a gap of just a few seconds.

“Thousands Bomba! Give birth to my child!”

“What are you saying to your concubine who is a blue and white girl!”

“Krrrr… virgin… virgin…!”

What I said out of embarrassment turned into a handshake. A crazy person who became ferocious as if he had been drugged rushed at her.

Even the bomb boasted by the Thousands Bomba could not stop the excited, crazy man. Like a butterfly caught by a child, she was caught by a madman.

The eyes of the crazy human being seen up close were more shiny than expected, the body without the armor was sturdy, and the cock rubbing against her leg was so hot.

“Hiik! Come on Chiushi! This concubine is not ready!”

“Krrr…”

“I can’t communicate with you! Taken! Please save this concubine!”

Sensing defeat, Thousands Bomba pleaded with the goddess. Since she lost anyway, she had to abstain to protect her virginity.

“…”

But Taken ignored her. Thousands Bomba received such a strong shock that his entire body lost strength in an instant.

“Why…”

“…”

“Why do you ignore your concubine…”

“I haven’t lost yet. I believe that Thousands Bomba will turn the tables.”

Sigh – Sigh!

Thousands Bomba thought Taken was talking nonsense. A crazy person tore her clothes, how can she turn things around?

“Chest. Let’s look at the chest.”

‘for a moment. I heard that males suddenly become weaker after sexual intercourse. My concubine still has a chance.’

I wondered if I had to win this far, but I also didn’t know the importance of shaking off strong competitors early and expanding the rankings.

Thousands Bomba also learned why Taken Uros does not mate with other races.

This is because among the races that meet Takenurus’ aesthetic standards, there are no men who can withstand the strength of their thighs.

‘Crazy person! I will kill you because of this concubine’s insistence!’

Thousands Bomba made a firm determination and surrendered himself to the hands of the crazy man.