episode_0190

Instead of going straight to Eve’s house, we stopped by a convenience store first. Before I was called to the new world, I stopped by a convenience store on a random day, but since it’s been a while since I’ve been here… not much has changed.

A convenience store is, after all, a convenience store. Even the imported beer section was similar.

“Oh. New Melting White Choco Fromage Potato Chips have been released. Buy this.”

“The name is terrible. Is this proper food?”

“It’s sweet and salty, so it’s good as a side dish with drinks.”

While we were choosing snacks together with Cheonsol, Hawaii stuck her head out.

“John. What do you like to drink?”

“You can drink anything without any restrictions.”

“How much do you drink?”

“Well.”

When I was an ordinary human being, I could drink about two bottles of soju, but now that I have become a minion, and because of the body of the [Diamond Buddha], I don’t know how much I can drink.

The alcohol of the divine world is much stronger than that of the human world. In the first place, it was strange that the alcohol that made minions and gods drunk had a low alcohol content.

I don’t know for sure because I don’t use the kids as an excuse to drink, but it would be enough to drink for three days and nights to get drunk on something like soybean.

“I guess I’m not drunk?”

“It’s not bluff…is it worth it? Um… Are you the same as Cheon Sol?”

“That’s right.”

“I’m not drinking it to get drunk in the first place, so it doesn’t matter, right? Oh, I don’t know.”

Hawaii swept the alcohol into the basket. Seeing that they have everything from imported beer to pattu and makgeolli, it looks like they are planning to die after eating it.

“Ah. Bring some mango beer too.”

“Why?”

“Wheat is delicious.”

Eve opened her eyes wide and glared at me. He didn’t say anything, but it seemed like he was saying, ‘Do you eat that kind of stuff…?’

“You have such a unique taste.”

“Gwangma. What is wheat?”

“Mr. Cheonsol, don’t you know wheat? Didn’t Yohan tell you?”

“In the first place, Gwangma didn’t talk much about his hometown.”

“Huh.”

Hawaii glared at me. I don’t even know how good I’ve been to Cheonsol, but you’re looking at me like that.

I look after her because she is a pretty childhood friend. It would be impossible if it was an ugly childhood friend.

“Calculation.”

When Hawaii held out the basket, Alba glanced at her face.

“Um… aren’t you Hawawa, a streamer and hunter…?”

“That’s right. Would you like me to sign it?”

“No… it’s not that bad…”

Eve’s face became grimly distorted. I had a hard time holding back my laughter.

“Puhahaha!!!”

So I laughed. The sound of laughter was so loud that the stand shook, and my stomach was full from laughing.

“Ha, I already have celebrity disease. They say it’s an incurable disease. What should I do?”

“… Usually, people who recognize me ask for autographs and photos, right? This one is unique.”

“Yes, yes. I believe it.”

“Keueuuu.”

When I saw Eve swallowing her anger, a smile escaped her lips. When you send a constellation message, this boy who clenched his teeth and rebelled cannot say anything!

It was fun because I was like an Internet idiot who only goes wild on the Internet but has no power in real life.

“Gwangma. What is Internet Folly?”

“A person like Eve.”

“I see. Then who is Lu Bu again?”

“An ancient warrior who feels sorry compared to Eve.”

“Hoo. He must have been a great military officer.”

“…Dukchuseu.”

I don’t want to get hit by the patrons of each constellation, so I’ll just shut up. My part-time job at the convenience store was dying to know what our relationship was.

“What is the relationship between you three?”

“Ah. This person is my daycare classmate and childhood friend, and he got married to this person. It’s been a while since I met you, so I’d like to clear up some thoughts.”

“Aha. And there’s something else I want to ask… How do I get chosen by a crazy person?”

Hawaii reflexively looked at me and then looked away. As expected, the sponsor I chose. Even though he made a mistake, I liked how he corrected it right away.

Let’s send a message without Alba finding out.

[Crazy people tell us that they consider talent, looks, fun, and gender.]

Hawaii sighed deeply.

“Men are not allowed.”

“Ah…”

We left our frustrated part-time job and went home to Eve.

“I thought the apartment was like a beehive, but the inside is very different. It’s better than our nest.”

“Pfft…”

I was angry, but I had no choice but to admit it. My dexterity gave me an overwhelming sense of making items and tools, but interior design was difficult to cover with dexterity alone.

In the first place, it was impossible to have the same aesthetic standards as six different races lived in one house.

Goddess, Cheonsol and I agreed that we should stay in separate rooms, but Ranran, Avni, and Lulu were so stubborn about who they resembled that they didn’t make much of a concession.

Even Naa, who had been living in the garden at first, came in saying she wanted to stay with the kids.

So our house became a strange mixture of human style, vampir style, elf style, undead style, and lamia style.

“Really? Since I am a constellation, I thought I lived in a nice house.”

“A good house is right. How could it not be nice that the children grew up in the place where the main woman and Gwangma grew in love?”

“…”

Hawaii held the soju bottle like a drunkard and shook it roughly. A whirlwind formed inside the green glass bottle.

“Let’s have a drink first.“

“It’s my first time drinking alcohol from Earth, so I’m looking forward to it.”

gurgle gurgle

Hawaii rolled wheat into a large paper cup. Cheonsol looked at him with great interest.

“Mr. Cheon Sol. You said you were from another planet in the constellation, right? Wasn’t there any alcohol like this there?”

“To begin with, science was not developed on her planet. Glass crafts were so rare that even the original lady only had a few dozen pieces.”

“Yes?”

Hawaii put her chopsticks in the cup and made a stupid sound. I am the type of person who speaks honestly about what I think.

“Looks really stupid.”

“You crazy human being.”

“Your first love is a crazy person.”

“Oh really…”

When Hawaii was about to die from embarrassment, Cheonsol stuck his finger in my side.

“Ack! I stabbed you with all my strength!”

“It’s not even painful, so don’t act harshly. Don’t make fun of Hawaii too much.”

“But… it’s so fun.”

“Ha. I guess you expected too much from me.”

Cheonsol covered my mouth by stabbing me in the side again and spoke kindly.

“Hawawaya. Let’s ignore Gwangma and continue our conversation.”

“Uh… Yes. Do you have an unusual background? Like a noble?”

” Her origins were not noble, but she rose to the position of religious leader, so it is true that she is extraordinary.”

“The leader?”

“Unlike Earth, her planet was managed directly by God. Therefore, the religious leader who serves God is the seat of one person and all people.”

“Anyway, you are high. Oh, since it’s all rolled up, shall we do it?”

Hawaii distributed the cups. Cheonsol blinked.

“What is it?”

“It’s Earth’s drinking culture. Clinking glasses lightly is called jjan.”

“It’s an interesting culture. I’ll try it out.”

“Okay~ Ta-da!”

Tuk

Since it was a paper cup, it didn’t make the sound I expected. But the wheat was excellent. Who wouldn’t like wheat that contains the spirit of the Korean people?

“Keu…”

“K…”

Eve and I were in the same pose, wiping our mouths and picking up snacks. Cheonsol followed suit.

“It’s quite delicious. Even wheat and sweets with strange names.”

“It makes me a little nervous to hear that from a constellation from another planet. now. If the glass is empty, you have to fill it, right?”

In an instant, the empty glass was full. Eve, who naturally joined forces with Cheonsol, asked in an off-hand manner.

“John. What happened while we couldn’t see each other? I heard something vaguely from Sol Cheon, but I want to hear the details directly from you.”

“Oh my. Would you like to hear my biography? It’s a long wait, so prepare your mind.”

“What do you say? Are you drunk?”

“Gwangma is not sane even if he is not drunk. Is it for no reason that you should go crazy?”

“Aha!”

He tried to ignore Cheonsol and explained how he met Sophia and the practice battle with Ebrande.

If I were to write a novel about the anecdotes leading up to coming here, it would take 6 to 7 volumes, so I stopped at the meeting with Cheon Sol.

“The first impression of Cheonsol upon meeting him in battle was that he was a strong warrior? Even if I gave my all, I wasn’t sure I would win.”

“The moment she first saw Gwangma, she thought that demonic energy had invaded her bone marrow. These were not normal human words and actions.”

“John. How crazy are you?”

Eve, who fell for Cheonsol’s conspiracy, was the flagship. How could I believe the words of a woman other than my childhood friend whom I had been looking forward to meeting so much?

I don’t know why you distrust me. I played around a bit, but I did my best as a constellation.

I glared at Hawaii and saw it holding a paper cup and giggling. When did you take off your outerwear? The white tank top and discreetly exposed bra straps attracted attention.

It would be perfect if you wore dolphin pants or just panties on your lower body. Unfortunately, I didn’t take off my pants.

Eve sipped her drink without paying attention to my gaze. Cheonsol was amazed.

“Actually, I was curious about it earlier. It’s Hawaiian. I revealed that the original woman is a constellation, so you don’t mind?”

“They say the voice of a goddess is heard in the world, a tower appears, a constellation chooses them, monsters are killed, and even on Mars, towers and spirits are discovered. Well, I guess that happens no matter what happens these days. I also guessed that John was a constellation, and oh, I’m a little surprised that he got married.”

“Are you just surprised?”

“It was sad too. As the nanny said, John was her first love.”

Why did he become so honest? Looking at the empty bottle, the ratio of soju to beer is 1:1.

He gave us rolled wheat and drank kkang soju himself. Haawawani, who is not a full-fledged [Iron Man] but has a deteriorated version of [Iron Man] for sponsors, is worth a little intoxication.

“How did you two meet? Even if you only heard a little, it seemed like a system that made it impossible for men and women who met enemies in battle to become friends?”

“I am curious about the childhood of Gwangma and Eve. I will tell you first, so won’t you tell me too?”

“Good.”

Cheonsol glanced at me. For a moment, a shiver ran down my spine. He usually makes that look before picking on me. I have to cover that mouth somehow.