episode_0184

Trainer @@## was a proud tentacled creature belonging to the invertebrate family of one-eyed tentacles and the family of multi-tentacles. She was born with the dream that a creature born with tentacles should have.

It’s about catching a female adventurer and playing tentacle! I heard that among the tentacles on planets and universes different from her hometown, there are crazy sexual desirers who capture adventurers of different genders and enjoy playing tentacle spawning, but @@## did not treat abnormal sexual desirers as the same tentacles.

The same was true for them, so a relationship of mutual dislike was formed. @@## hated perverts, but he was jealous of one thing.

Unlike @@##, which was born as a trefoil and whose tentacles are less than 1cm in diameter, they have tentacles as thick and bulky as the arms of most male servants.

The thicker the tentacles, the more handsome and beautiful the monster is, which transcends the limits of its species and even the point of view of beauty, making it look hideous!

If compared to a human being, it was a monster with a dick measuring 1m. Even that was the minimum. The thick one did not have forearms, but tentacles the size of a human torso.

Actually, I didn’t know why @@## was treated as the same species as those perverts. Because of these different perspectives, the Thick Tentacle Tribe and the Three-Legged Tentacle Tribe have been engaged in a war that goes back to the distant past.

In ancient times, wars that involved killing and killing each other have changed into modern times to see who gets the best results in the ‘Game of Gods’ and who produces excellent trainers.

Among the newbie trainers, there were only @@## three-legged tentacles, but there were two thick tentacles. One of the dogs was even ranked higher than @@##.

Until last week. Since the three-legged tentacle tribe was all female, I had the desire to ‘play tentacle to a crazy human’, and because I was in the losing camp, I received a worse reward than @@##.

Thanks to this, @@## ranked higher than them and entered the top 1000. So how can you hate Sofia and the Mad Men’s party?

-♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

@@## used all the tentacles to make a heart. The young Deathrage chuckled after receiving her thank you message.

Actually, @@## didn’t know what kind of race Death Rage was. I just read the minion information as it was told.

-@@##???

Are you a minority race? Since there is only one, I am a minority.

-!!!!

If you were the progenitor of a tribe, there was a very high chance that you would rise to the status of a god in the future. Lilith, the famous vampire goddess, was also the progenitor of the race, and Biyam, the progenitor of snakes, also occupied the throne.

@@## liked Lulu, the daughter of a crazy human, and tried to impress her, but she wanted to look better to the prospective goddess, who was sure to become a young goddess when she became a middle-aged goddess.

[Trainer – @@## sends out the first minion.]

[Minion – Tentacle Fairy @##@@]

So, I sent out my newly acquired minion. I wanted to show it off because it is an SSR-level fairy that appears very rarely in the fairy draw, and in terms of rarity alone.

Lulu, who is called the fairy’s older sister, will recognize how cute this fairy is!

oh. Are you a fairy born later than me?

-@##@@Lee Aeo

Should I call you sister?

-#@

Right, right. Come on.

[Both trainers have completed preparations.]

[Battle begins!]

The battle started, but neither of the two minions attacked the other. The tentacle fairy climbed onto her new sister’s chest and received pats.

There was a minor issue where I had to secure my clothes with my tentacles for fear of falling off, but it wasn’t a big deal.

When two minions are spending healing time without fighting. @@## attempted to befriend Sophia.

-@#@###@?

“Let’s become friends with other goddesses? Did you see a good performance at the farm? You were also among the minions cheering for Yohan?”

-#@@@@!

“You want to be friends? Then would you like to share our community nickname? It’s not a big deal, just like the other person’s post.”

“Sophia. You’ve finally found an internet friend.”

“Yohan stay still!”

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It is unfair. I was just genuinely happy that Sofia had made a new friend and congratulated her. The goddess, unaware of my feelings, chatted intently with her tentacle friend.

The tentacle goddess who stole me from me… When I looked closely, she was quite a beautiful woman. In that race, she was clearly the most beautiful girl in the province.

“Gwangma. Why are you looking at @@## so passionately? If… my daughter’s suspicions turn out to be true, I think I’ll get a little sick of it.”

“Yohaan is a wonderful man who knows the charm of all races.”

“Hot?!”

Cheonsol was pounding me as usual, but his breasts were shaking as if he was embarrassed by Naa’s progress. Then, hesitatingly, he squeezed out a compliment.

“Of course, wasn’t Gwangma the man who also accepted the main woman? Umm… and… your eyes on the opposite sex are very accurate.”

“That’s right! Gwangma recognizes beautiful women accurately!”

Ranran was jumping around excitedly. Avni, who was right next to me, was calm and the two were completely contrasted.

“Me too…”

“I’m the same as Avni! That tentacle goddess is pretty!”

Me, Ranran, and Avni acknowledged it. @@## is a beauty. Men are naturally attracted to beautiful women.

Therefore, it wasn’t strange at all that I was looking at @@##.

“Okay, Cheonsol?”

“Pfft… I will try to develop my aesthetic sense as well.”

“Go ahead and help me?”

“…Please.”

Vampir and I moved forward and joined hands. I was moved to tears when I saw the two most indifferent women in our divine world become friends.

“Dad…”

“If you smile too much, you look handsome?”

“I heard that Ranran looks foolish if she smiles too much!”

“Ranran. Would Avni, who is my father’s wish, say something like that?”

“That’s right…”

I patted Avni’s head and said that what my father said was right. Ranran puffed out her cheeks and rubbed her chest vigorously.

They seemed to think I would like it, and they got it right. I was excited because it was a breast that I had enjoyed touching, kneading, biting, and sucking.

Avni, stimulated, rubbed her chest as well. There was something soft amidst the hardness. That alone was enough to accelerate the patting.

“Happiness…”

Avni died happy. Seeing my daughter’s melted face is one of life’s joys.

“John!”

I was in the middle of playing with my daughters when Sophia called me.

“Why.”

“My friend @@## said he wanted to say thank you to you? Thanks to this, they say they have an advantage over competing races.”

“He said he wanted to become friends with the goddess.”

If she had been the goddess of Sophia’s beating, she would have gritted her teeth like Absolu. It seems that she was favored because she was a goddess who had benefited from it.

“John. What does that mean? Huh?”

“Anyway, there is no need to be thankful. I was just fighting to protect my daughter. Oh, of course our Sophia too.”

The hand that was pinching my cheek suddenly lost its strength. Sophia giggled like Avni.

“Yohan too…”

[Battle ends!]

[Minion – Deathrage Lulu wins!]

Why are you having fun without me? Please include me too!

The daughter was upset, but the professional dad wasn’t embarrassed by this.

“Lulu. Did you have a good time with your new little brother?”

He was polite. Thanks to you, I did a good job persuading him to abstain. @@## also agreed.

“It’s called a tentacle fairy. Wasn’t it awkward because it was different from other fairies?”

Lulu looked at me like I was crazy. It was appropriate soothing, but why did he do this?

Dad started with the wheat fairy, then made the earthworm fairy and the condom fairy. If you’re a tentacle fairy, you’re good.

“…”

It was a sharp point that could not be refuted. I never thought there would come a day in my life when I would lose an argument to my daughter. Is this something called Cheongchuleoram?

Come to think of it, all my daughters were good at arguing. Ranran is too bright and has her own pace, so she makes the other person get caught up in her own pace, Avni is slow and blows off the other person’s outfit, and even Lulu is a sassy murderer.

I’m a really nice person, but who do I resemble to be like this? It was clear that they took after their mothers.

[Trainer – @@## abstained.]

[Guardian of the Goddess – Sophia Victory.]

While the goddesses were blaming the mothers for the shock of losing to Lulu, the battle ended with an agreement between the goddesses. We won the challenge and moved up one level in the rankings, and @@## was satisfied by building a friendship with a goddess with an outstanding servant named me. It was a win-win result.

As soon as she returned to the God Realm, Lulu muttered.

I was satisfied. Although it’s unfortunate that I wasn’t able to get all kills on Absolune’s minions, I had a great debut. Also, I discovered a new level of necromancy while playing with my tentacle fairy brother.

“Oh. What is it?”

Come out!

Lulu spread her arms and shouted. Then a fairy with a translucent body appeared.

-I am a ghost fairy!

how is it? It’s an undead fairy.

“Awesome?”

I was truly impressed. Obsessed with the idea of Earth, I could only think of zombies, skeletons, and wraiths. Lulu, who was born and raised in the divine world, broke common sense.

I guess this is why the term Maengmosamcheonjigyo came about. Children should be educated in a good place…

uh? A sponsor is calling me? dad! My sponsor said he was going to conquer the boss on the 10th floor! I’ll go and help you!

shoo shoo

Lulu, who boasted of being an undead fairy, disappeared. As I was blankly looking at Lulu’s empty seat, Avni tapped my shoulder.

“Me too…”

Shoo shoo shoo

“If I get better, I’ll go.”

Shoo shoo shoo shoo

In an instant, only me, Sophia, Cheonsol, and Ranran remained. I looked longingly at the two vampirs.

“No, right? Please tell me no.”

“Gwangma. I guess you’ll lose the bet. If you’re going to make excuses for Ranran, I want to stop you. Since you sponsored a child, aren’t you eligible to participate in the bet?”

“No…”

“Then let’s come back and see you.”

Shoo shoo shoo shoo

When everything disappeared, Hyeonta came. Why did I choose Hawaii? Even if she’s a little less pretty and less skilled, I’d choose a girl who listens well.

I need to relieve this anger somehow.

[A crazy person doubts Eve’s talent. I wonder if my choice was wrong.]

[The crazy person says that Hawaii couldn’t even learn the game.]

[Hawawa is running wild! Long way! Fly wild!]

Eve’s anger was felt in the message. I feel a little better now.