Chapter Index

    Lulu’s morning always started early. First, as soon as I got up, I removed the legs and arms that were on top of my body.

    Profit… heavy…

    The eldest daughter, Ranran, was as heavy as a mass of muscle. After groaning and giving up, Lulu reflexively turned her head the other way and realized that Avni was not there.

    ‘What’s going on?’

    Originally, Avni would have crushed Lulu like Ranran did. Although the second daughter was much lighter than the eldest daughter, it was still not easy to clean up.

    Why do I get so attached to someone who is timid and shy when they sleep together? Even though we had separate beds, we always snuggled into Lulu’s bed.

    The two older sisters left their own beds and climbed into the younger’s bed together every day, so Lulu was always made into a sandwich for breakfast.

    ‘Still, I’ll be comfortable today without Avni.’

    All I have to do is clean up Ranran. Lamia came into the room, pushing her relatively soft chest with a grunt.

    “Luuu. What are you doing?”

    Get better! Take me out!

    “You can figure it out and come out.”

    Sheesh.

    Lulu threw the two skulls that had not fallen from her body out of the bed even as her two older sisters were stuck together. As I concentrated, Lulu’s body moved to the skull.

    Ugh. This look is not pretty.

    Lulu was disgusted and returned her transparent flesh to its original color. I didn’t like how bones appeared every time I used the transporter.

    “Oh, that’s because I’m not skilled yet. If you use Jajajuu, it won’t be good.”

    I write it every morning.

    Lulu’s mouth popped out. Naa was in an uproar, saying that she was cute too.

    So why? Are you going to play house?

    “Ah no. Yohaan went to town to play.”

    Dad usually goes to the blacksmith shop.

    “With Evenii.”

    Even Avni… Wait a minute.

    I feel like I forgot something. After thinking about it carefully, I remembered it.

    Today is the day Dad and Mom go on a date!

    “Cheonsol is at home?”

    Not Cheonsol’s mom, but my real mom!

    “Ahaha!”

    It was not the time to act carefree like Naa. You can’t miss Mom and Dad’s monumental date!

    Lulu, wearing a monocle that Avni had made to pass the time and then roughly thrown away, shouted.

    It’s an incident!

    Lulu recently enjoyed reading a mystery novel on the minion bulletin board.

    “Accident?”

    My dad is a little weird, so he might get scolded if I stay alone with my mom. I should have a cute, kind, pretty and sexy daughter with me!

    “Is that so?”

    Lulu got on Naa’s tilting tail. He further waggled his tail as if he was displeased.

    “I just gathered the light.”

    If the job is done well, I will reward you. Better assistant! Let’s track down Dad quickly!

    “That’s right.”

    Even better, I enjoyed reading mystery novels on the Minions bulletin board. In Sophia’s new world, the only person who didn’t like the novel was Johan.

    After reading the novel, Yohan muttered, ‘There is no sex in the end…’ I muttered to myself secretly so that my daughter wouldn’t hear, but Lulu heard.

    “Get better, give me the glasses.”

    Assistants can’t wear glasses in the first place!

    “Ahh…”

    Na Na, who was gloomy for a moment, regained her energy. Playing detective stimulated Lamia’s interest.

    The culprit is definitely in Taecho Village. Better assistant. Open the door. Let’s go together.

    “Then why are you moving forward?”

    Because I wore glasses!

    Furthermore, I understood it right away. It was a reasonable reason.

    Lulu and Naa opened a portal to the beginning village without telling Sophia. Actually, I wanted to report it, but I had no choice because he didn’t wake up when I knocked on the door.

    It’s called force majeure. I, Sophia… I was going to tell the officer first!

    “That’s right.”

    The two minions eagerly walked around the village of Taecho. On rare occasions, a trainer showed interest, but he brushed it off, saying he was conducting an important investigation.

    The trainers who heard Lulu’s words all smiled eeriely.

    Where on earth did Dad go? I search the places I used to go often, but I can’t find it. Did the assistant find out something?

    “There is nothing else in Daeaejanggan but Evnii.”

    hmm…

    Lulu, who was pondering deeply, smelled a scent that stimulated her soul. My empty stomach was growling because I didn’t eat breakfast.

    I need to get better. Do you have any divinity? Let’s eat first.

    “Okay. What should I eat? Seehrimniru googii?”

    no. It smells delicious! It’s definitely a hidden restaurant!

    Lulu took the lead with her two skulls held high. The source of the soul-piercing smell was a restaurant near the tomb.

    ‘The view is great!’

    I really liked Lulu, who is half undead. Naa, who was not undead, felt uncomfortable.

    “It’s a bit weird.”

    better. Minions that don’t challenge themselves will stagnate.

    “You’re cool!”

    Furthermore, they applauded loudly. Lulu was proud and was about to enter the restaurant when she spotted the two suspects going up the stairs.

    “What, is it delicious?”

    for a moment!

    Lulu stretched out her arm, but pushed it away. Lulu, who was not fully grown, could not withstand the power of a Lamia spearman who was close to level 2.

    I told you to wait!

    Instead, I didn’t lose my temper. I saw a vision of John in Lulu, who was in trouble.

    ‘Ruuruu looks very much like Yohaan.’

    Isn’t she the daughter who most resembles her father? I also wanted to have a daughter for Yohan, but I thought it would be better if she resembled her mother more than her father.

    John is an attractive human being, but… kinda… like that.

    [The supporter spins around holding a spear and dances with joy.]

    [The patron decided to climb the floor and offer the first game he caught to the benevolent constellation!]

    “Ah. Fuuwonjaa meesijiidaa.”

    Naa confirmed that a wild boar the size of a house had entered the ‘offering’ section provided by Constellation Play. My mouth watered.

    ‘I’ll ask you to bake it for me.’

    The two servants with the talent of dexterity were also good at grilling meat. I’m sorry to my sister, but the food that Johan sometimes cooks is more delicious than the meals I ate at Haneul Leon.

    It was so delicious that Sophia, who was a delivery lover, secretly reduced the number of times she ordered it.

    [The snake man who came down from the sky said he liked the sponsor’s gift.]

    [I promise to give you the gift you want.]

    [The sponsor wants a decoration for the window!]

    [The snake man who came down from the sky presents a piece of scale.]

    While she was actively interacting with her sponsor, Lulu poked Naa’s toned abs.

    What are you doing?

    “Constellation game.”

    Oh, I also have to manage my minions. Since I got a room, I have to go and do it.

    “Baan?”

    He moved forward and tilted his head. You got a room in that short period of time? why?

    I tried to ask, but a skeleton appeared with bones rattling and snatched the player away.

    – Rattling. Rattling.

    This is a restaurant and inn run by Chichi King, and he is one of Chacha’s subordinates, so you should call him uncle?

    – Dalgrarak.

    How long has it been since you died?

    -Rackle…

    The skeleton gave me the key and ran away. Lulu grumbled.

    What kind of uncle is your grandfather?

    If he gave me pocket money, he would be an uncle, but if he didn’t give me anything, I would be a grandfather. Anyway, I got the key and went up to the room.

    Special room on the 3rd floor. Furthermore, while checking the bathroom, Lulu placed two skulls against the wall.

    -…

    -It’s big…

    I can hear you!

    The soundproofing was good for a bone structure, but it couldn’t stop Lulu. Lulu, who had been listening intently, swallowed her saliva.

    Eve…

    “Luuu? Rice?”

    I ordered room service.

    “Okay.”

    He felt better and waggled his tail. Lulu pressed her skull against the wall and continued to listen, but at some point she found herself unsatisfied.

    ‘I miss you!’

    The lively child wanted to watch his father and mother play in secret. Why show everything during the battle, but hide it only after the battle?

    Lulu’s fist was shaking. This is discrimination against daughters.

    I can’t help it. Because dad and mom are bad…

    “Ruuu?”

    Furthermore, although it was absurd, Lulu was quite solemn. I recited the spell with as much concentration as I could.

    Death darker than darkness… Bones as white as snow…

    Actually, there was no need for such a long order. Still, the reason for being so enthusiastic was clear.

    Because it’s cool! Lulu has not yet become an adult. It was a time when meaningful sentences felt cool.

    When I connected the bones and nerves that made up the room, I could vaguely see the next room. It was as if something had gotten into my eyes and I was using my mana with all my might.

    The moment I finally witnessed Mom and Dad’s secret actions. I felt the same shock as when I came out into the world after being in an egg.

    thud!

    I’ve seen sex many times, but the sex between mom and dad was special. Dad wasn’t Battle’s crazy pregnant horse. He was a sweet guy, and his mother also seemed like a shy girl.

    Lulu knew that this was due to affection. At the same time, I realized that my act of spying on Cheonsol’s mother and father’s sex was motivated by a desire to know what a couple’s affection was.

    “Ruuu?”

    Lulu, lost in her own world, did not hear Naa’s call. Why did he go to such lengths to try to confirm mom and dad’s affection?

    This is because there was a feeling of anxiety in one part of my heart. It was because I was worried that my father would rape my mother like the women he forcibly committed in battle and that their relationship would be bad, and that even though they looked good on the outside, deep inside they would harbor a certain hatred.

    Why else would you think that way? This is because the blood of humans who are honest about their desires and the bones of undead who hate and yearn for living things are mixed.

    Only then did Lulu acknowledge her identity. Lulu was a being who had both the heart of a human and the heart of an undead.

    Lulu unconsciously put the skull on her head. The world grew smaller as the skull entered her head.

    “Luuu!”

    The world wasn’t getting smaller. I was growing bigger.

    ‘Finally, I’m becoming an adult too!’

    Lulu accepted growth with joy. After the body changes. Before Lulu could adjust to her changed body, she pounded the wall and kicked the blanket.

    Why do I place such an order…

    When I became an adult, the spell I had just memorized was so cringy. It was Lulu’s first blanket kick in her life.

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