episode_0172
by adminAll humans living on Earth confirmed the existence of the tower after hearing the voice of a beautiful woman.
Everyone, including scientists and theologians, from doomsayers to those who support the flat Earth theory, were in an uproar.
Fraudsters calling themselves experts naturally appeared, and the government, which declared a national emergency, continued discussions with experts for several days and identified the identity of the towers that appeared throughout the city.
In preparation for an unexpected situation, the military was mobilized to limit the number of people entering the tower, but there are always loopholes in what people do.
Some madmen chosen by the Constellation secretly entered the tower. The maniacs who came out after safely clearing the first floor testified as follows.
-There is a fairy in the tower. Surprisingly, since it was a fairy that was friendly to humans, it didn’t break its head if you asked a question.
-The first floor is a space for tutorials and you fight a goblin. This is a very typical goblin that you only see in fantasy novels.
-Once you reach the top of the tower, almost every wish in the world will be granted. Except for the wish related to an unidentified god.
-Do you want your wish to come true? Climb the tower!
“In that way, Korea can be said to have entered the era of great mountain climbing.”
Hawaii summarized the rumors floating around on the Internet like this:
Although the broadcast was temporarily suspended, it was not intentional. Because it became a mosaic, important parts were not exposed.
Lastly, with the support of the government, which understood the current situation, the suspension was lifted quickly. The government tried to target the YOUNG and MZ young people with the cooperation of Hawaii.
Hawaii, who was unable to enjoy the first-mover effect due to the unexpected stoppage, accepted the government’s request with tears in her eyes. There is no answer if the government of the Republic of Korea implements a policy hostile to hunters, like the clichés seen in various content.
“Everyone understands, right?”
Hawaii, who explained the government’s guidelines in about ten spoonfuls, looked at the reactions in the chat window. Although he explained it in an easy way that even a monkey could understand, it didn’t seem to resonate the way she did.
-Is this a funny broadcast?
-Eve is not a child… she is an adult…
-www.WF.com. <- Eve and the uncensored original. Watch it before it gets cut off.
-(This is a deleted message)
-Hawawa… Hawawajang started cutting Geosiao…
-radish
-ice
-radish
-radish
-ice
[The crazy person shouts loudly.]
[A pure blood fighter imitates a crazy human.]
[The owner of the Earth Spirit mutters Mu… Bing…]
[The harmony of yin and yang imitates a crazy person.]
Hawaii was the subject of all kinds of slander and controversy, but this was the first time that I was unable to control my emotions like I am now. She felt endless anger at the Constellation that caused this situation.
"Really a piece of shit…"
The chat window said, 'Gasp', 'Why are you swearing?' It was plastered with things like this. Of course, Eve didn't care one bit.
The viewers' chatter felt lighter than everyday conversation because their anger toward the crazy person who was not satisfied with making fun of himself alone was so great that he dragged other constellations into it.
"Anyway, the first in Korea! We are planning to proceed with top climbing content!"
-How do I get into the tower? They said the soldiers were blocking it?
"Ah, I was chosen by the Constellation. The government said that broadcasting is possible from inside the tower."
-Choice of constellation (naked…)
-(This is a deleted message.)
The auto-blocking program decisively cuts off chats that cross the line. The batting average was high because all keywords such as 'naked body', 'naked body', and 'nude' were included.
Hawaii, satisfied with the performance of the expensive program, headed to the tower. The soldier guarding the tower bowed his head politely.
"Streamer Hawawa. We will help you enter."
"Thank you for your hard work."
Hawaii glanced at the broadcast screen while being guided by the soldier.
'The number of viewers now is 230,000… 240,000… and it's increasing every second.'
This is probably because viewers who are curious about TOP come in in real time. The growth is slow because there are many people who think it's a lie.
If you actually enter, the number will increase by tens of thousands per second.
'Is this a phone call?'
Although he was suspended due to his damned and shameful skills, it was clear evidence that he had been chosen by the Constellation.
Thanks to this, I was able to gain trust, unlike the Hako broadcasters who lied and said that they were chosen by the Holy See for nothing.
Arriving in front of the entrance to the tower, Eve took a deep breath and reviewed the information provided by the government.
“When you enter the tower, a fairy will greet you and let you choose the weapon you want. Everyone has played or watched a top climbing game, right? The rest is the same as the game. Catch monsters, level up, become stronger, and climb. Okay?”
-No K
-I don't understand because Teacher Hawaii is so bad at explaining things.
“Now that everyone knows, let’s get into it~”
When I entered the tower, the environment changed. There was a huge flower in the middle of a golden wheat field.
– Cool, cool, cool!
The cute little fairy rolled around in the flower and talked in her sleep. Hawaii had heard that fairies were friendly to humans, but it was an incredibly peaceful sight.
“Everyone… Is that the fairy we know? If it were a tutorial, the fairy would get angry and have to pick off each person. There's a sense of disconnect.”
-It's real…
-Even a fairy uses the Hawaiian font… Geosiaeo uses the Hawaiian font…
-Gesiaeo where Eve rules the tower…
The chat came up slower than before. I wondered why and saw that the number of viewers had changed. Because the server prepared by the government was stuttering, a subscriber-restricted chat was implemented.
'For some reason, I couldn't see the foreign language.'
“Everyone. What should I do?”
I asked the viewer, but the answer came from somewhere else.
[The crazy man hopes to wake up the fairy.]
'I'll never wake you up.'
It had been a long time since Eve decided to do the opposite of what the Constellation had told her to do. Her constellations were worthy of the description of being crazy.
-Hmmnya mmnya. Crazy people are so annoying. Geosiaeo, the guardian of the fairies…
Eve was astonished. I knew the constellations were evil, but they even included fairies. It was truly a terrible constellation.
[I recommend that the crazy human awaken the fairy.]
[The crazy man says that the fairy is a sleeper and does not know when she will wake up.]
[The crazy person is anxious.]
'I will never be fooled.'
Eve, a genius with a strong sense of pride, waited until the fairy woke up on her own.
John, who was watching this from the divine world, sighed.
“No. Why aren’t you listening?”
“Gwangma. Take advantage of your karma.”
*
Eve, whom I had chosen as a sponsor for the bet, was more obedient than I expected. When I met him in the game, I listened to him well and supported him, but he betrayed me like this.
It was to the point where I suspected that he had tricked me just for that day. Even before I became a servant, the groundwork was laid in preparation for the present. You are very careful.
“John. Wouldn’t I have believed Yohan if he hadn’t tricked me into giving him naked armor as sacred armor?”
“No. Hawaii is narrower than I thought.”
“Wow! Naa’s Huu Wonja baby, I passed the tutorial.”
Naa sponsored an indigenous woman living in the Amazon. Compared to me, he had less divinity, so I only gave him one skill, but he was already a talented servant who hunted crocodiles, so he advanced and absorbed the spear skills I gave him.
“Dad…”
The earth spirit sponsored by Ebni has already passed the second floor of the tower. Abni gave the mite spirit, who came to the divine world for a short time, the name 'Tosik' and made him his patron. As expected from a spirit that served as a leader on Mars, he was overflowing with talent.
I can't lose like this. We have to move Eve somehow. Since it moved against the instructions, take advantage of it.
[If you search the wheat field without waking the fairy, you can find a hidden piece. So, leave the fairy alone…]
I wrote a long message, but only a short part was delivered.
[The crazy human instructs the fairy not to wake up.]
[A crazy man advises that there may be treasure in the wheat field.]
-Viewers, please don’t be too angry. They keep saying things because my constellation is a bitch, but you know the Wakya Pya Huk Nong incident, right? That's what the Constellation ordered. I'm doing another vain trick and staying quiet. Do you want me to die?
“Ah…”
I felt dizzy. As I touched my forehead, Lulu patted my knee.
dad. Do not worry too much. Since I am the sponsor chosen by my father, the beginning may be slow, but the end will be great.
“Thank you, Lulu. Only you…”
So, please give me more pocket money. I want to give skills to my sponsors.
They say you should not harvest black-headed animals. Even animals with purple heads were not to be harvested.
“Gwangma! are you okay! Let’s meet Ranran’s sponsor together!”
“Umm…”
In addition to her first sponsor, a one-year-old baby, Ranran also sponsored a five-year-old child. He said he was cute because he looked like when he was young.
In my opinion, Ranran's childhood was much cuter. How did a child as small as a finger grow up so well?
Since she even sacrificed her virginity to her father, it is no exaggeration to say that she is the most dutiful daughter in the universe.
"John! saw? My minion just passed the tutorial!"
"Brother-in-law. My minion has summoned a spirit! A human living in a world without mana summons a spirit! Isn’t it really amazing?"
Sister Evrande Evria scratched my insides. If this continues, won’t I be next in line for Ranran?
This can't go on. Special measures are needed.
[A crazy person sponsors Hawaii’s talent – visual acuity.]
The sponsorship points I had were drastically reduced. I risked bleeding, so please listen to me.
-everyone. My constellation just sponsored a passive skill? I don't know what kind of trap there might be, so I'll wait a little longer. I think that if I wake the fairy from her sleep, its head will break.
"Ha really…"
Damn it. I should have saved the points I would have given to Eve and sponsored another human being.
"Hawa… I won't let it go any further than this… It's your karma, so take it sweetly…"
Somehow raise it to the top of the tower and turn it into a minion. Let's see if she can maintain that attitude even after getting pregnant.
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