episode_0138

I bowed three times as if I was performing a ancestral rite, expressed my respect to Daehwang God King Lil, and spoke carefully.

“Rhubarb God King Lil. I have a favor to ask.”

[What is it?]

“Can I spend some alone time without going back to the fairy world right away?”

[What did that mean… What I meant was, what is Rhubarb God King Lil?]

“This is a sign of my respect. You can interpret this as saying that every time you change one letter in your name, your respect doubles.”

[This is truly a bountiful harvest.]

Apaiviril was disgusted. The avatar whose breasts were grabbed by me was also disgusted and slapped the back of her hand.

Although she was stronger than an ordinary human woman, she was so weak that she could not even be compared to a minion. It was at the level of a woman who had been exercising for several months.

“Hehehe. This is this. It has a spicy taste.”

The avatar closed its eyes tightly and stretched its arms. It was a gesture telling me to do whatever you want since I gave up.

I could see that he thought that if he didn’t respond, he would lose interest and fail. It’s a pattern that often appears in doujinshi. My hands were itching because it was a cliche of 100% failure and female degradation.

[John. I am still there.]

“Rhubarb God King Lil. Thank you so much for the blessings of Mother Earth. I will save you for the rest of my life.”

[Sigh… My head hurts, so let’s break up.]

“Do you have a headache? As I said before, my hand tastes weird. Would you like me to massage it for you?”

Previously, I couldn’t prove the efficacy of massage because I didn’t have teaching materials, but now I can.

He bent his fingers like a hawk and grabbed the avatar’s shoulders. As the secret that had captured Sophia unfolded, the avatar melted away.

“How do you feel? Just get it once.”

[Uhm…gulp. then…]

Tribute

[…Not really. Go away.]

When Apaiviril gestured, the distance widened significantly. I cried out as I watched Apaiviril turn into a dot as it moved away in real time.

“Let’s touch it just once…!”

“John. What are you talking about after sneaking away?”

Sophia approached, clenching her fists.

“You are ready, right?”

“Sophia. calm down. The operator is calling, but how can I ignore it? What are you going to do if a helpless minion like me ignores you and stops the battle?”

“Hmm…”

Sophia’s momentum was lost. Naturally, as I was about to make my next excuse, I realized that my avatar had disappeared.

It’s not like I used up all my divine power. Not because of exceeding time. I guess the skill just stopped working while moving. Just cast it again.

“So, John. What did you discuss with the management?”

“Ranran is also curious!”

“The main woman is also curious. How beautiful was the management team?”

“Rhubarb God King Lil was a typical Valkyrie. It was cool because she was pretty and dignified.”

“Hoo. I see.”

As Cheonsol took a step closer, his body seemed twice as big. Everande and Everia, lined up as if to guard Cheonsol, were also threatening.

In order to survive, you have to change the subject. At that moment, I saw my immature older brother.

“Hehehehe. Hey Elisha. Please call me uncle. ruler. Uncle.”

“…uncle.”

“Hehehehehe. Oops. Our Elisa is also really cute.”

“Uncle! Stop it! How could Elisa look at an elf! The elf is a disgrace!”

“That’s right…”

Sister Ebni Evril was blocking Evrote from clinging to Elisha. The higher spirits of lightning and earth struck Ebrote as if it were this time.

“Elisa! Come here!”

“Okay!”

Elisa flew away with joy like a puppy seeing its long-awaited owner. The wings waved like a tail.

“Uncle is bothering you too much?”

“…Your affection is too much. It’s a little bit overwhelming.”

“Yes, yes. I’ll tell you to be careful. Brother Ebrote. Elisha is the queen, so please restrain yourself.”

“Evmuruk.”

I thought my ears were rotting. Why does an elf with that face and that size say something like that? Do you really want to act cute in front of your nephew?

“Ebrote. Go back.”

It seems that even Dohoyo couldn’t get over it. Dohoyo, whose face looked like it had been chewed, sent Ebrote back to the divine world.

As I watched Ebrote disappear, I secretly expressed my gratitude. Thanks to my brother’s sacrifice, I survived. Thank you, brother.

“Why is my eldest brother like that?”

“I feel like I’m getting younger day by day. Could it be…”

“…Do you suspect that you may have contracted madness from being close to a madman?”

“That’s right! What do you think?”

“I think it is reasonable. Wasn’t it originally a black and white color?”

“Of course, isn’t it? Should I keep Yohan and my older brother apart?”

Even the women who fell for my trick did not give up their lives. Seriously, ‘John and Ebrote. ‘Is it okay to leave it like this?’ I left the women discussing the topic and reported to Sophia.

“Sophia. Apaiviril notified me that he was nerfing my replica.”

“What?! Why??”

“They say I’m too strong, so other trainers complain. It is something that has been decided at a higher level, so there is nothing you can do about it.”

“For some reason, no matter how many times I kept sending inquiries, they only sent automatic replies… If they were higher up, then maybe they were developers? I heard people like Legdrin and Gaia said that?”

Sophia, who spoke the names of the two gods, was more polite than ever before. Even the dohoyo adjusted his attire after hearing the names of the two gods.

“Are you that scared of them?”

“You are the ancient god who created the game of the gods! He is the most powerful god in the universe, he created the Gods’ Game, and was also an early champion…”

Sophia began praising the gods in earnest. Dohoyo did not stop him and added Chuimsae.

I got tired of listening and patted the kids. The order was Ranran, Avril, Avni, Elisa Kim, Naa, and Lulu.

While touching the keys in order, I suddenly realized something strange. Naa is not my daughter, so why are we mixed up?

“…John. Are you listening?”

“Ah yes yes. Of the three great people, you respect Gaia the most, right?”

“That’s right! Gaia, like me, started out as a healing goddess! You are my role model!”

“Actually, I also received Gaia’s skills as a reward. I managed to convince the operator to turn it off because he was going to nerf it.”

“Jingja???”

Sophia’s eyes shined like never before. It was so cute that my heart was pounding so hard it hurt.

“Hmm. I’m a little jealous this time. The Earth Mother Goddess’ skills are so valuable that even spirits and elves covet them.”

“Dad. Can you show me?”

-We also deserve to see Gaia’s skills!

-right! that’s right! People who aren’t crazy, please share your skills with us!

The goddess and the fairy lit fire together. The fairies who called me a crazy person resembled a lump on their heads and also had the modifier ‘in’ attached to them.

“Then I’ll show you. The protection of the Earth Mother.”

Ah-ah-

As the chant spread, everyone looked ecstatic. It’s a bit better for me the second time. The breasts that I had been touching a little while ago slowly came down.

“Ah. An avatar said to have been created by the Earth Mother herself. Even though he is only a half-god, he is an avatar that closely resembles the Mother Earth…”

“I heard a rumor that Gaia can link her senses with her avatar. It is said that on the planet where Mother Earth worships, a priest appears who hears Gaia’s voice once every hundreds of years.”

The two goddesses are getting along well. I will take the fact that I touched the avatar’s chest with me to the grave. If I tell you, the two goddesses might kill me.

“But the skills are a bit disappointing.”

Sophia, who belatedly escaped her excitement, evaluated the skill with a cool-headed gaze.

“Master. Why?”

“The Earth Mother Goddess’s protection is a farming skill. There’s even an option to make it more delicious… Okay. It’s not a typical taste, but it’s delicious according to Gaia’s standards.”

“If your taste buds are different, you mean it doesn’t taste good?”

“That’s right.”

It’s a useless skill except for a real face and tits. I have to punish you when no one is watching.

The expression on the avatar’s face, revered by the goddess, my women, and the fairies, was so insolent that it sparked a desire to punish me.

“Dad!!”

“Huh??”

Did I plan too hard to punish the avatar? I finally heard my daughter’s call.

“Elisa. Why did you call me?”

“Our God gave us a new field for fairies. Because it is a wasteland, it will take a long time to develop it, so I called to ask for help from the Earth Mother Goddess.”

“Please develop a new field?”

“Yes. You can’t earn points because your replica is weak. If you develop it, you can earn points based on your progress.”

“Our Elisha is a dutiful daughter. A dutiful daughter.”

Abni suddenly massaged my shoulders.

“Dad…”

“Of course, Avni is also a dutiful daughter. Huh. Cool.”

“Heehee…”

“I’ll massage Ranran too!”

I twisted my shoulder to avoid Ranran’s touch. Ranran is a martial artist and has no dexterity, so it hurts a bit. It should be called shoulder muscle crushing rather than shoulder massage.

“Elisa. Leave field development to Dad. I’ll make it great.”

“Yes!! If you run out of materials, you can give the quest to a trainer who switched to our camp, so feel free to make it to your heart’s content!”

“I need a tool to chase away pests and birds. Are there any women of the Scarecrow race?”

“Yes??”

Cheonsol covered my mouth.

“Elisha. Gwangma was talking nonsense. Don’t listen to me.”

“Yes…”