Chapter 253: Onahole Conqueror [R-18]
by Meher“Vice President?”
“Sit here. I’ll check you over.”
…Ah, a vital signs check.
It seemed the Angel One Squad was checking the health of the Hunters and Heroes who had been busy with the sortie since morning.
I walked over without thinking, but the moment I caught her sweet scent, my dick got hard.
It had just been stimulated by the busty, black-haired receptionist, so even though it had calmed down, it was still half-hard…
Evangeline’s voice as she said, “Sit here. I’ll check you over,” seemed intent on stimulating me.
To the hunter who just passed by, you were all business, like, “I’ll check your vitals. Yes, pulse, respiration, and blood pressure are all normal.”
So why was she talking to me with a tone that sounded like she wanted to pamper me?
And she’s only a year older than me!
My eyes were glued to her soft, massive boobs, which looked perfectly suited for a mommy role.
Despite my rude gaze, which should have earned me a slap across the face, Evangeline just smiled gently, her eyes full of affection.
It was like she was saying, “It’s okay if it’s you, Sang-hyeok♡.”
“~~Sang-hyeok? What are you looking at so intently?”
“S-Sorry, Senior.”
The peach-like fragrance wafting from Big Sis Evangeline’s body completely aroused me.
Why do heroines smell so damn good…?
As if I’d found a mate in heat by scent alone, my erect dick throbbed like a radar.
Gulp.
I tensed up as I looked at Evangeline’s lips.
Could I get with her, too?
Could I seduce Evangeline?
For some reason, she gave off the impression that if I asked, she’d say, “Oh my, I suppose it can’t be helped…” and lick it clean with her tongue.
But normally, that would get you handcuffed.
Even I, who had already brought a key character and a receptionist to their knees, found myself hesitating before Evangeline, the very picture of Essol Academy’s dignity.
While I was hesitating, the nurses from the Angel One Squad, dressed in super-short minidresses that made them look like expert sperm-drainers, had Hena and Yuuna sit down.
“We’ll go first.”
“Th-There are no shots, right?”
There was a simple reason I was calling them “sperm-draining nurses” in my head.
Their outfits were insane.
Anyone who’s been to a hospital knows that real nurse uniforms have zero sex appeal. They’re just shapeless, monochrome smocks designed purely for hygiene and practicality…
But the sperm-draining nurses of the Angel One Squad, with their Cleopatra cuts—perfectly straight bangs that covered their eyes—were clearly flaunting their bodies. They wore what looked like pure-white minidresses for a special night with a boyfriend, showing off their massive boobs and pale thighs as if to say, “I’m great at milking.”
What were they really like?
As if to mock my lewd thoughts, they checked my girlfriends’ temperatures and pulses with a business-like attitude, which only sent my imagination into overdrive.
“We’ll take care of that groaning, erect dick of yours with my assistants. Come on in.”
“Titty-fucking? Oh my, of course. Why didn’t you say so sooner♡?”
“You wanted a breastfeeding handjob, like a baby?”
…Gasp!
“Our girls’ outfits are a bit stimulating for a young man, aren’t they?”
“…!”
Evangeline had caught me.
The sperm-draining nurses glanced at me, then turned away as if to hide their asses.
Ah, no…
“We’re a squad sponsored by the SD Corporation. We can’t help it if they force us to wear revealing costumes.”
“I-I see…”
They were dressed like prostitutes, but if you tell me they’re being forced to because of a contract…
That’s even hotter…!
The cheeks of the sperm-draining healer-nunas flushed slightly.
I was 100% sure they thought I was staring at their asses.
“Pulse, temperature, blood pressure, all normal.”
“We’ve healed all the scratches~. A woman’s skin shouldn’t have any blemishes.”
“Thank you, Senior!”
“Thank you…”
Hena and Yuuna bowed politely.
Healing scratches… right.
No matter how many people were injured, the Angel One Squad had healing skills…
Truly angels of the battlefield.
Indispensable, high-level personnel for any combat zone…
When Evangeline used her healing magic, a literal angel’s halo, not a metaphorical one, appeared above her head.
“Have a seat, Sang-hyeok.”
“Ah, yes.”
I sat in the chair.
I hadn’t noticed from the side, but now…
In front of me was the noble lady with massive boobs, Evangeline…
And on either side of me, the sperm-draining nurses smoothly took their places, showering me with their sweet scents. I couldn’t think straight.
My healthy dick was so hard it was demanding sex right now, and there was no way to hide it.
It wasn’t the kind of size you could conceal just by sitting in a sloppy posture anyway.
“…”
“…”
Ahem…
I, who had been ogling the women’s boobs, was now the one being stared at.
The sperm-draining nurses were blankly staring at my erection, its outline visible through my clothes.
It was then.
“Please remove any items from your pockets.”
Excuse me??
“Pressure on the body can lead to an inaccurate blood pressure reading.”
There was no time to stop her.
The pale hand of the nurse in the pure-white minidress grabbed my dick.
Hah…!
Evangeline just blinked, watching the scene unfold.
“Ah, ack! I’m so sorry.”
As if she’d touched something scalding hot, the nurse quickly pulled her hand back and bowed her head.
“That’s… not something I can take out…”
The nurse who had tried to pull out my dick turned red all the way to her ears.
Isn’t this totally an erotic milking event?
Given its size, she must not have realized it was a part of my body.
What did she think was in there, a gun?
“I’m sorry.”
“It’s fine.”
“It’s fine, since you’re probably enjoying it on the inside…”
“What do you mean, enjoying it… Well, you’re not wrong. The nurses are very pretty.”
“…”
“…”
The nurse fidgeted with her hands and lowered her head.
Evangeline smiled faintly.
It was a graceful smile, befitting a noble lady. Her ample chest was also quite noticeable.
“I saw you having fun with the receptionist, too.”
“Gasp.”
“You’re very bold, Sang-hyeok. You’d be in big trouble if you got caught doing that here.”
She saw me…
“If the President found out, she’d scold you for tarnishing the academy’s reputation, you know?”
“I’ll restrain myself…”
“Restrain yourself… hmm… it doesn’t look like you can, though…?”
Evangeline stared intently at my erection.
“This is just a physiological reaction…”
Evangeline leaned forward.
I can see all of her cleavage!
“If it’s too much for you, shall I take care of it?”
Was I waiting for those words to come out of the gentle, motherly Evangeline’s mouth because I was the protagonist of an eroge?
Or was it because my brain had been taken over by my dick?
“You need to be careful, okay?”
“I’ll be careful…”
Contrary to my expectations of a lewd event, I just got a normal warning.
A pang of guilt pricked my conscience for having such wicked fantasies about a senior who was busy treating the injured.
“…But if you really can’t hold it in.”
Huh?
“I’ll give you special help. So come find me.”
What did she mean by that?
After the check-up was over, my heart was left hanging in mid-air, just pounding.
‘Special help’ from Big Sis Evangeline…?’
Or maybe special help from the sperm-draining nurse duo…?
My mind was completely filled with that thought.
Am I going to do it with Evangeline today?
‘Is this a dungeon or a harem?’
A harem dungeon?
Either way, it was a good thing for me.
“Things are looking up for you this morning, huh?”
As soon as we left for the Forbidden Zone, Yuuna teased me cutely.
“What should we do with this handsome face? Huh? What do you think, Hena?”
“…Ehehe… just looking at it makes me happy…”
Haha…
Was it because I’d been letting my eyes wander too much this morning?
Compared to that, Yuuna’s nagging was angelic.
“Isn’t there something you should be doing for your girlfriends’ right to happiness, Kim Sang-hyeok~?”
“At your service is a handsome boyfriend’s skinship, Queen Yuuna.”
“Hmph. Present it to me, then.”
I pulled Yuuna into a tight hug.
With the manly hands she loved so much, I touched her breasts, interlaced our fingers, and stroked her hair.
Hena, who was watching from the side, joined in.
“Me too…”
Hena’s whole body was a perverted masterpiece that begged to be milked, so I gave her massive boobs a firm squeeze.
“Nngh!”
“For the peace of the Onahole Squad, my hands are your public property.”
“Haaah… hngh…”
Thoroughly excited, Yuuna clung to my arm with her whole body, and Hena did the same.
I’m so proud of myself for taking care of my girlfriends’ happiness.
After ten minutes of skinship, Yuuna stretched languidly.
“Recharged!”
Hena seemed to be done too, but I didn’t let her go.
I kept kneading her huge boobs from behind while licking her.
“Ah, nngh. I’m… done too… nnght…”
Hena’s boobs are amazing…
Squeeze, squeeze.
After that light sexual harassment, the Onahole Squad began its operations in earnest.
Perhaps because the 【Strategy Guide】 had been released, concisely revealing the monsters’ characteristics, there was a sharp increase in the number of hunters operating in teams.
The consensus seemed to be that it was difficult to handle them alone.
Today, we entered various commercial buildings, dealt with the minions from the Universe’s Domain, and rescued people who hadn’t managed to escape.
“Open the door. We’re from the Hunter Association.”
People who had been hiding behind a firewall came pouring out.
“Thank you!”
“Don’t take that detour route. Go straight to the base camp. The Heroes have cleared the path, so it’s safe.”
When I showed them the route on a panel, they all knew what to do.
It seemed that almost any Korean citizen with a resident registration could open this hologram panel.
If this exists, why do people still use smartphones? Can’t you make calls with this too?
“The minions look so much like people, it’s creepy…” Yuuna said.
“Yeah, they do.”
The 【Minions of the Galaxy】 resembled humans.
They weren’t mantises or miners, but a separate type of entity.
They had four limbs, were large enough to roam inside buildings, and their faces were strangely mutated.
[Minion of the Galaxy]
[B-Rank Magical Beast]
[Their true identity is “humans who found happiness under the Domain’s rule.”]
‘It’s probably better not to tell them this…’
What a cruel world.
In a country that throws academy students who haven’t even experienced the real world into the fray as hunters, would any of them be able to sleep at night if they knew this?
“I’ll take care of them if I can. I just have to turn them into onaholes. Just watch out for any potential surprise attacks.”
“Leave it to me! I’ve got my buff, so I’m invincible right now!”
“You used to be so embarrassed about getting this buff…”
“Wh-What!”
Yuuna’s cheeks flushed red.
“Can I take that to mean it’s okay for me to treat you like an onahole?”
“…F-Fine, do whatever.”
Seeing such a cute and pretty girlfriend declare herself an onahole went beyond just making my dick hard; it was genuinely moving.
Anyway…
“Become an onahole.”
BANG!
“M-Me?!”
“No, I was talking to that thing.”
Even if they were once human, I couldn’t just leave them be now that they’d become monsters that mindlessly attacked people.
But what should I do with the onaholes made from their personality jellies?
Selling them to the demon merchant felt too cruel.
Weren’t their personalities a bit more proper than those of the exchange event NPCs or the zombies?
What did it mean to have “found happiness”?
“Kiyaaaak!”
Judging by the way they charged at us, they certainly seemed to be in a more high state than zombies.
BANG!
I aimed my Benelli and fired, making it behave.
[Your level has increased.]
Huh?
My body was suddenly enveloped in a blue light.
It felt different from a regular level-up.
“Whoa! It’s the Light of Awakening.”
[『Onahole Collector』 has awakened…!!]
[You have become the 『Onahole Conqueror』!!]
A fanfare sounded from somewhere.
What the hell is an Onahole Conqueror…
[You have acquired 『Onahole Domain』!]
[You have acquired 『Onahole Warming』!]
What the hell is this now?
Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)
Please do consider subscribing to my Patreon for requests or to get early access to chapters
0 Comments