episode_0044

In the beginning, the best blacksmith shop in the village was staffed entirely by dwarves and sold items by reservation only.

The gods, whose only available multidimensional store was the Frontier Newbie Market, had to use the blacksmith to obtain rare grade items. There was also a way to obtain it by opening a bronze box, but the probability was extremely low, so only gods with rotten divinity could get it.

It is said that the rate of obtaining rare items from the enhanced bronze box that comes from 5 and 10 consecutive wins is high, but 10 consecutive wins is an achievement that even the top ranked players cannot easily achieve. Even if you win 10 times in a row, you don’t necessarily get a rare item.

There were many dissatisfied gods, but the drop rate was not increased, saying it was a policy for fairness in the new league. In the end, the gods put a registration notice on rare items and stamped out competitors with divinity, or requested items from a blacksmith shop.

Creating rare items at the blacksmith shop was simple. Make it until done.

“John friend! It’s also a normal grade!”

“Aaagh!”

It’s painful. Doing it at the best blacksmith shop in town is a lot of hard work. Of course, there was nothing to learn.

John, who had the gift of dexterity, was a genius in production. However, because there was little experience, the equipment that could be made was limited.

You can create items just by looking at the drawing. But it wasn’t perfect from the beginning. If I had been alone, I was taught knowledge that would have had to be learned and developed over and over again.

“The ax we make now must meet dwarven standards, not human standards. Dwarves are short, so they prefer axes with short handles. However, since the muscles are strong, the material may be a bit heavier.”

In particular, it served as an opportunity to broaden my perspective, which had been focused on human standards. John threw the two-handed ax he had just completed into the pile of weapons.

Items that fail to become rare items are piled in a corner, melted down, and recycled. Although it was already his fourth failure, he did not show any signs of displeasure.

“Hya… ”

“Ranran. Isn’t it hot?”

“Mom is cool! Gwangma is cool!”

“Gwangma is cool. I wish I could just keep my mouth shut on a regular basis. In my heart, I want to seal the pain.”

“Gwangma looks cool even when he opens his mouth!”

Because my daughter, the cutest girl in the world, says I’m cool! The dwarves, fascinated by her cuteness that transcended race, glanced at Ranran while they were working.

“Hump Hum. Kid. Do you want to drink this?”

“I hate it! Mom told me not to drink drinks from strangers!”

“Isn’t that Kim Dwarf? I feel relieved to see you doing well.”

“Is this the guy your mom knows?”

“That’s right! You are a cultist under the cult leader!”

“Dwarf Kim!”

What is Kim Dwarf giving to someone else’s daughter? Fatherly love welled up in a place in my heart.

“Push away! Daddy’s Papa!”

“Evil!”

Kim Dwarf fell down after being hit in the back of the head by a hammer. The bearded female dwarf, the best craftsman at the blacksmith shop, clicked her tongue.

“Kim Dwarf! Don’t play, just melt down the failures!”

“Yes, yep!”

“Because I will take care of Ranran! Hey. Do you want to eat this?”

“Mom… ”

“I know your dad. We make items together, right?”

“Wanna eat it!!”

Ranran, clinging to a cookie the size of her body and eagerly devouring it, was so cute that it took my breath away. In fact, a few dwarves grabbed their hearts while working.

“Qu… Arrhythmia… ”

Let’s keep a close eye on the wandering Kim Dwarf. You may have strange tastes. If you show any signs of it, you have to sneak it out without anyone knowing.

“Phew… hot… ”

Sophia was half-lying on the sofa in one corner of the studio, flapping her toes. My heart pounded every time my insides showed, but I was the only one who cared.

Dwarves’ aesthetic standards were based on a full beard and thickness of limbs, so Sophia was not considered a woman. Thank goodness. Otherwise, Sophia would have felt the gaze and opened the front door.

The white dress that gets wet with sweat and shows the inner skin. This was more erotic than a naked woman taking a shower. I think if I get a little more wet, my nipples will show through…

“Goddess. This is a portable air conditioner. If you wear it, it will block the heat.”

“Thank you.”

“Not much to say.”

“Kim Dwarf!”

Why are you doing such useless things? The performance of the air conditioner was so good that Sophia’s sweat glands closed the floodgates.

“Yes!!!”

Kim Dwarf, posing like a soldier. I wanted to beat him up like a dog on a dog day, but Cheonsol and Sophia were watching.

If you say something like, ‘I tried to make Sofia wetter and steal her nipples,’ you will be punished, not Kim Dwarf.

“I need to take care of Ranran and Cheonsol too. Vampires are weak to heat.”

“Ah! I’ll bring more air conditioners!”

“Okay.”

Bloody tears flowed. They say that breaking up with someone you love hurts more than when your heart is squeezed. My heart ached so much for not being able to see Sophia’s nipples.

I will relieve this sorrow with an axe!

“That’s right! That momentum! Swing the hammer with that momentum!”

“After all, our human friends! More dwarf-like than Kim Dwarf!”

“I can’t lose either!”

“Hiya… ”

He kept the dwarf’s admiration in one ear and continued his work, listening intently to Ranran’s voice. The best craftsman in the workshop… What was your name? The beard woman stuck to me and gave me advice.

“Minions wearing this item prefer heavy weight. Rather than cutting the enemy with an axe blade, he prefers to crush his opponent with his strength. The gripping method… ”

The beard woman’s advice blossomed into a talent called sleight of hand. As I swung the hammer, I forgot my anger and entered a trance-like state.

“Hiyaaa! Gwangma is so merciful!”

“I want to grab a hammer too!”

“Gwangma is the best!”

A world where only anvil, hammer, and Ranran are visible. It seemed as if an iron will was conveyed every time I hit the ax blade. When I finally hit the final hammer.

brrrr

He resonated with iron and returned to the blacksmith shop.

[Production success!]

[The Heavy Ax of Fury has been created!]

“Rare Item!”

“Congratulations!”

“You are a true honorary dwarf!”

After hearing the dwarves’ congratulations, my senses returned.

“Ah.”

I should have been in a trance when I made my items. After all, you’re good at making other people’s products.

“Check the options?”

The bearded woman suggested it vaguely, but I didn’t feel like appraising it. If the options were good, I would have trouble sleeping for several nights because of stomach pain.

“It is done. Please forward it to the client.”

“Are you willing to give up your first feelings to the owner of the weapon? indeed! A model for craftsmen!”

“Yes?”

When I asked what kind of field the beard woman was, I found out she was a bullshit craftsman.

“I will respect my friend’s craftsmanship! Originally, I was only going to entrust the production, but the craftsman who made the product should meet the customer in person!”

“Yes?”

“I will contact the requested god right away, so just wait a moment!”

The bearded woman disappeared without even listening to me. No, you should give them a chance to resolve any misunderstandings. If you go away and just say bullshit, what are you going to do with me?”

“After all, we are friends!”

“You have such a noble spirit! We will follow your example!”

Please calm down, you crazy bastards. Why are the ears of hairy dwarves so thin? Wouldn’t someone who knows me well help clear up any misunderstandings?

“I can’t believe Yohan was thinking like that. I did not know… ”

“Gwangma’s production success rate was strangely high. That’s because I went into production with that mindset. I saw it again.”

“Gwangma Mercy!!”

I covered my ears and grabbed the hammer. You talk loudly. I work.

“You made a rare item, but you held the hammer non-stop!”

“We also get a day off when we meet our quota!”

“Gwangma is ‘sincere’.”

I hope everyone shuts up.

*

Shin, who requested the item, arrived as soon as we contacted him. A man dressed in a uniform like a high-ranking general but without any medals made eye contact.

I had no interest in exchanging glances with men, but I felt like I was losing if I avoided eye contact, so I glared at them. This reminds me of the nightmare I had when I played a military experience simulation.

A lieutenant-level character who glared at me because I had long hair… Because of that bastard, I stopped looking at the simulation genre itself.

The man shook his head. It seemed like I didn’t understand.

“What’s wrong with being human?”

“Hoo.”

As the man let out an exclamation, the bearded woman who had been protecting me came forward.

“This is an employee who sometimes helps us with work in our workshop. Although he is human, he is also an honorary dwarf with the skills and mindset of a craftsman.”

“Why did you bring a human to meet me?”

“I am the craftsman who produced the requested item.”

“Hoooh.”

Why are you talking about something that isn’t even a topic for you to talk about? As he rolled his eyes, the corner of the man’s mouth went up.

“I like it.”

Are you gay? A suspected gay man held out his hand like a military officer-level game character.

“This is Johannes Graham, who requested Battle X.”

I heard this name somewhere. If it’s Johannes Graham… Number 1 in that ranking?