episode_0026

I was well aware that the world of God, a universal being, is different from the Earth of the 22nd century. However, since most of the gods I had seen in battles were humanoid, I assumed that I would only encounter similar beings.

-Beep beep.

But the robot god wasn’t even humanoid. The artificial intelligence in the historic robot movie called The Terminator still had a human head, but the robot god looked like diatomaceous earth with metals woven together.

The minions, on the other hand, were typical of the giant robots seen in The Mechanic movies. Perhaps due to the effect of the level 1 nerf, it was not as big as Building 63, but it was similar in size to the gigantic Kraang Kang.

Looking at its sturdy-looking exoskeleton, various weapons, and boosters on its back, it seems like it would win even if it were to face Kraang Kang from the front.

“I never thought it would stick with Shinpa Go…”

Ears that weren’t decorated caught Sophia’s murmur. Humans have two ears. I also caught Cheonsol’s self-talk.

“What on earth is that? How can organ jinsik live and move?”

“Sophia. Please explain.”

“Ugh.”

Sophia wiped away the sweat by rubbing her hands on the hem of her clothes and began to explain.

“Shinpago is the god of mechanical civilization. Originally, machines are a race that pursues reason and efficiency and do not believe in gods, so it is difficult for a racial god to be born, but the possibility of the universe is always open, so such a being is born.”

“It means that it is an SSR character with a 0.01% appearance probability.”

“I don’t understand the explanation of the owner and Gwangma.”

“What should the machine say? I think it will be enough if the tracheal diagnosis evolves.”

“The evolution of inanimate objects. I am truly afraid.”

Cheonsol showed a look of fear.

“Do machines have blood?”

“None. That minion might be a life form riding on a mechanic, but it is also a machine life form.”

She asked me, and when Sophia answered, Cheonsol urgently spoke up.

“Is that so? It’s the opposite of me.”

“Not only is it a counter for Cheonsol, but it is also a counter for minions without mental abilities and ranged attack skills. Robots fly. Among the gods of machine civilization, there are several league winners, and they are still the minions that dominate the top meta.”

“Khahahahaha!!!”

Others have a body made of cloth, but since a chunk of metal suddenly pops out, it deserves to occupy the upper meta.

Even if your head gets blown off, you won’t be left behind. What should I do to neutralize that thing? Dismantling the machine? Or removing the chip stuck in the back of your head?

-Trainer sexy newbie. Are you trying to win 10 games in a row?

While I was worried, Shinpago spoke to Sophia. Our innocent goddess was surprised.

“How did you know?”

-An ambiguous sentence. I will answer them all. Shinpago resides in the community to collect big data. I read all posts posted on the Newbie bulletin board. A reinforced bronze ring worn by a male minion. It is the same equipment as posted by ‘Sexy Newbie’ who was watching to learn ‘deceptive’ data.

Sophia sat down and buried her face between her breasts. If another woman did that, her face would be between her knees, but because her boobs are so magnificent, it happens like that.

“Gwangma…”

Cheonsol whispered carefully.

“Is your nickname really Sexy Newbie?”

“That’s right.”

“The main woman thought it was a mockery from a real man. The adage that comes to mind is that you may know a thousand miles of water, but you don’t know a person’s inner thoughts. I am truly embarrassed.”

“But it still suits you well, right?”

Cheonsol, seeing her breasts poking out between her arms, nodded. cancer cancer. It’s a heart that can’t help but be admired regardless of man or woman. That Jjijji is my goddess.

-Second answer. Shinpa High School also won 9 games in a row. Special rewards are reset upon 10 consecutive wins. It is reasonable to compete with gods of the same rank.

“It’s definitely artificial intelligence, so it’s good at explaining things. I’m going to make a fool of myself as an instructor.”

“One-handed instructor? Does this mean that he is a scholar who kills his opponent with one blow?”

“Mmm. The scholar is right. It’s similar.”

I skimmed over it because I was too lazy to explain it.

“It is strong enough to slap a powerful enemy in the face. The spirit of winning is boiling.”

“It’s compatibility.”

“Women sometimes have to fight even when they know they will lose.”

It’s a complete woman’s mindset. Cheonsol looks kind of cool. But in our world, it’s not a real woman, it’s a real man.

“No. I’ll step out. Sophia. Come to your senses.”

“Wow… As expected, a machine god without blood or tears… To attack mentally before the battle even begins…”

“When?”

You just state the facts without harsh criticism. So you shouldn’t have made your nickname sexy newbie. It’s a blessing for Sophia.

“When!”

“Sophia is actually sexy. So, didn’t you change your nickname to Sexy Newbie?”

“It was originally a different nickname, but Dohoyo changed it on his own. I had no choice because they said they wouldn’t lend me my ID if I didn’t leave it as is.”

Dohoyo has a good eye and is very playful. Do it. Since she has breasts like asphalt, she probably wanted to make fun of Sophia for having big breasts that she didn’t have.

-Sexy newbie. We gave enough time for the strategy meeting. Don’t waste any more time. This is a warning.

“Khahahahaha!!”

[Shinpago is ready!]

[If Sophia does not send out a minion within 60 seconds, she will automatically be disqualified.]

Sophia raised her head after seeing the message. Hey. There was a mark left on my face from where my chest had been pressed.

“John. Can you win?”

“Of course.”

“It’s your first time dealing with a robot.”

“It was my first time dealing with elves, vampirs, and dwarves. And strictly speaking, it’s not the first time.”

In virtual reality, there were not only fantasy fighting games but also robot fighting competitions. On a space map with no movement area restrictions, all I did was run away and fire bombs with a beam saber.

Because of me, there was a restricted area for maximum movement on the space map, but I rose to rank without using Yamsangi.

Of course, we boarded the robot and fought. It’s my first time barefoot, but I’m sure it will work out somehow.

“Trust me.”

Cheonsol was impressed by the indifferent yet cool way he spoke.

“Ranran. I know. Your father is really cool.”

“John…”

Sophia held my hand tightly.

“I want to open the bronze box…”

“Then I will win.”

[New Trainer – Sofia has sent out her first minion.]

[Sophia is ready!]

As soon as I was summoned to the center of the Colosseum, a bullet passed through my body.

“Khahahahaha!!!”

“Don’t be surprised! No matter what you do before the battle starts, your attacks won’t work! I’m shooting to suppress the momentum!”

-Beep beep. denial. Due to the minion’s nerf, only the combat algorithm is working. Stupid RB-01 cannot distinguish between before and after a battle.

Even as Shinpa High was making excuses, bullets whizzed by. This is kind of fun. It’s like a magic show. If you perform ‘bullet passing magic’ on Earth, you could win Korea’s Got Talent.

Of course, you will be caught for violating gun possession laws before that.

“Khahahahaha!!!”

“Can you do nothing but laugh?”

“Khahaha!!”

“Shinpa High School. This robot is broken. Can I get a refund?”

– Are you kidding?

“uh.”

-Learning humor data. Thank you.

He seems like the most normal god I’ve ever met. No, it’s not a human, so it’s a normal machine? Normal artificial intelligence?

“Yes! My name is Jeong Sang-shin. Even if it’s upside down, it’s normal!”

-Learning humor data.

“It’s not humor, it’s madness, isn’t it…”

“Uh-huh! Sophia! be quiet! It was a gag of conversion!”

-Learning from anger data.

It would have been nice if Shinpago had been a plump female android rather than a lump of metal. It’s more fun to talk to than you might think.

Sophia must have sensed my fondness for Shinpago and shouted in a hurry.

“The battle begins!”

-Secondary learning from anger data. Switch to the battle data learning phase.

[Both trainers are ready.]

[Defeat condition 1. Stamina exhaustion]

[Losing Condition 2. Trainer’s abstention.]

[Battle starts!]

“Khahaha!!”

Todadadadadada

As soon as I started, I ran and dodged bullets. Fuck. Fucking Colosseum. There’s no cover on any map. You have to lose your mind and run away.

“Khahahaha!!!”

That damn machine gun kept firing a barrage of bullets as if it wasn’t overheating. To test whether Iron Man could withstand a bullet, I took a few hits and his skin was pierced.

“Even a bullet doesn’t hurt if you hit it gently!”

The bone is fine, but it’s bleeding! As it continued to run without stopping, RB-01’s shooting method changed.

He fires the machine gun on his right arm and aims the laser point on his left arm at me. A visible amount of magic power was gathered in the left arm.

Even if you’re not a science fiction fan, you’ll know what that means.

“Robots also use laser beams? It really crosses the line too hard.”

You can barely avoid bullets, so how can you avoid optical weapons that are much faster? I raised my sword and prepared for impact. Blocks attacks that cannot be avoided.

“That’s the basics of defense!!!”

I swung my sword at the laser that instantly cut into my vision.

“I am a man who cuts the light!”

The sword was buried in the laser. A dog that has cut down the light. It doesn’t even work.