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The desolate wind swirls the grains of sand and turns into a sandstorm. Grainy grains of sand pass by my nose.

“Each!”

Evrande was dumbfounded.

“I felt it when I made a fool of my master. You are out of your mind.”

“Yes!”

“What?!”

Evrande was shocked. A man must also have spirit. You took control before the battle even started.

“John…”

“Goddess. Are you ashamed of me?”

“A little too much…”

“Don’t worry. I will give you victory.”

“I’m not worried about that…”

“Fuhu”

Dohoyo, who was watching, split it again. Our goddess is not a woman who laughs hard, so why does she laugh so hard?

I’m a little angry.

“Goddess. From now on, I will become a celebrity for the goddess.”

“What are you talking about again…”

“Become your celebrity!”

“Battle! Let the battle begin!”

Sophia shouted hurriedly. Dohoyo was still chuckling.

“Why? It’s fun, but should we do more?”

“It’s not fun at all!”

“Then the battle will begin. The rules are simple. If one side uses up all their stamina, they lose.”

“How do you calculate stamina?”

This is reality, but since there is a system, I didn’t know there would be HP in the game. Evrande laughed at me.

“You don’t even know that. No life is lost in the war of the gods. Just get summoned out of the stadium.”

“Grumbling”

Evrande pulled out the rapier from his belt. The rapier is a weapon without a scabbard, so there were no sound effects, so I gave it to him instead.

“…You are crazy. The craziest person I’ve ever seen.”

“Thank you so much for the compliment.”

“It’s not a compliment!”

Evrande got angry. This is a battleground honed in virtual reality! Before the battle even started, the excited opponent would not be able to read my aim properly and would get hit.

Since we are face to face, we are more likely to be provoked. I wanted to dance, but I refrained from it for fear that Sophia’s face would explode.

That pretty face should be designated as a national treasure, but it would be a big deal if a national treasure-level face was damaged.

“I’ll kill you…”

Evrande gritted his teeth. At the same time, Dohoyo declared.

“Then the battle begins! Evrande! Use your skills!”

“Okay!”

Evrande raised his rapier vertically and muttered something. It’s not even a Pokemon battle, but the trainer is giving instructions. Can I do this?

I’ll have to ask Sophia after this battle.

“Goddess! I will also use my skills!”

“No!”

“Ah, why.”

“Just concentrate!”

Sophia pointed ahead. Evrande, engulfed in green energy, charged at me with his rapier raised.

“Die!”

“At once?”

“This is my mother’s swordsmanship!”

A game technique that rushes in like lightning and delivers a stab at one point. It was a technique used by a proud female knight in a game I enjoyed.

This makes it feel like a game and not reality. Beginners used the technique honestly, while experts waved the tip of the rapier to confuse the hitting point.

Evrande. Are you a beginner or an expert?

“You’re an expert!”

I tried to avoid it by just a single inch, but Evrande’s rapier was bent and caught up with me, so I turned around.

And then the continuous stabbing. If I had a sword, I would have blocked and counterattacked, but since it was an enemy attack, I focused on avoiding it.

“No, goddess! He has a weapon, but why do I have bare hands!”

“Oh, that’s right.”

“Oh yes, damn it!!”

There is something else to forget. Forgot your weapon? I couldn’t dodge it completely, so I was slightly grazed by the rapier.

Originally, I was a person who felt pain even when I cut my skin with paper. But is it because of the iron man’s characteristics? The wound wasn’t big. For comparison, it’s like a slight scratch with a fingernail?

“You’re weak.”

“It’s just the beginning!”

Evrande gritted his teeth and moved his arms. As my arms waved like waves, an afterimage appeared on the rapier, targeting my forehead, heart, and vital points.

Only one of the three is real. There is no need to understand Evrande’s intentions or his true attack.

“The attack is too honest.”

To create an afterimage, at least it should not have been positioned in a straight line. This is why rapiers are bad. Since it is a weapon specialized for stabbing rather than cutting, it has the advantage of hitting a single point, but an astute person like me can see and dodge it.

I turned lightly to avoid the attack and struck the side of the rapier.

“Pfft…”

Evrande groaned and retrieved the rapier. I commend you for not losing your weapon. But did I tell you?

“The win rate against my female knight is 100%?”

“Still talking nonsense…!”

“You have to shed tears to believe it.”

Even though I had never exercised, my body moved freely. Thanks to this, we were able to reproduce the movements of game characters that had undergone various corrections.

What I am imitating is the character of an unknown military officer. A foolish man who believed that he could subdue a sword with a fist.

When dealing with an enemy holding a sword, distance control and positioning were important. By moving my feet quickly, I occupied a firing line where Evrande could not aim at me directly.

Evrande could attack by forcibly bending his arm, but due to the angle of the arm, it is a position where the force cannot be applied properly.

Even if you get stabbed, you will not receive fatal injuries thanks to the characteristics of an iron man. In the end, Evrande had no choice but to constantly turn his body to hurt me.

The movement of less than half a step made it difficult to maintain distance.

“Oops!”

Evrande realized it too late and tried a backstep, but it was already too late. It is common knowledge that it is faster to run forward than to walk backwards.

“You should have kept your distance.”

He extended his fist while giving advice as he did to newbies. As I pretended to aim for the head, Evrande hurriedly raised the rapier.

It looks like you don’t have much experience dealing with deacons. Instead of blocking, I should have widened the distance or attacked.

I imitated the game’s gold-nasu method and grabbed Evrande’s wrist. Evrande, realizing his mistake, put down his sword and tried to increase the distance, but I was faster.

Wow

The rapier fell to the floor with the sound of a wrist being broken. It’s a shame there’s no sound because it’s a well-packed sand floor. He tried to hit Evrande’s chest without letting go of his wrist, but he had no choice but to let go to avoid the fist that was coming at him.

Boom

As I bowed down, a bloody sound passed over my head. You can tell without looking. Evrande did not retrieve his arm and tried to elbow me.

Since your posture is broken, counterattacking is impossible. Just like that, he crawls into Evrande’s arms. Open your arms, grab his waist, and then push him down!

“Don’t fall?”

“After. Did you think I would be weaker than you?”

Pointed elbows hit my back repeatedly. One room. It felt like my internal organs were in pain every time I got hit, but Iron Man protected me from the loss of strength.

Ebrande does not miss the opportunity to raise his foot to throw a knee kick and uses his supporting foot. After hitting his ankle, Evrande’s body tilted.

“Where! Take a look at the elf’s fighting skills taught to you by your father!”

“I was taught directly by an unknown deacon!”

To be exact, it’s just a matter of entering a game character and using skills. Since I used it directly without entering a command, I guess I can call it a disciple of Jeokjeon.

Evrande desperately tried to maintain his balance, but my technique was better. I knocked her down and took the mount position, but I noticed she wasn’t wearing a bra.

Her small but elastic breasts crushed her face.

“This, you perverted human being!”

“It was not intentional!”

“Die! Die!!”

He desperately tried to subdue the struggling Evrande. I lost my composure, probably because I was rubbing my chest with my cheek. Are you saying that a woman being raped resists with three times more force than usual?

“Men have 7 times the strength!”

He grabbed Evrande’s wrists and pinned them to the floor. Only then did I have time to look at Evrande’s face.

Eyes filled with tears due to shame. Elves in entertainment games often make that kind of expression before being raped. The heart that had been sleeping in my groin rose up.

“Ebrande! Use elemental magic!”

“Ah, Silphid!!”

The wind blew behind me and something happened.

“Blow the wind cutter!”

When Evrande gave the command, something sharp scratched my entire body, starting from my back. The blood that burst like a fountain soaked my back and dripped down my face and body and onto Evrande.

Even Iron Man, who had paid his dues well, could not completely block this attack. My whole body feels sore, as if it has been burned by fire. I was cut to the point where the texture of my muscles was exposed, so I lost strength.

“John!”

But our goddess is looking forward to us, so we can’t give in like this.

“Self-healing.”

In the meantime, Silphid received more injuries, but recovered. It wasn’t perfect, but it was enough to heal the wound.

“Lie. Having healing skills…”

“I don’t just have healing skills.”

“Profit! Even that skill has its limits!”

As the elf gritted his teeth, Silphid attacked more fiercely. If it’s a war of attrition, I’ll lose. What should I do to get rid of spirits?

I don’t know much about elemental magic, but I do know that summoned objects disappear when the summoner is hit. Since both arms are blocked, headbutt.

Sigh- Sigh-

“Keuuu…!”

No matter how many times I hit him with my stone head, Evrande did not lose his fighting spirit. Instead, his eyes flashed and he hacked my back.

This can’t go on, right? Since it was a practice game, I wasn’t going to use this, but I couldn’t do it.

“Getting pregnant.”

“No!!”

The skill was activated along with Sophia’s scream.