episode_0137

Munching

“Elisha. Look at that. I brought ten minions to catch my replica.”

“You recognized Dad’s strength and increased the number. Although he is not as smart as his father, he is a wise trainer.”

“Elisa…”

My second sister says my younger brother is special. I will praise you too. The kid is amazing.

“I’ll praise Ranran too! The child is pretty!”

I chewed popcorn and watched the minions being swept away by my replica.

-Ugh! not me!! Ouch! Don’t eat it!!!

“It was somehow soft.”

I let go of the flower arrangement that I caught instead of popcorn and put my hand back into the container. This time, I grabbed something else instead of popcorn.

“Ahh. Brother-in-law. You’re too proactive.”

“Ebria has really beautiful hands.”

“My sister-in-law is also awesome because she has reliable hands.”

Tohoyone also turned into the archetype of a new fairy. There was almost no time difference between us.

This is because the fairies remembered Evria, who made the biggest contribution after me in the birth of the new fairy.

“Guys?”

-yes! The mother of the new fairy!

“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me something to drink?”

-Here it is!

Thanks to this, Ebria was treated the same way as me. Thanks to this, Ebrande and Cheonsol were happy too.

“No!! Stop sending me!!!”

Only Sophia was unhappy. He quietly approached me and wrapped his arms around my shoulders.

Sophia, who is conscious of what others think, would cut this behavior off like a knife, but Sophia, who was tired of the endless barrage of letters and messages, accepted it without any resistance.

“Are you offering to buy again?”

Dohoyo also comforted his friend.

“No, really. I told you I wouldn’t sell it, but you keep sending me messages? They block messages, so send letters at all. It’s not even just one person doing this? It was a reward from a prestigious family and a central league. If I were really next to you, I would have been hit hard in the solar plexus.”

Sophia, who was angry and fuming, hugged me.

“Yohan is mine! No one can give it to me!”

Moment. The sound disappeared. Cheonsol covered his mouth and laughed.

“Master. That’s a really bold statement.”

“Huh? Uh oh. no. no. It was like Yohan was my minion. Do not misunderstand. Got it?”

Even if you try to make excuses while you have me in your cleavage, it doesn’t work.

“Guys. Do you believe me?”

“Naa understands.”

“No!”

As I was watching Sophia struggling, a message appeared.

[Minion John. Can we talk for a moment?]

‘What.’

[This is related to the event. I plan to summon you to my space for discussion. We have also received inquiries from Sophia, so there is no need to worry.]

Are you going to secretly summon Sophia? It seems like they are trying to impose some kind of limit and then give compensation like last time.

If there had been no precedent, I would have declined it because it felt suspicious, but the reward I received last time was very sweet.

I especially liked the spirit play set for Eveny. Thanks to this, I was able to see Avni’s cute side playing house.

At that moment, Sophia was also looking at me.

“I’ll be there.”

“Huh? Uh… wait a minute…”

Shuuk

My eyes flashed and I rose above the clouds. In the middle of the golden clouds was a white cloud table, and a woman who looked like a mythical Valkyrie was examining me with serious eyes.

As soon as I made eye contact with her, my true feelings leaked out without me knowing.

“You’re pretty.”

[If someone else had said it, I would have been happy to accept it, but I am not happy because it came from my servant John. Aren’t tentacle spiders and grizzly bears also minions that you think are pretty?]

“um”

I wanted to retort, but I couldn’t think of anything to say.

“Taste. Please respect it.”

[I am confident that I understand John’s tastes better than anyone else. Because we respected Johan’s tastes, we also placed restrictions on tentacle spider raids.]

“Valkyrie, you also understand the beauty of tentacle spiders.”

At first glance, the tentacle spider is just a hairy spider, but it has a charming point: a large mouth. A man who takes pride in his genitals has no choice but to like women with big mouths.

[Ugh…]

“Do you have a headache? I give amazing massages. Would you like me to touch you?”

[Then I think it will hurt more. Sophia is sending a harsh message of protest, so let’s end it quickly and part ways.]

He spews out dirty lines with an expressionless face. Don’t you know how much it stimulates a man’s pride when he tells him to finish it quickly?

Even a 3-second rabbit will last for 3 minutes if it hears that.

[The reason I called is because of the replica nerf. We have received too many inquiries that it is difficult to hold the event because Johan’s replica is too strong.]

“So how are you going to nerf it?”

[For now, the appearance stage has been postponed. Guardians are a device to increase the number of trainers who switch to the fairy formation. This is not a newbie cutter role. Oh, when you go out on your own, you can choose the stage you want.]

“It’s reasonable.”

To me, who is used to Korean-style patches, this is not a nerf, but rather a patch that doesn’t feel like a god patch. It’s a strong enemy that always appears in the first stage. If I were a newbie, I would quit the game and say shit.

[And the replica’s power was reduced to half that of the original.]

“That’s a bit disappointing.”

How many points does Replica earn? If you’re weak, you won’t be able to order a beetle as much.

[So, we have prepared a special reward. I am confident that this is a reward that John cannot refuse.]

“Hoo.”

I was excited because I was confident. What kind of reward has Valkyrie, who prides herself on knowing my tastes better than anyone else, prepared?

“Can you swear?”

[My name. I can swear by Apaiviril. If you are not satisfied, I will grant you one wish.]

“Sex too?”

[Of course.]

I tried to shake it to see its reaction, but it was too dull. That’s how confident you are. I’m looking forward to more.

“Let’s see.”

[The first is a reward that only I can provide. A reward promised to all community managers in the Outer Space A-League.]

As Valkyrie gestured, a message appeared.

[You can use the bulletin board of the race your wife belongs to.]

[I will not block unless it is a really serious post. Posts that cause a lot of trouble may be deleted, but you will not be blocked.]

“Wow!!!!”

I screamed without realizing it. Can not help it. The blood of the Internet ghost flowing through my veins commanded me to get excited.

“No!!!!! Immune to blocking!!!!!!”

[Do you like it?]

“Of course!!!!!!”

Unlike the Earth community, the God Realm community has a one-person-one-account policy, so there was no answer if you were blocked. Because I kept an appropriate line, I couldn’t make a fuss.

But what if blocking immunity comes with it? What if you could make a fuss not only on the human bulletin board but also on the bulletin boards of other races?

“Ah. I will become the god of the community…”

[I’m glad you like it. Then, this concludes the agreement…]

“Stop motion. Are you removing the hem?”

When I say it’s good, Apaiviril looks at me like a pushover.

“Hey lady. Where is this modified work? Do I look like I’m wearing hot pants?”

[Chet]

“If I don’t like the next reward, I will activate the wish right. Behave well.”

[All right.]

Because of Apaiviril’s modifications, the compassion that had been growing in my heart disappeared. No matter what kind of compensation is offered, he will say it is not good and will win the right to wish.

what. Could it be that Apiibiril was aiming for this? Did you give me a subtle hint because you were embarrassed to offer yourself and give birth to me as a reward?

You could have just said it directly. I was a shy Valkyrie.

[I don’t know what you’re thinking, but absolutely not.]

“I don’t know, so how can I say that?”

[Not at all. Now, let’s look at the next reward.]

Valkyrie held out her hand and a piece of parchment appeared. Naturally, I read the words on the parchment.

[Parchment with skills recorded]

[When used, you can acquire the protection of the Earth Mother Goddess.]

[Blessing of the Earth Mother Goddess]

[Grade: A]

[Receive the protection of the great Gaia.]

“The explanation is simple. What is divine protection?”

[You will know when you try it. Here is your experience ticket.]

As I tore up the ticket given by Apaiviril, a chant rang out. It was a tone that healed the mind and body of the listener.

“Is this the song of Gaia, the mother goddess of the earth?”

[This is a song from a choir on Gaia’s planet. He said it was his favorite chant out of thousands of years and included it in his skill.]

“This is not a song I sang myself. Deducted points.”

If you want to ask for the right to wish, you have to lay the groundwork in advance. After a few more seconds, the translucent upper body of a woman descended.

At the same time, an unprecedented power came to me. I realized how to handle it instinctively.

“What is this? Will crops become more delicious?”

Well, there are all these trash skills. It was a buff that only applied to crops grown directly.

“Only the effects were flashy. If it’s just this much, I should get the right to wish.”

[Not yet. See Avatar.]

Before I knew it, the woman’s upper body had come down to me.

She was a woman so beautiful and compassionate that you could feel maternal love just by looking at her, but the gaze on her face went down in less than a second.

I thought there was no breast in the world that could compare to Sophia, but it was a big mistake. The universe is wide and there are many hearts.

“Big and beautiful…”

Her breasts were large enough to give you an idea of their shape, even though they were covered with a thick cloth. Her breasts are slightly saggier than Sophia’s, but that makes them even more ugly.

However, it was difficult to fake the fact that I received trash skills that were not helpful in battle.

“There is a saying in my hometown that it is the rice cake of a painting. No matter how good it looks, it’s meaningless if you can’t eat it.”

[Who said you can’t eat it?]

“What?”

Apaiviril proudly declared.

[You can touch it.]

“Really?”

[I am not lying.]

“Where…”

He carefully stabbed the woman in the chest.

Tuk

Boing Boing

“Oh…”

The avatar frowned as if uncomfortable. So it sucked even more. I boldly massaged my breasts.

Casting Casting

Cozy and cozy

“Ohhh…”

Breasts wrapped in thick fabric, even wearing a bra, can give you the satisfaction of this inversion?

I also like the unique elasticity of sagging breasts. Cheonsol and Sophia’s breasts are so firm that you can pop your fingers, but these breasts stick to your hand like dough.

That touch doubled the tolerance I felt from the woman.

[Do you like it? Of course you will like it. It’s a skill that perfectly suits Johan’s taste.]

“Yes. I’m really satisfied. But one thing…”

[really. The Earth Mother’s avatar also has an equipment slot. Since it is not a battle skill, you cannot equip a weapon, but you can change the outfit you are currently wearing. Of course, it is also possible to wear nothing.]

The avatar glared at Apaiville. But what are you going to do? It’s my skill now.

“Apaiviril is the best Valkyrie in the universe.”

Tears of emotion covered my face. Apaiviril was a Valkyrie who was qualified to call herself an expert.

[You can also use your mouth.]

“Rhubarb God King Lil…I swear my loyalty…”

[No need.]

It’s good, but you’re throwing it away for no reason. I guess she’s a tsundere.