episode_0113

Unexpectedly, many gods recognized me, so I ran away to a clothing store. When I disguised myself with a hat and sunglasses, no attention was paid to me.

“How much is it?”

“The hat costs 38,900 pounds and the sunglasses cost 120,000 pounds.”

“John. I’ll buy it for you.”

Evrande was trying to bring out the divinity, so he stopped it nicely.

“B. He’s a man who makes money.”

“Uh… Yeah…”

I tried imitating the male lead in a drama that internet girls were dying for, but it didn’t work.

Since they are elves, they seem to have different sensibilities than humans. Evrande’s ears drooped.

“I wanted to buy it for you…”

“But you need to develop the habit of saving money on a regular basis. If Ebrande wants to buy it, do so.”

“Really?”

Evrande’s ears perked up. The clothing store owner looked at me like I was trash.

“Then I’ll buy it for you! Please calculate with this!”

“Okay.”

The clothing store owner who had received the divinity from Evrande looked at my face again. Looking at Evrande pitifully, it seemed like he mistook me for a pillar.

There’s no mistaking it, so he doesn’t work, lives with a woman, receives pocket money, and only provides dick…

…It’s a dream-like life. I also want to do pillar writing.

“John! I couldn’t tell you just now, but the hat and sunglasses look really good!”

“Really?”

“You have to wear it everyday!”

“I’ll wear it even when fighting.”

“That’s a bit…”

Even though Evrande hesitated, he said everything he wanted to say.

“You’re going to take it off anyway…”

“…”

How did know? It seems like my behavior patterns were analyzed during the pre-season.

This was very bad. Even in fighting games, there were users or players with specific patterns, and once they were analyzed, they were beaten with excitement until they were corrected.

In the Gods’ Game, I could have been reduced to the neighborhood drum. However, it is difficult to give up taking off your entire body.

I have no choice but to utilize my newly acquired skill, Naked Armor. Let’s take this into account because the battle pattern was not analyzed.

“Anyway! Now let’s take a walk together!”

“I guess the date course was a walk after the park?”

“Ugh. Right?”

Oops. Should I have pretended not to know?

“Wow. It’s gonna be fun. Let’s go quickly.”

Pop!

Evrande hit me on the back. Even though I adjusted the rhythm, it’s like this.

“Don’t tease me too much. I’m already embarrassed.”

“It’s not teasing, it’s consideration…”

“What is consideration! Yohan, do you want me to tease you?”

“Oh.”

A real tease from a beautiful elf? I hated the sincere criticism they gave me when I got her pregnant, but they gave me a reward like this. I absolutely can’t stand it.

“Please do it quickly.”

“What is fast? Let’s take a walk.”

Evrande held my hand and ran through the village in the beginning. Thanks to this, I was able to see many attractions in Taecho Village.

“This is the temple of the ancient gods who created the game of the gods. There is a popular belief that if you pray to a statue of a god, you can obtain good items or minions.”

“That fountain is maintained by the power of Eleine, the most powerful of the ocean goddesses. The characteristic feature is that it is not just water, but sea water gushing out.”

“There is also an art museum in the village. Today is the exhibition of Jesus, one of the gods of art.”

“Jesus?”

“No. Jesus.”

It’s a very misleading name. I wish we never met.

When I went to the temple, I didn’t like it except that I was with Evrande, but as I walked around the famous attractions, I became more and more excited.

“Ebrande! Where’s next?”

“Huh? Uh… let’s go to the waterfall cafe!”

“Waterfall Cafe?”

“There is a waterfall inside the cafe, so it is a waterfall cafe. By reducing the noise through the power of God, it’s not noisy and it’s great!”

“Then let’s go!”

The seats at the waterfall cafe were in a pool of falling water. The taste of soaking a watermelon in water, taking it out, and splitting it into pieces was special.

There is a stream in the New Territories, so I should buy some fruits and soak them in it.

After chatting excitedly at the cafe, the sun was slowly setting.

“Look over there. Evrande. It’s a wonderful sunset.”

“Ah…”

“Please tell me to finish.”

“Like?”

What does it feel like to stand side by side with Evrande and watch the sunset? I was confident that I would remember this day even in the future.

“Is it time to go back? Evrande. Today…”

Evrande attacked me with a hand-to-hand attack and silenced me. The tongue stuck out between soft lips.

In Hollywood, people usually kiss at times like this. As I hung out with him, Evrande indulged me roughly.

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

We kissed for a while and then fell apart. Evrande averted his gaze as if embarrassed.

“Aren’t you too absorbed? How have you endured it until now?”

“Noisy!”

“Isn’t it enough? I’m not good enough.”

Evrande quietly stuck out his lips. I always think that women are the cutest when they overcome their shyness and become honest.

After enjoying a kiss with the cute Everande, the elf whose long ears had turned pink pointed to the bottom of the hill.

“Well, Yo, John. Ooh, ooh, us…”

“Us?”

“Um…do you want to take a break?”

Who would have thought that a shy elf would turn out so amazing just because of a few kisses. But there is a big problem.

“It’s a bit weird over there.”

“Huh? why? Why???”

Evrande clung to me as if she was about to cry. It’s cruel, but I have to tell you the truth.

“There’s a friendly dwarf over there.”

It was the same restaurant where I met up with the dwarven owner after eating grilled Sehrimnir on the first day of visiting the village.

The atmosphere felt like a medieval inn. You were running a restaurant business as well as a lodging business.

“No, what is that.”

“I’m more surprised that Evrande asked to go to an inn run by a dwarf owner. Aren’t elves and dwarves on good terms?”

“That is a discriminatory statement against the planet. To begin with, there was no race called dwarves on the planet I lived on, so I couldn’t develop feelings.”

“Aha.”

The dwarves working in the workshop were a bit unusual.

“Anyway, it’s a bit crowded over there, so let’s find another inn.”

“…Yes.”

I walked, but Evrande did not follow.

“What are you doing? I need to guide you.”

“Huh? Me?”

“I don’t know the geography of Taecho Village. Of course, shouldn’t Evrande, the head of the original village, guide you?”

“This is the town of beginning…”

“Hurry!”

I ignored Evrande’s minor protest and pushed his back. Evrande was pushed out like a puppy that went out for a walk and didn’t want to go home.

But it’s only the first time. After walking for a while, he regained his strength and led me.

“Let’s go here.”

“Oh. Elven style inn.”

I dug out the inside of a huge tree and made it into a building. When I went inside, it was bigger than it looked from the outside.

It seems that space expansion magic has also been applied.

“How should I give it to you?”

The elf who was looking at the counter muttered boredom. Since she was an elf, I wasn’t interested.

“The main room.”

“Gashu to room 402. Since you’re an elf, you know how to use a spirit gate, right?”

“Of course.”

Evrande, who received the key, spoke to the spirit guarding the center.

“I want to go to the 4th floor.”

-I get it…

Shook

As soon as the spirit finished speaking, it teleported to the fourth floor hallway. It was quite amazing that my body was covered in spirit mana.

“Can even the slave spirits of our divine world use magic like this?”

“It’s possible, but wouldn’t it be a bit difficult since it’s an earth-type spirit?”

“It’s okay.”

Lirota is difficult anyway. It’s not that I’m having a hard time.

“You shouldn’t manipulate the spirits too much. I’m sulking.”

“You don’t rebel, you just sulk?”

“The goddess herself subordinated it to the divine world. You can never cause a rebellion.”

“Then it’s even better.”

Even if LiRota is upset, it’s LiRota. Slave spirits and computers have something in common: they can be fixed by hitting them.

“Let’s stop talking about spirits and get into it. I wonder what the room looks like.”

“True. This is your first time seeing a place like this.”

A chill ran down my spine and the back of my neck tensed.

“Do you really come to the motel often?”

“Huh? no! I meant that it was a very typical elf house!”

“Don’t say anything that might raise suspicion.”

“Okay…”

I stroked Evrande’s ears, who were sullen. A man’s third leg and an elf’s ear have something in common.

It’s an erogenous zone and gets bigger when you stroke it.

“Huh…”

Evrande leans towards me, nasally. I’m glad it’s small breasts. If she had big breasts like Goddess or Cheonsol, I wouldn’t be able to resist and would have taken off her clothes in the hallway.

When I entered room 402, I first saw luxurious wooden furniture. The walls are also made of wood, and the tree branches protruding inside seem to be used as shelves.

Evrande hung his coat on a familiar sharp tree branch. I also took off my hat and sunglasses and hung them up.

“Sunglasses should be placed on the drawer. If you hang it there, it will fall.”

“Really?”

The sunglasses were placed on the wooden drawer below. What’s inside? I opened it and found a cloth bathrobe inside.

There’s a slime condom in the drawer below.

“Wow…”

Evrande’s face turned bright red when he saw the condom. I picked it up as a joke and put it back in the drawer.

“Why did you put it in?”

“Because I have nothing to write about anyway.”

“Ah…”

“Ebrande is better eaten raw, right?”

Evrande muttered shyly.

“I don’t know because I only did it once…”

Oh really. It’s so cute it’s driving me crazy. I just hugged Everande. Evrande looked up at me with moist eyes.

Likewise, I kissed her moist lips. Emerald eyes were covered by eyelids and thin arms wrapped around my waist.

Chueup. Chuuuup.

While mixing our tongues, we tried to take off Evrande’s top. It’s made of leather that sticks to clothes so it doesn’t come off easily. Is there a hook? It’s easy to take it off if it has a hook.

I can’t help it.

“Wait a minute. I’ll take it off.”

“No, I’ll take it off.”

“You’re going to tear it up again.”

How did know? Although he can’t cut her with a sword like he did when he first had sex with Evrande, the level 2 minion’s grip strength tears his clothes.

“Did you really mean to do that?”

“No.”

I lied, but they didn’t seem to believe me. Evrande sighed and pushed me away.

“Anyway… I’m going to take it off now, so just wait a moment.”