episode_0054

Evrande lay down on a fresh flower bed and checked the message. Dohoyo, a prestigious god tribe, did the interior design for the elves, so it was more comfortable than the house in their hometown.

‘A community dedicated to minions.’

Evrande comes from a prestigious family that produced many servants before him. Of course, we were also trained on how to use the community.

[Confirm your personal information.]

[Minions. Race elf. Evrande. Please create a nickname.]

Evrande recalled the teachings he had received from his family. Never use your real name. It’s a space where you can say what you want, relying on anonymity, but if you use your real name, the meaning fades.

‘What would be better?’

While I was thinking about it, my daughter sleeping next to me caught my eye. A daughter who looks just like her and is extremely cute. As I touched the less pointed ears typical of half-elves, I remembered the nickname.

[Nickname: Avril Mom.]

[This is a non-duplicate nickname. Would you like to choose Avril Mom?]

‘yes.’

The community is a haven for minions that not even God can spy on. To ensure a smooth community quality, it was possible to manipulate it with just a thought.

First, I went to the elf-only bulletin board. Since this is a bulletin board that cannot be used by this race, I heard that there are many posts and useful tips that only elves can relate to.

I also saw several posts from elves who had acted before her.

[Elves are the greatest race in the universe.]

This is an article posted by an elf who is obsessed with anachronistic chauvinism. I guessed what it would be like without even having to check it.

They would have said that they were superior simply because an elf was included in the entry of the first winning god.

‘That’s really stupid. It’s a shame to be a fellow elf.’

Initially, the entry limit is six. Although the inaugural winner used elf, five other races were entered.

According to their theory, not only elves but also other races should be superior. He left out that fact and only praised the elf. Evrande, who had lost interest, also checked other posts.

[Among the gods who use elves as minions, who is the highest ranker?]

I was a bit curious about this. Evrande was not a minion who was left out somewhere, and her older sister, who joined late, was such a strong minion that it was difficult to find an opponent.

Before my sister joined, there were times when we lost due to numerical inferiority or skill difference, but after joining, we continued our winning streak.

However, when asked if he was the best among elves, a question mark appeared. Since there were only two of them, they were at a disadvantage in the pre-season, where rankings go up only by accumulating wins.

Just in case, I went into the article and found that each person was saying that their god was the best. After scanning the comments, Evrande was overcome with a strange sense of inspiration.

‘There is only one person above us.’

He ranks second among gods who use elves as minions. It was a satisfactory result.

After finishing browsing the elf bulletin board, Evrande went to the newbie bulletin board that had no distinction between races or regions. As expected from a bulletin board that everyone can use, there was a flood of posts.

Ebrande frowned at strange posts and giggled at funny posts.

Then I came across an article that caught my eye.

[The number 1 ranked minion solves the story haha]

‘You’re Johannes Graham’s minion?’

Evrande, who only learned about the community through writing, clicked on the article out of pure curiosity.

[Yes~ Guraya~]

Evrande gasped as soon as he read the first sentence. It was so absurd that I got angry.

“Are you crazy?”

The unresolved emotions were poured out. no. If you have nothing else to do, you should post something like this.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. My mother said that there were times when she got angry while using the community.

‘That’s why it was like this!’

Evrande couldn’t overcome his anger and wrote a comment. Ebrande’s comment was mixed in among the posts of the seniors who were caught first.

What district are you in? Is it the center?

ㄴKill. kill. kill. kill.

ㄴ(lilllilili) – Learning from fishing data.

ㄴ(Avril Mom) – If I meet you in battle, I won’t leave you alone.

ㄴ(Carverwall) – Huh~ You can’t find it? You don’t even know who I am? Are you upset? You get king? Do you want to hit me? But you can’t hit me?

“Profit!!!”

Evrande couldn’t overcome his anger and tore up the pillow. The tightly woven leaves were torn and the contents scattered in all directions.

“Wow…”

There was so much commotion that Avril woke up. Evrande calmed down his anger while looking at his cute daughter.

“Mom…?”

“I’m sorry. You woke up because of mom, right?”

“Ugh…”

Avril smiled brightly as she looked around, rubbing her sleepy eyes.

“There are flowers everywhere! I’m happy!”

“Our Avril…”

Evrande was filled with maternal love.

‘okay. What is community all about? Let’s raise Avril well.’

“Want me to hug you?”

“Yes!”

Evrande, holding the small child tightly, thought of the child’s father. What is heartless Kim Yo-han doing?

Have you ever tried to post something to the community? If I found it, I wanted to tell you about it in the comments.

Why did you bring in another woman when you have confidence in yourself? Did he see any descendants from that woman?

If I had accepted Dohoyo’s offer and become a subordinate in the same organization, I wouldn’t have had to worry about this. If I had met him before I ascended to the divine realm, I would have gone to visit him.

Evrande’s affection deepened as the time went by that they did not meet each other. Although my older sister regularly taught me, ‘You shouldn’t trust humans,’ whenever I saw my daughter who resembled not only me but also my father, I thought of Yohan.

‘…bad guy.’

What are you doing right now? I’ll at least leave a message so Evrande can find it.

‘no. ‘Let me write first.’

Evrande wrote something that other minions could not understand.

I hope Yohan sees it and leaves a comment.

*

“Kkhihihihihi!”

It was fun to have a community for the first time in a long time.

If they were the worn-out babies of the earth, they would not have been fed because they thought it was a waste of time. There were only innocent kids, so it was a good catch.

“John. Why are you smiling like that?”

“Because it’s fun.”

“Let’s take a look together.”

I quickly hid the screen because Sophia wanted to see it. If you show it, you’re guaranteed to get scolded, so why would you do something like that?

“I can’t stand it!”

Suddenly, Cheonsol got up from the sofa. I was so angry that blood appeared on my fist.

“How can such a rude person exist? How dare you molest the real woman! Hey… who the hell…”

Fucked.

“…Gwangma.”

“Yes.”

“Try to make an excuse.”

You shouldn’t make flimsy excuses. Let’s be honest with our hearts.

“Sorry.”

“Phew… The main lady also gave a reward. You have a great talent for arousing anger. If you didn’t show off your cool side, I would have given you Chidogon.”

“Why? What is it? Don’t just let us know, let’s also know!”

Sophia cried out in sorrow. They’re really making a fuss as a pair.

In the end, I showed the post and got scolded by Mecha Kucha. Cheonsol’s anger was justified and deserved to be scolded, but Sophia’s admonition was not enough.

“Who would I have learned from? My only crime is trying to follow the example of the strongest newbie and the sexy newbie.”

“ugh.”

“I believed you would understand, but…”

A husband’s special move after being beaten. Pretend to be upset. I didn’t want to use it because it was so ugly, but it was the only way to defeat Sophia.

“Mmm. what. That could be so.”

“Master?”

“Honestly, what you post is up to you, right? I think freedom should not be violated.”

“Of course you know!”

“Ha…”

Cheonsol sighed deeper than ever.

“I forgot for a moment what kind of posts the owner usually posts. I hope Ranran doesn’t have that same hobby.”

“They won’t look alike?”

maybe. I can’t give a definite answer because it’s in my blood.

“Anyway, shall we continue this fun community?”

I was excited to see how many comments there were while I was being scolded. The moment I opened the screen to check, an unbelievable message filled my eyes.

[This user has been temporarily blocked.]

[Reason: Buntang]

[Duration: 10 minutes]

[This is my first time, so I only blocked it for 10 minutes. Next time you post the same thing, you will be blocked for a week.]

“Hahaha! You have been punished! cancer! Of course you should be punished! The person in charge of the bulletin board is really good at his job!”

“Still, I’m glad.”

“Why?”

I didn’t know that Sophia, a professional renter, would ask this question. No matter how much she is a goddess, she is still a newbie in this field.

As someone who is stuck, I should kindly inform you.

“If you look here, it says ‘the same article again’, right?”

“Why is that?”

“Doesn’t this mean that you won’t be blocked if you attract aggro in other ways?”

“Huh?”

Sophia was embarrassed.

“That… can you interpret it that way?”

“If you approach it in a different way and know the criteria for being temporarily blocked, you can walk a thin line. That’s the most fun.”

“Huh… You… I really… should be sparing with words.”

Cheonsol touched his forehead.

“I feel tired all of a sudden. I need to get a good night’s sleep.”

“Sleep well. Dream my dream.”

“I don’t know if it’s a curse or a blessing. I hope everything is normal in my dreams.”

“Still, it looks like you want me to appear in your dreams.”

“…Be quiet!”

I got angry for no reason because I got stabbed. Anyway, it’s cute. When Cheonsol moved to the bedroom next to the workshop, only Sophia and I remained.

“Sophia. I have something to tell you.”

“Huh? Uh oh. Tell me.”

I still can’t come to my senses. Now is your chance!

“You should be punished.”

“Oh?”

“The punishment for running away while kissing!”

“Ah!”

Sophia was more embarrassed than before.

“What are you trying to tell me…?”

“A lot has happened so far. hug. Touch your breasts. kiss. What’s next?”

“…kiss?”

“In a way, it’s true.”

The only difference is that it is not mouse-to-mouse.

“Fellatio.”