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After my first attempt ended in miserable failure due to the Pope’s psychic attack, I planned again and attempted a second escape.

Since there was a precedent, I took advantage of the heightened alertness and drew everyone’s attention, fired a flash of light, and ran out of the mansion.

Having figured out their approximate speed from previous attempts, I deliberately twisted my path a lot to avoid them.

Up until this point it was all good, but the second exit I suspected was in a different place than I expected.

I never would have guessed that that was the men’s room. And I never expected that someone would be using it.

“What. What are you looking at!”

“The little thing♡ Isn’t it cute?♡”

I stopped the knight who was about to say something by closing the door, and was then quietly taken away by the knights who came running in a hurry.

“Oh, Lord, if you keep doing this, we will be in trouble.”

“That’s what you’re asking me to do?♡ You didn’t think I’d care about you trash, did you?♡”

“…We.”

“You know that the sloppy god who talks about mercy and acceptance wouldn’t like you guys, right?♡ You came here to be bullied, but you’re pretending to be shocked♡”

The knights could not refute my words. They were not followers of the Pope because they had no faith, but because they had faith and sympathized with the Pope.

“If you don’t have the will to do that, then just cry like a baby♡ If you keep whining, maybe she’ll sympathize with you♡ You’re a fool, after all!♡”

“No, I’m ready.”

“We made a mistake for a moment.”

“Yes. Comfort is a luxury for us.”

The knights, who had transformed into masochistic bastards who loved trials so much that they followed their own heads, gladly accepted my declaration of war.

Just as I planned.

Think about it rationally. Of course, everything I said must be nonsense.

Even the apostle of Agra is Armadi, who embraces him as his own child, so how could he hate them?

Even if you hate me, so what?

This is something that was already planned and done.

No matter what nonsense the Lord’s apostle was talking about, he should have just been arrested and left alone.

For their own purposes.

But the knights couldn’t do that.

They thought they had accepted that they were evil, but they couldn’t stand the thought of their own great god defining them as evil.

He’s halfway crazy.

Thanks to that, I was able to continue to attempt escapes with the knights’ tacit approval.

The third escape. After dropping the knights off under the pretense of taking a bath, he ran away with only the bare minimum of clothing.

I was caught before I even reached the exit because the surveillance of the articles I had prepared with sincerity was tighter than I had expected.

The fourth escape. I made a plan to destroy everything and then escape.

If they’re less sloppy than I expected, they’ll be able to just run around the mansion without worrying about what other people think.

To cut to the chase, this plan was a failure.

Dealing with individuals was somehow possible, but when dealing with groups, there was no answer.

Even though the opponent had a penalty, there was no room to attack.

The reason I was able to hold out to some extent was because I could see all the attacks from a third-person perspective.

If it weren’t for the fairies’ help, it would have been destroyed long ago?

I managed to hold on somehow and knock down two or so, but it was impossible to do more than that.

So I surrendered quietly.

The fifth attempt was to use the Messagaki skill.

In short, they blow away the knights’ reason and then try to escape.

Anyway, from those guys’ point of view, I’m a precious guest that they can’t touch. If I make one explode by grinding it, the others will have to forcefully stop it.

It wasn’t a difficult plan. After spending a few days with them, I already had a good idea of what these guys’ weaknesses were.

“Sympathy♡ Aren’t you curious about who this ugly girl likes?♡”

It’s a well-known fact that men who are aware of their sexuality sometimes find themselves thinking elsewhere than with their brains.

This is no different even for priests who have converted to God.

The desire to reproduce is something that all living beings have, and even priests are not exempt from life, so although it is possible to erase the affliction with transcendental mental power, it is impossible to completely turn away from it.

Especially if there is a pretty good-looking woman next to you.

“Oh, Lord, my apostle. I am a body that has surrendered to God. I have long since forgotten things like love.”

“And yet, you make a strange noise every night?♡”

“I, I never did that!”

“I’m joking, but I’m really embarrassed~♡ So she’s actually a dirty woman?♡”

“That. I. I. Never. No! No! I swear to God I have never done anything obscene!”

“What is an obscene act?♡ It seems like you know what you’re saying, so explain it to me♡ I’m young so I don’t know♡”

The knight, who was shaking and sweating, urgently turned her gaze to her comrades and asked for help, but they were actually looking at me.

That’s why sympathizers can’t come to their senses whenever dirty talk comes up.

As I was laughing as if I was being sarcastic, the knight standing outside came in and let out a sigh.

“What are you guys doing? Do you think we can be so greedy?”

“I’m not an ugly old man, so get out♡”

“What are you… talking about?”

“It’s a good thing I became a knight♡ Even if I had just lived, I would have felt sorry for him, but now I can make excuses, right?♡ I’ll admit that I pray to the Lord every day to thank him♡ I should be thankful♡ Even though I end up like this♡”

“Even if you make such a provocation.”

“Uwuk♡ Can you please not open your mouth?♡ It’s already disgusting, but with your mouth open, I feel like I’m going to throw up♡”

The knight, who had been silently staring at me, put his hand on his waist, drew his sword, and rushed at me.

“Let go! Let go!”

“Calm down!”

“Why is someone who is always cool like this!”

I leisurely left the room in the midst of the chaos and leisurely wandered around the mansion until I was caught by other knights.

The knights that were with me were a mess in many ways, as if they had had a hard time stopping the knight I had touched.

The expressions on the other knights’ faces were not good. They must have understood that my provocation was a considerable threat.

For those who are in a position where they cannot harm me, provocation that can blow away their reason is the worst risk factor.

The best they could do would be to shut my mouth, but do you think they can do that?

How can those cowards do such a blasphemous thing as shutting the mouths of the Lord’s apostles?

It would be different if it were Rasha, but at some point she also started watching what I was doing with excitement.

He probably won’t even try to stop me if I escape.

Because I’ve already seen my possibilities so many times.

I hope next time you’re on the battlefield you won’t be thinking the same thing.

‘That’s true too. I just can’t find the exit.’

I’ve already checked all the places that were suspicious.

I tried everything I could with the knowledge I had.

But I ultimately failed to find the exit.

There are still a few options left, but they won’t be of much use.

Because I feel like this space is beyond my knowledge.

‘I expected this to happen.’

‘Of course it’s designed for escape. It’s also a preparation for the future.’

Now I’ve done everything I can do here.

There’s no reason to stay here any longer, so I’m going out now.

How do you plan on getting out when you don’t even know the exit?

You don’t have to worry about that.

The owner of this place is going to kick me out.

I’m talking about that pervert old lady who just opened the door and came in.

“Apostle, you have done so much.”

“I also saw the ugly desires of a crazy old woman♡ It was pathetic~♡ Who would have thought that at that age, she would be controlled by her subordinates♡”

“That’s not entirely wrong. I’m moving according to my heart, not my brain.”

The Pope, who had lightly brushed aside the obscene remarks, sent the knights out and sat down across from them.

“Why do you keep trying to get out of here? Have we caused you any inconvenience?”

“Your very existence is a nuisance♡ Just being together with you shortens your lifespan♡”

“That’s difficult. If our very existence is the problem, then there’s no way to solve it.”

“Are you stupid?♡ There’s an easy way♡ Either you guys get lost♡ Or I leave♡”

“I wanted you to watch what I was going to do.”

The moment I heard the Pope speak in such a serious tone, I couldn’t help but laugh.

It’s not like a little child desperate for affection is asking for something from their parents. It’s really hopeless for an old mother, who has grown old, to ask something so desperately from a young girl.

“Did you lose your brain cells playing with that idiot?♡ Why don’t you think with your head?♡”

“Can you explain in more detail?”

“I’m going to go get you anyway♡ You little punk♡ It’d be so much fun to see you struggling so ugly at the bottom, why would I pass that up♡”

Anyway, I’m going to face the Pope’s plan. I have to stop what this guy is trying to do.

The Pope, who had been blankly staring at me, eventually raised the corners of his mouth.

“I see. There’s no way you would ignore me.”

“If you want to tie me up because you’re scared of me, then there’s nothing I can do♡ If you want to confine me, then do it♡ You pervert grandpa♡ But even if you do that, nothing will happen♡ Right?♡ You’re a loser who can’t even touch me♡”

As I was scratching my head with a sneer, the Pope suddenly burst into laughter.

The emotion contained in that hearty laughter, which filled the room and even shook the outside, was clearly joy.

He was delighted that I was trying to sabotage him.

Ha. Shit. Who would call that pervert a god who worships Majojusin?

I don’t know why there are always perverts around me, both allies and enemies.

At this point, I’m starting to wonder if there’s something wrong with me.

“I am your trial and you are my trial. Alright. I will let you go.”

The Pope barely stopped laughing, staggered to his feet, and knelt before me.

“I look forward to seeing you again, noble and lofty apostle of the Lord.”

– Tiring.

[Quest Clear!]

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