episode_0339

Last time I received a trinket from a perverted apostle, I also received a crystal ball that allowed me to contact him.

He told me to contact him whenever he needed it, as it was a blessing he had received, but I just turned a deaf ear to the story.

Just the idiot fox next to me would make me lose my mind, but you want me to keep that perverted apostle next to me too?

After making that decision, I roughly threw the crystal ball into my inventory instead of trying to throw it in the trash can.

First of all, leaving aside the perverted apostle’s humanity, the person’s ability itself is worth using. I thought there would be a time when I would need help.

Now that I think about it, that judgment was right.

Before even a month had passed, I had to call him.

He increases his attractiveness to the extreme to mesmerize people, and then finishes his speech and goes down before they can come to their senses.

In order to bring this ridiculous plan, which started out as a stupid fox’s nonsense, to reality, you need the abilities of a pervert apostle.

lets think. How easy would it be to lose one’s soul just by showing oneself?

Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone in the world were idiots and perverts? For my plan to blow the minds of normal people, I need to increase my charm to its maximum level.

And the person who can be called an expert in enhancing this charm is the pervert apostle.

No matter what his personality may be, he is a pedo trash bastard with such an outstanding aesthetic sense that he was chosen by the apostle of beauty and art.

If you can get that guy’s cooperation, not only will you get great coordination, but you’ll also be able to receive the blessings of the perverted crow goddess.

Aside from my coordination, I also have something else to ask of you.

“Lady Aln! You look so beautiful today too! The Goddess also said…”

As soon as I sent the message to the crystal ball, I looked at the perverted apostle with a flushed face, and bad words kept coming out of me.

What on earth were you doing to receive my call in just one second?

Could it be that you were always waiting for me to contact you or something?

“My heart is pounding as I look at the lady’s frost-like gaze! Could you please look at me with sharper eyes?!”

…Should I just call the wrong person and hang up?

If I hold on for just that little bit, I think my molars will shatter.

…shit. If only this guy were so outstanding that there was no substitute!

As I clenched my fists and tried to hold back many bad words, the perverted sado let out an awkward laugh.

“Ah! sorry! I’ve been talking to myself for a while. So, for what purpose are you contacting me?”

‘That means…’

“Listen carefully. Disgusting pervert apostle. I’ll give you the right to decorate me.”

“…Can you tell me more?”

While hiding the exact circumstances, I gave a speech at the Academy’s end-of-semester party, and when I said that I wanted to look my best there, the perverted sado’s face lit up with joy.

“Thank you so much! We’ll come see you tomorrow!”

…huh?

no. There’s still quite a bit of time left before the end-of-semester party, but you’re coming tomorrow?

There’s no need to do that, right?

It would be burdensome if you made a fuss already, so just come a day or two in advance.

“Apostle! What on earth do you mean?!”

As I was blinking away at the perverted apostle’s passion, I heard a new voice coming from behind the crystal sphere.

“Do you know how much work has piled up while the Apostle was away?!”

“Kesh Priest. This is more important than my life.”

“Please! a little! Apostle! Please realize that you are the only apostle of the Arts Church! You are not in a position where you can be like that!”

“Me. Kathy?”

“Not long ago, he locked himself away for a week and made jewelry, saying it was more important than his life! What is it again this time?”

“Kesh. Kathy. Just a moment.”

“What’s a temporary thing? I spent a few nights because of you.”

“Please calm down and look at this crystal ball.”

“Haaa. Just try to make it not a big deal.”

As I faced the woman’s face distorted with anger, fear was engraved in my heart.

that. I’m really sorry. I didn’t intentionally cause trouble. It’s just that that pervert is obsessed with me. So, if you want to be angry, it’s at that pervert.

“…Apostle. This person.”

As she was silently apologizing to herself, the woman’s expression suddenly changed.

Where had the anger gone just now? Her face filled with pure admiration reminded me of the perverted apostle I had encountered just moments ago.

“She is the daughter of the Alln family. I told you this often, right?”

“It was like that. Wow. I never thought it would be like this.”

‘uh. that. thank you?’

“Hmph. Please thank me. Because it purified my eyes from seeing strange things in the mirror every day.”

“How can your voice be so beautiful!”

I hate myself for thinking this woman was normal just a moment ago.

There was no way the person under the perverted crow was okay, but I was momentarily mistaken.

I sighed as if I was deliberately trying to listen, but the two people beyond the crystal ball continued their conversation without paying any attention to my reaction.

“This person asked for overall coordination.”

“…Apostle. I just had a moment of inspiration. I am. I’ll go!”

“No matter how much Priest Keshi is, he cannot allow that. This is a task that the goddess has entrusted to me.”

“Ha! Do you think the Goddess would change her words if she saw my spirit?!”

The fight between the two people, which was so noisy that even beyond the crystal sphere, seemed to be so loud that it reverberated throughout the Church of the Arts Church.

“For what reason this time… Huh! This can’t be right!”

“Please get some sleep!… Apostle! Give me a chance!”

Several times, people from the church came to me asking what was going on, looked me in the face, and joined the fight.

“There’s nothing I can do about it! Let’s decide the winner according to the rules of the church!”

“Don’t think that you will win forever just because you are an apostle!”

“Let us show you how much we have grown while you are wandering around like a mountain!”

As I watched these people not paying any attention to my opinion as the person requesting the favor, I just turned off the crystal ball and threw it in the trash can.

‘I will never attend the art school.’

*

“Everyone has grown a lot, but even so, they couldn’t defeat me, the apostle chosen by the goddess.”

As I looked at the perverted apostle’s face full of pride, all kinds of words welled up inside me, but I didn’t say them out loud.

No matter what I say, it’s clear that this pervert will be happy, so why move my mouth?

“You said you decided on the dress you would wear, right? Could you please show me?”

‘Here you go.’

“ character. Look with your own eyes, a disgusting and terrible pervert.”

As Joey placed the dress he had chosen on the table, the perverted apostle’s eyebrows rose slightly.

“The design is okay. We’ll have to make some adjustments to suit the young lady’s body, but there’s no problem if we continue like this.”

“You said you wear your own accessories, so you can match your makeup to that.”

“I think it would be okay to borrow the power of the goddess and give her a few blessings. It is clear that the divinity that the young lady possesses is immense.”

“Ahh! I can’t do it! Just thinking in your head is not enough! Lady! Could you please allow me to demonstrate? When I look at the way you dressed up, something definitely comes to mind!”

I look at the earnest gaze of the perverted apostle who is looking at me pitifully.

It’s definitely something I’m asking for.

I haven’t even said anything about offering him any compensation yet.

As I was looking at this desperate pervert apostle, an interesting thought occurred to me.

If it’s an atmosphere like this, don’t you think it would be okay to charge a fee for decorating it?

‘Stir. Apostle…’

“Perverted apostle. We haven’t talked about anything important yet.”

“Is this important?”

‘yes. that is…’

“Not only does it allow you to decorate me with your shabby and disgusting hands, but it also lets me see your beautiful appearance. You’re not planning on going barefoot, are you?”

“… Indeed. sorry. Youngae. I was rude.”

What do you want? I couldn’t help but laugh as I looked at the perverted apostle who was seriously saying that he would do anything he could.

I expected it to be like this, but now that it’s real, I feel dizzy.

‘It’s nothing special…’

“The request is simple. I want you to make my friends’ clothes.”

Two nights ago.

I was half distracted by the issue of public speaking, so I couldn’t sleep all night, so I gave up on sleeping and sat down at my desk, recalling memories from the past when I was writing a book.

I didn’t think it would be such a difficult task.

I don’t have a very good fashion sense, though. I remember the Kerma bugs opening the arena and talking about whether you’re right or I’m right.

As I was thinking about the outfit based on those opinions and thinking about what I had done, I soon ran into a barrier.

‘…First of all, I’m a person. for now.’

My hands didn’t have the ability to embody the images that came into my head.

What do you do when you have some shitty commas in your head?

I don’t have the ability to draw it out on paper!

After struggling all night long and hearing harsh criticism from my grandfather, who asked me if I was planning to get revenge on my friends, I gave up on designing my own clothes.

Instead, I summarized the characteristics of outfits that suited Joey and Fabie and wrote them down on paper.

To ask this perverted apostle for a design.

It’s true that this guy is a pedo, pervert, and disgusting piece of trash, but other than that, his aesthetic sense is amazing.

If I leave the design to this guy based on what I wrote down, I’m sure we will get a result that will satisfy both of us!

Originally, it was a request to be paid separately, but

“It’s not a very difficult request. If I can decorate you with my own hands, I am willing to do that.”

Thanks to the perverted apostle being a scum who crossed the line, I can now eat it raw.

…This is for my benefit, right?

I’m sure I haven’t lost anything, but do I feel uneasy every time I see the perverted Apostle’s bright smile?

“Can I meet your friends for whom I can make costumes? I think I will be able to judge by looking at those people.”

‘Of course it’s possible…’

“It’s possible. Stop talking like you’re going to throw up like usual, okay? If you show even the slightest hint of your perverted nature, I will break your head.”

“Ahaha. Do not worry. I have been an apostle of the church for several years, so how can I be rude?”

When I saw the greeting with a soft smile and perfect manners, I was about to lose my temper and ask why he was doing this to me, even though I know politeness, but I roughly guessed what kind of response I would get, so I kept my mouth shut.

Listening to this pedo pervert’s nonsense will only diminish my mental strength, so let’s just ignore it. ignore.

‘Now friends…’

“I’m going to bring those idiots in now, so get ready to move your disgusting hand.”

“Do you plan to demonstrate in front of your friends?”

‘yes.’

“Yes. Because there is no objectivity in the evaluation of disgusting perverts.”

If you look at the reactions of those four people, you can get a rough idea of whether my plan is feasible or not.

Please, the results should be good.

Otherwise, it would have been in vain for me to endure this pervert’s bullshit.

“This is true. It’s sad that I don’t get credit. There is probably no one more objective than me when it comes to beauty.”

After coming out of the room while listening to the Pervert Apostle’s story, I held my forehead and sighed.

Ugh. tired. I’m exhausted.

Even if there is just one perverted apostle, it’s like this, so what kind of hell is an art denomination overflowing with people similar to this?

never.

No matter what happens.

Don’t stop by there.

I think I would die mentally if I were to be surrounded by followers of the perverted crow goddess.