Lecture
by Afuhfuihgs
Lecture.
,Euaaaaaaak!’
The wanderer user’s body was pierced by the tree root, turning into particles and exploding.
,Haaa…’
A sigh just comes out on its own.
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 10,000 won.]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
,No, Wanderer-nim, watch carefully.’
I restarted, jumped, climbed onto the wanderer user’s back, and rode on the wanderer’s neck.
,Euek!? Wa, wait, Arang-nim!? Wa, wait a minute!’
,Don’t think strange thoughts and focus!!!’
I grabbed the head of the wanderer user, who was flustered and didn’t know what to do, with both hands and fixed it to look at the ancient tree boss.
-????????????
-Arang, Arang, Arang, Arang, Arang
-Fucking kill that bastard!!!
-????????
-Me too me too me too me too me too me too me too
This time, I prepared the wanderer user to only see the ancient tree roots.
I had the knight take damage instead of the wanderer user with the cover skill, and I didn’t let the dealer deal damage, just maintaining the normal Lurker attack.
Therefore, I created a situation where the wanderer user could only focus on the ancient tree roots.
,Okay, look straight. The direction I’m making you look is the tree root Wanderer-nim is in charge of. So, what should you do if that moves?’
,Th, th… th, that means I have to dodge!’
,That’s right. What is that tree root doing right now?’
,It’s stuck in the ground…!’
,That’s right. Because it’s a tree root, it’s stuck in the ground. But what does it mean that the tree root is wriggling?’
,The tree root is attacking…?’
,That’s right. Then we’ll check how it’s wriggling.’
It’s not that difficult.
If you see it for the first time, you may not be able to identify the tree root in charge that is targeting you in a chaotic state among the many tree roots.
But if you do nothing and observe, I think it’s possible enough.
,Uh, uh? I, is that it?’
Seueuk.
Finally, my wish reached the wanderer user, and the picture I wanted finally appeared.
,That’s it!’
I shouted while clapping the top of the wanderer user’s head as if I was clapping my hands while riding on the wanderer user’s neck.
See, it’s not just doing it because you have good physicality or sense.
No, if you can’t even do the belly cover, you shouldn’t be doing it.
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,Okay, this time, let’s try attacking while doing it.’
It’s no longer a strategy broadcast.
Arang argues that avoiding the Lurker attack is not difficult. Anyone can do this. In order to prove that even a monkey can do it, she started lecturing the wanderer user.
It was possible to avoid the Lurker attack without doing anything, but the problem was that it was not possible to avoid it while attacking.
,No~ I’m saying, don’t just look at the place to attack, look at the tree roots too?’
,No… I’m trying to do that too… How can I see the place to attack and the tree roots at the same time…’
,Ugh…! No, why can’t I do it? Don’t I have two eyeballs? No, both are open well? In the first place, in the virtual world, even people with visual impairments can see because information is directly transmitted to the brain? What is it?’
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Constant rudeness
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋAre you making the wanderer user disabled?
-No, it’s hard, you know?
-If that was possible, it would have been written in the strategy to avoid it ㅋㅋㅋ
-Realㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Because it’s not possible, they just use damage reduction and healing to get through it.
,Wait a minute.’
Arang got off the wanderer user’s neck and tapped her palm with her finger while thinking.
Failure.
This is a failure.
Honestly, I think a monkey would do better than this.
See and avoid. You can’t do that?
I think I’ll have to overturn all the strategies I thought about all day at school.
Still, I thought this much was easy to do. It’s not like we’re just going to normal raids, but hard difficulty users can’t even do this much?
It’s more serious than I thought.
‘I guess everyone below the purple tier is not human. Then I’ll have to create a new strategy based on the old green tier.’
Usually, people say that the green tier on the Leore log site is just a normal person, but looking at the state of the Leore public party now, people below the purple tier are not human.
Perhaps the number of Leore users is incredibly large, and
‘No, wait a minute. The fact that the average value comes out on the log site means that they’re going to hard raids, so nothing changes.’
Arang sighed.
,Okay. Just wait one day. I’ll bring strategies that even monkeys can understand! I’ll show you how well I can create strategies, how well I can do!’
Arang left those words and turned off the broadcast.
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‘I’m screwed.’
School class time. With only a week left until the midterm exams, everyone is just hearing the sound of studying, and Arang is inevitably tearing her hair out in the arms of her bodyguard, Na-kyung.
,Arang, your hair is getting damaged…!’
Na-kyung said, flustered, grabbing Arang’s hand that was tearing her hair.
‘Eueuraoaraoraorororoaaaarororo roll’
Arang collapses on the desk.
I shouted loudly to the viewers to wait, but I couldn’t see the answer.
‘Damn it. I came up with strategies that monkeys can understand, but…’
It overlaps.
Because it’s not a fixed PC RPG but a virtual world game, various strategies can come out, but no matter how I think about it, the strategy that monkeys can understand has a fixed answer.
No matter how much I think about it, it’s almost no different from the current Mead and Ensidara raid strategies.
Oh! This is good, right? Everyone will understand if I do this! When I look at the strategy book Reina gave me, it’s all already there.
‘I should have said I’d make a strategy for the next raid, not just the Ancient Tree raid…!’
I shouted to wait and see, and the strategy is the same as other raids? This is just rock bottom. Rock bottom.
‘Ha… I should just give up on this strategy. The answer is already out, so even if I make something different, it doesn’t mean much. I should apologize to the viewers and say that I’ll make a strategy book for the next raid.’
Arang thought so and turned on the broadcast after school, but…
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 100,000 won.]
[Arang-nim, I think the last strategy was a very good strategy. I will prove it!]
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 110,000 won.]
[I want to listen to Arang-nim’s lecture!!!]
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 222,222 won.]
[Arang-nim’s strategy seems to be the best ㅇㅇ]
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 10,000 won.]
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 10,000 won.]
[An anonymous sponsor has donated 10,000 won.]
As soon as I turned on the broadcast, twice as many viewers as the last broadcast started to come in, and donations started pouring out.
,Huh?’
Unlike yesterday, Arang was bewildered by the increase in the number of people who wanted to learn her strategy that she showed yesterday.
Until yesterday, everyone was in a mood of not being able to do it. This is not a public party strategy. You’re asking for something too difficult. But now, it’s 180 degrees different.
The reason is none other than.
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[Leore Gallery]
[Review of Arang riding on my neck]
Nice to meet you.
I’m the wanderer who rode Arang on my neck for the first time in the world yesterday.
Many users would have done useless things like shaking hands and hugging. But this body rode the princess on my neck and ran around.
There’s no need to talk about the evidence.
(Video of Arang slapping the top of the wanderer’s head with her palm)
(Screenshot of Arang bending her head while riding on my neck to check if the wanderer has two eyes)
(Screenshot of Arang sighing)
(Screenshot of Arang holding the wanderer’s head with both hands)
I think I’ll get cursed as a lolicon if I say this, but I’ll still say it.
The moment Arang rode on my neck, I almost mistook Arang for my daughter, with a wife I didn’t even have and memories I didn’t even have popping up.
And the small, soft hand tapped my head, and I didn’t feel bad, but rather good.
Of course, it’s a game, so my strength increased due to stats, so I felt it lightly, but it wasn’t uncomfortable at all.
Rather, Arang’s thighs, which had returned to normal weight, were pressing on my head to fix themselves without falling, and I was ecstatic ㅇㅇ
I have no regrets even if I die now.
Everyone, tell Arang to give you a neck ride if you take her lecture.
Arang seems to like riding on necks too.
After the broadcast, she said it was fun and tapped the top of my head to say I worked hard, and I almost died of emotion.
[Comments]
-This crazy lolicon bastard!? I’m going to listen to Arang-nim’s lecture tomorrow too.
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋI’m going to listen too ㅅㄱ
-Wow, when I watched it on the broadcast, the camera was above to show the boss focus and the boss and the user together, so I didn’t know it was so close?
ㄴIn the first place, if it’s a neck ride, it’s really close
ㄴRealㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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