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    Mesugaki Tank Enters the Academy –
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    It wasn’t hard to guess why
    the number had increased.

    What could that damned
    perverted Armadi want?

    It was obvious he wanted to
    create a black mark on my history, making me writhe in shame. He also
    wanted to enjoy watching me in a flashy dress.

    Could God’s actions here
    have a deeper meaning?

    Would he?

    God does this kind of nonsense
    and you think he has deeper intentions?

    Ugh. So annoying.

    It’s not like I was taking the
    quest lightly.

    To get the Bracelet of Play, I
    even went to the Auction House dressed in a Gothic Lolita outfit.

    And I haven’t even cleared the
    quest with that. I accomplished only 4 of the requirements.

    I’ve been trying to fill the
    rest using my barely recovering body and my luck!

    And now, just because it seems
    like I might clear the quest without much trouble, you go and
    increase the numbers?!

    You sloppy god! Do you have
    any conscience?!

    As a god, shouldn’t you hide
    your sinister intentions and at least try to look cool?

    Why are you trying to take
    away the tiny bit of faith I have left?

    Did you want me to insult you
    like this?!

    Could that be part of your
    plan too? Trying to achieve three goals at once? You sloppy god!

    Haaa.

    Calm down. Cursing at the
    sloppy god won’t change anything. That guy enjoys being cursed.
    Instead of fueling the twisted desires of the Sloppy God, it’s better
    to think about what’s ahead.

    I let out a long sigh
    internally and turned my gaze back to the quest.

    The changes to the quest text
    weren’t limited to the numbers. There were other modifications below
    that.

    [Reward: Significant
    reputation gain, ???]

    [Failure: Attend a party in
    Lucy’s old outfit, ???]

    The first thing that caught my
    eye was the word significant added to the reputation gain.

    Although I wasn’t sure how
    that would work, it was clear that the reward had increased compared
    to before.

    And the question marks added
    to both the reward and the punishment.

    From my past experiences, this
    indicates some additional conditions.

    So, the quest has become
    harder to clear, and both the reward and the punishment have been
    upgraded.

    Punishment, huh.

    What could those question
    marks mean?

    At least it won’t be as
    extreme as a game over.

    They usually mark serious
    things clearly.

    While pondering this, I
    suddenly recalled one of my past quests.

    Something humiliating I saw
    when I went to visit the Perverted Fox.

    If that came out as a penalty,
    it means the quest can force certain actions as a punishment.

    At that moment, countless
    thoughts raced through my mind.

    The party held during this
    Partan Festival is going to be quite grand.

    It’s a party hosted by the
    Duke’s Family to commemorate the festival. You can expect all the
    influential nobles to gather. Even if the First Prince, who has been
    in seclusion in the Capital City, hadn’t appeared, it would still be
    on a massive scale.

    What if I cause some trouble
    in the midst of it? The rumours would spread across the entire
    Continent in an instant.

    Bad rumours would circulate,
    my reputation would drop, and my embarrassing history would be
    exposed.

    …No. Let’s not imagine such
    things.

    Let’s think positively.

    After all, if I clear the
    quest, the reward will only increase, right?

    Even though Armadi is a
    perverted freak with strange fetishes, he does give proper rewards.

    There must be something useful
    for me hidden in those question marks.

    So, in the end, what I have to
    do hasn’t changed.

    Clear the quest.

    Seize the top spot in this
    festival.

    Crush Armadi’s antics.

    I don’t know why it’s Armadi
    making trouble and not the Evil God, but anyway.

    Let’s think about this.

    So far, I have won at five
    street stalls. That means I need to win nine more times.

    According to my calculations,
    there are 12 street stalls I haven’t challenged yet, leaving me with
    only three chances to fail.

    For challenges purely based on
    luck, I can use the Bracelet of Play. For those requiring memory or
    knowledge, I can rely on Grandpa’s help. But for the physical
    challenges, I have to handle them myself.

    With my current, miserable
    physical condition, at that.

    The silver lining is that I’ve
    already tackled the tasks I thought I couldn’t handle.

    Now, what remains are
    challenges I’m relatively confident about.

    If my body were in normal
    condition, I could somehow overcome them.

    Alright. Let’s not think about
    what comes next.

    The immediate problem is
    what’s important.

    Armadi’s antics may pose
    question marks, but failure is not an option.

    I’ll deal with future problems
    when they arise.

    With that resolve, I stood up
    quickly.

    “Lucy Allen?”

    “Lady Allen?”

    ‘I’ll go ahead.’

    “The food here is a bit too
    sloppy for my taste. I’ll go ahead.”

    “Huh?”

    “My Lady?!”

    Leaving the two stunned, I
    headed outside to find someone.

    Someone who had been invited
    to the Partan Festival and had no other plans during this vacation
    period, so she must be around here somewhere.

    Finding her wasn’t too
    difficult.

    She draws everyone’s
    attention, but for different reasons than me. Following the crowd’s
    concentration, I naturally found her.

    Pushing through the dense
    crowd that naturally gathered around her, it wasn’t long before I
    found Phoebe with the Church members, spreading her charm in the
    middle of the crowd.

    As I approached, the path
    cleared, and Phoebe noticed my presence.

    Though our eyes met just
    briefly, her expression changed noticeably.

    She slightly lifted her eyes
    and then flashed a bright smile.

    Her smile was so captivating
    that anyone seeing it up close would think it was directed at them.
    Realising it wasn’t, they’d involuntarily feel a twinge of
    jealousy and disappointment.

    “Please wait a moment.”

    As I tried to follow Phoebe’s
    smile, a knight stepped in front of me, blocking my way.

    His stern face showed a hint
    of bewilderment, but his loyalty to the Saint kept him firm in front
    of me.

    “Sir Knight, it’s
    alright.”

    “But, Saint…”

    “Lady Allen is my friend
    from the Academy.”

    However, his loyalty quickly
    yielded to the smile of the one he wished to protect.

    With a gentle nudge from
    Phoebe, the knightly barrier broke.

    “It’s been a while, Lady
    Allen.”

    ‘Same here, Phoebe.’

    “Yes, good to see you,
    Sloppy Saint.”

    At those words, the
    expressions of the surrounding clerics and the onlookers who came to
    see the Saint turned to shock.

    Fortunately, Phoebe didn’t
    seem offended by it; had she shown even a slight disapproval,
    criticisms would’ve erupted from the crowd behind us.

    Even now, many looked like
    they had a lot to say, their lips moving as if to speak but holding
    back.

    “I see you came early to
    enjoy the festival. If I’d known, I would’ve come sooner myself.”

    Maybe it was because it had
    been a long time since we last met.

    Phoebe looked like she had a
    lot to discuss.

    Normally, I would’ve enjoyed a
    conversation with her, but not now. I had more urgent matters to
    attend to.

    Blocking out surrounding noise
    with the ring Alsatine gave me and at the same time, I spoke up.

    ‘Phoebe, I need to ask you
    something.’

    “Sloppy Saint, there’s
    something even you can do for me.”

    Though it was rather abrupt,
    Phoebe did not question it.

    “What should I do?”

    “Give me a buff.”

    What should one do if they
    lack physical abilities?

    Just fill in the gaps.

    To a level comparable to, or
    perhaps even surpassing, my normal condition.

    “What kind would you like?”

    ‘So…’

    “Well, first…”

    Even though I could use divine
    magic myself, I sought out Phoebe because her divine magic was more
    effective, and because Phoebe could use almost all types of buff
    skills.

    My body, still recovering, was
    a mess.

    Even doping with various
    potions wasn’t something my body could handle right now.

    So, my plan was to use
    Phoebe’s buff as a foundation and then dope my body to maximise my
    stats to the highest possible level currently attainable.

    Conquering the street stalls
    would be easier than any game as long as I have the stats.

    In a game, I might have to
    rely on pure skill, but this time I can use all the skills at my
    disposal.

    “Lady Allen, too many buffs
    can become poisonous. In the end, it’s your body that has to handle
    them.”

    Listening to my request,
    Phoebe advised with concern.

    She was right. Excessive buffs
    can lead to penalties later on.

    Look at my body, ruined after
    performing a miracle.

    While it might be enjoyable to
    have excellent specs for a moment, the aftereffects when the buff
    ends will be as severe as the buff was powerful.

    I am aware of this. There were
    certainly penalties for it in the game as well.

    Even knowing this, I plan to
    dope myself.

    I have no idea how many days
    I’ll be bedridden, but for now, I need to solve the immediate
    problem.

    To crush Armadi’s sly
    manoeuvres.

    And for my dignity!

    ‘It’s something that needs
    to be done.’

    “Stop saying useless
    things and just give me the buff, Sloppy Saint. It has to be done.”

    After hearing my words, Phoebe
    hesitated for a moment but then clasped her hands together and began
    to pray.

    The buff that started from her
    blessing wrapped around my body, making my heavy body feel light.

    “Don’t overdo it.”

    ‘I’ll try my best.’

    “Who’s worrying about
    whom? I’m not so weak that I need to be worried about by a sloppy
    person like you.”

    “And if you end up in
    pain later, call me. That’s my specialty.”

    That’s rather tempting.

    I might consider it if I
    become a sickly Mesugaki girl.

    After exchanging farewells
    with Phoebe, I immediately opened my inventory.

    In addition to what I had
    stored over the years, there were now numerous potions that Karia had
    managed to procure from the Georg Family, but there were only a few
    that I needed to use.

    Enhancement of physical
    abilities. Increase in vitality. Awakening effects. And a few
    additional combinations to minimise the penalties.

    Indeed, I’ve done it countless
    times. I’ve worked so hard to achieve maximum efficiency.

    Though, in the end, I had to
    discard my own efforts because someone else’s research turned out
    to be more efficient.

    Grandpa remarked as he watched
    me drink the potions.

    Yeah, I suppose so. Even
    though I tried my best to reduce the penalties, there are limits.

    ‘It’s orders from above.’

    After finishing the doping
    process, I headed straight to the street stall where the competition
    would begin.

    The theme of this place was
    strength.

    The goal was to smash a board
    that had undergone both physical and magical hardening with a wooden
    hammer almost as tall as I am.

    I received the wooden hammer
    from the street vendor and took a deep breath, lifting it up.

    I could hear the murmurs from
    the crowd around me.

    “Oh, she lifted it.”

    “How can that little body
    have so much strength?”

    “As expected of the Allen
    Family.”

    “It’s impossible. Even
    Mr. Magger failed to break it, so there’s no way a girl like her can
    do it.”

    “Her stance is good, but
    it’s still tough with those thin arms.”

    I ignored them.

    There was a voice within me
    that I trusted more than theirs.

    Throughout the vacation
    period, I had practised handling divine energy hundreds, no,
    thousands of times.

    Right now, all I had to do was
    add one more to that countless number.

    Failure wasn’t an option.

    As the hammer imbued with
    divine energy descended, the board split in half, shattering the
    murmurs of the crowd.

    Great.

    In my current state, I can do
    it.

    I can succeed in this quest.

    Just you wait, Armadi.

    I’m coming to see just how
    extraordinary the reward you’ve prepared is.

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