Episode 286 – Orcs and a Match of Bumping Long, Hard Things

With complicated feelings in my heart, I roughly washed my body. Then, I received clothes from the woman whose name I didn’t even know, who was looking at me with ambiguous eyes, and followed her guidance back to the chief’s tent.

I didn’t say anything or act like a pervert on the way there.

I just silently lowered my head and was confused by this inexplicable feeling in my heart.

And… finally, at the chief’s tent, Sea, who had just finished washing and looked clean, was coming out, showing off her glistening honey skin.

,Oh, you’re here?

Seeing her looking refreshed, as if all her pent-up feelings had been resolved, I also gave a faint smile and nodded.

Perhaps she sensed something in my expression, as she approached me with a slightly anxious look and nudged my arm with her elbow.

,A-are you okay? Th-that, I wasn’t serious! Seriously, that bastard was nothing special! Oh, and that bastard said he’s coming to the competition, right? I’ve figured out all his weak points, so don’t worry. I’ll really grab him tight so he can’t concentrate.”

Seeing her giggling and happily saying that she had figured out all the chief’s good spots as if it were nothing, my lower body twitched.

Come to think of it… that’s right.

The thought of the strong-looking Sea spending the whole day making love with the chief made me excited.

At the same time, I began to wonder if I could really compete with orcs who had been raised as males since birth, even if I won.

Even if my dick gets bigger… can I really make women happy?

I thought it was a natural question to have.

… Haa, you should only drink so much hot air… I haven’t even won yet…

Right, I haven’t even won yet. And then, as if remembering the sex with the chief again, she started excitedly talking about how the chief was weak behind his glans and loved it when she sucked his nipples, giving me no time to breathe. Suddenly, a good idea popped into my head.

,So, this time, when I licked his ear and he was like, ‘Boji, I feel so good,’ he whined…”

,Sea-ya.”

,Huh? Uh… why?

,How many tribes are participating in the competition?

,Uhm… the competition? I don’t know…”

Sea, who had been excitedly talking about her sex with the chief, started to ponder at my question.

After a moment of thought, we followed the woman who had guided us earlier to the place where the horses and the manager were waiting.

Sea, having finished calculating, shouted.

,Ah, I remember!

,Really?

,Yeah! So, including us and this tribe, there are about 10 tribes participating in total!

,… Can we go around to all of them in the remaining time?

,All of them? Why?

,Just, can you tell me? I want to go around to all of them.”

,Hmm… it might be possible if we ride Shinma…”

,… Really?

,Yeah! Well, it’s possible if you can keep up properly!

,… Okay, then let’s do that.”

,But why suddenly the other tribes?

,… Actually, there’s something I want to suggest to you.”

,A suggestion? What suggestion?

,Uhm… actually, there’s something I want to suggest to you. It’s a bit selfish to decide in advance and say these things… but can you listen without getting angry?

,Hey, it’s okay! After all, you’re risking your life to help us, there’s no way we’d ignore your opinion!

,Thanks… then I’ll be honest. First of all… I think my chances of winning are a bit slim if we go on like this. But, I had a good idea after listening to you.”

,A good idea? What is it??

I stared intently at her, who was tilting her head as if she was really curious, and finally parted my lips.

,… First, there’s something I want to hear.”

,Ah, you’re really frustrating. Sigh, okay, hurry up and ask.”

I, slightly blushing at her patting her chest, asked.

,If you have sex with this tribe’s chief again… can you really make him feel so good that he loses his mind?

,… Ahem, ahem, a-again? Of course! I can make him lose his mind!!

,… Tell me honestly.”

Perhaps because she wasn’t as excited as before at my question, she coughed embarrassedly. I asked her again, seeing her avoiding my eyes, and she blushed red, mumbled, and then glared at me.

I stared at her silently, demanding an answer, and she sighed, as if giving up, and lowered her eyes.

,Honestly… I d-don’t know. But… I know the places he likes…”

,… That’s enough. Thank you…”

,Tch… why are you asking about this?

,Actually, that’s my goal… to find out the other person’s… good spots… I just thought that if we just h-have sex… they might not be able to concentrate…”

,… Does that mean that you want me to h-have sex with the challengers from every tribe?

My heart burned as I saw her stuttering shyly, but also looking like she didn’t dislike the idea.

,… Yes.”

I barely managed to part my lips and answer, and she put her hands on her hips as if she couldn’t help it.

,Really… I can’t help it. Don’t worry! I’ll find out all those bastards’ weaknesses!

My dick ached at the sight of her eyes shining with anticipation, as if she was slightly looking forward to it.

I nodded and gave a faint smile.

,Yeah… thank you…”

,Hehehe, yeah, yeah, you should be thankful! I’m sleeping with other guys because of you!

And… finally, we arrived at the place where the manager and the horses were.

* * *

After that, we told the manager that we would be running around like crazy.

And the manager, of course, was furious at the unexpectedly long journey.

,What the fuck are you talking about! You said we were going straight back to the tribe!!!

,Ah, you’re so fucking loud. If that’s the case, just understand that’s what it is, geez…”

,What?!

Sea’s muttering and ear-picking as if she was annoyed by the noise added fuel to the manager’s anger.

The manager, his face red with anger, looked like he was about to headbutt Sea, so I slipped between them and stopped the manager.

,Calm down.”

,What?! Calm down?! What the hell are you telling me to calm down! I was about to have a long-awaited chance to rest!

,… I’m sorry for not telling you in advance. But… I wanted to increase our chances of winning this competition even a little bit.”

,What does going around to other tribes have to do with that! You should be training more instead of running around!

,… As I said, I wanted to use my advantages more effectively…”

,… Hehehehe… Hahahaha! What a load of bullshit! Do you really think you can win?! A meat shield that the chief put out because she doesn’t want to lose…”

,…

Haa… I can’t believe he’s saying those words out loud…

,W-what the fuck are you talking about!

Sea, startled, stepped forward and shouted, and the manager snorted as if he hadn’t said anything wrong.

,What, did I lie? Or were you really thinking of winning in the first place? Do you think a scrawny human like you can compete with orcs?

I frowned, clenched my fist, and stepped forward, stopping Sea with my outstretched hand, and sighed deeply.

,I know what the chief is thinking. She must be thinking that there’s no loss even if we lose. And it’s even better if we win…”

,… If you know, just go back to the tribe and get treated like a VIP by the chief…”

,But we have to go.”

,This… fuck…”

,From the start… I have no intention of losing.”

I was serious.

I don’t care what others think.

There’s no reason to jump into a losing battle from the start.

If I really thought there was no hope, I would have looked for a good opportunity to use my strength to save the party somehow.

Meeting the chief made my thoughts even more certain.

There’s a possibility.

I can win.

Above all, my opponent is a man whose mind is distracted by sex.

I think I can win even if I just fight, so there’s no way I can lose with such a disadvantage.

… It seems that the time I spent with my wife wasn’t meaningless after all…

The manager, seeing my confidence, was frowning as if he couldn’t understand.

,Who do you think you are…”

,Instead,”

I didn’t want to waste time on the continuing anger, so I cut him off and offered a suggestion that he would be satisfied with.

,Can I ask you for one favor while we’re going?

I said that with a faint smile, and the manager’s face twisted hideously, as if he thought I was making fun of him.

I should stop teasing him.

I immediately said to quell the volcano-like anger that seemed about to erupt.

,Please teach Sea how to please a man.”

,… What?

The manager was dumbfounded, and Sea, who was behind him, was just grumbling, but she didn’t actively resist, as if she didn’t dislike it.

Maybe the night she spent with the manager was pretty good?

My lower body stiffened at the sight of Sea, who had been so angry until just now, but now her anger subsided when it came to sex.

,That’s exactly what I mean. Please teach Sea how to please a man while riding horses together in between traveling. And… at night too…”

,… Are you serious?

,Yes, I’m serious.”

,Hehehe, it’s a fitting idea for a guy who’s always been holding onto a small dick even when he’s having sex with his wives.”

,… I’m only doing this for the sake of victory…”

,Bullshit.”

,…..”

He muttered his thoughts with a bitter smile, as if he was sure that his thoughts were right.

,Don’t you just want to see the women you like get fucked by real men?

,…..”

,Hehehe, well, I don’t need an answer… Okay, I’ll accept it.”

Then, Sea’s grumbling was heard from behind.

,I really don’t need that bastard… Hmph.”

,What? Then can I just go?

,… That’s not what I meant… Ah, this is so annoying. Hurry up and get ready to leave! Ah… th-that, d-dick, take it out! Ah, never mind, I’ll take it out for you!

Sea’s cheeks, who suddenly stepped forward, were flushed, and her eyes were stickily directed at the manager’s crotch.

Sea approached the manager, reached out her hand, and lewdly stroked the area where his dick was, up and down, then smacked her lips slightly and said impatiently, as if she couldn’t bear it.

,… L-let’s go quickly.”