episode_0163

“Eww! I want to have sex!”

“Don’t speak loudly!”

His screams echoed throughout the cave.

“Do you know how many years I’ve endured? I’ve endured so long that the price of humanity has changed ten times! I can’t take it anymore!”

“Ugh, ummm… .”

That’s a bit pitiful.

Without even using any sympathy detection skills, this man is clearly sympathetic.

This is almost like a great wizard!

“But still… I think it’s common sense that we can’t do it… .”

“I know too!”

He suddenly became angry and spit out fire.

“Hiyaaaak!”

“You guys are so weak! You can’t stand this temperature! But… If that happens, I won’t be able to have sex for the rest of my life!”

Lisa spoke carefully to him, who was expressing his anger with his whole body.

“Aren’t there any other spirits?”

“I am the last fire spirit!”

“The water spirit is… .”

“… I ended up becoming a steam spirit.”

hmm….

I expressed my condolences to the spirit whose species had changed.

“You too have come here to obtain the sign of fire, right? It seems that the time has come to keep the oath made with the goddess of love.”

“Oh, can you tell me more details…!”

“Let me know when I succeed in having sex.”

“Ugh… !”

Cowardly.

You’re saying you won’t tell me!

“… Don’t you think it’s rude just now?”

“Oh, no! I thought it was really a shame!”

Yes. What a pity!

If this continues, we won’t be able to provide Asia’s sympathy service!

“Hoooo… Why was I born like this… .”

“Hey, cheer up… .”

“Sex… I want to have sex too… .”

He stretched out as if his wild rampage just moments ago was a lie.

“Then your ordeal will be to find a woman to have sex with, right?”

“Yeah. I guess so.”

I’ve been thinking about it for a while, but isn’t this trial really so arbitrary?

Don’t you just do business with other people?

“Ah. By the way, are you the one who sold the earthen sign?”

“That’s right. Even though I can’t have sex, I thought his attitude of wanting to have sex for his wife was beautiful. That’s why I sold it.”

Of course, he also has this kind of past… No, this is not it.

“Can you have more than one sign?”

“Don’t you have two too?”

Oh. You recognized me right away?

I thought of two symbols that would be in the item window.

“… Originally it belonged to the earth spirit, but I took it over.”

“Aha.”

So, is it something that the spirit originally possessed?

“Anyway, the important thing is sex.”

“I see.”

“Sex!”

“Ah… Yes.”

This is a really tricky request.

For now, there was nothing I could do.

“Let’s go back.”

Strategic retreat!

***

“Hmm.”

“Oops.”

Their goal is also to reclaim the sign of fire.

My goal is also to retrieve the sign of fire.

That’s why we had no choice but to meet again at the inn.

“… Ahem.”

“Ahem.”

And when we learned the details of the ordeal, we blushed slightly and avoided each other.

“… Is there a good way?”

“If it were available, wouldn’t you have already gone and done it?”

I don’t know what degree it is.

However, the moment I have sex with his fiery nymph, my uterus will instantly turn into fried rice.

Of course, it would be the same even if I brought home a woman with a high heat tolerance.

“Hoo… .”

“Sigh… .”

We both sighed at the same time.

This is the first time I’ve encountered such an unanswerable ordeal.

How on earth are you going to get him a woman?

“… If you make a condom that can withstand his flames… .”

“Why don’t you just make armor?”

Would you be satisfied with something like that in the first place?

If the goal was to satisfy sexual desire, I would have just used masturbation or something like a firework onahole.

“Oh, by the way, are you masturbating well?”

“What, what, what did you say?”

She was startled by my sudden remark.

“No one is there.”

“Ma, be careful what you say… !”

She sighed only after making sure no one was there.

“So, are you enjoying your masturbation life?”

“Ugh, ummm… .”

She nodded slightly with a bright red face.

Hmm. That’s right.

“Captain.”

“Why?”

“Have you had sex?”

“… … !”

Her face became even redder than before.

“Hey, you haven’t tried it.”

“I, I have a fiance… !”

“You didn’t even have sex with your fiancé?”

“That, that kind of thing is only after marriage… .”

As she looked embarrassed and tried to back away, I moved closer to her.

“Ugh… My hymen is already broken.”

“Ugh, ugh… Th, that comes naturally when you ride a horse… .”

“Are you going to get out like that?”

“Ugh, ugh… .”

Her eyes began to spin.

“Anyway, sex is an extension of masturbation. If you love your fiancé, having sex with another man is just like using a biological masturbation tool.”

“Ah, no… Don’t say weird things, you devil!”

She pushed me away and grabbed me by the shoulder.

“Ah, haaah… ♥ Ah, no… S, imagine it… ♥”

“Wow.”

Peak of imagination?

You’re a master…!

“Hehe, think about it carefully. You’ve already decided not to come back.”

“Ugh, ugh… This, this devil… !”

“Please call me a preacher of love.”

Because I am the saint of the goddess of love!

I returned to my room with a satisfied smile.

“I’m here!”

“What have you been doing?”

When Karin tilted her head and asked, I licked my lips.

“I was just joking around.”

“Huh?”

Isn’t corruption the rule here?

“Let’s stop joking and think of a good solution quickly.”

“But there’s really no way.”

Lisa scolded me, but honestly, it’s true that there was no answer.

No. How can I find a woman who can withstand that flame?

“… How about a doll?”

“It’s going to melt.”

Hmm. If it was made of rock, how many times could it last?

Still, we thought hard and came up with a few ideas, and decided to go back to him the next day and tell him our plans one by one.

“We’re here again… .”

Whoosh! Whoosh!

“Hiyaaaak!”

“Gyaaak!”

But as soon as we entered, what greeted us was a sudden fireball.

Wow, is that a fireball?

“Oh, no! I, I’m sorry.”

He jumped up from his seat in embarrassment.

“… Why is your hand there?”

“… … .”

His hand was between his legs.

“Sorry. I was masturbating.”

“… That fireball?”

No?

He had no expression on his face, but he spoke with a gesture that seemed somewhat embarrassed.

“My…my semen.”

We watched the dying embers beside us for a moment, then stepped back behind Shashak.

“Hey, wait! Don’t go! Didn’t you come here with a good idea?”

“Um… .”

“Please apologize!”

We finally gave in to his desperate persuasion and explained our original plan to him.

“What? A doll? Are you telling this noble fire spirit to use a real doll or something!”

“Are you looking down on real dolls right now?”

“That’s no different from masturbation!”

It still doesn’t work.

He was determined to do it only with living things.

He also added that he would only do this with creatures in human form, not beast form.

… If that doesn’t work out, I was going to bring Selemander, but it didn’t work out.

“Hmm.”

“It’s still difficult.”

There is no good way.

Where can I find a woman who can withstand the flames?

“… I don’t think there is a creature that can do that.”

“Right?”

I also agreed with Karin.

Honestly, how many women can withstand that kind of temperature?

“Then… .”

“Huh?”

“… Wouldn’t it be okay to create a woman like that?”

“Yes?”

Karin… why are you looking at me?

***

“No. No matter how much I think about it, it doesn’t seem to make sense… .”

“Maybe it’s possible. If it’s that church, it might be possible.”

“Ugh… It’s sad that I can’t completely deny it.”

Karin’s opinion.

It was to borrow the power of the Church of Love.

More precisely, a terrifying plan to use the power of the goddess to transform me into a steel Asia that can withstand even the flames of fire!

“I’m telling you in advance, if my body really turns into steel or something ugly like that, I absolutely… .”

“Okay. I don’t want Asia to turn into something so hideous either.”

If I were to become Robo-Asia because I could withstand that temperature, wouldn’t it be a huge loss to the people of the world?

Instead of the warm, sticky, moist, first-class Asian vagina, we get the cold, hard, and inorganic Robo-Asian vagina.

If the former changes to the latter, it would be a loss for all of humanity.

“But where do I find that secret… temple?”

Serena seemed to have a strange aversion to the term “secret temple,” but she remained relatively quiet because she still did not know their true identity.

“Um… .”

Of course, the secret temple wouldn’t be that easy to find.

“There’s nothing I can do.”

“Huh?”

Then there is only one answer left.

“Asia Solution Center Reopens…!”

You should ask the people who live here.

If we investigate suspicious things like last time, we’ll catch something!