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52 – Woo Woo Black Company (2)

52 – Woo Woo Black Company (2)

“Thank you for ten Clouds. I took a day off last week and came to work. Thank you.”

From the bottom of the chat room, a hook shot up like a massive whirlwind.

— ?

— ??

— What?

— What

— What what;

— ?

— ??

— Eh?

— What;

— What does that mean, Jia Jia?

Dohee was flustered, not expecting Jia to take it literally.

She should have heard the words about the Demon King, the evil Boss, and the dictator more than once.

Above all, did she not realize that an explanation in this situation was poison?

So the following ad-lib was quite cheeky.

“Hey, what are you talking about? There’s a reason for that, right?”

“Even if there’s a reason, it’s still the truth.”

“Even if it’s the truth, come on. If I just say it, what does that make me?”

— Seeing you get riled up, you’re definitely Black, lol

— Why are you fighting when you were doing well? lol

— Did UFC just start?

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: Momo, release Majiyaaaaaa! ::

“Thank you for ten Clouds. I’m sorry, but it’s something I chose for myself. It’s not confinement. I willingly became a slave.”

“Hey. A slave is…”

— What

— What what;

— You did it willingly, right…?

— hahahahaha

— Oh my…

— Damn, that company

— All the Parallel applicants are running away

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: But you’re getting paid a lot, right? ::

“Thank you for ten Clouds. I’m getting paid for the work I do. But I put everything I earn back into Parallel. Please don’t misunderstand. It’s a voluntary contribution.”

— What what;

— ??

— What do you mean you’re taking it back?

— How much brainwashing did they do?

— Hypnosis apps really exist, damn

— Oh my

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 1,000 Clouds! ::

:: What’s with giving and taking back? ::

— F

— U

— C

— K

As I responded to the ongoing ten thousand won donations, Majiya’s character naturally began to take shape.

There was no one who looked as pitiful as her in the viewers’ eyes.

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 1,000 Clouds! ::

:: So to summarize, most of your salary goes back to the company, you work a full 52 hours a week, working late afternoons until dawn, and on weekends, you appear on broadcasts until the kids finish, and if they ask you to appear, you even show your face? ::

— Damn

— What the hell?

— Are you Superman?

— How can you do all that, lol

— (Momo) Not a human…

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 1,000 Clouds! ::

:: Just give it to Jia! ::

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 1,000 Clouds! ::

:: Momo, if you’ve made her suffer for three years, let her go a bit; ::

— For real, lol

— Jikwon D, you need to escape Parallel quickly, that’s a must, lol

— I’ll go first, lol

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: By the way, who gets the donations after today’s broadcast? ::

Amidst this, Majiya was also watching Dohee’s reactions.

Seeing Jia’s eyes subtly directed at Dohee made the viewers laugh.

— So perceptive

— It’s like…

— You’ve said everything, and now you’re watching the Boss, why? lol

When Dohee signaled to continue as she had been, Jia added a footnote to what she had said earlier.

“Thank you for ten Clouds. Some of it is taken as a commission by the streaming platform Ppajijik, and the rest is all the revenue for Parallel. So you can rest assured that I’m not pocketing anything.”

— ?

— What

— Does that mean Jia doesn’t get anything…?

— That doesn’t make sense

— Why would that be reassuring, lol

— How can that be reassuring, lol

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: Honestly, if Momo has a conscience, shouldn’t she share the broadcast donation profits? lol ::

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: Don’t tell me all the donations received during the broadcasts so far went to Parallel and the first generation? ::

Anyway, even as Jikwon D became more and more of a pitiful image, and the company became the embodiment of evil.

“Yes. Everything donated goes to the company and the first generation. So please donate with peace of mind.”

Even as Majiya accelerated the fixation of that image.

— Ugh, Momo, you’re the worst!!

— Is this really Momo, the Boss?

— I cried because Majiya is so pitiful ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

— No, it’s really ridiculous not to give donations after appearing on the broadcast, lol

— Guarantee this and that, give anything

— Dictator Momo, just accept your impeachment!

Most people raised their voices in favor of Majiya.

Dohee, who had been silent, finally took the opportunity to embody the true evil Boss and praised Majiya in a bright voice.

“She’s really a good employee, right? It’s because we have employees like her that Parallel runs smoothly.”

Majiya’s timely agreement was a work of art.

“That’s right, that’s right.”

— Ugh, ㅠㅠ

— That’s right, that’s right, she’s saying that, lol

— Don’t like her, lol

— You’re being deceived!!

— Damn it!

What Jia said was all true, but the way it was received was being exaggerated.

They were trying to make Momo into a bad person.

That way, they could pressure Jia to quit the company and broadcast.

However, because of that, the story became extremely exaggerated.

No matter how you looked at it, it seemed like nothing but a broadcast exaggeration.

Some of those in the chat who were denouncing Momo might take this situation as the truth.

But most would be laughing, thinking, “Ah, this is a WWE feast.”

Before they knew it, it had naturally turned into Majiya’s one-man show.

The environment was naturally set for Majiya Magic to unfold.

The flow was similar to what had been seen during Mugeon’s civil war, so Dohee trusted Jia and accepted the role of the evil Boss.

Even if she had created this mess, Majiya’s ultimate goal was the success of the concert happening tomorrow.

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: How can I contribute friend money to Jia? ::

“As I said before, we’re all Woldeungi, right? Please give the friend money to the Boss or the first generation.”

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: I want to personally sponsor Jia… ::

“If the company does well, there will be something in it for me. Right, Boss?”

“That’s right. If Parallel makes a lot of money, our Jia’s salary will go up too.”

“That’s what they say. If you actively support the broadcast, Parallel’s financial situation will improve, the first generation will be happy, the Boss will be happy, and I will be happy too.”

— My heart hurts

— To exploit such a good kid…

— The worst company in South Korea, Parallel

— Ugh, Parallel

:: An anonymous sponsor donated 10,000 Clouds! ::

:: Is the salary really going up…? ::

“Yes, my salary went up recently, so I even gifted pizza during Halloween.”

— Ugh

— Oh, that was it? lol

— hahahahaha

— If your salary went up, you could just spend it on yourself, why did you have to change it to pineapple pizza, lol

— Don’t spend it on that, lol

And by this point, Dohee seemed to understand Majiya’s intentions.

No matter how much you donate, the official will take it.

But if you want to give me even a little bit, donate hard.

The more Parallel grows, the more I benefit. And that’s what I want!

In the end, the viewers had to buy up the online concert tickets, sell out all the goods, and donate like crazy to hand Majiya a fifty-thousand won bill.

However, the viewers were people too.

Usually, they earn money by working, so it’s not like bills pop out of their wallets like a treasure chest.

In fact, since yesterday was the 3D showcase, those who had Clouds wouldn’t have any money left now.

In other words, among the more than twenty thousand people watching the broadcast, about half were already broke.

And even if everyone shouted Majiya’s name, most were just going along with the flow of the broadcast.

When someone next to them was saying, “Wow, Jikwon D!” “So cute!” “Do more!” they would think, “Oh, is this the vibe now?” and follow along, which is a typical response of social animals.

— Let’s all pitch in

— Majiya wants a tithe!!

— Ugh, this month I have no choice but to survive on human feed…

— Hurry and bring in the logs!

— Just skipping two bags of snacks will do, ahhh

Everyone tried to cheer each other on to donate.

One thousand, two thousand, one thousand, five thousand.

The ongoing donations were adorably small.

— Look at how pathetic the donations are, lol

— These guys just talk big, lol

— Open your wallets!!

— King, but there’s no money…

It seemed like the timing was right, as Dohee flipped the script.

It had been a while since she had ignited the atmosphere like this, and her heart raced for no reason.

“Alright, everyone’s feelings for our Jia. Well~ I’ll enjoy this and invest it in better content. Jia will like that too, right?”

“Of course.”

— No

— Ugh

— Damn, if it weren’t for this week’s showcase!!!

— Isn’t this all Parallel’s fault for making the 3D so enticing?

— My wallet is dead…

— Damn evil black company dictator

The viewers were in an uproar, but in reality, it sounded like the defeated villain saying, “Well, it can’t be helped, I’ll let it slide this time!”

“Then now, let’s officially start the first generation’s one-year anniversary concert eve!”

Even if the start looked like a complete mess, the eve event proceeded very smoothly.

Whether real or not, Majiya taking on the role of the ‘pitiful exploited employee’ was a huge deal.

“It’s fun, right? The Boss and I saved time to prepare.”

And then, saying something close to cheating, the viewers had no choice but to focus on Majiya’s words.

How could they disregard the effort of a pitiful employee who saved time from sleeping?

Especially when they wanted to give money but their wallets were empty.

Even the things being said in that state…

“Now, this scene. Do you remember, Jia?”

“Yes. I still vividly remember what Rain said. Here, shoot! Shoot! Die! Die, Cybel! Cybel, die! Yes, I got it!”

“That was actually my head.”

“But isn’t it the Boss’s fault for jumping into the line of fire? You should have anticipated that Rain could team kill.”

“Wow, Jia, it seems like you’ve been criticizing me since earlier?”

“After that broadcast, Rain actually said he wasn’t at fault. And tomorrow is the first generation concert. Can’t you be a bit generous and understand if I get criticized today?”

“What does that have to do with this?!”

— hahahahaha

— Hmm, honestly, Rain lacked sensitivity

— I agree

— 100:0, this is Momo’s responsibility, lol

At this point, the viewers couldn’t help but think that.

This person seems to love their job so much that they work to the point of sacrificing their body.

Majiya’s true value became more evident as she shared stories from the past.

“I’ve seen a lot of ambush missions, but it was the first time I saw four people get tangled and fall.

But funny enough, that wasn’t the end. The next day, they did it again with a different group. I have a gif of that here…

Look, they die in exactly the same spot. I couldn’t sleep that day because I was laughing. I tried to lie down, but I kept thinking about it.”

— Damn hahahahaha

— Wait, was there this? lol

— hahahahaha

— What the hell, lol

— What are you doing, lol

— That’s so unfair, they only showed it to themselves!!!

Before they knew it, the viewers felt as if they were transported back to the day they first watched that broadcast.

Usually sharp like a porcupine, but when telling first-generation stories, she was a born storyteller.

The awkward yet distinctive impressions she added, along with the behind-the-scenes stories that only she knew from Parallel’s Talk Code, made for an exquisite experience.

— She really looks like she’s having fun, lol

— It feels like I’m sitting down with a crazy fan who just watches the broadcast and talks, lol

— For real, lol

— I thought she was just an ordinary person, but she’s a real Simp, lol

So the viewers couldn’t help but be amazed.

What they thought was just a slightly talented employee turned out to be someone who could tell stories so deliciously.

Indeed, the image that Cheon Do-hee had hoped for was emerging perfectly.

And this sentiment wasn’t felt only by Cheon Do-hee.

— Can’t you take on review content for the debut and all? lol

— Let’s have her take on a content piece and ask for a higher salary

— For real, lol

— Just having her do a regular broadcast feels too wasteful

— I’m confident I can eat well if she does a review broadcast every month

— Not every month, every week, yes

… ─ — Parallel (Virtual Youtuber) Gallery ─ ─ — …

★[Can’t we just give Majiya what Momo used to do every quarter?]

[At this point, just give her a content piece, lol]

[I’ve asked what Majiya means about 38592121930 times since earlier]

[No, Momo, this is really a disaster]

[All the official channel donations should go to Majiya, right?]

★[Momo seems unfit to be a Boss, lol]

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A word from the author (author’s note)

The subtitle has been changed!