episode_0065

The place he took me was the mountain right next to this meadow.

Maybe somewhere on this mountain is the mining town we were trying to get to.

But now it was not a place to be heard.

Boom boom!

“Hug… Joe, slow down a little bit… .”

“No time. The bandits are busy.”

Of all people, I got caught by this idiot with such low intelligence…

It would be nice to have a conversation partner, but it’s hard to do that with this guy.

Eventually, I had no choice but to quietly be captured until I reached the bandits’ den.

“Arrived.”

“Whew… Next time, please be more considerate of the luggage… .”

I was finally free from the burden and stood on the floor with my bare legs.

But now that I’m free from the burden, what is my status?

Meat slavery? Public goods?

“… Sob.”

The future already looks bleak.

“Huh?”

“Woman? It’s a woman!”

The headquarters of the bandit group was a place that looked like a bandit den to anyone who saw it.

The inside of the unusually large cave was unnecessarily bright and messy.

Because there are so many men who do things like bandits, there is trash everywhere and even the clothes they are wearing are tattered.

I think I could win if it weren’t for that monster like Herg… .

But even if it was one-on-one, I would definitely lose with this number.

I looked at my weapon that Herg had taken away and lamented.

“Head of Herg! What is this year?”

“They said there weren’t enough women. So I brought them.”

At those words, the bandits looked at each other, laughing.

“Kiyaaaa! As expected, our Herg Deputy Chief!”

“Herg! Herg! Herg!”

Herg scratched the back of his head as the bandits jumped up and down in excitement.

“No big deal. Something to do.”

Are you embarrassed right now?

“Ppa, hurry up! Let’s write it quickly!”

“Hehehe… There weren’t any village girls to kidnap anyway!”

Wait, kidnapping?

“Did you kidnap someone?”

“Then what will the bandits do?”

Hmm… that’s true.

There’s no way a night club bandit would just collect money and send you on your way.

Joomulluck!

Someone’s hasty hand touched my chest.

“Eek!”

“Hehehe… Don’t rebel, young lady… Kkuek!”

Then another bandit struck his head.

“You little shit! See you first!”

“Ugh… Yes!”

As expected, it seems like they have a firm hierarchy among themselves, as if it were a den of gangsters.

The bandits surrounded me and waited quietly, drooling.

I just saw someone running inside… Judging from the report, I guess they went to the boss?

I clenched my fists in fear that someone stronger than Herg would come out.

“Hehehe… Are you scared? Well, our boss is a bit scary.”

That, that must be it? Just how strong is it…?

“The new female is here!”

Hey, why is your voice loud?

The boss of the Red Pig Bandits, who appeared with a crude-looking greatsword draped over his shoulder, was a woman.

She was a red-haired woman with a strong image that truly deserved the title of warrior.

Anyone can see that she’s a woman!

It’s definitely a girl!

There’s no way that’s a man with that face!

No, you said there were no women?

“Wow! It looks pretty even!”

He… no, she slammed the sword she was holding onto the floor and grabbed my chin with her hand, turning it around.

“Uh… over there… .”

Why, why is there a woman here?

No, it’s not like a woman can’t be a bandit leader… but didn’t you bring me here because there were no women?

“Hmm… I think the kids will be satisfied with this. Okay, put them in the cage.”

“Us, us?”

Of course, it wouldn’t be our cage… Could it be the cage from when we were talking about pig pens?

While I was panicking and being embarrassed, a guy started talking to me in a noisy manner.

“Boss, don’t you want to taste it?”

“Ugh… .”

She was momentarily taken aback by those words.

What is this situation?

“… That, that’s right! Bring it to my bedroom so I can taste it first! We’ll be next! ”

“Whew! As expected, our boss!”

“You’re a man!”

When her subordinates said this while applauding, she crossed her arms proudly, though embarrassedly.

“That’s right! Who am I?”

“The boss of the Red Pig Bandits! It’s Rex!”

“Rex! Rex! Rex!”

Rex… .

She, who had a male name, smiled happily as the men around her cheered her on.

***

“Ahem… That… .”

A moment later, I was politely taken to her bedroom and came face to face with her, blushing and embarrassed.

“Are you a woman?”

“Ugh, ah, no!”

No, there’s no Adam’s apple on the neck.

“Anyone can tell that she’s a woman?”

“… … Really?”

She asked me a question casually, so I nodded.

If there were a hundred of them, no one would call her a man.

“Wow, I guess you can’t fool other women… .”

No, men wouldn’t be fooled either, right?

But judging from the bandits’ reactions just now, it was obvious that they were just teasing me.

…is he the leader of the idol position?

It seems like a bandit group with a structure similar to idols and fans, rather than a strict hierarchical society between bosses and subordinates.

What should I do, I’m suddenly starting to feel like a bandit group from a gag cartoon?

“Um… Let’s just say that for now.”

“Hoo… .”

At my answer, she sighed and took off her top.

“What, what are you doing! This is why you called me, Crazy Psycho Lesbian!”

“What? Oh, no!”

She screamed with a bright red face and threw off her clothes.

Eww, I’m getting raped by a lesbian!

“Hey, look at this!”

What she was pointing at was her flat chest… no, the bandage?

“… Pressure bandage?”

“Yeah, really? Ugh, is it that easy to figure out… .”

What the heck, a cross-dressing heroine with a pressure bandage?

It’s already mouth-watering material.

Moreover, since it is not hidden at all and you are the only one who does not know about it, you can also get extra points for being stupid.

“Actually… my name is Lena.”

“That’s a girly name.”

“… Yeah, because I’m a woman.”

yes.

“So why are you doing something like a bandit group with such a strange name?”

“Ugh, ugh… That’s true… .”

That’s how Lena confessed her circumstances to me, even though we had only known each other for five minutes.

Wow, isn’t that too easy?

As expected, if you get caught by the master interrogator, Asia, you will have to reveal everything!

“Sa, actually… .”

And the story she revealed was even more spectacular.

“No, you ran away from home because your father didn’t give you a birthday present? Then you joined a bandit group by chance and rose through the ranks to become their leader? Are you kidding me right now?”

“Oh, really… .”

She answered hesitantly.

According to Lena’s false story, she was a country girl from the mining town we were going to.

She ran away from home upset because her father didn’t give her a birthday present, and by chance, a bandit group took her in. By chance, she earned merits and rose to the rank of leader.

“Speak sense!”

“It’s true… .”

No, there’s no way that story could be true… .

But if you think about it as a night game, it might really be true.

“Why on earth did you join the bandits?”

“… They said they would provide three meals a day and a place to sleep.”

“Don’t follow men you don’t know from now on.”

“Yeah… .”

Who on earth would have thought to lure such a stupid woman and bring her to the bandits?

“… So, am I really being eaten here?”

“That’s… .”

Lena looked at me with an apologetic expression.

“Sorry. I haven’t seen a girl in a while, so I’m on the verge of exploding with frustration… .”

“… So you want me to fulfill that desire for you?”

“I’m really sorry…!”

She said so and bowed her head.

Sorry? If you’re sorry, then let me go!

If you have no intention of letting me go anyway, why are you making such an empty apology!

I absolutely cannot forgive you!

I was about to get angry and start screaming, but then I suddenly remembered the icy great sword she carried and the size of Herg’s body, and I quickly became calm.

Because life is precious.

“Dae, I’ll pack you some food instead.”

“… … .”

“Do, anywhere inside the cave is fine!”

“Sigh… .”

Then what do you do? You’ll still get eaten anyway.

Boom boom!

“Boss. Still doing it. Strong energy.”

Herg knocked on the door and spoke monotonously from outside.

“Ugh… !”

Lena flinched, then looked at me and whispered.

“Hey… If the kids ask, tell them I was being rough.”

“What will you do if I say that?”

Lena thought carefully about my question and answered.

“… I will prevent you from cutting off your limbs.”

“Please take care of me!”

My, my arms and legs are precious…!

After a comfortable interview with Lena, I was given directions to where I would be staying for the week.

“Hehehe… Woman, woman!”

“K, keuhehe… It was good that you held out without masturbating!”

Fidget fidget.

Kook kook.

They were already groping my whole body, not just putting it in.

“Ugh… Ugh, t, don’t do that… .”

Ugh… I told you not to climb up… .

“Hehehe, did you hear what I said? You sound like an innocent girl!”

“You idiot! Can’t you see those outfits? Dozens of people must have already gone in and out of that place?”

“But, he looks so innocent…!”

I’d like to refute this, but it’s all true.

I suddenly felt like I wanted to die.

“… You guys have a boss, right?”

She asked that her identity not be revealed, but in reality, everyone else already knows except her.

Lena is pretty enough to make you turn your eyes away, and she’s a stupid woman who’ll fall for you if you just try to entice her.

Why doesn’t she aim at anyone?

“Um… Boss, that… .”

“Ahem ahem… .”

what?

When Lena’s story came up, everyone suddenly became embarrassed and blushed.

Oh, these cowards.

Don’t you have the guts to mess with your own boss?

“Ah, anyway! This is your new home, toilet!”

“Ugh… .”

The place they guided us to was a run-down area in the most remote corner.

The floor was covered with what looked like rice or some other type of grass, and fortunately, there was a separate, roughly made bed.

Luckily, it’s not really us… .

“Kuhehehe… It’s late today, so get some sleep and I’ll take care of you starting tomorrow.”

“I have to wake up early, so I’d better go to bed early… .”

They gave good advice that was incongruous and then walked away without touching anything.

What the heck are these guys… .

Anyway, I’m glad I got to rest today.

If we wait for two or three days, everyone will come to rescue us, right?

But I’m worried because the size of the bandits seems bigger than I thought.

We won’t get caught together if we come here, right?