episode_0058

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“…”

Why are there so many ellipses all around me?

And why does the Mad Hatter, who already looks dirty, get into a staring contest with a raven he sees for the first time while looking even more filthy?

“… Long time no see, Elfin.”

“…I’m glad you look healthy, sis.”

The reason is that while walking around the palace with Elfin, he encountered the first princess, Elisabeth Le Perrion, the only daughter of Estelle Le Perrion, the first secretary of Empress Alexandra.

In a staring contest that looked amazing (I decided to call it a fight), Elfin, who had won by a hair’s breadth, was greeted by the Princess first. Elfin also looked straight into Princess Elizabeth’s eyes and greeted her, unable to believe that she was greeting her older sister.

“Are you satisfied with your academy life?”

“It doesn’t get any better than this.”

If someone were to see me, I would say, “Are you doing well in the academy?” Yes, I’m doing well. I would understand that, but to me,

‘Even if you enter the academy, will you be able to hang out with me?’

‘Yeah, I think it will work?’

It sounds like that. Politics is this scary. I guess I’ll be able to watch this conversation with interest at night.

After wrestling with Elfin for a while, Princess Elisabeth turns her gaze to me.

Judging from the fact that he doesn’t show any hostile expression towards me, it seems that he doesn’t intend to be hostile towards me either.

“Meet Estelle Le Perion, daughter of the first wife of Alexandra Le Perion, the rightful ruler of the Empire.”

“Nice to meet you. You are a small country of Elfin.”

Princess Elisabeth lightly nods to my polite greeting. It may seem presumptuous, but in fact her reaction is more or less normal.

“You’re handsome, just like I heard. I heard you take good care of Elfin.”

“Just doing what a group of males do.”

“So that you can continue to support Elfin well in the future. Regardless of Elfin’s opposition to me, the more generations there are of the royal family, the stronger it becomes, so you should work hard in the small country.”

“I will keep that in mind.”

It may be strange to hear from Princess Elisabeth what should have been obvious from the Empress or a third power, but given that she is the closest person to the Emperor’s throne in the current situation, it should not be a big problem.

“You seem like a man with no shortcomings, but as you know from a small country… don’t elfins have some flaws?”

As if things had become quiet, Elizabeth attacks Elfin, sweeping back her voluminous curls.

In fact, unlike the tall and busty and slightly plump Elfins, Princess Elisabeth is a typical beauty with a proper height, round breasts, and hips that are typical of natural birth. Of all the people I’ve seen, the one with the most similar body type to her is Countess Iron Foxtrot, Hoyo’s mother.

“Ain is different from the materialistic male who looks at the female’s appearance and background first.”

“I admit it, but you have to think about whether you are the right female for that male.”

Elfin fires, but Elizabeth counters with no damage and uses a light charm appeal in front of me.

To be honest, her body and appearance are so incredible that it’s hard to believe she’s a female with children.

The problem is that all the females I’ve met who have children (from the queen to the mothers of my group) are like that.

Here, I try to revive the spirit of the females by starting the engine of the mouth.

“You are truly charming. But to me, Elfin looks perfect.”

“What, what.”

As expected, Elizabeth is greatly embarrassed by my light jab.

I couldn’t judge her personality exactly because she didn’t appear properly in the game, but based on her brief conversation and appearance, I figured she wasn’t used to being rejected by a male, and fortunately, my guess was not wrong.

“It’s true that Elfin doesn’t fit the typical beauty mold, but not all males like that kind of thing. Elfin is the perfect female for me… but she’s a little lacking in bed. But that’s my problem.”

In addition, when I added, ‘No matter how female you are, it’s hard for a male to stay in bed for hours,’ Princess Elizabeth made a face and then grumbled as if she was upset.

“You are too much of a male for an elf.”

“That’s probably why the Empress asked me if I wanted to do a state letter. Of course, I liked Elfin better.”

As I laughed and struck my finishing straight, Elizabeth quickly ran away, saying something like, “That, that can’t be true.” The night crow that had been following me also stopped its staring contest with the Mad Hatter and followed Princess Elizabeth.

“It’s unexpectedly cute.”

“…I won’t deny that she was a good older sister when I was young.”

Elfin, who answered like that, also thanked them for defending him.

“Thanks to you, it was nice to see Elizabeth’s flustered expression for the first time in a while. It’s not easy for me to do it alone.”

“This is the virtue of a group male. It’s about saving the spirit of the group female.”

Elfin smiled prettily at my answer. Then, this time, she took me somewhere, saying she would introduce me to another member of the royal family.

“The 3rd princess isn’t in the palace. Instead, Nora and Luna will be there.”

The people Elfin was talking about were probably Princess Eleonora Le Perrion, the second princess, and Prince Luna Le Perrion, the first prince, who withdrew from the competition for the throne early on and are now working for the empire.

“It would be nice to meet you, but is it necessary?”

“Well, actually, if you only look at Sister Elizabeth, you might think that our relationship is a mess.”

“Actually, all royal families are like that.”

“I’m introducing you because I thought you might say something like that.”

Elfin gently pinches my cheek and leads me inside the castle, through a half-open door to a splendid area.

As I get closer, I think I can hear the sound of something arguing inside.

“Did Nora Unley and Luna Oppa fight? That rarely happened.”

“Want to hear it?”

When I suggested something to Elfin that seemed like it would be fun, she nodded silently and stood quietly near the door. Incidentally, the Mad Hatter seemed to have no idea.

“Sister, I know the male well since I’m also a male. It’s obvious that the size difference between the small country and the elfin is so big that it should take at most 30 minutes!”

“Hey, you must have heard that there are night crows too. I said it takes at least 2 hours and up to 6 hours? It’s said to be inhuman!”

“I told you that’s ridiculous! I have to hold out for an hour, and you know I work really hard on my physical training!”

“You call that playing with toys physical training? I heard that you even do fencing in martial arts.”

“Oh, is that so? Anyway, I don’t think so.”

“You’ll know when you see it!”

…I wondered what they were fighting about, but it seems they were arguing about my holy sword’s operating time(?). Elfin also wiped his face in disbelief.

“I was wondering what the hell you were arguing about during work, and that was it?”

“Elfin!”

“Elfin! Welcome! It’s nice to meet you in a small country too.”

The second princess Eleonora, who is relatively short compared to Elizabeth and Elfin, and the cute first princess Luna welcome them.

“Hello, I am Baron Youngsik Ain Frostgarm.”

On the way here, I heard from Elfin that these two didn’t need to follow the palace etiquette, so I simply greeted them.

“Sogukseo, I’m sorry if this is our first time meeting, but is it true? Two to six hours?”

“That’s ridiculous.”

Princess Eleonora and Prince Luna surround me and seem to want to decide the winner.

At the sight of their bright eyes (for reference, they are both married and have children), I smiled awkwardly and nodded.

“Yes, that’s right.”

“Hey, did you hear that? Take it.”

Princess Eleonora smiled at my answer and shoved a bundle of payment documents into Prince Luna’s seat, and the prince’s face turned sad.

“Wow, this is ridiculous…”

Prince Luna has a cute face that makes you want to say, “That’s a lie! That can’t be true!” just by looking at his appearance, but he surprisingly accepts the result cleanly.

“But if that’s true, then it won’t be hard to see my nephew. I’m looking forward to it, the nephew that Elfin will give birth to~ Elfin is the one who resembles us the most~”

Princess Eleonora, with her voluminous bob cut, smiled brightly, as if imagining her yet-to-be-born niece.

“Maybe it’s not a lion. It’s a black jaguar in Sokuk-seo.”

“By the way, both the national and small statesmen are lions, right?”

“That’s right. It’s not that races are restricted in national or small states, but it’s true that people are more attracted to the same race.”

“If it’s just a small country, then that’s meaningless,” Prince Luna said with a cute smile.

“Anyway, it’s a great honor to meet you both.”

“Don’t be hard on yourself. We welcomed the news that Elfin had met a group of males.”

When Prince Luna made that assertion, I became a little curious.

“Because Elfin has an eye for people. Just looking at Mad Hatter, it wouldn’t be strange if he were arrested 100 times a day for blasphemy, but his skills are certain.”

The prince told him that when Elfin first met the Mad Hatter, he hired her as his night-crow, despite her rude attitude.

“I’ll give it a try.”

“Did you see it?”

Princess Eleonora glared at the Mad Hatter as if telling him to look at it, but the Mad Hatter showed his womanly side by maintaining an attitude of ‘I guess it’s not my fault after all’ despite being between two princesses, a prince, and a small country.

“Anyway, take it easy. It’s the middle of the week, so it’s not like the academy has a day off, right?”

“Ah, the third country called you.”

“Ahaha, I see.”

Princess Eleonora and Prince Luna, who chatted with us for a while, asked us to invite them to dinner, then showed a pitiful look as they went back to machine mode processing paperwork.