episode_0002

[✉ To the Agent]

I stared at the blue status window for a long time.

Text that wouldn’t disappear no matter how much I rubbed and shook it.

I had never seen anything like this outside of a game.

“I said I would give power… Am I really awakened?”

My heart pounded as if I were about to fight, feeling like I was awakening after masturbating.

I pressed the letters.

Then the window came down, and the characters appeared in a row.

[I grant you one year. Please exterminate humanity. If you fail, you will die and your abilities will be transferred to the next agent.]

[Press [Confirm] if you want power.]

“Damn it. Do I have to die?”

Either kill humans or face a death match with a predetermined time limit.

Contemplating whether to press the suspicious confirm button, I took a shower. Somehow, I was convinced that if I pressed it, living a normal life would become difficult.

Above all, humanity must be destroyed within a year.

Who am I to kill when I can’t even properly kill cockroaches?

But I couldn’t live this miserable life forever. I wanted to change now. I wanted to move forward.

After thinking while cleaning myself, I pressed the button.

There was no dramatic change, but other letters appeared.

[Title: Kim Shin, Agent of God]

[Possessed Skill: Life Creation (Lv. 1)]

[Number of soldiers that can be created: 4]

[Number of soldiers possessed: 0]

“Wow… Life creation.”

I could now understand the title and skill name.

However, I had no idea how to use that skill.

“Will this be pressed…?”

Pressing other things yielded no response.

When I pressed the Life Creation text, an explanation appeared next to it.

“You can create soldiers. Mate with a female and inject semen into the uterus. Your ability will quickly manifest, leading to rapid pregnancy. The more you mate, the stronger you become, and the more soldiers you have, resulting in the birth of powerful special entities. The more females you impregnate, the higher your survival rate.”

“Mate with Ada… Damn. What a shitty ability.”

Unless I paid for it, these conditions were too difficult. I didn’t even have a girlfriend, let alone any women I knew to have sex with.

I wanted overwhelming superhuman abilities.

The kind of overwhelming power that could fly in the sky or demolish buildings with a single punch.

It seemed like a skill belonging to the special category since it involved creating soldiers through sex. It was frustrating.

Despite much contemplation, no sharp ideas came to mind.

“I’m hungry.”

I needed to go grocery shopping since I was running out of food at home. I also had to finish writing the web novel I needed to post today.

The nearby market was a 20-minute walk away, so I got ready and put on clothes to go out.

It was a densely populated area with one-rooms and goshiwons. To get to the market, I had to walk quite a bit due to the high elevation.

“She’s a remarkable woman.”

Dragging my slippers slowly, I descended.

Passing by local residents climbing up as if hiking, thoughts of my dear mother came to mind. It had been too long to call her “mom” now.

A troubled area where villains without money lived.

A place known for frequent violent incidents and murders. A Harlem where foreign villains would scream and engage in group fights at 2 or 3 in the morning was commonplace.

I was exiled to such a surprising place.

I used to live in a luxurious villa in Gangnam-gu.

I grew up happily without lacking anything during my affluent childhood.

However, because of her fanatical obsession with checking my awakening, I became increasingly worn out.

Her obsession stemmed from the fact that most of her relatives were superhuman ability holders.

They were truly a distinguished lineage, which is why she had high expectations for her children.

My sister is also a superhuman, and my younger sister has abilities from the natural world.

I was the only one who didn’t change, so obsession turned into anger and returned as violence. Now that I think about it, where is the mother who used to hit elementary school students like that?

There were times when my anger boiled over, but now even those emotions have dulled.

It’s been over 6 years since I last saw my family. She abandoned me, but I occasionally hear news about my family through the media.

Because articles about the three mother-daughter villains often come out.

Thanks to her beauty, she was also popular on YouTube.

The sister and younger sister, who were like little girls, have become great women. The stepmother still flaunted her beautiful face in her twenties.

Boom!

“Wow! It’s Hyperion!”

The residents next to me all look up at the sky.

In the sky where the Sonic Boom occurred, there remains the trajectory of a superhero flying.

“Come to think of it, to exterminate humanity, you have to fight with someone like him, right?”

My heart and lower abdomen shudder at the thought of facing such a Grade 4 superhero.

I wonder if the soldiers I created can really stand up to such superhumans.

***

“Ah. Ah, hello.”

“Hello. Ohay.”

I met the woman from Room 201.

As I looked at the sign and climbed the stairs, it seemed she had also come home. She greeted me with a big smile in awkward Korean.

She is a Thai woman and lives next door.

The strong scent of perfume tickles my nose.

She looks like an ordinary Southeast Asian woman.

Not particularly pretty or ugly, just an average appearance. Her skin is darker compared to Korean women, but her figure below the neck is very attractive.

“You’re not going to work today?”

“Huh?”

“Your business. Today, no?”

“Oh. Ohay. Today holiday.”

We understood each other perfectly and communicated in broken English.

There was nothing more to say here.

If you speak English well, you could continue the conversation, but it always ends like this.

“Well then…”

“Yes. Ohay.”

I bowed and greeted her before returning to my room.

Ate ramen and wrote web novels.

Since I mainly write adult content, I study actresses’ sensual gestures while watching adult videos. I also think of episodes to apply to my writing by watching various programs.

When I write, it becomes stiff, but seeing the views skyrocket, it seems that readers are not bothered.

I was about to take a step back but hesitated.

Thump, thump.

The Thai woman next door is still noisy today. Speaking in Thai and thumping seem to be her routine.

The soundproofing here is so poor that even fart noises can be heard.

“It’s strange… It’ll take time to get used to.”

He moves his fingers around in the air.

Press the blue dot on the top left to bring up the status window.

It’s nice of them to provide it with a user-friendly interface, but I don’t feel anything at all.

They say if a woman gets pregnant through intercourse, a soldier comes out. Then that soldier must have superpowers to do something, right?

What can a newborn baby possibly do?

Or is there a possibility that an entirely different life form could be born?

“I don’t know.”

First, I need to have sex with a woman to accurately assess the abilities. Leaning back in the chair, he sighed deeply and fell into contemplation.

“Do I really have to pay to meet a woman?”

Suddenly, a good idea came to mind.

“Ah! A woman.”

Isn’t there a woman?

Right next to me is the Thai woman.

Somehow, I felt like I could do it with her. If she wants money, I can transfer it to her account.

I had to do something. I am a skilled individual.

I clenched my fist tightly and took a deep breath.

I stood up abruptly, opened the door, and walked out.

Then I knocked on the door of Room 201.

Tap, tap.

My heart felt like it was going to burst.

This is the first time in my life that I have made a firm decision.

The noisy commotion stopped, and I heard footsteps.

And the door opened, and the Thai woman came out.

“Oh! What… Why?”

“I want to talk. And you. Okay?”

“Talking? Ah. Okay. Come.”

Living next door, there was no sense of caution as I had expected. Following her invitation with a smile, I finally entered the house of a Thai woman.

“What’s that smell?”

It smelled like spices and seafood, indicating what she was cooking.

The layout was the same as my room. It was a messier room than I had thought. Seeing clothes scattered around, it seemed like she wasn’t much into tidying up.

“Okay. Drinking? Juice? Water?”

“Ah. Juice please.”

With a smiling face, she handed me a cup of orange juice to drink.

As we sat facing each other and drank juice, I discreetly observed her body.

Her chest was prominent.

Her hips were wide, and most of all, her thighs were firm. The situation itself started to feel awkward.

“Okay. What talking?”

“Ah. Um…”

I didn’t know how to convey in English.

I gained the ability, but I have to have sex to know.

If she wants money, I need to express my desire for a relationship as kindly as possible.

“You pretty girl. I always see you. I want sex.”

Even thinking about it made me feel like an idiot.

But what could I do? After much deliberation, this was the answer I came up with. Her eyes widened, and she soon burst out laughing.

“Okay. Okay. Handsome boy. No free sex.”

“Ah… Okay. How much?”

Is it really this easy?

She looks older than me but keeps calling me “oppa.” Nevertheless, it’s a success. Finally, we’re going to have sex.

“I don’t know.”

The Thai woman shrugged her shoulders, unsure herself.

“Two shots for 100,000 won. Ten. Okay?”

“No. Okay, give me more. Ten-three.”

That’s how we agreed to have the first sex twice for 130,000 won.