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    “It’s just plain white…?”

    [ ? ] [ Are they actually answering this ] [ What ] [ Is there something on the white underwear? Urgent ] [ Wow, the level of these comments, seriously ] [ Keep it civil ] [ Knows their stuff about white ㅇㅈ White is the best ] [ Are they going to answer the three sizes too, by any chance? ] [ Could it be? Could it be? Could it be? ]

    Sooa retraced the situation during the ‘Jogeu Korea’ shoot. She measured this and that to wear a swimsuit. She was worried her memory might not be accurate….

    But still, thinking back carefully, she remembered.

    “The three sizes are 36, 24, 43? I think it was like that.”

    [ What ] [ At that level, it’s a living porno ] [ Is this RP? ] [ Seems like she’s talking about the avatar’s size? ] [ There’s no way her actual body is like that ] [ Miho-nim, don’t believe these guys; ] [ The avatar’s figure is amazing, though ]

    “No, it’s not the avatar. It’s my actual body.”

    Sooa said it without much thought, but the reaction was huge.

    [ ??? ] [ Really???? ] [ Is that true???? ] [ Then she’s basically a model? ] [ Even most models don’t have those measurements ] [ I won’t believe it until I see it ] [ Miho’s already starting to lie ] [ The bot has detected inappropriate language. ]

    “It’s true. I’ve gotten quite a lot of compliments on my butt.”

    [ Holy crap, butt ] [ What’s this butt reveal ] [ From a guy??? No way, right? ] [ Please say no ] [ Ah, it feels like my twig is going to break ] [ A guy? Are you saying a guy??? ] [ You got compliments from a guy??? ]

    Sooa was startled at this part.

    These people are really sensitive about guy issues.

    But there was nothing to worry about. It wasn’t something to brag about, but Sooa hadn’t had any experience with men yet. Not even a romantic relationship, let alone a flirtatious one. Sadly….

    “…What guy? It was Sicarin who did it.”

    [ Kya ] [ Kya ] [ Pya ] [ Da Karin ] [ As expected, Sicarin observes men’s butts ] [ Sicarin acknowledged the butt ㄷㄷㄷ ]

    “Ah, hold on a moment.”

    Sooa got up from her chair for a moment.

    Maybe because the extreme tension had been released, but her whole body ached now. She needed to stretch.

    “…Ugh, ouch.”

    Then the chat was filled with letters that didn’t seem like letters. Wow, oh, woah, most of them were single letters that seemed like exclamations, but they were words that Sooa had a hard time understanding, so she let them pass.

    …Well, it doesn’t seem like it’s a bad nuance.

    【ㅇㅇ has donated 3000 won.】 【Innocent and with a great body, our youngest…. Excuse me, but it’s grown quite nicely…. This is troubling….】

    [ What, I didn’t donate ] [ What is it, my thoughts are being written as donations ] [ I’m in pain…. ] [ Ah, but it has gotten a bit bigger, fr ㄹㅇ ]

    Sooa tilted her head. “What’s gotten bigger?”

    [ No no no no no ] [ Whoa ] [ Aaaah ] [ Huff huff huff ] [ Run away! ] [ Ab-so-lutely do not tell her ] [ It’s nothing~ ]

    “If you don’t tell me exactly, I won’t know. It’s an embarrassing story, but I get told I’m oblivious a lot.”

    [ It’s nothing ] [ It’s a secret ] [ No, no, no, you don’t need to know ] [ The youngest shouldn’t know ] [ Only adults can know ] [ Shhh…. ]

    “I’m an adult too.”

    Sooa felt strangely resentful at that reaction.

    “…Didn’t you say we should be honest with each other? I told you everything as it is, but this is a bit too much.”

    [ What is up with the youngest’s sexual appeal ] [ Is she a virgin? ] [ You really don’t know this? ] [ Is she a virgin? Is she a virgin? Is she a virgin? ] [ How many times has Miho been with a guy? ] [ Is she really asking because she doesn’t know? ] [ What, even I’m getting confused ]

    But Sooa was already sulking. Sooa sulking. Peep, the sound spread to the viewers through the microphone.

    “…Until you tell me, I won’t tell you anything either.”

    [ Kya ] [ Wow ] [ㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑㅗㅜㅑ] [ This girl is a compliment copying machine ] [ I keep getting bigger…. ] [ What’s with that pouting voice ] [ Wow, I really want to mess with her, damn it ] [ Give us more of that sulking voice ] [ The *gumiho* pouts too, lol ] [ She’s definitely alluring, but a bit different, lol ]

    【ㅇㅇ has donated 2000 won.】 【I watch 33 VTubers, and this is the first time I’ve seen such a moron. If it’s a concept, it’s too much, and if it’s reality, it’s pitiful.】

    [ Leave ] [ Get lost ] [ Then get lost ] [ Get out of here, you fool ] [ Then don’t watch ] [ Get out of here, you idiot ] [ Watch another broadcast, then ]

    “I’m just being sincere, and it’s not a moron concept. In the first place, Soo Miho means an outstanding *gumiho*. I’m trying really hard to be smart….”

    [ ??? ] [ Is that what trying to be smart looks like? ] [ Youngest…. ] [ Hmm…. Is that what smart is…. ] [ Eh, that’s not it ]

    The moment Sooa unknowingly got worked up.

    【ㅇㅇ has donated 30000 won.】 【Enough. Quickly do the ‘NeoLive Initiation Ceremony’】

    [ That’s right ] [ She’s the youngest in NeoLive, so she has to do the initiation ceremony ] [ ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ ] [ I’d completely forgotten ] [ Let’s go right away ㄱㄱㄱㄱ ] [ It’ll be the most embarrassing yet ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ] [ Let’s see if she’s smart or not ]

    “Why? What’s the NeoLive initiation ceremony?”

    [ IQ test ] [ It’s an IQ test ] [ I’ll tell you. NeoLive is a place where animal VTubers gather, so there’s a culture of doing an IQ test as an initiation ceremony. It’s a procedure to prove that the brain isn’t animal intelligence even if the exterior is like this. By the way, the top is Dorafin, and she’s super high, probably because she’s a dolphin. ] [ Ah, shit ] [ Are you using the chat room by yourself? ] [ Get out of here, you damn fool ] [ Aish, a long wall of text ]

    Still, Sooa understood thanks to the long chat.

    So they do an initiation ceremony like that because it’s a place where animal concept VTubers gather. At the same time, a strange competitive spirit arose. It wouldn’t be bad to take first place, as if to show off.

    …NeoLive demanded the most dim-witted appearance possible, but Sooa had long forgotten about things like that.

    Okay, it’s starting right away. Sooa challenge!

    “Um.”

    But she faced a hurdle from the start.

    [ Enter nickname. ]

    In fact, Sooa didn’t think this was particularly a hurdle. It’s just that you enter ‘Soo Miho’ and it’s over. So she was going to do just that and start, but….

    [ The youngest is sizing things up ㅇㅇㅇ ] [ I wonder what name she’ll enter ] [ Surely she’ll do something really unique and fun ] [ Surely she won’t just use ‘Soo Miho’ ]

    The problem was the atmosphere.

    When Sooa entered ‘Soo Miho’.

    [ Ah ] [ So boring ] [ Really clueless ] [ What is this ] [ It’s no fun if it’s like this ] [ The youngest is already making broadcasting comfortable ] [ Youngest, is this right? ]

    The viewers turned their backs as if they had never praised her.

    Of course, this itself is a *tikitaka* and WWE between viewers and VTubers. In other words, it’s a light joke, but Sooa didn’t know. She was trembling, thinking they were really changing.

    ‘What is it? Is this something I shouldn’t do?’

    Sooa carefully parted her lips.

    “I’m not really good at making people laugh….”

    [ Dorafin used a nickname that came out from slamming the keyboard ] [ Sicarin slammed the keyboard with her head ] [ ㅇㅇ That’s right, Sicarin was funny ] [ Sicarin ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ ]

    “…With her head on the keyboard? Why?”

    [ Deer ] [ She’s a deer ] [ She said she’d make a nickname with deer antlers and slammed it ] [ The youngest doesn’t even know about her *sunbae*’s achievements ] [ Hah, Sicarin back in those days was really something ]

    Sooa newly realized. Sicarin didn’t just make money comfortably either. She lived diligently….

    【ㅇㅇ has donated 100000 won.】 【Miho, let’s go with pressing with the tail ㄱㄱ】

    [ Wow, haejang-nim ] [ Wow, that’s so much ] [ Pressing with the tail ㅋㅋㅋㅋ ] [ Nickname from pressing with the butt ㄱㄱ ] [ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Everyone’s collectively gone crazy ] [ You crazy guys, what are you making the youngest do ㅋㅋ ] [ Sicarin acknowledged the butt ㄱㄱ ] [ The butt is amazing, let’s prove it ㄱㄱ ]

    After that, Sooa was silent.

    Perhaps because the silence was quite long.

    On the contrary, the viewers started to feel uneasy.

    [ Ah, shit, Miho ran away because of you guys ] [ Isn’t this a rage quit pattern ] [ In the end, you made a VTuber cry…. ] [ You should have kept it appropriate ] [ No, but she seems too innocent ] [ Don’t they usually do WWE? ] [ Save the youngest, you crazy guys ]

    But.

    It was then.

    Rustle…. Rustle….

    The sound of the keyboard being rubbed and pressed by something, and the IQ test window closed. But it wasn’t closed by pressing it with the mouse cursor.

    [ ? ] [ ????? ] [ ㅇ????? ] [ What is it ] [ Is she really doing it? ] [ Is that what I’m thinking? ] [ ???? ]

    Rustle…. Rustle….

    The keyboard seemed to be pressed by something huge. All sorts of windows popping up on the monitor were the evidence.

    “Ah, it’s difficult. The keyboard is smaller than I thought….”

    Rustle…. Rustle…. “Ah, hold on? I think it’s working if I do it really gently.”

    Rustle…. Rustle….

    It was strange.

    [ Oh ] [ Oh…. ] [ Wow ] [ Wow ] [ Whoa ] [ Huh ] [ Wow…. ]

    The chat was getting slower and slower.

    [ 71,000 viewers ]

    On the contrary, the number of viewers increased. Already 70,000.

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