episode_0058

While exploring the ‘Spirit Corridor’ for Rinne, a map that I personally called ‘Ero Trap Dungeon’.

As it happened, I made a mistake and the party atmosphere took a turn for the worse.

And I…

———I came up with a solution that suited the purpose of the dungeon in many ways, and immediately took action.

‘Then shouldn’t I just show my chest to everyone? If you choose the wrong last option, there will be an explosion event, so let’s naturally go with that.’

If I just took off my clothes and showed them, no matter how much I did, I would be treated as a pervert, so it was a plan to show it secretly along with the dungeon’s events.

For him, I entered the last trap of the dungeon, the ‘room you can’t leave without ○○’, alone.

-Sneak, look around.

‘This is the exit, right? Then, where… .’

“Huh~♡”

After that, I started stepping on the trap options with all my might.

[Provokes the dungeon owner.]

Options that existed in the game along with ‘give up entry’ and ‘let the man and woman you want to join enter’.

It was the worst option, provoking the ‘existence’ lurking at the end and inflaming his anger.

Moreover, what exists at the end of the options is…

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The ending where the unit that was provoking gets hit by an explosion spell.

But I continued my provocation even though I knew the explosive magic would come.

“An outcast from the spirit world who lives alone in this dark and smelly place♡ A voyeur who sets up dark traps♡ A pervert♡ A lecher♡”

‘… I’m just reciting the lines straight from the game, but it’s really cringy.’

Since the dungeon owner appropriately adjusts the power of the explosion to suit the unit, health is only reduced by 50% of maximum health.

In addition, didn’t I have ‘Erenion’s Protection +++’, an invincible weapon that reduces all types of damage to 0 three times a day?

Even if I got caught in the explosion, it was clear that I would be safe with only a few torn clothes, so there was no reason to hesitate.

Soon, I achieved my goal.

“Sloppy♡ Because I’m a hikikomori, I only use it at home♡ It’s a non-contact point with no external contact points———.”

-Eeeek!!! You are being too harsh!!! I will scold you!!!

-Kaahah Ah !!!!!!

“Hiyaya!!!?”

As I was trying to endure the unfamiliarity, I heard a buzzing voice and my eyes turned pure white.

It took me quite a while to realize that this was an explosion spell and that I was caught up in it.

This was because my body was thrown away with a loud noise that felt like it shook my brain.

-Pow!! … Tiring!

[The damage suffered is transferred to the World Tree, Yggdrasil. The daily damage nullification effect of ‘Erenion’s Protection +++’ remains 2/3.]

-Blink, blink.

‘Wow, wow…’ I was really surprised… … .’

In a stone chamber with a cloud of stone dust in the aftermath of an explosion.

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I, who had risen all the way to the ceiling, flopped down to the floor and blinked.

It’s so vivid that it’s unbelievable that it’s a game. An explosion so massive that it could easily become a trauma.

Fortunately, there was no damage as expected…

Even before the damage, it was a really, really scary experience.

… So much so that I decided to stop acting like it was a game from now on.

‘Next time, you should never do something like this again. hmm.’

“Angel… Wow.”

“Hero—— Ah, huh? Wow.”

“… … Oh my god.”

“Wow, ah… .”

I was left alone like that for a while to gather my thoughts.

When I came to my senses, there were four women standing in front of me.

I looked down at my top, which had become tattered from the explosion. Everyone with bright red faces.

… In any case, it seems like the goal of ‘reconciling the group’ has been achieved. hmm. There is something rewarding about almost losing a child.

“I made a mistake, hehe.”

“… … … .”

-gulp.

‘Isn’t this too mild?’

… I may have achieved my goal too much, but there was a side effect of all the party members who were on the verge of fighting each other being stunned, but whatever.

After taking a deep breath for a moment to control my pounding heart.

I slowly got up and pointed behind me.

“Hey, the boss room has opened. Shall we go?”

-Swipe.

Behind me, the last room of the dungeon, with its red flames blooming softly, was waiting for us with its mouth open.

The exit from the stone room had been opened due to the explosion earlier.

And, the party who saw the mysterious scene inside———

“———!!!!! Yo, yo, warrior!!! I can see everything in front of me!!!”

“Boo, pink, color… … !!!!”

“… … ah. Hehe.”

‘I guess my clothes were disheveled when I woke up and I could see more here and there.’

… Instead of heading inside, the group was busy pointing at me.

The ridiculous point is that everyone pretends to cover their eyes and looks at them secretly.

‘Well, it’s just the upper body, but it’s okay.’

“I’m going to change in a moment, so could you turn your back and wait?”

-Sarak, Sarak.

“… … Be patient, everyone. Be patient.”

“How did you endure this, really… ?”

-Finch.

In the end, it wasn’t until I changed my clothes again that we entered the last room.

The faces of the four of us, excluding me, were as red as the sun.

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Thanks to my trick, the warrior party, which was extremely tough, came together as one as if they had never fought before.

After changing our clothes, we all scolded each other, saying, ‘Why didn’t you tell us it was dangerous?’ Anyone could tell that we were good colleagues.

anyway. He somehow covered up the explosion by saying, ‘I just believed in the blessings of the World Tree and the Lord.’

We took our steps again.

“Lucia, what? Garbage?”

“… … Sorry.”

“Rinne? You didn’t even think about closing your eyes… ?”

“Sin, Song… … .”

“Keuhum. Anyway, let’s protect the hero well so that something like this doesn’t happen again in the future. Got it?”

“Ma, that’s right! It may be difficult for you to forget what you just saw… … .”

‘Wow, everyone gets along well.’

At the end of the dungeon, while I was walking through the cave, four people gathered next to me and whispered something to each other.

Even Rinne, who joined today, was filled with joy at the sight of him naturally fitting in among them.

The four of us who were on the verge of fighting over something that hurt each other’s chest can get along so well.

… If the four of you fight in the future, I guess I’ll have to show you a little bit.

-Grin.

“… Savior, what about that laugh just now? I felt a great sense of ominousness… .”

“Just, I’m glad everyone seems to get along well. Hehehe.”

‘Still, don’t fight, let’s just get along as well as we can.’

I was looking at that and smiling like a grandmother feeding her grandchildren, but for some reason my companions were looking at me with shocked expressions.

As they passed it off with a suspicious smile, anxiety seeped into the four’s eyes.

“Wait a minute, hero. Could it be that you just did it on purpose——.”

-hug!!

-You guys, nice to meet you!!!

“… … !!!!? What, what!?”

———But, they didn’t have anything to say to me.

As we walked, we soon arrived at a huge cavity, and a figure that seemed to have been waiting for us suddenly popped out.

The four people except me, who were expecting them to come out soon, were surprised and turned their attention to each other.

At the end of that gaze, a translucent and pure white spirit fluttered its body and laughed.

-I heard a rumor that humans die easily if you set traps like that, but you arrived without getting caught at all!! Great!!

“… It is the most powerful spirit I have ever seen in my life. It doesn’t feel evil, but everyone be careful.”

Although the name is a bit strange, it is a spirit that walks around us and speaks kindly to us.

But my companions all had stern expressions and gathered around me.

This was because the sense of intimidation felt from that spirit was so overwhelming.

‘but. Because this is the spirit world. ‘The guy who gets the terrain bonus is probably on the same level as Arthur who gets my buff?’

“A warrior. Just in case, don’t stay away from me and Arthur.”

He was so nervous that when he reached Elizabeth, he took out his shield and took a fighting stance.

… However, the tension was relieved by the spirit’s words that soon followed.

-But you!! There is a male human!!!

“… Me?”

-is it so!! No matter how much the spirit has covered it with spit, how can you say such harsh things to a good spirit like me? Non-contact point!!

Unlike when dealing with the four of them, the spirit bounced around in front of me and expressed cute anger.

Arthur, who was tense enough to take out his sword at any moment, expressed doubt.

“… ? Angel. What is a non-contact… ?”

“… … There is such a thing. Hmm.”

“Somehow, it feels like a word that really scratches a woman’s pride… .”

“… … .”

It was also inevitable that my eyes would lose their focus and wander in the air.

… No, how do I explain this?

After thinking about it for so long,

-Umm… I heard that a mean person like you needs education!!

-hug. Whirring.

“… … … ?”

Suddenly, a spirit started flying round and round above my head.

Elizabeth raises her shield accordingly. The rest of the comrades hardened their expressions again and got into a fighting stance.

Even Rinne stood next to me as if he would use his body to stop anything if something happened.

… But in the end, the preparation was useless.

-Umm… hmm! I guess this is enough!!

-Poooong!!!

The spirit that was admonishing suddenly expanded in size, and at the same time, hot heat filled the cavity.

We were so confused by the intense heat that we took a long step back.

No, I tried to back away.

After the flames die down. Until I saw Inyoung standing there.

‘Suddenly a battle situation!? This has never happened in a game… … hmm? what?!!!’

“Eh, Elizabeth… !!! Hey, look at that… !!!”

As I was bouncing around on Elizabeth’s side, I noticed something and quickly pointed my finger to attract attention.

The expressions of the companions, who used to look urgent, also changed completely.

Especially the Hohenstein duo.

Why did the two react more strongly? Needless to say.

-Stop.

“Uh, oh my… !!!!?”

“Your Majesty the King!!!!?”

‘Why does the king suddenly appear!!?’

Because, there is the Queen of Hohenstein with flames wrapped around her body. Because Artemisia was standing there.

The queen of the negligee I wore on my first night in this world.

After fiddling with her clothes for a moment, she soon turned her gaze towards us.

“… Hmm. In your memories, is this person the best and most amazing person?”

“… … !!!!? Well, that way of speaking, it could not be you… ?”

‘anthropomorphism!? There was nothing like that in the game… … ?’

He raises his eyebrows closely at me and has a characteristic way of speaking that is a mix of honorifics and informal titles.

Thanks to that, it wasn’t difficult to figure out the identity of that being…

This also had no meaning.

She fixed her gaze firmly on me and soon began to walk towards me.

-Jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump.

“Are you going to kneel there? Try something like this. I’ll let you know that you shouldn’t do that to the spirits.”

‘Gu, the king doesn’t talk with that kind of expression!!!!’