episode_0011

Stir-fried pork. Along with pork cutlet and soup, it is a representative lunch menu for Korean men.

However, making pork was not easy even in the royal kitchen, which was filled with all kinds of delicacies.

No matter how much it is a manga game, the basis of its world view is medieval Germany. This was because soy sauce, which would provide the salty taste of pork, could not exist in this Western-style kitchen.

But who am I? Aren’t you a true cooking fanatic who has subscribed to hundreds of YouTube cooking channels, both East and West?

I somehow found a way to move my eyebrows and complete a decent jeyuk ssambap set meal.

The system must have recognized my hard work and judged it a huge success.

“I wonder what to eat… There are too many.”

-Glance.

‘… Strangely, you keep casting glances at me. Are you that bothered by short sleeves and shorts?’

The princess asked me hesitantly in front of the plentiful table prepared with my incredible cooking skills. No, Elizabeth.

From earlier, he was staring at my body so blatantly that I could clearly sense that he was unfamiliar with my clothes.

In other words, it was just as I thought.

‘Hehe. Same goes for chopsticks. ‘Everything goes as planned.’

From being called by my first name rather than my status as a princess, to my casual attire of shorts, to unfamiliar chopsticks.

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These were all my tactics to unlock the quest gimmick called ‘Obsessed with Etiquette’.

By wearing comfortable clothes and using a title, he appeals to me that it is okay for me not to follow the rules of etiquette, and confirms it once more by giving me chopsticks, which have no rules of etiquette in the first place.

Even this wasn’t the end of what I had prepared.

“First, wash your hands. Is there a basin there?”

“… … ?”

What I pointed to was the water for hand washing that I had prepared in advance.

As Elizabeth washed her hands with a nervous look on her face, she pointed to the basket containing the freshly grown lettuce vegetables.

What was in there was romaine lettuce. It was soaked in ice water beforehand to preserve its crunchiness.

“Now place it on your palm.”

“… … … ? Why?”

“This is that kind of food. A food where you put vegetables and other things you want to eat in the palm of your hand and eat them wrapped around them.”

“… … … … ?!!”

Elizabeth, who heard the identity of Jeyuk ‘Ssambap’, raised her eyes in surprise.

Well, this kind of food must be quite unfamiliar to her who even eats cut-up hotdogs.

In fact, perhaps in an unthinkable way, she, who had been just glancing at her chest, looked into my eyes for the first time.

“Eating food with your hands, such an ignorant person… .”

‘Hi. ‘You sound like you’re getting slapped by Indians.’

“Don’t worry about culture or etiquette. We’ve been here together for four days, right?”

“… … … Ugh, uh.”

But when I smiled softly, my head, which had been raised high, hung down like boiled bean sprouts.

Elizabeth’s ears turned bright red and she just kept repeating ‘Ugh’.

But she never thought of picking up the ssam vegetables.

… I can’t help it. Should I cover your first bite?

“If you’re having a hard time, I’ll show you an example.”

-chuck.

“… … A warrior?”

On behalf of the Ssam newbie, I placed some romaine lettuce on my clean hands.

It’s crunchier and slightly sweeter than lettuce, so I always liked it.

Afterwards, I put the fillings on top with chopsticks without hesitation.

Chopsticks with large pieces of stir-fried pork, the main character. One sweet and sour pickled onion.

Pieces of garlic are… I put it on hold for now and instead enjoyed some lightly seasoned, sweet spinach pancakes.

It’s okay to say it’s a substitute for ssamjang, but it ends with adding roasted garlic paste seasoned with crushed well-roasted garlic and seasoned with red pepper powder and sugar.

‘There’s a lot more I want to add, but… ‘Will I be satisfied with this this time?’

– Crunchy.

Once the contents were just bite-sized, I wrapped the romaine lettuce into a bundle.

Then my special ssam was completed.

I just handed it to her.

“Now, Elizabeth. Ah~.”

“… … … !!!!!? You mean, take it yourself?!”

“Of course. Now, ah~.”

When I opened my mouth and brought the ssam in front of my mouth as if to eat it quickly, Elizabeth looked at me and the ssam in confusion.

But in the end, she opened her mouth pretending not to be able to resist my soft eye smile.

“Ah, ah… .”

-Sook. Molkan.

“… … … … .”

Afterwards, I slowly put the wrap between her slightly opened lips.

… A finger brushed against my lips and I was embarrassed for a moment, but this time, it was a secret that I was able to endure my embarrassment by just shaking my shoulder.

I could barely resist the prospect of making a pitiful act just by touching her lips, and watched Elizabeth purse her lips with a half-embarrassed, half-embarrassed face.

After that, her eyes opened wide.

“… … … !!!!!”

– Crunchy, crunchy.

‘Hehe, it looks delicious as expected. I was a little uneasy because the spice was a little strong, but I’m glad I did.’

At that reaction, a confident smile appeared on my face.

Instead of soy sauce, fish sauce called ‘Garum’ is used to fill the umami flavor, and the slightly spicy flavor that comes from it is stir-fried well to cover up the spicy pork.

Even when I ate it, I thought, ‘This was a pretty good reproduction,’ and in fact, the system recognized that this was clearly stir-fried pork.

Sweet spinach that has been very lightly boiled and lightly seasoned. Pickled onions that will give you a new stimulus every time you chew. The flavor of roasted garlic will fill your stomach with sweetness.

and. Crunchy romaine lettuce that brings it all together.

My ssam, which I tried to make so that even foreigners could eat it without any burden, made even the anorexic who had vomited out the pork cutlet earlier clenched his mouth like a hamster.

-Mumble, gulp.

“… … Phew. This is awesome. It was the most delicious thing I’ve ever had in my life.”

‘You look like a heavenly woman, but you have the taste of a real man, girl.’

After chewing and swallowing the ssam, she sighed and praised my dish.

I smiled brightly… …

———He pointed again to the pile of romaine lettuce.

“Then, does Elizabeth want to cum this time?”

“… Ugh, yes.”

I was reluctant to wrap the ssam with my hands before eating it, but I think I changed my mind after learning about the taste of the ssam.

Elizabeth awkwardly picked up the romaine lettuce and clenched her chopsticks with her other hand.

As expected, it looked as if a great burden had been placed on etiquette.

However, her hand heading towards the food plates stopped.

“… … There are so many that I don’t know what to put in.”

“Focus on the meat in the middle and add what you want to eat.”

“Uh, um… What I want to eat… … ?”

Even though I told him to put in what he wanted to eat, he looked very confused.

… right. He was the one with no favorite dish. I was wrong.

“If you don’t have anything you want to eat, would you like to just eat whatever you like? Everything goes well with Ssam, so no matter what you put in it, you won’t fail.”

“… … First, I’ll give it a try.”

In fact, there is zero chance that it won’t taste good no matter what you put in it, so I suggested that you use your chopsticks freely.

Then Elizabeth moved her hands with a more relaxed expression.

The clumsy use of chopsticks slowly but surely filled the ssam.

What went on top of the romaine lettuce was pork and pickled onions. I didn’t add spinach because I didn’t like it, but I used my chopsticks twice to get plenty of garlic spread.

I fished out the turnips from the dongchimi made from turnips and painstakingly picked up the sliced garlic that I had prepared on one side.

To finish, I prepared some sauerkraut just in case… until… … ?

‘I feel uneasy about that.’

“Is this enough?”

German-style pickled cabbage, sauerkraut, is added to the ssam.

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As a Korean, this composition makes me feel slightly uneasy.

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I wrapped it carefully and smiled at Elizabeth who asked how I was feeling.

‘If I say it may not taste good, it will hurt me, so let me eat that.’

“Would you like to check how well you packed? Please feed me. Aang~.”

“… … … !!!!!?”

To break the remaining formality, I opened my mouth and said I would try it myself.

By leaning forward as if to kiss her, she easily cummed in my mouth…

“Uh, uh… … .”

“… … ?”

‘what. ‘Why don’t you give it to me?’

… I thought they were going to put ssam in it, but maybe they were surprised when they suddenly put their face forward.

Her cheeks, which had subsided for a while while eating the ssam, heated up again.

“Ah~.”

“… … … Phew. It’s harmful to the heart, really.”

-Sook.

I closed my eyes tightly, wondering if it was because our eyes had met, and then Elizabeth sighed and put a wrap in my mouth.

… It was an added bonus that I flinched to the point where it was noticeable when a finger brushed my lips.

‘Is it because it’s dirty? It was a bit unreasonable… .’

-Oops.

‘… … delicious!’

However, before I had time to react, I chewed a bite of ssam and raised my eyes at the unexpectedly sweet combination.

Spicy and salty pork. Sweet roasted garlic that is fluffy and has a texture just like mashed potatoes. On the contrary, sliced garlic that stings the inside of your mouth with a spicy taste.

Moreover, the slightly plump texture of the turnip contrasts with the crunchy texture of the sauerkraut. The sour taste of three crunchy pickled onions.

I thought there might have been a bit too much garlic, but surprisingly, they harmonized well and created a festival of taste and texture in my mouth.

Sauerkraut is surprisingly good when added to wraps. I learned something.

-Gulp, gulp.

“Ummmm~ Drink it~.”

-Tick tock.

Contrary to what I was worried about, the ssam tasted much better and I couldn’t help but nod.

I love gourmet food as much as I love cooking, and when I eat something unexpectedly delicious like this, I get a rush of dopamine.

Elizabeth, you might be surprisingly talented in this… …

-Stop.

‘… … ah. concept.’

However, as I was enjoying the lingering taste of gourmet food alone, nodding my head left and right, I felt a staring gaze coming from somewhere.

… My face turned bright red.

As a hikikomori, I often act like this when I’m alone. I showed it in front of the princess.

“… … Hmm. Elizabeth, this is awesome. It was tastier than the one I gave you?”

When I raised my head awkwardly, I came face to face with people looking at me with unexpected eyes.

Then the embarrassment got a little stronger.

… It won’t work. Let’s put an iron plate on his face.

“Then shall we cum one more time? Elizabeth is more talented at gourmet food than I am, so she will definitely make delicious ssam this time too.”

“… … Ugh, yes.”

When I suggested that she pretend that nothing had happened earlier and just make the next ssam, she nodded more slowly than me with a blank look on her face.

As the slightly familiar chopsticks danced, a third ssam was made in an instant.

“Well, over there. Would you like to eat one more time? ?”

“Hehe. I definitely want to eat it again… That’s later. If Elizabeth succeeds in her second bite, we will wrap each other up and eat afterwards.”

“… … … !!!!!”

She stretched out her hand as if she was having fun feeding me some ssam, but suddenly stopped when she told me to eat it first.

… Well, I just vomited after eating my second bite. You must be afraid to eat it again.

But I looked at Elizabeth with infinite trust.

“I’ll guarantee it. Elizabeth’s ssam was tastier than mine. So you will definitely be able to eat two bites.”

“… … … … .”

-Nod.

Elizabeth just nodded with a blank expression.

Afterwards, she picked up the wrap and slowly pushed it into her mouth.

This was the second meal that I had a panic attack as soon as I ate it, which I hadn’t been able to eat since I was suffering from anorexia.

and,

– Crunchy.

“… … … … … !!!!!”

Her eyes widened.