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‘Dungeon Princess’ had one unique element that was different from other JRPGs.

This is the ‘Shinsu’ system for the warrior party that provides minor assistance in battles, farming, etc.

In fact, the divine beast that appears randomly when creating a party had quite a significant impact on the game play.

When a suspicious furry character appears, you can hire him as a 6th party member, or when a flying mount appears, you can move around the world map without restrictions, etc.

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The strategy of the game is often reversed depending on the chosen divine beast.

And today, we are holding such an important Shinsu Advent Ceremony.

It was natural that I cooked a buff dish in the morning that increased my luck level.

but…

———I guess I had pushed my luck too far.

-Elizabeth von Hohenstein Princess and warrior eat it!!

“Come on, let’s go.”

-Kkook. Mulkyung.

“Hmm… .”

The princess next to me. Elizabeth.

Because she was holding onto my waist so tightly, I couldn’t run away and had no choice but to be escorted by her to the throne room.

And, because of the height difference, the soft touch that keeps touching my shoulder. Soft warmth.

… This is too much luck for Lee Si-hyeon, who had never held a woman’s hand until she was 24 years old.

I ended up going into a state of panic.

-Jump, jerk.

‘A cup of pear juice, ginkgo nuts and chestnuts…’ … .’

In order to somehow suppress the natural menstrual phenomenon of men, I desperately memorize the recipe for braised beef ribs.

My panic was relieved after the princess took me right in front of the king.

“Oh my god. It’s been a while.”

-Tuk. slap!!

‘D-We are finally liberated!!’

She greets the king and naturally puts her arm around my waist.

I quickly fell a few steps to the side.

… It’s a good thing that you have small breasts. If you were just a little bigger, you would have looked ugly in front of everyone, really.

“The hero, his face… Elizabeth. Why is the hero like that?”

“I guess it’s because my chest touches my shoulder.”

“Only that much? You didn’t touch him openly, but you touched him briefly during the escort service. Huh.”

Two mothers and daughters talking as if it was absurd to see such a day.

… No, am I weird? Such a pretty character hugged my waist and touched my chest. You might be embarrassed.

My mouth opened in frustration.

“… … It’s not like that.”

‘Actually, that’s true.’

I spoke half-role-playing and half-sincerely.

As if my sincerity was conveyed, both of their expressions softened.

-Whisper whisper.

“… How can you be so masculine? He is a man as pure as a painting.”

“I agree, oh my… .”

“Where. If you get better from anorexia, the devil falls, and the world becomes peaceful… How about making him your secretary?”

“… … !!!!? What are you saying, mama? For someone like me… .”

“I don’t say I don’t like it… Huh. Let’s talk about this again in private.”

‘What are you two whispering about… ?’

… It was a bit strange for them to just whisper together with a softened expression.

anyway. Because I ignored the voice of conscience for a moment, the topic naturally went somewhere else.

“Keuhum, khum. anyway. Thanks to the hero, the princess, who had been sick recently, regained her strength. Let everyone applaud.”

-Wow!!

Where had the humane smile he shown earlier gone? The King opened his mouth again with a solemn expression.

The subjects gathered in the throne room, several priests, and Arthur, who was secretly guarding us, responded and cheered enthusiastically.

-The angel is cute!!!

‘Arthur, I’ll show you K-spicy taste later, so prepare yourself.’

… In the meantime, it was an added bonus that Arthur, who was commanding angels, was annoying.

As I was thinking about how many peppers I should feed her, the applause naturally subsided.

The King opened his mouth again.

“And, this Divine Beast Advent Ceremony in which the princess participates for the first time in a long time… .”

An explanation of the Divine Water Advent Ceremony, which began naturally like water.

There was a lot of rhetoric, but to sum it up, it was this.

We all looked at the warrior party-only pet given by the Lord Himself and thought, ‘Oh, it’s amazing! An event that is praised as ‘a hero’s party!’

Although it was a bit unfamiliar to me, it was an event that was sure to provide some comfort to those who were tired of the hopeless war situation.

What is unusual is that, unlike before, not all of the warriors were appointed, but the revelation came.

“It’s a little early, but this is probably the Lord’s will. To welcome you happily. Our hope, the hero’s party’s divine power.”

-Wow!!!

However, the King ended his speech with tremendous charisma, as if dismissing people’s questions of ‘Why already?’ So perfect that applause erupted.

And, amidst the applause. The priest who summoned me slowly stepped forward.

“Then, let’s start the summoning.”

-Whirik.

Soon, the priest began to skillfully draw a summoning circle in the middle of the throne room.

“Is that where I came from? It’s as beautiful as a flower petal.”

“Keuhum. Hero, you talk a little bit.”

“Hmm? This is what I meant when I thought I might have been summoned like that. Was there a problem somewhere?”

“… No.”

As I was chatting with the princess in a low voice, a beautiful summoning circle was drawn on the floor.

Jeans with a subtle white color that makes you excited about how divine the upcoming entity will be.

and…

“The summoning spell construction has been completed, Your Majesty.”

“Everyone is waiting, so please summon me right away.”

“Yes.”

-Whaaah!!!

A dazzling white energy emanated from the priest’s body and began to dwell in Jin.

Then, a summoning circle glowed dazzlingly.

I had to cover my eyes from the excessive glare, which was exactly like the light I had seen before I was possessed.

‘and. Is the gacha directing too blinding? Was it like this in the game too?’

Even in games, effects sometimes pop like this whenever a bug occurs, and it happens here too. Mangem level.

I grumbled to myself like that, but…

-Suuu… .

-Roaring.

“… … What is that?”

“What is that.”

As the light began to fade, the surroundings began to become noisy.

I stopped playing mangame for what seemed like the first time in the season and quickly opened my eyes again.

and…

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‘Where, what kind of divine beast has come out…’ Eh?’

“What is that… ?”

As soon as I saw the scene in front of me, my eyes widened.

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no. It wasn’t just me.

The king, the princess who always had a perplexed expression on her face, and the priest who summoned the divine beast. Everyone who saw that was raising their eyes in astonishment.

And, in the middle of it all.

A divine beast summoned with enormous divine power, given by the main god himself…

———I cried.

-mum!

“… … … .”

-quiet.

The throne room was so quiet that it was difficult to even breathe.

I, too, was speechless and unable to do anything other than observe the divine beast.

Sitting somewhere below the summoning circle is a small puppy.

Just looking at how shiny and fluffy the fur was made me guess, ‘He must have been raised on a pretty high-quality feed.’

That alone could not express the specialness of this dog.

Because that thing is too, too square to be called a dog.

-mum! Stop!!

‘What is that, the crying sound is strange…’ .’

The hair is shaved so square that it looks like it came out of a famous block game.

The sight of the head, torso, and limbs all shaved into squares to an odd degree was enough to leave us all dumbfounded.

No, it’s cute. The eyes are bright and the fur is fluffy and white.

however… How come dogs are square? Has Nemo’s dream finally come true?

I was escaping from reality by saying something in my mind, but soon the dog and I locked eyes. I got hit.

-mum!!!

-It’s crying.

‘It’s coming this way!!?’

The puppy moves its tiny legs and jumps towards me as if it recognizes me.

The dog ran in front of me, cutting through the crowd like a miracle of Moses, and immediately started wagging its tail as if it was happy to see me.

-Stop, stop, stop!!!

‘oh my god. His tail is also square… … !!!’

“This is Shinsu… ?”

I had an earthquake in my pupils when I saw that even the tail was square. And the princess who, for the crime of being next to me, saw this cute monster right in front of her eyes.

I finally came to my senses from her muttering.

‘What kind of strange creature is this? ? ‘View!’

Thinking that I needed to find out what this guy was doing, I started by browsing the status window without any hesitation.

however,

-Tiring!

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Name: Square Dog

Species: Bichon Frize

Stats: Strength [1.00] Dexterity [1.00] Intelligence [1.00] Luck [8.76] Magic [1.00] Holy Power [9.99]

Skills Possessed: None

Object Description: A square puppy. Brings some luck to party members. I like delicious food a lot (important!)

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‘… … What on earth is Square Square Stop Me!!!!? How can you like something so delicious!!!!’

The explanation in the status window confused me even more.

No, even I, a dead person, have never seen anything like this. Moreover, the gourmet food that was childishly emphasized as ‘Important!’ was included in the description, no. What on earth are the gourmet dog settings?

However, despite my hesitant gaze, the puppy, Nemonemo Meommummi, just circled around me and waggled its tail as if asking me to take care of myself in the future.

… Is this really the hero party god? His divine power is enormous, he doesn’t have any healing skills, and he only eats delicious food. Just a square puppy with no special abilities?

‘Shinsu gacha failed… … !!!!!!!’

-mum!!!!!!

Mummumi just barks strangely, not knowing my or our speed.

I just lamented inwardly.

… … No, how could it be that the hero’s party’s new beast is Nemo Nemo Meommummi?