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by adminIt goes without saying that cooking skills must be a skill.
Cooking is responsible for one of the three major human needs, but the skill to handle this is not fraud? That doesn’t make sense.
Therefore, in any game, cooking skills must have OP-level performance commensurate with their importance.
——For me with that theory, this game was a real provocation.
A typical JRPG-style roguelike game. ‘Dungeon Princess’.
This game was not particularly popular worldwide to the point of being suspicious, nor was it a game with unnecessary detailed settings.
A game with a cliché story in which a party of heroes go on an adventure to subdue the demon lord.
But I had fun playing. The reactions of the party members eating the food were quite good.
… I thought it was a pretty good game until I checked the tooltip because I couldn’t beat the final boss no matter what I did.
“Cooking skill has zero skill value… ? No additional effects?”
-Paak.
‘Even if you make a perfect party with a chef, they keep losing. Was it like this?’
Because it was such a minor game, there wasn’t even an information post, so I realized the red truth only after I opened the game file myself after feeling doubtful about the extremely difficult level of difficulty.
Cooking skills in this game are just dummy. It was a skill for matching the assortment.
no wonder. If you choose the chef strategy, you won’t even be able to defeat the middle boss.
Out of resentment, I kept talking to myself.
‘I thought it was my skill, so I tried until it pooled… !!’
“Developer, this idiot. It must have looked like green onion pancakes that failed to turn over. cancer. Even if it’s a free game. Are you deceiving the users? And with cooking skills?”
-Muttering.
However, no matter how much I criticized the producer, my feelings did not calm down.
If it were a paid game, I would at least send a long complaint email, but since it is a free indie game without even contact information for the developer, I have no choice but to criticize it alone. How can I relieve my anger with this?
‘… I can’t help it. This is something I don’t usually do, but… If we want to save this stupid game.’
– Click.
In the end, I chose the trump card.
That’s it… …
Turning on a client tampering program with a very impressive cheese icon.
Since it was a single game anyway, I planned to tweak my cooking skills to suit my taste.
‘After making it a real scam, you have to break it and erase it just once. Ugh.’
-Tiring!
[Unauthorized modification may cause serious problems to users. Do you want to continue?]
‘… Did this phrase appear? ‘I don’t remember because it’s a program I don’t use very much.’
– Click.
I ignored the warning message and quickly pressed the OK button.
Perhaps because there were a lot of assets, the program ran with quite a bit of lag.
[Checking… Probability, confirmation. Access is permitted.]
‘probability? Are you talking about administrator rights? Hey, that’s not the point.’
Unlike other games that include cooking skills as dummy skills, the game codes are laid out quite clearly.
Thanks to the detailed comments, I easily found a bunch of code related to the skill.
… While other skills had detailed codes, the cooking skill code was vague and easy to find.
‘anyway. where… Rather than coding myself, wouldn’t it be better to scrape another skill code?’
-Drurk, drool.
And, I started turning my cooking skill into a morale skill.
“Hehe~.”
‘Top level buff skill? It’s common sense that cooking makes you stronger. cancer.’
– Click.
[Administrator checks permissions… check. It has been processed.]
‘Mythic level recovery skill? How important is it to take good care of your body with healthy food when you are not feeling well? ‘Let’s add this too.’
– Click.
[The sub-administrator checks permissions… check. It has been processed.]
I started scraping and pasting the part of the code that was responsible for the skill effect.
A message flashed in the debugger window, but I didn’t pay much attention to it. I had no intention of putting any effort into coding this shit game anyway.
After turning it on, if it works, just give it a try and delete it. If it doesn’t work, just delete it.
‘The combat skills… Hmm, I think this is crossing a line. Should I still put it in?’
– Click.
[Access is denied.]
‘I can’t copy and paste this? error… Hey, it’s annoying, so let’s skip this.’
After that, I started putting in skills like buying vegetables at the local market.
As a result, the code became extravagant, as if it represented my passion for cooking.
After taking a quick look at the code, I smiled happily and saved the file.
It was the birth of deceptive cooking skills that did not care about balance.
‘Should I check to see if everything worked out?’
– Click.
[…] A possessed body is being created. Please wait a moment.]
“Oh, lek.”
After that, I calmly restarted the game.
A game where I changed the code so that the cooking skill became deceptive to match.
—and,
[Created. Good luck.]
-Whaaaah!!!
“… … !!!!? What is this… Son… … .”
After some time passed and I couldn’t tell if it was lag or not.
Light suddenly erupted from the screen and I lost consciousness.
… The last thing I saw before I lost consciousness was
[Unauthorized modification may cause serious problems to users.]
It was a warning message that I had inadvertently overlooked earlier.
* * * * * *
———And then, after a while.
-Roaring.
“… … Ugh.”
I slowly opened my eyes, groaning as I felt my body exerting much less strength than usual.
And, after seeing the scene before my eyes, I opened my mouth in vain.
-The Lord said he would personally send down an apostle, so I wondered what kind of being would come down, but oh my god… .
– Minister, this is a good omen! This time, we will defeat the devil… .
-Isn’t it noble from the very beginning? Clearly the Lord has great power… .
“… … … ?”
‘Where here…’ No, what are those women’s outfits?’
Inside a building that looked like something out of a romantic fantasy webtoon, beautiful women in unusually revealing clothes were surrounding me and looking down at me.
It didn’t take long for me, 24-year-old Lee Si-hyeon, to realize that I had been possessed by the world of the game.
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