Chapter 51 – This Is Not A Succubus!!!

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About two hours after I messaged my best friend, he checked it and immediately replied. However, his response was quite different from what I expected.

<Hey, you fucker. What the hell did you do?>

<Huh?>

<Don’t “huh” me, be honest. You told your dad you got in trouble with me, right?>

<Yeah, that’s true. It was an unavoidable choice. If I hadn’t said anything, I would’ve been sent to the Room of Truth.>

<You idiot, there are things you should and shouldn’t say. You sold out a guy who’s already frustrated from not having sex?>

<I clarified it was a lie at the end;; What did Dad say?>

<He said he was sorry for misunderstanding. But his previous messages were really threatening. If we actually have sex and get in trouble later, am I totally fucked?>

<Why would I do it with you? I’m not gay, you fucker.>

<So, what kind of trouble did you get into this time? Is it serious?>

<Well? It seems like a big deal, but also like a small one. You’ll see when you get here.>

<How long will it take you?>

<It’s a bit far, so 30 minutes? Why, is it urgent?>

<Kind of urgent. A succubus is coming to visit. The Fox Deity said she’s between the lowest and low rank, and you know? I’m really pathetic. About 10 minutes left? Can you come any faster?>

<Even at top speed, it’ll take 22 minutes, you bitch.>

<Fuck, a gate won’t mean anything against a lustful spirit.>

<Just try to hold out somehow. I’ll come and solve it for you if you can hold on.>

Hearing his reassuring reply, I breathed a sigh of relief and spoke.

“If I can just hold out during the time gap, I can avoid being sexually exploited.”

– Perhaps. Unlike the physical types you’ve met so far, this is a mental type, so it might be easier to resist. You may be pathetic in other areas, but your mental strength is decent, isn’t it?

“No one knows how things will turn out. What makes perverts scary is that they find ways to exploit you even in disadvantageous situations. We can’t let our guard down.”

– True, even that black fox tried to violate you in a weakened state after having her life energy drained. I agree.

Unusually, the Fox Deity nodded and agreed with my words, and looking at her, I asked a question.

“Come to think of it, couldn’t you solve everything by possessing me like last time? If you scared her off, I wouldn’t need to call that bastard at all, right?”

– Unfortunately, in my current state, I can only use manifestation or divine possession once a day. Moreover, if I use either one, I can’t use the other.

“Meaning?”

– I just used manifestation a little while ago, so you can’t receive any more help from me today. You’ll have to hold out on your own.

“You fucking bitch!!!!!”

I’d said this many times, but this woman didn’t help my life at all. She created all sorts of problems, but never solved a single one herself.

It was the same this time. This was something that could have been resolved without inviting a succubus to my home, but after inviting her, she washed her hands of any fault. I really wanted to exercise spirit-binding, that fucking bitch! 

If I could just find a way, I’d either threaten her with it and have my way with her, or actually bind her spirit. I must do one of those two things.

Was I glaring at the Fox Deity with burning eyes while thinking this? Suddenly, black mist began seeping from the corner and started to engulf my house.

– She’s coming. Stay alert.

“I know that without you telling me.”

As I clutched the frying pan and guarded against the black mist, it quickly gathered and formed the shape of a girl. When the girl’s form was complete, a demon girl who anyone would call a “mesugaki” emerged from the mist with a grave expression.

This mesugaki looked like she would rush at me while degrading me with “loser♡” or “trash♡” at any moment. Contrary to expectations, this demon girl introduced herself while trembling.

“H-Hello, Great Transcendent! I’m Neila, a low-rank succubus working in the Nightmare Department of the demon realm! I’ve come to ask for forgiveness for what happened a little while ago!”

Her attitude was more respectful than any being I’d met so far, but I was shocked by something else and asked with a bewildered expression, pointing at the demon girl before me.

“…You’re a succubus?”

“Huh? Yes! I’m a low-rank succubus working in the Hell’s Nightmare Department… Is there a problem?”

The demon girl asked back with a terrified expression at my question, and I made a face like I’d lost my country.

Was there a problem? Of course! And a huge one a that! I grabbed my head and shouted at the demon girl with the skinny body in front of me.

“This is not what a succubus should look like!!!!!”

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If you ask what kind of species a succubus is, I could answer that they’re a species that seduces men, enjoys mutually satisfying stormy sex, and then steals their life energy.

Then the next question. What is needed to seduce men? The answer to that question would be ‘milk tanks big enough to make men feel secure’ and ‘a pregnancy-optimized pelvis that arouses them.’

Though considerably less appealing than fox kemomimi, succubi are still a species that many people like because of their sex-optimized bodies and lewdness. It’s because of these characteristics that one can say they’re “arousing,” but what if you remove the amazing advantage of a “sex-optimized body”?

Then, rather than a succubus, it’s just a bus. A bus that’s worse than an excellent public transportation natural gas bus. Yes, the mesugaki “bus” in front of me felt exactly like that.

Fuck, this thing was a succubus? I absolutely cannot accept it! I grabbed the back of my neck, which was getting increasingly stiff, and spoke irritably to the “bus” in front of me.

“Hey, let me ask you one thing.”

“Y-Yes!!!”

“You say you’re a succubus? Why do you have such a body? Do you think you can seduce people with such a skinny body?”

Modest breasts that could rightfully be called flat cliffs. And a straight, plank-like body that’s embarrassing to even say has hips. Could anyone be aroused by such a childlike body? I thought and asked, but the answer was far beyond my expectations.

“I-I have pretty good performance, you know?”

“What?”

“Good performance! Much better than most other succubi….”

…What did I just hear? This “bus” with an unarousing body claimed to have much better performance than other succubi? Feeling dizzy, I held my head, and the “bus” continued speaking with bewilderment.

“Um… Actually, at first, I worked with a voluptuous body, but everyone I met would say ‘you’re spoiled’ or that I smelled like a chicken coop. Though I didn’t like it, I eventually changed to this body….”

“And after changing, your performance improved?”

“…Yes.”

“Fuck! Those lolicon bastards!”

I took a headache pill from the medicine cabinet to suppress my headache and slowly approached the “bus.”

“Change it now.”

“What?”

“I said change it now, to a voluptuous body.”

“B-But… then I’d have to work with the same body for a month.”

“Isn’t being able to work more important than getting results?”

When I picked up the frying pan from the floor, she backed away slowly in terror, and I followed her with big strides. The succubus kept backing away until she was finally cornered, and as the saying “a cornered rat will bite a cat” wasn’t wrong, she suddenly changed her attitude and made me a proposal.

“Wait a minute. If I change my body and don’t get results, will you take responsibility?”

“Why should I take responsibility for that? Are you going to blame others because your lack of charm couldn’t seduce them?”

“If you can’t take responsibility, I won’t change! Performance is more important than life!”

After finishing her words, the “bus” suddenly widened her eyes and lunged at me. Surprised by her sudden attack, I was overpowered and pinned down. And….

“Oh? Transcendent, you’re weaker than I thought?”

The “bus” who flattened me finally realized I was pathetic, licking her lips and slowly beginning to subdue me. Fuck, to be caught at the last moment. I got too angry at the unbelievable combination of a mesugaki succubus, I should have pressured her more slowly.

“Today… today is a true feast♡ To think I’d get to eat a Transcendent in my lifetime♡”

When the subduing was complete, the mesugaki “bus” licked her lips and approached me as if I looked so delicious, and I gave her a smile of satisfaction.

“Sorry, but the fun time ends here.”

“Huh?”

“Time’s up, you stupid lustful spirit.”

Soon, a cheerful alarm sounded from my phone saying 22 minutes had passed, and at the same time, the door opened, and a reliable bald man appeared, panting.

“Fuck, why are there so many bitches and bastards putting their spit on what’s mine these days?”

Who’s yours, bastard?!

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