Chapter 49 – The Shut-in Loner Outcast Fox and the Timid Succubus.

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While contemplating how to draw a more arousing fox kemomimi mama, I realized I had forgotten one important fact.

That I was drinking several bowls of wishful thinking without even proceeding with the contract first.

Thinking I had done something stupid, I quickly stopped drawing the rough sketch and began carefully reading the email from the advertiser again. When I finished reading the content, I froze in place.

“They want to entrust the anniversary broadcast to a small streamer like me? Is this person serious?”

How confusing.

No, this was something beyond confusion.

I thought it was just an advertisement, but to ask me to run such a big event?

Wasn’t a game’s first anniversary something important?

They said they’d made a lot of money, right? Shouldn’t they spend more money to scout other famous people to broadcast?

Why me of all people? I had no connection to the company nor the game.

While feeling bewildered, I suddenly had a good idea.

Come to think of it, wasn’t I already planning to guide those perverted pedos who like loli mamas onto the right path through advertising?

Then, if I use the power of ‘true mama’ in the larger-scale anniversary broadcast, couldn’t I guide more pedos onto the path of normal sexual desire?

“Normalizing the sexual desires of all pedos, that is the only salvation….”

Thinking I had obtained a good opportunity to turn perverts into people with normal sexual desires, I immediately began writing a reply.

<I’ll do it, I’ll definitely do it. Let’s proceed with the rest of the contract details via Discord or messaging.>

After sending the reply to the advertiser, I returned to the editor issue and began pondering.

How should I handle this?

Was there a way to contract without meeting?

The editor wanted to meet, but unfortunately, I couldn’t due to various factors.

My body had changed, but my personality as a shut-in loner with severe social anxiety remained, and although my body was to my taste, in the eyes of other ordinary people, I was no different from a monster.

“Let’s contact him first. Let’s make it clear from the beginning that we can’t meet. It can’t be helped, right? I hate going to a research lab more than death.”

After taking a deep breath, I called the phone number written in the email, and soon after the dial tone played briefly, the editor answered the phone.

[Yes, who is this?]

A charming voice that could captivate the opposite sex at once.

Ah, so it was a woman.

But for someone like me who had no resistance to strangers, that voice was no different from a source of fear rather than charm.

“Eek…!”

My mind started going blank.

What should I say? Should I introduce myself with a greeting? Or should I get straight to the contract details?

Thousands of thoughts swirled in my head, paralyzing my thinking, and eventually, I froze like a broken machine.

How foolish and socially awkward.

When I talked with friends or family, and when I continued banter with viewers during internet broadcasts, words flowed so eloquently.

Why couldn’t I maintain even ordinary conversation in daily life with other people?

I tried to speak slowly with courage, but the moment I opened my mouth, my mind went blank again, so I eventually sighed and prepared to hang up.

But then,

[I definitely heard the streamer’s voice, but why isn’t she saying anything?]

[…]

[No way, she’s too shy to speak…. A god or transcendent being who descended to enjoy pleasure couldn’t possibly be a shut-in loner?]

[…]

[Transcend… no, Streamer? Are you testing me right now? Right? Please, please tell me you’re testing me…!]

Finding it amusing how the editor, who spoke confidently at first, became pathetic and started whimpering, I chuckled and began speaking calmly.

“It’s not a test. And I’m sorry, I just had something to think about.”

[R-Right? You weren’t testing me?! I-I’m alive…. O divine demon, thank you so much for hearing the prayer of this lowly being….]

Despite the continuous flow of words that were hard to ignore, accompanied by a sigh of relief, I casually brushed it off, thinking she was deeply affected by chuunibyou syndrome.

And thanks to their pathetic behavior, my tension gradually eased, so I brought up the contract issue.

“By the way, you said you wanted to meet me for the contract, right?”

[Yes! I-I did say that…! But if you don’t want to, there’s no need to meet!]

“Would you do that for me? I’m sorry, but due to personal circumstances, I can’t go out anywhere.”

I relaxed, thinking it was easier than expected, but with the editor’s voice that followed, my mind froze again.

[Personal circumstances, I guess it’s because of your ‘identity’, right?]

As I remained silent, unable to say anything in response to the sharp question that flew in while I was off guard, the fox deity manifested and snatched my phone.

“What a frustrating and foolish being. When the other person approaches with humility first, you should think about pressing the advantage, why do you keep giving them opportunities?”

Seemingly quite angry, the fox deity spoke fiercely into the phone.

“Judging by the filthy magical power in your voice, you must be a succubus? If you want to meet that badly, I’ll allow it. I assume you wouldn’t dare ask us to come to you, so come yourself and bow that arrogant head of yours. Understood?”

[Y-Yes, I understand!!!]

“Hang up, you filthy succubus demon. Just hearing your voice makes my ears feel dirty.”

[I’m sorry!!!]

The editor hung up like a new recruit receiving punishment from a drill sergeant, and with this, the fox deity puffed up proudly and demanded praise from me.

“Did you see that? I resolved the matter at once! Cherish me! Praise me! Look up to me!”

…What resolution? She just made the situation bigger than it should be, and she was acting proud about it?

Really, so unhelpful.

I took out a new frying pan from under the bed and gave her a blow instead of praise.

“Shut up!!!”

CLANG!!!!!

—

At the very moment the fox deity and the cheonho fox were arguing, the succubus, in her hideout, trembled all over while staring at the shattered expensive phone in front of her.

“What should I do…? I think I’m really screwed this time….”

Crunch… crunch!

Nervously nibbling on her nails, the succubus carefully recalled what the transcendent being had said just moments ago.

[Hang up, you filthy succubus. Just hearing your voice makes my ears feel dirty.]

“…She definitely called me a filthy succubus, right? That means she’s a transcendent being who hates succubi. If I go there like this, won’t I just be torn to pieces?”

The succubus, imagining herself dying miserably under the merciless hands of the transcendent being, shook her head and thought:

‘No, they say you can survive even if you’re dragged into a fox’s den if you stay alert, and with proper measures, I can at least preserve my life.’

A good plan to capture the heart of that transcendent being.

After finishing her thoughts, the succubus roughly repaired her phone using magical power and contacted the demon she was closest to.

<Vampire unnie upstairs.>

“This unnie should know an excellent way to save my life?”

‘Although she’s a pathetic demon who was corrupted into obsession with yuri pure love by a goddess from the heavenly realm, she can be quite helpful in this desperate situation.’

The succubus took a deep breath to gather her courage and called the vampire.

Beep – Beep – Beep – Click!

After a brief dial tone, someone answers the phone.

[Hello?]

A voice too bright and high-pitched for a demon, yet contained a powerful divine force that felt like it could ‘purify’ just by hearing it.

The succubus, who had checked the receiver, froze her face and despaired.

One mountain after another. First a transcendent being, now a goddess?

‘O demon god, why do you inflict such trials on an ordinary succubus like me? Am I an abandoned child, is that what you’re saying?’

“Should I just commit suicide? Honestly, I think killing myself now would be the easiest.”

The succubus, who sighed deeply, asked the goddess in the brightest tone possible.

“Excuse me, but is this not Roxy unnie’s phone?”

[‘Unnie’ Roxy? Huhu… yes it is, but why do you ask?]

“I need Roxy unnie’s help. If it’s not too rude, could you put her on for a moment?”

[Hmm…]

The goddess fell silent as if contemplating something, and the succubus began to worry about her safety as she fidgeted.

‘Did I do something wrong? I don’t think I did anything wrong? I spoke politely! I spoke in a way that wouldn’t be offensive! Why are you doing this to me?!’

As the succubus was deeply engrossed in delusions, creating a ruination scenario, the goddess, seemingly having finished her deliberation, slowly opened her mouth and spoke.

[I’m sorry to say this, but Roxy is currently unconscious. I don’t think she can take the phone.]

“Oh, is that so? Then later….”

The succubus was about to hang up without hesitation, but the goddess cut her off.

[Judging by your voice, it seems quite urgent. Would it be alright if I help you instead of Roxy?]

“I’d rather not receive help from someone I don’t know.”

[It’s okay, don’t feel burdened and just tell me. How can I help you?]

“No, I’m telling you it’s fine without your help.”

At first, the succubus fiercely refused help while being wary of the goddess’s advances, but apparently afraid of death, she eventually asked the goddess for help.

“Then, please tell me how to capture a woman’s heart in the most effective way!!”

The goddess, who heard the succubus’s question, smiled lasciviously and literally told her the most effective method.

[Show your breasts in a way even an idiot would understand. Whether it’s a transcendent being or a god, if you keep showing your breasts, things will work out somehow.]

“…Will this really solve the problem?”

[Yes~ Of course!]

Because breast-showing is omnipotent.

Slurp.

The goddess on the phone quietly salivated.

NoBuenot