Chapter 38 – A Frightened Editor and a Clueless Streamer.

R​ea​d on K​a​tRead​i​ngCafe

Gods or transcendent beings belonging to good or neutral alignment can be compared to non-aggressive mobs in games.

If you don’t provoke them first, they’ll either show goodwill or simply pay no attention to you.

However, when you mistakenly provoke a non-aggressive mob, they can sometimes be more frightening than aggressive mobs.

The moment you wrongly disturb their mood, they become more terrifying than gods aligned with evil.

I’d seen several such cases.

The lycan brother who lived next door in my hometown secretly went up to the divine realm and tried to violate a divine beast, but instead became a female and got violated.

The vampire sister who lived upstairs tried to kidnap and imprison a shotacon angel but got caught by a goddess and was imprisoned instead.

From the most recent news I heard, she’d been corrupted by yuri and was living well, being lovey-dovey with the goddess daily.

The dragon uncle who lived downstairs poked a transcendent being of neutral alignment out of boredom, and now, he had to run away constantly to protect his backside.

A letter came yesterday saying he would probably be caught by tomorrow. It was a request for rescue, but I lightly ignored it because I might get fucked if I went wrong.

Neighbors who threw away their entire demon lives because they couldn’t resist a moment of desire.

I took those fools as a lesson and vowed never to even glance in the direction where gods or transcendent beings might be, but….

Was it a racial characteristic of demons to do stupid things when blinded by desire?

Why did I do such a stupid thing?

“…Is there no way to appease her anger? From what I heard from the vampire sister last time, once the good or neutral side gets angry, they’re not easily calmed down.”

The anger of transcendent beings aligned with evil was rather light and not scary.

After all, they were always angry anyway.

Angry because you ignored them once, angry because you nitpicked their words. And then angry again because they got hit a few times in the ensuing fight.

Since they get angry anytime and anywhere, the evil alignment wasn’t particularly scary, but the good or neutral alignment….

‘How dare a mere lycan try to violate a divine beast without knowing your place? Children, make this one female! And, ravish it until it realizes its femininity!’

‘Y-You crazy bastards! I’m a man! F-Fuck? My body?’

‘Silence! You are a female from now on! If I say you’re a female, then you’re a female! If you’re a female, you should obediently follow a male’s orders!’

‘Kihiing♡’

When they get angry, the madness that they’ve been suppressing also bursts out all at once, so the flames of their anger don’t easily die down.

The streamer I provoked would be the same.

Since she explicitly said she was uncomfortable at the end, she’d surely find me somehow and punish me.

“…Should I run away? No, even the dragon uncle ran and was cornered at the edge of the demon realm. The vampire sister was also bound tightly and imprisoned. If I run away, that woman might get angrier and do even more unspeakable things to me.”

Right, let’s reply first.

I decided to apologize as cleanly as possible and say I’d gladly accept any punishment.

A sincere apology might not be accepted by those aligned with evil, but it might give me a chance with beings of other alignments.

“How to write an apology… Seven easy ways to appease an angry person….”

I looked up various information on the internet to soothe her mood, and after collecting information, I sat in front of the computer.

Forcibly calming my trembling heart, I began to write an apology as I had learned.

Please, may this apology soothe her mood.

—

After knocking down my friend who had transitioned from a furry to a bestiality freak with a frying pan, I was finishing the remaining chicken when my sister came to visit.

Why were there so many visitors today?

Especially at a time when I was quite busy trying to hire an editor.

But I couldn’t complain to my sister who was more violent than an organized crime syndicate. Afraid that she might eat the remaining chicken leg, I held it in my hand as I greeted her.

“A noble person has come to such a humble place? What brings you here?”

“Before you speak, that chicken leg in your hand, is that the last one? Hand it over.”

“What the fuck, you just arrive and start talking about chicken legs? And how did you know that anyway?”

“How long have I known you? When you have something you don’t want to give, you always hold it. That chicken leg must be the last one, so you don’t want to give it, right? Hand it over nicely if you don’t want to die.”

Fucking bitch…!

Do you think I’ll give you the one remaining chicken leg if you talk like that?

…Of course, I had to give it to her. I still want to see more fox doujins.

So please take this and spare my life, Sis.

I reluctantly handed over the precious chicken leg, and she deliciously nibbled on it while entering the house.

Then, seeing my friend lying unconscious and the dented frying pan, she clicked her tongue.

“Why is that bastard Hyukjin lying there again? Looking at the bump on his head, he must have been hit hard. How hard did you hit him for the frying pan to be in that state?”

“I struck him with moderate full power. Otherwise, that bastard wouldn’t faint.”

“What on earth did he say?”

“While eating chicken, he questioned whether it would be sexy to fuck a chicken’s cloaca?”

After hearing the circumstances, my sister briefly looked at my friend with contemptuous eyes, then picked up the dented frying pan and struck his head.

CLANG!!!

“Urgh….”

My friend, who barely regained consciousness after another intense shock, looked around nervously, and as soon as he confirmed my sister was in front of him, he quickly lowered his eyes.

“Sis, you look prettier than usual today?”

“Are you saying I look like a pig?”

“N-No? That’s not what I meant….”

This furry bastard, when he says someone’s pretty, it usually means they looked like a beast.

It sounds like a compliment to someone who doesn’t know, but it’s an insult to someone who does, you moron.

As my friend stuttered and didn’t know what to do in his complete confusion, my sister sighed and ordered him to leave.

“Don’t ruin the mood for nothing and go home. I have something to talk about with this one.”

“But, Sis? I even bought garlic soy sauce chicken….”

“Yes, I’ll enjoy the chicken. So come back next time.”

At my sister’s firm attitude, he drooped his body and left the house.

After confirming he was gone, my sister took a can of beer from the refrigerator and sat across from me.

Then, opening the beer can without hesitation, she spoke:

“I told Dad and Mom your situation roughly. They said to bring you home in two days.”

“It’s a bit difficult to go outside with this body, so asking them to come here wouldn’t be too much, right?”

“Dad said: The person who did wrong should come, not the person who didn’t do wrong; that would be out of order.”

“…Dad seems quite angry, can’t I not go?”

“Then you’ll die by my hands here, and even face dismemberment by Dad’s hands? Just go quietly and take a few hits….”

“If I take those few hits, I’ll say goodbye to this world, so how can I take them? Or, would you take a hit for me instead?”

“Little sibling? There are things sisters can say and can’t say, you know?”

Seeing my sister trembling all over as if she had PTSD, I let out a small sigh.

“The news that my funeral is in two days is all you brought? That can’t be all you came to say.”

“There’s one more thing. I only told Mom, but when I said you turned into a female gumiho with nine luscious tails, she was really excited.”

“Are you saying I should subdue Dad’s attack by conquering Mom with my luscious tails?”

“That’s the only viable path. Even Dad, who can bench press 700 pounds for 3 sets, becomes a gentle bulldog in front of Mom’s gentle voice.”

Well, Dad was indeed under Mom’s thumb.

Honestly, it was worth being under her thumb. Though I was Dad’s son, if I had to be honest, I thought Mom was too good for Dad.

It was like a real-life Beauty and the Beast. I had no idea how Dad, who was more beast than a beast, managed to win Mom over.

Thinking about my parents who still didn’t match at all, I expressed gratitude to my sister.

“So you’ve already created a viable path. Thanks, Sis.”

“If you’re thankful, be good to me, don’t just stay cooped up at home having happy time all day. The smell has even permeated the house, how much have you been doing it?”

“Um… about 1 hour a day?”

“Stop bullshitting and tell me straight, how many hours?”

To my sister speaking in a cold voice, I lowered my head deeply and said in a low voice.

“…4 hours.”

“You crazy bastard! Now that you’ve become a woman, you’ve gone mad with sexual desire? After enjoying it so much, are you still a man? Huh?”

“It’s all because of the heat period, if it weren’t for the heat period, it wouldn’t have been this bad!”

As I shouted in rebuttal to my sister’s words, she emptied an entire can of beer, sighed, and got up from her seat.

“Hey.”

“Yes?”

As I was warily watching my sister with anxious eyes, she took a condom out of her pocket and placed it on the table.

“If you’re going to do it with Hyukjin, at least don’t let Dad know? Make sure to use contraception too. I’ve seen dozens of times when people say raw feels better and don’t use condoms, only to get fucked over.”

“What the fuck, why do you think I would do it with that bastard? Do I look crazy to you?”

“Fastest, three months. Longest, a year. My sharp intuition tells me that.”

“Your intuition is dead wrong. Please don’t gamble or anything when you go out.”

Why do humans, not dogs, keep talking nonsense?

I was the only dog here.

I threw the condom on the table back at my sister and shouted at her to leave.

“If you’re done eating, hurry up and leave, I need to work now.”

“Are you drawing lewd art again? Let me see what kind of pictures you’re drawing.”

“No, just get out! It’s a weird picture!!!”

“I said let me see how weird the picture is. I’m curious!”

My ignorant sister easily subdued me and laid me on the floor, then unlocked the computer screen.

And after checking the screen with an expectant look, my sister seemed to be in shock and immediately began to look at me with disgust.

“You… Do you usually draw this stuff?”

An abnormal sexual desire that makes even the usual abnormal sexual desire holders say ‘this is a bit…’ and show aversion.

What popped up on the screen was….

“I told you!!!”

Insect NSFW art with one of the most polarizing tags.

NoBuenot