Ch. 30 Scary Sister.
by AfuhfuihgsChapter 30 – Scary Sister.
Female corruption.
If you ask someone who was hearing this term for the first time, they’d likely say it sounded “vulgar.” This term encompasses several meanings, but let’s examine the most representative ones:
First, it refers to a woman with no prior knowledge of sexual intercourse gradually becoming obsessed with the act, ultimately turning into a beast crazed by sex. Second, specifically in the TS genre, it means a man who’s become a woman gradually becoming more feminine and eventually falling in love with men.
The former might actually happen in real life, but the latter, starting with the “TS” concept itself, is pure “fantasy” born from human delusion.
Delusion: thoughts that defy logic and reason. Or pathologically irrational, subjective judgments and convictions.
Therefore, “female corruption” in the TS genre is merely imagining something like an abnormal sexual desire that would never happen in reality.
To put it simply, it means I would never fall in love with that furry bastard, and it also means I absolutely wouldn’t get fucked by him.
Fucking stupid fox deity.
Believing in people’s abnormal sexual desires and making a bet that was impossible to win…. Sometimes she was just too dumb.
As I watched the fox deity laughing hysterically with pitying eyes, she stopped laughing and asked:
– Why have you been looking at me with those eyes since earlier? It’s quite an unpleasant gaze.
“Isn’t it obvious? I might not see you a year from now. Man… going back to my ordinary life after this fantasy existence will be pretty boring.”
– What are you talking about? Explain so that I can understand.
The fox deity frowned and asked again, so I explained in terms even a dog could understand.
“I’m saying that I, whose identity as a man is stronger than anyone’s, will absolutely never succumb to female corruption. You made a bad bet.”
As I smirked, the fox deity made a contemptuous expression and began mocking me.
– Do you truly believe you can win this bet?
“Isn’t it obvious? If someone with a man’s mind gets fucked by another man, that’s homosexuality, even if it’s in a woman’s body.”
– Haha, that’s the funniest joke I’ve heard lately.
The fox deity giggled, then changed to a serious face and slowly opened her mouth.
“Your point has some merit. It might be homosexuality when someone with a man’s mind has intercourse with another man, even in a woman’s body. However….”
She pointed at my body with her finger and continued.
“From the moment of ‘female corruption,’ doesn’t that mind and soul become ‘female’? Then with both body and mind female, it’s at least not homosexuality, it seems.”
“Don’t try to deceive me with your strange logic! Female corruption itself means being gay!”
“How is it homosexuality when you’re affected by a woman’s body and its instincts? Besides, aren’t you having intercourse with the opposite sex’s body? Then it can’t be called homosexuality.”
It was a calm and persuasive counterargument.
But simultaneously, it was a counterargument I absolutely didn’t want to be persuaded by.
If I continued this conversation, I felt I might end up acknowledging that ‘female corruption = normal sexual desire,’ and if that happened, I feared I might immediately succumb to female corruption.
To end my conversation with the fox deity, I approached the black fox sprawled on the floor.
“Hnng… Please step on me more, Lady Cheonho♡ Hari wants more rewards…♡”
The black fox lady, though limp, twitched her body and endlessly spewed vulgar words.
Since it was clear what would happen if I kept her at home, I grabbed her tail and dragged her toward the front door.
But….
“Why do you run away in the middle of our conversation? I countered your argument, so you should counter mine too.”
“Tell me why female corruption is homosexuality.”
The fox deity who persistently followed me blocked my path, and to make an excuse, I pointed at the 870-year-old fox lady.
“Let’s deal with this first. If I leave her here and get brutally raped, will you take responsibility?”
“Well, I don’t think it’s something that needs to be handled right now. She’s devoured life energy and mystic power so greedily that it will probably take at least 5 hours for her to regain her senses.”
The fox deity, arms crossed, blocked my way and demanded a rebuttal to her argument.
“Let’s finish our conversation first.”
The fox deity showed her firm resolve to chase me to the end to get an answer if I ran away.
As I was wondering how to escape this shitty situation while looking at her, a rotten rope descended from heaven.
The one who lowered that rope was none other than:
“Heehee… Lady Cheonho? You haven’t left yet? This means… you’re going to take responsibility for me, right? How kind of you….”
This fucking horny-ass fox lady.
She looked at me with predatory eyes and licked her lips.
“…See, I told you we should’ve gotten rid of this bitch sooner.”
– …
“Say it again? What? 5 hours? From what I see, she woke up in less than 30 minutes.”
– …
“Now that you’ve fucked up the situation, tell me your solution, you fucking bitch. If not, manifest physically like you did earlier.”
– I’m sorry, but that’s limited to once per day.
“Fuck, just because you’re a dog doesn’t mean you should spout bullshit.”
I slowly backed away from the approaching horny fox lady, but she walked steadily toward me.
Just as she was about to catch me and violently rape me, someone chopped her neck hard with the side of his hand.
Thwack.
“Ugh?!”
Despite her intimidating aura and momentum, the fox lady collapsed pathetically.
And my friend, who appeared behind her, rubbed the back of his head and cursed at me.
“You fucker, if you crack my skull with a frying pan one more time, I won’t let it slide. Got it?”
“Male intrusion in yuri is taboo….”
“I asked if you got it, you fucking bitch.”
Seeing my furious friend who approached and started strangling my delicate neck before I could finish speaking, I quietly lowered my tail with a whimper.
“Y-yes… hehe….”
—
After throwing the fox lady outside the front door, my friend came back inside with a sigh.
“Hey.”
“What?”
“Are you going to keep living like this?”
My friend asked with an unusually concerned voice, and I briefly pondered his question.
I had to live like this, right?
Two fluffy ears that couldn’t be hidden and nine luscious, soft tails.
Just looking at these, going outside was absolutely impossible, and if people caught me, I’d be sent straight to a lab.
So inevitably, wouldn’t I live a life of being cooped up in my room, taking commissions, drawing lewd fox humanoid pictures, and being self-sufficient in my happy time?
The moment I took this form, a normal life was out of the question.
…Well, maybe my life wasn’t normal even before becoming like this.
As the fox deity said, I’d have to continue this life until I gather the life energy of 1 million people.
Though I have no idea when I’d collect that much life energy.
As I exhaled deeply while thinking about my bleak reality….
A palm suddenly flew toward my face, and I was hit before I could even react.
SLAP!!!
“AACK!!!”
I was momentarily stunned by the slap to my cheek, but soon grabbed my friend by the collar as the stinging pain rose.
“Hey, fuck. Did you just hit me?”
“What did you expect me to do when you’re just sighing like an idiot? Snap out of it, you moron.”
Didn’t Jesus say to turn the other cheek when struck on the right?
My friend mercilessly raised his hand and slapped my left cheek as well.
SLAP!!!
“Ugh….”
I didn’t feel anger, but dizzy pain.
Feeling like I might pass out if I got hit one more time by those pot lid-sized hands, I lowered my tails and decided to listen carefully to what he had to say.
“Have you contacted your parents? Come to think of it, you haven’t contacted your sister either, have you?”
“How can I contact them with this voice? They’d definitely say I dialed the wrong number as soon as they heard me.”
“Haa… I guess even I, who’s not an ordinary person, had trouble accepting that you’re my friend, so how much more difficult would it be for your ordinary family?”
My friend, who was holding the back of his neck like he had a headache, took out his phone and started contacting someone.
“Hey, what are you doing?”
“I’m contacting your sister. Asking her to come find you.”
“No, fuck. Why my sister of all people? If that bitch comes here, everything will get turned upside down!”
“It’s about time someone cleaned up this filthy place. Besides, wouldn’t it be easier for you to talk to your sister than your parents?”
“It might be easier to talk, but that bitch will never believe me! She’ll probably just rage and demand to know where her brother is.”
As I imagined my sister’s sturdy physique, my friend patted my back to reassure me.
“Don’t worry, kid. I’m here.”
“That makes me even more anxious, fucker.”
“What? You have a 17-year childhood friend here, what are you afraid of? Huh? Am I that untrustworthy to you?”
Hearing his disappointed voice, I shook my head and told him:
“It’s not that you’re untrustworthy, it’s that my sister is fucking scary. It’s obvious we’ll both get our skulls cracked when she arrives, so of course I’m scared.”
As I stated the facts, he nodded as if agreeing, then soon pointed somewhere with a bright smile.
“Hey.”
“What now?”
“Your sister is calling.”
I carefully turned my eyes in the direction his finger was pointing, and what came into my view was:
[Former Gang Member]
Proudly displayed on the phone screen was a call from my older sister, the scariest person in the world.
NoBuenot
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