Chapter 10 – Let’s Leave Out Loli, I Don’t Want to Go to the Police Station Yet, You Crazy Bastards

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“So the three of you watching my stream, or rather, my chest, are from the community, right?”

<That’s right. I came to request something vulgar but now I’m seeing something even more vulgar>

<For real lol, who would’ve thought we’d come to see 2D but end up watching 3D lololol>

<When I first came in, something other than the drawing caught my eye. How about switching the size of the cam and the drawing?>

“Haah, you vulgar bastards. Are breasts that great?”

<They are>

<Why ask something so obvious? Any man who doesn’t like those breasts should just kill himself>

<That’s not true. I’m not a lolicon, but those are a bit too big for me>

<You are a lolicon, you fucker!!>

<I’m not! I just prefer small and petite ones! No lolicon here….>

Hearing the vulgar exchanges between viewers, I rested my chin on my hand and complained.

“No matter how few viewers there are, this is a personal stream, you crazy bastards. If you want to talk shit, go do it in the community.”

<If you talk shit in the community, you get your neck cut right away?>

<Wait, if we take screenshots of the shit-talking here and post them, could the streamer and all of us die?>

<Killing an artist is a serious crime. Plus, she tried to stop the shit-talking, so only we would die, not the streamer>

<Too bad, what a waste>

Strange….

In novels I’d read before, there would be at least one normal viewer. Why did my stream feel less like a broadcast and more like a small community site?

Since I just started today, I was very inexperienced with personal streaming. But even I knew well that once viewers started talking shit, there would be no end to it.

After debating whether to do it or not, I decided to take a life-or-death gamble.

If the three viewers who came in ignored my request to stop talking shit and left, it would be game over.

If they listen well and create a clean but vulgar broadcasting atmosphere, then it would be a success.

If I failed….

Well, it would sucks, but it wasn’t as if I didn’t have any other option.

I could just go outside and shake my baby feeding station while twerking or something.

After dancing once and coming back, I’d probably be dragged to some laboratory and live a life worse than a dog’s.

Well, since I couldn’t even masturbate now, my life was already worse than a dog’s, so it didn’t matter much.

Having made my decision, I spoke into the microphone in a low voice.

“From now on, anyone who talks shit will be banned. I don’t care if you don’t watch the stream, since I turned it on for my own satisfaction anyway. If you want to talk shit, leave my stream and do it elsewhere.”

As soon as I finished speaking, the chat that had been sporadically active completely froze.

So it was a failure after all?

However….

The number of viewers remained the same as before.

But the chat was silent.

Without talking shit, there was nothing to chat about?

Now I wished they’d leave some vulgar messages like before.

In the uncomfortable silence where no one spoke, one brave viewer finally spewed out some vulgar words.

<Ah, didn’t hear. Really sorry ;-; Those tits suddenly lunged at me, so I had to step back>

…This crazy bastard!

Was he possessed by a ghost who died regretting not seeing tits?

As I stared blankly at the chat, the viewer who had broken the silence spoke again.

<So what did you say? I heard the part about not talking shit before I left>

<That was all. But in this situation, it can’t be helped. Just looking at the drawing and breasts makes the stream too boring>

<Part of the fun is watching other people’s chats. But with only three people, it’s not fun>

As the viewers got angry instead, I drummed on the desk and pulled the microphone toward me.

“Then, you guys can promote it instead. How about ‘A stream full of vulgar tits and drawings,’ is that enough?”

<Wow, vulgar tits damn>

<Honestly, the streamer is vulgar to begin with lol. Looking at her drawings, there are quite a few crazy ones lol>

<I was a bit disappointed there weren’t any petite-sized ones in the drawings. I’d like to see petite ones too>

<Gay lolicon….>

<So, we just need to promote it simply? On streaming communities and such?>

“Yeah, right now. If you do, I’ll draw one picture you want and open a commission slot for you.”

<…This has to be done.>

<Just wait lol, viewers coming in lololololol>

<Is loli character possible?>

“I don’t want to eat prison food, you fucker! If you want to eat prison food, eat it alone, you lolicon bastard!”

Was I finishing up drawing the gumiho after lashing out at the weirdo who had been trying to request loli porn?

Suddenly, the number of viewers increased by 7, making it 10.

<Heard the rumors and came. Is this the mental ward?>

<Your generosity… wow….>

<Fuck, I heard there was an artist and came with expectations, but it’s a female cam stream lol>

<Honestly, the cam is more arousing than the drawing, so my eyes keep going to the cam>

<Am I the only one who finds that overwhelming…?>

Instead of 3 perverts, there were 10 now.

“I’m pretty sure I asked for normal people to be brought in, but why did only more perverts come? Anyway, welcome, viewers. You all came to see the drawing, right?”

<It is a drawing, technically>

<If it’s a photo that shouldn’t exist in reality, wouldn’t it be right to call it a drawing???>

<??? : A beautiful woman’s body is like a painting…> 

Fuck, this was crazy. I asked just to be sure, but these bastards also came to see breasts, not the broadcast. 

I really want to end the stream. Why did I only attract these kinds of bastards? As I questioned myself, the answer came from an unexpected place. 

– Don’t they say “birds of a feather flock together”? Do you think a vulgar person like you can mingle with normal people? 

‘…Wouldn’t someone like me be considered normal?’ 

– Stare your conscience in its eyes and say that again. 

‘No, I’m definitely normal enough. Perky fox ears, a voluptuous female body that seems to embrace everything, and a luscious tail that can be used as a pillow or handle anytime. Just liking fox humanoids makes me normal enough.’ 

– …You really don’t get it. Do as you please. I’ll just watch. 

The fox deity sighed and disappeared somewhere.

I checked the 10 viewers and started to bring out the content I had prepared. 

“Since there aren’t many viewers, this should be possible. Now, everyone, please give me one tag each. I’ll try to draw them. Remember, R19 is not allowed, so be careful with your tag selection?” 

It probably wouldn’t result in a normal drawing, but it should be entertaining content. I steeled myself in preparation for the shocking tags the viewers would spew out. But…. 

<tag: NTR> 

The very first one didn’t look good. Had I awakened yet another abyss? I had doubts, but if the remaining 9 were normal, there was still a chance for recovery. 

<Tentacles> 

<Loli!> 

<Femdom> 

<SM> 

<Huge Breasts> 

<Egg Laying> 

<Furry>¹ 

<Group> 

Nine tags came out. This already seemed way too far outside the normal range. 

Could I even make this not have a R19 rating? 

“This is really dizzying. So, is the last person not going to make a request?” 

<Just wait. My awesome entertainment sense is ringing alarm bells.> 

Don’t ring alarm bells for this stupid shit! 

“Take your time thinking. I’ll start with a rough sketch. I really don’t know how to draw this….” 

As I was establishing the face shape to start the rough sketch, the viewer who had finally been visited by the entertainment god threw out his tag. 

<Futanari> 

“Futa?” 

<Yeah, originally I was thinking of throwing in BL, but I thought you’d refuse, so I quietly switched to futa. Is that okay?>

“I thought you were going to give me an awesome tag. Well, fine, I’ll draw futa, but in the way I want to.”

Anything was better than BL.

Still, all the tags were crazy….

Wait, fuck.

If I draw this with loli, I’d be reported for child pornography immediately.

“Tentacles, loli, femdom, egg laying? All good, but let’s just leave out loli, okay? This is Korea, not Paraguay, you crazy bastards. I don’t want taxpayers to waste their money on meals for me.”

I pleaded desperately to the viewers with both hands clasped, but unfortunately, all I got back were cold responses.

<This is the content you chose. Endure it with guts and determination~>

…Fuck.

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