Chapter 8 – The Fox Deity’s Strip Show and the Unconscious Gumiho

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The fox deity, who had been trembling her eyes at my words, took a deep breath, and then, as if she had made a decision, glared at me with a solemn attitude. 

– Fine, if I offer a sincere apology, you won’t threaten me with suicide again? 

“I won’t. If you’re really worried, I can even write a pledge. But are you really going to do it? The noble fox deity is going to perform a sincere dogeza to this lowly apostle?” 

That didn’t make sense. Judging by how she refered to herself as “the noble one” at the end of every sentence, her pride must be substantial. 

With such strong self-esteem, wouldn’t she choose death rather than apologizing to me? Well… even if she actually did a dogeza, I’d find it arousing, so it didn’t matter either way. 

After clearing her throat, the fox deity blushed and said to me in a small voice: 

– If I can take away one of your advantages, a sincere apology is nothing. A noble person’s revenge isn’t late even after waiting ten years. 

“Take revenge however you like. I’ll find my own solutions.” 

Pausing my drawing for a moment, I took in the embarrassed face of the fox deity. 

…This was exactly the face I wanted; one of the most arousing faces in existence: a face of shame. If I were to pick the three most arousing faces in R-19 doujin, they would be as follows:

Ahegao face, completely done and gone. A face of despair right before a heavenly sausage arrives, unable to accept the tremendous reality. Finally, a shameful face that appears only in truly arousing situations where she absolutely doesn’t want to do something but must. 

Honestly, while the first and second were definitely arousing expressions, they could be called a bit stale as they appeared as regular material in most doujins. 

Don’t misunderstand. I wasn’t saying they weren’t arousing. I knew very well how arousing it was when a fox kemomimi with luscious tails despaired at seeing an enormous heavenly sausage, and ultimately fell with an ahegao expression. 

No man could resist if those conditions were met. The only people who could resist that would be homosexuals and my friend, who was an extreme furry fanatic. 

They are arousing, just stale from overuse. 

In contrast, the third one appeared fairly often, yet the number was less than one might think. It popped up as a delicacy once in every five doujins or so, but when you find someone who draws it really well, it would become unbearable. 

And now, something so thrilling it could burn my brain was right in front of me? Ah… I really couldn’t hold back. The fox deity bestowed upon me a tremendous reward by making not only a shameful expression but also adding a look of contempt. 

It seemed like she really intended to do a naked dogeza, as the clothes she was wearing began to slip off smoothly. 

– …Don’t stare so intently. I feel like gouging out your eyeballs. 

“If you gouged out my eyeballs, my charm would decrease, and I won’t be able to gather life energy. Even though times have changed, and even a missing eye has become an arousing element, there are still plenty of people in reality who dislike that look.” 

– Do you think I wouldn’t know something so simple? Even as times change, people’s tastes don’t change easily. Unless it’s ancient times when I didn’t even exist, it’s hard to change with just a difference of a few hundred years.

“Is it because you’ve lived for hundreds of years? Unlike that pretty appearance, you’re a true old hag. If you’re going to do the dogeza, do it quickly. I feel like going insane right now.” 

– Don’t be impatient, I’m about to do it now. 

As her clothes slowly came down, revealing her round and fair shoulders, a thick smell of blood began to emanate from my mouth. 

“Blood…? Suddenly there’s blood?” 

Was it because I was tired? No, even so, having this much nosebleed didn’t make sense. As I hurriedly pulled tissues from the box on the desk, the fox deity asked me with a rather calm face: 

– Your nose is bleeding a lot. Are you okay? 

“I’m fine. Keep going. If you don’t do it quickly, I think I’ll faint from dizziness.” 

– Your body is already collapsing. You’re pathetic, fainting just from seeing my collarbone. 

At her words, I finally grasped reality and collapsed on the floor, pushing aside my dizzy vision.

“Ugh… damn it, is it because I saw something too arousing?” 

– That might be it. At its peak, my body can make even the most beautiful flowers look ugly.

She met my eyes, then smiled gently and opened her mouth. 

– Shall I continue?

“Huhu…. If I was going to give up just from a nosebleed, I wouldn’t have brought this up in the first place. I’ll see your naked body even if I die.” 

When a man draws his sword, he must cut something. If I miss this opportunity now, I might never see the fox deity’s dogeza again. 

I blocked the flowing nosebleed with tissues, slapped my cheek once to straighten my vision, and said to her: 

“What are you doing? I said continue. Maybe threatening with suicide isn’t scary anymore?” 

– You truly are a vulgar woman. Willing to sacrifice your life just to see your deity’s naked body, your determination is respectable in a different sense. 

“Stop saying weird things with that arousing figure….” 

I tried to continue speaking, but the moment I saw the fox deity’s cleavage again, Sploosh! The nosebleed wouldn’t stop flowing, and it began to dirty the floor. 

“Huh…?” 

I clearly blocked my nose tightly with tissues, so why? Unlike before, I was less tired and my mind was clear? As soon as I finished these thoughts, my body suddenly became heavy, and I started feeling incredibly nauseous. 

“Uuu… UWEEEEEEEHHHH!!!” 

With the disgusting sensation rising from inside, I couldn’t even think of going to the bathroom and vomited right there, and seeing that, the fox deity clicked her tongue and scolded me. 

– A normal human would go crazy and die just from seeing my collarbones, but your desire must have been quite strong. To endure until seeing my cleavage without going insane…. 

“Huff… huff… what… do you mean by that?” 

– I mean exactly what I said. Even a monk who has undergone rigorous training or a warrior who has emptied his mind and reached enlightenment through discipline would go crazy with lust. It’s a miracle you’re alive right now. 

“Then you permitted it on purpose? Crazy bitch!” 

– Hoho, when the apostle isn’t in their right mind, how could the deity be? I’m sorry. There was no reaction even when I showed my collarbones, so I became curious and ended up showing my cleavage. 

The fox deity readjusted her loosened clothes and bowed her head to apologize to me. 

– I’ll be careful not to let this happen again. It’s all my fault. 

“No, this isn’t your fault.” 

– I almost carelessly killed my only apostle. You’re still saying it’s not my fault? 

“Yeah, it’s not your fault. It’s my fault for collapsing without even being able to see something arousing.” 

Yes, this was clearly my fault. I wasn’t even a virgin, and I almost died just from seeing that dark valley? Impossible.

She praised me, saying that it was already quite remarkable just to see her cleavage, but to me, those words felt like an insult. If my desire to pursue lust was lacking, it meant my love for fox kemomimi was lacking. 

It was practically the same as saying I don’t truly like fox kemomimi. Feeling unbearable humiliation, I approached the fox deity and said: 

“…Again.” 

– What? 

“I haven’t received a dogeza yet. Let’s start from the beginning.” 

The fox deity, who had been looking at my wavering eyes, gave a blank expression and then spoke to me in a voice that had lost its composure: 

– Didn’t I just say you almost died? If you didn’t hear, let me tell you again. You still lack both life energy and mystical power to look at my body. It’s already a miracle that you endured this far with just greed. If we go further from here, you will definitely die. 

“No? I won’t die. I absolutely won’t die. My greed is only enough to see the valley of boobs? Don’t talk nonsense. My greed isn’t just at that level.” 

– That’s recklessness. There’s nothing more foolish in the world than not knowing yourself. You’ve already proven that your greed is tremendous, what use is there in proving more? Don’t be stubborn for nothing, just go to sleep now. 

“I said I haven’t received a dogeza yet. Take off your clothes, right now.” 

– …You’re really crazy about dying. Fine, at this point, if your soul goes insane and disappears, I’ll take over and use your body. You have no objections, right? 

To her, who spoke with a menacing voice, I opened my mouth with a bright smile: 

“Of course not. Isn’t dying like this a rather good death? Maybe everyone in hell will look up to me as the manliest among men.” 

– Pfft! I’ll say you’re a fool like no other. Willing to sacrifice your life just to see a fox deity’s breasts… even though you’re my apostle, your foolishness reaches the heavens. 

Sighing, she began to take off her neatly dressed clothes. 

One strand.

Again, her pitiful and round shoulders carefully appeared. My eyes began to sting. 

The next strand.

The lewd valley I saw earlier revealed itself again. I began to taste blood in my mouth. A bit more. Just a bit more. 

My affection for fox kemomimi couldn’t stop at just that lewd valley. Even as my nose bled and bloody tears flowed from my eyes, I kept watching as the fox deity took off her clothes. 

And when she removed the next strand to reveal the perfect form of her breasts, my vision went completely dark.

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