episode_0094

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“Pae, I’m a fan! Cheap, please sign!”

Parrrr. Padal padal.

He was shaking so much that you could hear the sound of wings flapping on the white paper.

“Self~. How about accepting the paper first?”

“Oh? ah. okay. sign? Want to get an autograph? To me?”

First, I received a trembling piece of white paper. And I asked what I was most curious about.

“Yes? yes yes! Hey, maybe I was rude?”

“Huh? no. You didn’t specifically swear at me or my woman, so there’s nothing rude about it. But why me… ?”

I couldn’t bear to ask him why he was a fan of something like me. Isn’t that right? to be honest.

After I came to Evergreen Academy, most of what I did was beat someone to the point of not dying, beating them to the point of death, or killing them.

Of course, the people who hit me to the point of death or were beaten to death were all people who deserved it.

“Well, I’m a fan because it’s Gray!!”

Even though he stutters, he says everything he wants to say. And yet again, my body is shaking. It was only then that the image of the woman, who looked like she was about to cry due to her strange appearance, came into my mind.

161? She was about 2?cm tall, had a cute face that still seemed to have slightly round breasts, and was wearing clear glasses.

Her eyes were very big and her breasts were just as big as her eyes.

It was a body that was commonly said to be voluptuous. It’s not that I’ve gained weight, but that doesn’t mean I’m very slim like a clown, but my breasts aren’t just big and elastic.

“A fan? First of all, I can give you an autograph. Isn’t it almost lunch time?”

“Ma, that’s right!”

Although he seemed timid, he seemed to be the type to quietly say everything he wanted to say. So I think that sight stimulated nostalgia for the clown.

“Then, our cute girl~. Shall we have lunch together? With you?”

“Yes? Ehhhh?!!”

It was a stupid reaction, but the surrounding eyes naturally focused on the woman’s reaction as she stood up in shock and screamed.

“Oh my? Did you hate it?”

“Oh, no! no! no! no! great! I absolutely love it!”

“So? Thank goodness~.”

“Hehehe.”

“Really? What is our cute girl’s name?”

“Oh? Ah!”

Rather than being surprised that he asked his name, it seemed as if he had just realized that he had never even said his name before. Courtesy of nobles? Something like that.

“I was going to ask that too. You asked for my autograph, right? What is your name?”

“Me, me, it’s Melissa. Melissa Cena.”

“Okay.”

While I was signing the paper,

“Okay. Cute Melissa~. Are there any foods you dislike or cannot eat?”

“Uh, none! Hot?!”

“Kukukukkum. okay. okay. Then, let’s ask him to buy us something delicious~. Are we your fans?”

“Yes? Oh no!! Yes, I will buy it for you!”

The clown and Melissa were having a friendly conversation with each other. Before the clown became a clown, she was a pure and shy woman like Melissa.

So the clown could have taken more care of Melissa. Because it resembled her brilliant past. I hope that its innocence will not fade.

“Self~. How about steak~?”

“I like it? What about punishment? What about Melissa?”

“I like it too. Master.”

“Me too!!”

Melissa’s face and ears turned bright red as she stuttered and started to squeak, but the clown couldn’t help but laugh and hugged her, probably because the sight was even cuter.

“Ayu~. Our cute Melissa~.”

“Whoop??!”

I saved Melissa from suffocation before she was buried in the clown’s violent chest. And then we headed to the restaurant of Chef Husse, who has now become our regular.

On the way, I didn’t forget to forcibly drag out Lina, who was conducting an experiment in her personal lab today as well, forgetting about time.

“Who… ?”

Lina, who was half unconscious, seemed to have come to her senses after getting some fresh air with me carrying her on her back, and then she seemed to have found Melissa.

“Me, me, it’s Melissa!! Lee, Lina!!”

“Meme Melissa?”

“Oh, no!”

“Pfft!”

“Woong?”

The clown calmly explained about Melissa to Lina, who sounded half-awake, wondering if she had fully recovered from her sleep yet. While gently stroking Lina’s head, she hugged me tightly with the will to never get off my back.

“Fan? Gray’s?”

“That’s right~.”

“… Candidate for wife?”

“No.”

“Oh, no!”

I lightly denied Lina’s words, which she said with a calm face and a languid voice, saying amazing things like nothing happened, and Melissa’s face turned bright red again and she denied it.

“How can someone like me be Gray’s boo, boo, wife!”

pop-!

It seemed like it would sound like that. When Melissa says the word ‘ma’am’.

“Cute.”

In response to what Lina said while looking at Melissa, Melissa said,

In “? Eh? Me, me, me?!”

Melissa reacted as if this was her first time hearing this.

“Huh? First time hearing this?”

“Yes? yes… . I’ve often heard that it’s dull… .”

“… Dull? Looking at you? Who?”

“That… . Academy friends… .”

“Those friends… . Are you a girl?”

“Yes? Ah, yes.”

“Are you from a noble family?”

“Yes… ? How did you know? Gray.”

Gray felt himself sigh at Melissa’s answer. And the clown,

“Hmm~?”

It was the same ‘Huh’ as usual, but it was a slightly heated ‘Huh’. If there was a woman in front of me who said such bullshit, I would look down at the other person’s chest with my arms crossed and laugh at her.

“I said that because I was jealous of you. Melissa.”

“Me, me?”

“Okay. There are many different charms of a woman. beautiful face. Clean skin. A slim waist. A coquettish gesture. What a variety of charms.”

Not only Melissa, but also Jester, Punisher, and even Lina were listening to me. Is this what happens?

“And voluptuous and large breasts are also one of the great charms of women. Not only our clown and Punisher, but also Lina and you.”

Coincidentally, the witch and May, who had relatively small breasts, were not present. Of course, both are about B cup and C cup. However, compared to the women here, there is a relatively large difference.

“That’s why he said that. Because I’m jealous. Don’t you tell me to wear clothes that are one size larger or to lose weight because I’m fat?”

“Huh? I did it, I did it!”

“Then. yes. Ugh. It’s not at all, so don’t worry about it. From now on, don’t even call them friends. Things like trash.”

Melissa looked shocked. Does he disapprove of me for swearing at his friends? Or was he shocked that people he believed to be friends had such thoughts?

We all had no choice but to stop walking when Melissa stopped walking.

“As expected… . I wasn’t your friend.”

Did you know? Actually, I don’t know why. If you spend time together, you will feel like you will get to know each other automatically. Is this person looking down on me, or does he really think of me as a friend?

“It’s okay~. Our cute Melissa~.”

“Yes. I’m fine, it’s okay. I’m used to this… .”

“No. That’s not what you’re saying~.”

“Yes?”

“There is our Gray that you like.”

“Yes?”

What are you talking about? The clown looked at her, not knowing what she was trying to say.

“Baby~♥ Are you going to help me? Huh?”

The clown asked for help with a desperate expression. To be honest, the woman named Melissa just said, ‘How interesting? ‘Do you feel sorry for me?’ It was about that. I wasn’t interested.

I’m not the main character in some kind of hit-and-run drama, nor am I the type of person who throws everything into a basket whenever an attractive woman appears.

I said so.

‘If you look forward to it that much… .’

The clown was looking at me with sparkling eyes, like a foreigner watching a K-drama for the first time, so my head automatically nodded.

‘Ah-oh! It would be annoying! ‘Why does this body move regardless of its owner’s will?’

“Good~. Then honey~. After we eat~.”

The clown’s plan wasn’t as troublesome as I thought.

Then we had lunch together and took a walk inside the academy as the clown had planned. In the middle of the episode, Melissa was surprised that she ate the most expensive food at a pretentious chef’s restaurant that cost 5 gold per meal, so she offered to give it to her when she got her pocket money, but it was minor.

The clown’s plan was,

“Gasp?!”

“Um, Mr. Gray?!”

“Shi, what the fuck?!”

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I, Arcana, Lina, and Melissa were taking a walk across the academy, laughing and talking together.

Naturally, students’ attention gathered and they showed interest in the new member, Melissa. obviously.

“Ah. By the way, Melissa. What is your major?”

“Ah. Me? I am in the Department of Alchemy.”

As soon as Melissa, who had stopped stuttering as she got used to it while eating, answered that she was in the Department of Alchemy,

“Huh? Alchemy?”

Lina showed interest,

“Ho? alchemy? Did you know that it’s the Balpurgis Witch? She’s very bright, but she’s a nice girl.”

The clown’s eyes twinkled as he did not hesitate to say things that would have been immediately rebutted if there had been a witch.

“Alchemy could be taught by a witch. And I think May would be interested too.”

In “? yes? Eh?”

Melissa, who didn’t understand what was going on, just gave an idiotic response, perhaps because she was wearing glasses and her cheeks were so puffy.

“So cute!!”

The clown put Melissa back into his violent chest and brought her to the brink of suffocation.

“Now… . balm. I’ll introduce the witch later. More than that, you remember what the clown said, right?”

“Nyehe… .”

Melissa, who had barely been saved from the clown’s chest, answered with a dazed look on her face. The day after I returned from guiding Melissa to her alchemy department’s exclusive laboratory.

“Grey!”

When Melissa took a deep breath, she came closer.

“Wow, I’m here!”

“Already? Who is not a nobleman? He acts very quickly~.”

I took the bait.