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    -Tweet tweet tweet!

    A bright and peaceful morning with birds chirping.

    Sunlight gently reflects on the serene face of a woman sleeping on the bed.

    “Ugh… When did I fall asleep?”

    She rubs her sleepy face with her hand and lets out a long yawn.

    “Yawn… Ugh… I drank too much last night…”

    As she slowly stretches, she catches sight of the bulky silhouette of the bedding beside her and gasps.

    “Huh?”

    “Oh my… Have you woken up, Ellia-nim?”

    A maid, also with a sleepy face, rises as she pulls the blanket away.

    W-wait a minute?! What happened here?

    Why is Lilian sleeping next to me like a girlfriend?!

    “E-eek?! Lilian?! What on earth are you doing here…”

    “You don’t remember, do you…”

    “N-no, wait…”

    Why is the maid lying next to me? That aside, her expression was quite strange.

    Her maid outfit was disheveled, her cheeks were flushed, and her lips bore marks of swelling.

    Her eyes were glistening with a pitiful moisture, and she covered her partially disheveled clothing with a delicate gesture.

    No way? I didn’t… did I?

    …Really?

    “Um… Did I do something…?”

    “You took my first time…”

    “Ah.”

    I think I’m in deep trouble.

    “Hehe… Your surprised face is so cute.”

    “W-what?!”

    Ellia’s face turned pale as she panicked.

    Lilian looked at the flustered saintess with a playful glint in her eyes.

    “Phew… That was close… Really! You scared me!”

    “Well, it’s true that you took my first kiss…”

    “Huh?”

    And Ellia immediately threw herself down in front of her.

    “I’m so sorry!!”

    “O-oh my?! Saintess!

    You shouldn’t apologize to a servant so casually!”

    She hurriedly grabbed her arms, trying to pull her up in a panic.

    “Ugh… I’m so sorry… I was too drunk…”

    “You don’t have to apologize… And…”

    Lilian, with a bashful blush on her cheeks, leaned in close to Ellia’s ear and whispered in a small voice.

    “…It felt good.”

    “Huh?!”

    After finishing her words, she hurriedly pulled her lips away from Ellia’s ear.

    Trying hard to act calm, but her trembling body and slowly reddening face were hard to hide.

    It was fascinating…

    I thought she was a skilled and experienced maid.

    But right now, she was reacting like a pure maiden, greatly flustered by pleasure for the first time.

    …Should I ask her to marry me?

    “Haah… I barely pushed through the gallery…”

    I had a feeling it would be a mess, and indeed it was.

    Naturally, my drunken antics and tantrums had spread like wildfire.

    [Title: Highlights of Ellia’s Drunken Antics]

    (Clip of her drinking beer with a flushed face)

    (Clip of her mumbling incoherently with a twisted tongue)

    (Clip of her angrily pointing at the chat)

    (Clip of her squeezing juice out at the end)

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    – What the hell, why are you guys the only ones seeing this???

    – This is a victory for the Dawn of the Morning!

    – She’s so damn cute, lol.

    – I’ve never seen someone wail like that before

    [Title: Am I the only one turned on by Ellia’s drunken state??]

    A girl who’s usually bright and full of energy is now all disheveled after a few drinks, adorably tipsy and out of it, I just want to take her to a hotel and…

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    – This post smells like a fossil

    – With Ellia’s combat power, you’d probably end up with your head smashed if you tried that

    – A girl like Ellia would probably break your back if she got horny, right?

    – If only your back breaks, that’d be lucky

    “Haah?! What are these people saying?!”

    As expected.

    I was being roasted for my drunken videos.

    At least it was a relief that the sacred insignia wasn’t reacting since I had relieved myself a lot…

    No! No matter how I look at it, the problem lies with this lower abdomen’s sacred insignia!

    Suddenly going wild and getting all riled up…

    And even attacking Lilian…

    I guess I’ll have to deal with this regularly from now on.

    Today, I turned on the broadcast when the time came.

    And the reactions in the chat were, as expected…

    -Click!

    “Ahem! Ah… Hello, believers?

    Today, the light of the divine god awakens the morning…”

    – Haha

    – Oh, you’re here, cutie?

    – Hey hey;;

    – For real lol

    – For real lol

    “…”

    Ah… I really don’t want to broadcast…

    It’s so awkward!

    The atmosphere feels like they’re all itching to tease me!

    Ugh… For now, instead of the chat.

    Hmm… Should I read the news to lighten the mood?

    “Oh… Today, let’s slowly start by reading the news.

    It’s a necessary habit for a social person…”

    – I don’t watch the news!

    – For real, just reading the hot posts is enough to know everything

    – Ellia…

    – There have been quite a few interesting things lately

    – Why suddenly reading an article?

    “What? What do you mean?

    Of course, I’m reading the Holy Kingdom Gallery hot post.”

    – ??

    – Phew, thank goodness, if you went to Ellia’s gallery, it would have been a disaster

    – Hey, why did you say that

    – Ah, shit

    “What? Oh right! I definitely had my own gallery, right?

    Hehe… I really want to check it out!”

    I clapped my hands, feeling triumphant.

    I got caught.

    In the end, this was the buildup for that.

    Controlling the psychological barrier of personally observing the gallery that was a mess just moments ago!

    – Hey hey hey, I’m going to clean up

    – Ah, I’ll spread this to the paladins and priests

    -The commander Ellia is scheduled to visit, so please urgently clean up any abnormal desires and posts

    – lolololol What kind of post did you write to cause this uproar?

    – Bizarre!!!!

    – Cerberus Level 4 alert!!!

    “Um~ Although I know you all are looking forward to it, I’ll first check the Holy Kingdom hot post!””

    You can’t rush things like this.

    I need to create some escape routes so that I can delete things in a hurry without counterattacking!

    [Holy Kingdom Gallery Hot Post List]

    [Hero Appears OMG.]jpg – 192 recommendations]

    [The fallen noble lady from the destroyed city-state in the East visits the Holy Kingdom… – 122 recommendations]

    [GCG Card Game Tournament Results – 141 recommendations]

    [Is the saintess actually a water rocket? – 197 recommendations]

    [Four Heavenly Dragon Cat Cosplay Punishment Broadcast lolol – 107 recommendations]

    [New Adult Game Saint Sister Released and Reviewed – 233 recommendations]

    As I clicked on the hot post tab, a list of articles scrolled up.

    Hmm… There are definitely more current affairs-related posts than the harassment posts in Ellia’s gallery?

    “Um, it looks like there are many issue-related posts?

    I’ll start reading from the top.”

    – Phew…

    – I have 47 pages left, I’m screwed

    – Please, please

    – Haha you idiots should be clean like me

    I turned my gaze away from the chat and clicked on the first post in order.

    “From the alliance… A hero appears?

    This lady is the leader? And could it be…

    Is this middle-aged man with a slightly thinning hair the hero?”

    – Do you want to die? Aren’t you afraid of the ten million bald heads?

    – Seeing that shining figure, he must be the hero ㅇㅇ

    – Hahahahaha

    As I glanced at the balding middle-aged hero, I noticed something strange.

    What he was holding looked like… a shovel?

    And the name was…

    “Hang… Storage?

    – They say he’s from another world

    – Essentially the second person from another world after Lucia

    – What’s with that outfit that’s a mix of brown and green?

    Wait… Am I going to meet a K-soldier here?

    I was quite shocked, but…

    I don’t think I’ll have to meet him anytime soon, so I scrolled through the comments.

    And… a noble lady and refugees from the Eastern country?

    These people are walking around in armor with single-edged swords like samurais?

    Well, since there are many overlaps with Earth, it’s not that strange, right?

    And…

    I sighed as I read the posts teasing about the tournament results that ended in second place.

    “Haah… The colossus battle ended in second place because the field was destroyed halfway through, and the card game also ended in second place… What a shame.”

    – Knock knock

    – (That’s because you suck at it, Con)

    – Ellia’s gaming skills are terrible lol

    “What?! When did you ever praise me for being good at games!

    Ugh, that’s so unfair! Besides, I’ve never lost, it’s just that my team lost or it ended in a draw!”

    -Then win, lol

    Ughhhhh

    -Ellia is a gaming noob hehehe…

    “Ugh… I-I’ll look at the next one…”

    As I got angry, the chat only teased me more.

    I guess I should just give up and read the next post quickly…

    – Meow meow!

    – Ugh… It’s Urth-chan from the Empire’s Four Heavenly Cats!

    “Oh wow”

    Isn’t that person a married woman?

    A full-grown adult wearing cat ears and going “nya~” on stream?… Hmm, that might be a bit jarring…

    I thought she was a very bold and cheerful person.

    – Ma’am, you shouldn’t be doing this here

    – I’m so embarrassed, lollol

    – Oh, that’s a bit gross

    – They say the Princess got mad because of the mess in the Holy Kingdom and made her do a punishment haha

    Is it because of me in the end?

    No, wait… In a way, it’s her fault… Isn’t it karma?

    -Hehe… Thank you, viewers!

    “Oh wow”

    I absolutely cannot do a punishment broadcast carelessly…

    Doing that with a face of steel…

    Yeah, that might be a bit tough.

    And… what kind of game is this that has so many recommendations?

    It’s called Saint Sister?

    – Wow, this looks a bit ridiculous

    – It’s a god game yes yes

    – I borrowed it at night

    – I cried both up and down…

    “Really? I just happened to have no games to play, so should I try this one?”

    Oh, the timing is perfect!

    Should I decide on this game for the next content?

    – No no no no no

    – Don’t do it, the broadcast will crash no no no

    – Just play a different game, okay?

    “What? Why? This looks fun, and the female protagonist looks pretty too! I’ll go with this!”

    – If it crashes, it crashes lol

    – Hehe…

    – I think Ellia will be startled by the H scenes lol

    – Upvote hehe

    No matter what the viewers said, I entered the site…

    Huh? Why do I need to verify my age? Was it always like this…

    Let’s install it for now!

    -Click!

    “How fun must it be to be posted as a hot post?

    And it’s virtual reality too! I’m so excited!”

    – Pros: Virtual reality, Cons: Virtual reality

    – I’m really looking forward to Ellia losing her composure haha

    – They say both men and women come out as females when the game ends

    – Shivering…

    As the game installed, the magic tool emitted a blue light and began to slowly envelop my vision.

    -Whoosh…

    Oh… Is this the feeling of entering virtual reality?

    The magic tower’s technology is truly amazing…

    – Ooh!

    – Taah!

    Before I knew it, I found myself in a dark and eerie forest in the saintess’s soundproof booth, landing on the ground and opening my eyes.

    “Everyone? Can you see me?”

    – Yes yes

    – Clearly visible

    – I’ve already set up tissues, lol

    – Aren’t we going to see an H scene right after meeting the first mob?

    The viewers confirmed that they were sharing my view and slowly observed my appearance in the game.

    With long black hair down to my waist…

    Blue eyes? And a voluptuous and sexy body that felt so familiar… I felt a sense of déjà vu.

    “Could it be… is this my modeling…?”

    – No no no no no

    – It can’t be! Absolutely not!

    – Other parts are almost the same, but the hair color is different…

    – For real, lol

    “Ugh…”

    Seeing the chat buzzing like a disturbed beehive made me suspicious, but…

    Well, since there’s already a card game with my modeling, it might not be a big deal.

    “Anyway, that’s not important… I’ll start now!”

    – No, that’s super important

    – Is Ellia going to see tentacle play? Hehe

    – I’m not really a pervert, but…

    – If the original dives into an adult game and gets messed up…

    – For real, if I’m not careful, I might end up like the Cardinal

    “Oh! There’s a book here with the story written in it!”

    As I looked around the forest, I spotted two daggers and one longsword strapped to my belt.

    And I saw a book.

    Let’s see…

    In this city, cult fanatics performed an unholy ritual…

    And ultimately summoned a disgusting Outer God, which devoured the entire city, turning the original inhabitants and animals into horrific monsters…

    And I’m a nun dispatched to purify that corrupted city? Sounds good!

    I’ll save the people from suffering and fight against evil!

    “Everyone! I’m going! Please watch my shining journey!”

    – Isn’t it a journey that’s exciting?

    – Hehe…

    – Yes yes, I won’t miss a single move

    – You pervert lol

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