Chap 26-The Saint is a Kind Nurse, Not Lewd

 

-Beep… beep…

“Huk?!”

A man gasping for breath on a white bed.

Bandages wrapped all over his body, and an IV drip attached.

“So… I ended up losing.”

…It was a shame.

If I had worked just a little harder, the saintess would have been able to broadcast in better quality.

In the end… I lacked the strength.

-Swish!

“You’re awake?!”

“Ah, yes! Saintess…?”

The curtains opened to reveal a familiar blonde girl.

But why is she in a nurse’s uniform…?

“I’m so glad you’re alive!!”

-Whump!

“Ubbub?!”

Ellia burst into tears and hugged Banbandoor to her chest with all her might, and he was suffocated by the sudden mass of flesh, struggling to breathe.

-Heeheeheeheeing!!!

…In addition, seeing that, the furious unicorn weapons trembled behind him, vibrating with murderous intent as they aimed at Banbandoor.

–

“So, what happened after that?”

“Ah… well, you see…”

The situation after that, as Ellia told it.

– Hic… Hii…

– Oh dear, the Princess is quite shocked.

– Let’s move quickly!

Hey, you guys! What are you looking at!

In a moment of shock from almost being defeated, the Princess was half-sobbing and carried on the back of her aide, and left urgently for the empire without even giving her victory speech.

And with a desperate heart, Ellia healed the unconscious Emily and Banbandoor.

However, Emily quickly regained consciousness, but…

“For a week?? Me?!”

“Yes…”

He had been unconscious for a whole week.

“So today’s broadcast is a nurse concept!

I’ll take care of you until you’re fully recovered!”

“…I’m here too?”

“Hehe… I’m here too, you know?”

“…? Lucia, why are you here?”

“Ah, well, you see~ I’m going to play nurse and patient with my assistant~”

-Master?! Why are you putting me in a straitjacket when I’m perfectly fine?!

As Lucia, dressed in a pink, short nurse’s uniform, suddenly appeared, a pitiful cry echoed from the next room.

“Well…♡ I’ll go have some fun for a bit.”

“Ah… okay.”

However, the saintess wasn’t particularly interested, so she ignored it.

– Kaaaaaaaak!!!

– Oh my… I’ll remove all the bad things from the patient’s body♡

“Now! Let’s start the broadcast!”

-Click!

Leaving them behind, Ellia started the broadcast with Emily and Banbandoor.

“Hello, everyone!

Today, we’re doing a nursing broadcast for the paladin who worked hard in the last match!”

– Boo, cheater~

– Ellia is serving another man?

-My horn hurts…

– But isn’t he worth getting that kind of service?

– Lol, true. If you’re unhappy, go fight God.

“Everyone! Don’t say bad things!

Um… but what should I do to be a nurse…?”

– Oral service

– Chest service

– What are you guys looking at?

– It’s common sense that nurses are sexy

– First, take off that awful nurse’s pants

“Eh?! B-but the skirt is too short…”

Ellia was startled by the viewer’s words and hesitated, trying to look embarrassed.

– How is a patient supposed to recover if a nurse doesn’t wear a skirt;;

– True

– It’s not like the rags you usually wear are any different, they’re just as lewd (Deleted message)

– Gasp

– Everyone, hands off the keyboard!!!

“Really! I’ll punish you if you say weird things!

Ah, then let’s ask him! Should I really go change?”

“Eh?”

“Think carefully and answer.”

He ended up taking the blame by accident.

Ellia and Emily slowly looked at him.

“What do you think? Do you really like short skirts?”

– Say yes before you die again

– Two pretty girls are going to nurse you, how can you resist??

– It’s a broadcast opportunity, go for it

“…Yes.”

“”Haa?!””

In the end, he couldn’t resist his desires this time and answered honestly, causing them to be horrified.

– This guy knows what’s up

– Good job lol

– Banbanbro is likeable, upvote ㅋㅋ

–

“Ugh… do you really like this kind of thing?”

“What is this?! It’s too short!

If I accidentally bend over, you’ll see my panties!”

– Wow

– Kya…

– The pressed thigh fat is amazing

– I want to be nursed by Ellia too…

And the two women appeared after changing clothes.

Ellia revealed the large curves of her chest, and her slender waistline and large hips were emphasized as the clothes clung to her.

The garter belt holding up the stockings and the slightly pressed thigh fat in between.

The precarious absolute territory, where underwear was almost visible, stood out.

Emily had a somewhat petite and plump chest, but in contrast, her slender waist and wide hips were contrasted, and her plump leg fat looked luscious.

“…gulp”

But is this really okay?

– Hehehe… my lower area hurts…

– True, my heart hurts… I think I’ll feel better if you hug me once

“Originally, painful areas are treated with incision surgery.

Shall I cut it off?”

– Nooooo

– Sorry, I won’t mess around

“Ugh… it’s so… empty…”

“..!!”

They kept grabbing and pressing down on their skirts, as if ashamed.

And he saw it. The alluring white panties and cute pink panties slightly exposed from the back of the skirt on their butts.

– Screenshot complete

– Hehehehe…

– I’m not really a pervert, but…

“Heok?!”

He quickly turned his eyes away.

A paladin getting excited looking at his lord…

If he got caught, he would definitely be punished and sent to hell.

“F-first! Today’s nursing broadcast will officially begin!”

…He was already feeling uneasy.

–

First of all, the most important thing is nutrients…

If it’s patient food, I should feed him porridge first, right?

“Um~ I’ll cook the porridge first, so I’ll move to the kitchen for a bit!”

“Ellia, you know how to cook?”

“Yeah! Of course!”

Roughly fried eggs, fried rice?

Boiling ramen… cooking meal kits… electric rice cooker…

I can do that much, so I’m good at cooking, right?

“Hmph…”

Emily looked at her with subtle eyes, but she didn’t care and rummaged through the food storage here and there.

“Hmm… there’s no rice… there’s nothing to eat.”

– Then starve

– (There’s nothing to eat… corn)

– Let’s just buy it outside

“What are you talking about! This is all sincerity, sincerity!

Let’s see… ah, I found it!”

And what she found was…

“Rice crackers?”

“Yeah! Since it’s made of rice anyway, aren’t they similar?”

– ???

– What kind of Ellia logic is that again

– Ugh, here she goes again, take your medicine

“Okay, then I’ll go make porridge with this!”

“Uh… okay…”

Emily was taken aback, but she couldn’t bring herself to stop her when she saw that bright expression.

– Crackle… whoosh!

– Bubble bubble…

“Um, the water is boiling well?

Now, throw in the rice crackers! Crush them into small pieces and put them in!”

After lighting the fire and putting water in the pot to boil, she threw in the cracker crumbs.

– Um

– Guwaaaaaak

– Is that right??

And a sweet scent gently enveloped the kitchen.

“…This is a bit disgusting.”

“What are you talking about!

Um… but slurrp! The seasoning is a bit strange.”

“Wouldn’t it be a problem if the seasoning was right?”

Ellia was troubled while cooking, but then an idea flashed in her mind.

Looking at the can left alone on the shelf…

“…What if I put in this seasoned sea eel?”

“Are you crazy?”

“Emily! You don’t know much, do you?

Originally, seafood is so nutritious for patients!

You all think so too, right?

If it’s the energy of the sea and nutritious rice, he’ll get up soon!”

– Do whatever you want

– Ellia, you’re not fucking around.

– Gasp… then… fuck…

“Quiet, quiet! Okay, then I’ll put it in!”

-Splat!

She stubbornly ignored their words of dissuasion and threw the contents of the seasoned sea eel into the rice cracker porridge.

And an extremely repulsive fishy smell, rather than sweetness, spread through the kitchen.

“Ugh…”

“…Originally, good medicine smells strange.”

– Bullshit-

– The visual itself looks like octopus kimchi porridge, so it’s even more unpleasant

– It’s just fucking garbage

“Now! Let’s go give him the patient food!”

–

“…Do I have to eat this?”

“Huh? You don’t want to eat it? I worked hard to make it…”

The paladin said in bewilderment, and Ellia’s shoulders slumped and she looked like she was about to cry.

– Just taste it

– True, you should at least try a bite

“Hmph… no, it’s not… I’ll eat it gratefully.”

“Wow, really?

Then I’ll feed you… ah~”

Ellia in her nurse’s uniform scooped up a spoonful with a kind face, and the unidentified porridge finally approached his mouth.

Surely, any man should be happy to be fed by a beautiful woman, but… he closed his eyes tightly and opened his mouth.

– Ugh, fuck

– tremble tremble

“Gulp…”

And then the scenery he felt from within was…

Rice swaying in the wind under the sunlight.

Fish swimming all over the ocean…

And a farmer and a tuna who left the sea were fighting in the middle of the ocean

Where the wind and rain were raging, and he saw an illusion…

“Keuheup…”

“Hehe! How does it taste? Is it okay?”

…He couldn’t say anything.

Only a sweet fishy smell lingered in the room.

-Are you okay??, you bitch (Deleted message)

–

“Now! This time, it’s a special therapeutic half-body bath!”

“…Why is the water black?”

“Ah! I put in dozens of bottles of Albochil to make bathwater!”

“…I don’t know anymore.”

Ellia brought him to the bathroom after he finished his meal.

And guided him to the ominous crimson bath.

“Come on, come on! Get in quickly!

Those minor wounds will heal quickly!”

“Saintess… is this right?”

The saintess looked at him, pale and sweating, as if she was wondering.

Ah! He might not know because he’s from another world!

Originally, there are 3 all-purpose medicines in the Korean army!

– Your body aches and you feel chills? Take Tylenol

– You have no energy and you’re sweating? Take Tylenol

– You got cut by the weed whacker? Here, have some red medicine

– Hehe… you know what?

Albochil can also be used on other parts…

What? Is that true?

Yes… my 2 weeks of experience as a medic tell me!

“So… Sir Banbandoor?”

“Yes? Yes?”

And he answered with trembling teeth, barely, to the saintess who was approaching like a grim reaper.

“Get in the bath.”

“E-excuse me?”

“I said get in?

Don’t you like my treatment?”

Ellia smiled coldly.

Her terrifying words pierced his ears, and…

“H-hik…”

– Fuck, I can’t watch this

– Good dino

– I’ll remember you!!!!

He closed his eyes tightly and put his body in the bath.

-Splash!

“..Ah”

And that was his last memory.

–

“Ugh… where is this…”

When the man opened his eyes, he felt a soft sensation next to his face, as if he was wrapped in something soft.

“Ah! You’re awake!”

“S-saintess?”

Ellia was giving his unconscious head a lap pillow.

Her plump thighs and full breasts were touching his head.

“Hehe… you were unconscious for half a day, you know?”

“M-my body… huh?!”

-Swish!

And he looked at his body as if he couldn’t believe it.

“How is it? It’s really all healed, right?”

“T-this can’t be…”

His body, which was full of wounds, was healed smoothly, and not a single scar remained.

Rather… he felt even better than before.

– No way, does that really have an effect??

– This is crazy

– But wouldn’t it be better to just heal naturally than to treat it like that?

– Lol, true

“How is it? This is the Albochil undiluted solution bath treatment!

If you soak your body in it just once, you’ll be resurrected in an instant!”

“Ah… th-that’s right… thank you.”

And he looked at her, who smiled kindly, and thought quietly.

‘…I’d rather die if I’m sick.’

He vowed never to be nursed by her again.