Chap 24-Gathered Together, the Unified Lilies Create Friction Heat to Melt the Arctic!

 

“The match schedule is out!!

Princess Esmeralda vs. Paladin Banbandoor!

Mechanical Dragon Magma vs. Nun Emily!!

Advisor Faddak vs. Saintess Ellia!”

– The match schedule is kinda weird, isn’t it?

– I hope the Saintess wins.

– Hwaiting!

– Please, I beg you ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ

“Gulp…”

“Sir Banbandoor…”

“Hoo…haa…can I do this…”

They were nervous as the unexpected match schedule was announced.

However, only the Princess’s side stood with confident expressions, looking at Ellia and the others with disdain.

“Magma, Faddak. I will not forgive defeat.”

“Yes, ma’am!”

“As you command.”

-Then!!! Duel start!!!!!!!

“””Duel!!”””

And at the same time, the players took out their decks.

Ellia and the Princess’s advisor began to clash first.

“You seem to be the weakest here, so I’ll make sure to win!”

“Hahaha!! What foolish words! Do you dare disregard me, who has been the manager since the Princess was a nobody?”

“What did you say?”

Ellia’s opponent, Advisor Faddak, shone his dark eyes and brushed the wrinkles of his black uniform with his hands, warning in a quiet voice.

“I’ve cut down over 1,000 trolls, and I’m also in charge of video editing, review, uploading, promotion, and content planning!

Yes! You are now facing Faddak, the Princess’s most hardcore fan!”

“Hmph…but I have more magical power! I’ll take the first turn!”

“Heh heh…as you wish.”

“Draw.”

The advisor smiled leisurely, even though he lost the first turn.

Ellia tried to start calmly.

“I activate the spell card [Call of the Divine God] from my hand!

I bring one card from the Holy Kingdom from my deck!”

“Not a chance! By discarding [1☆ Mouse-Swiping Troll] from my hand, I will negate that effect!”

-Saintess? Is that right for you??? Just do some low-key chatting?

Then, a toad that popped out of the advisor’s hand swallowed Ellia’s spell card and disappeared.

“Wh-What?! Activating a monster’s effect from the hand?!”

She was struck by an unexpected blow, stuttering as she desperately searched for another move.

“Th-Then! I summon [☆4 Emily]!”

-Haa~ You! Where are you looking right now!

[AP 2100 / GP 1600]

“Kuhahaha!!! You fell for it again! If there are no cards on my field, I activate the effect of [☆1 Horny Post Shitstorm]!”

“C-Continuous monster effect activation on the opponent’s turn?!”

Different. He was using a completely different tactic than any opponent she had faced before.

“The effect of this card is…when the opponent summons a monster, this card is equipped to it, negating its effect and making it unable to attack!”

“Th-This?!”

Soon, a green, ugly frog appeared on the field, sticking tightly to Emily’s thigh and spewing acidic saliva.

– Chi-iiik…

– Kihihihihihit!!!!

– Kyaaaa?! No!! My clothes are melting?! N-No! You can’t look! Pervert!!!

– Ehehehe…OF course pink…

Her monster was disarmed in an instant.

“Ugh…at this rate, Emily will…”

“Heh heh! How is it! This is my deck! Call it the [Trolling] deck!”

“Despicable!”

…She was constantly being interrupted and getting caught up in the opponent’s pace.

Ellia judged that it would be too risky to break through here, as she didn’t have enough cards and it would become more dangerous, so she set one card.

“Hmph…turn end.”

“Haha! A Saintess easily swayed by mouse-swiping!

With such a weak mentality, you can’t become a big streamer!”

-Swish!

The black-haired man in the uniform smirked, drew a card, and shouted.

“Hoo! This card is…good!

I activate the field card [Controversies and Scandals Archive]!”

“That’s?!”

-Rumble rumble!!!

Soon, a structure surrounding the duel field was created.

A green background and a banner hanging in the middle.

Drawn on it was a picture of Ellia in a black suit, her hands gathered in her stomach, bowing.

“Heh heh…the effect of this card is that at the end of each turn, it destroys all 4☆ monsters, and for each monster destroyed that turn, it accumulates [Abyss Counters]!

A player with… 5 or more Abyss Counters… will loses!”

“?! A special win card!!”

“Heh heh…and! I summon [☆4 Tactical Weapon HAL – KA – S] to your field!!”

“N-No way?! A monster summoned to the opponent’s field?!”

-Oh dear…young man…this is troubling.

[AP 0 / GP 0]

Then, a frog resembling a grandmother suddenly appeared on Ellia’s field.

“The effect of Tactical Weapon HAL – KA – S is that when this card is destroyed, it accumulates 1 more Abyss Counter!”

“N-No way! A tactic of self-destructing with a monster!!”

“That’s right! Now, witness it!

The barrage of numerous hate images! I’ll end my turn like this, activating the [Controversies and Scandals Archive] effect!”

– Kwaaaaaaaaang!!!

– Kyaah…

– Oh dear…that’s not the place to blow up.

“Kyaaaaaaa?!”

As two monsters were destroyed in an instant, a fierce wind swept over Ellia.

“You have 3 Abyss Counters accumulated!

Now…dance the dance of the Abyss!”

“…I’m not very good at dancing.”

Dangerous.

She had already lost high-level monsters, and it was dangerous to attack rashly because of the opponent’s field card.

If…she could kill them in one go, it would be fortunate, but if she was interrupted again…

“And! When an opponent’s card is destroyed, I summon [☆4 Simp Neckbeard Fan] to your field!”

-Ooh-hoo-hoo…I want to date Ellia-chan and kiss her.

“Ugh…that’s?!”

“Yes! This card is summoned and, when destroyed, is revived on the field again!

Uahaha!! At this rate, you will lose!”

A frog dripping with sweat appeared on her field, and the advisor laughed gleefully.

“N-No…at this rate…”

-Thud.

In the end, she knelt down.

Ellia’s body and mind were gradually collapsing from the continuous attacks.

Sorry…I…I’m just…

-Ellia! This innocent girl!!

Ellia, kneeling with lifeless eyes, simply stared weakly at the cards.

-Oh, I can’t stand it! I’ll step in!!!

“..!!”

-Kwaaaaaaaa!!!!

Then, a black storm suddenly enveloped Ellia.

The evil energy shook back and forth, then slowly began to subside.

What emerged from within was…

“Ehehe…this foolish virgin! I’ll make sure to corrupt her completely!!”

“…Who are you?”

“Oh my…what a handsome man ♡”

“Ugh?!”

Ellia, who was doing a non-virgin move that was completely different from before.

The advisor felt an urgent sense of crisis from her seductive smile and lustful eyes.

‘…This is dangerous!’

“Well then~♡ I’ll activate the spell card [Fleece the Ants] from my hand!”

“Fl…Fleece the Ants?!”

“I return all my cards on the field to the deck, and destroy that many of your cards!

Ah~ of course, this simp will disappear too?”

– Ah…no, Ellia-sama…Kuaaaah!!!

– Crash!

With Ellia’s spell card, the sweating frog and the green set began to disappear.

“And…I summon [☆5 Saintess Ellia] and at the same time activate the spell card [Seductive Broadcast]!

Send Ellia to the graveyard, and dark summon [☆5 Sexy Dance Ellia]!”

“Wh-What?! Stri…Stripping?!”

“Hehe…yes!♡ Now, my lewd body will make you all hard ♡”

– Ehehe…my believers! Please watch my chest shaking!♡”

– Boing boing!

[AP 3000 / GP 3000]

Then, what appeared on the field was Ellia in a sleeveless T-shirt, her ample breasts about to burst.

There was even a slight bulge visible in the chest area, and the dolphin pants that clung tightly to her buttocks seemed to reveal the crack of her crotch.

– ???

– Wait a minute, I saw that look at the last Colossus Battle.

– The level of explicitness is going crazy again ㄷㄷ

– Nunaaaaaaaa

– It’s too blatant…

-Ellia wouldn’t go that far…

Then, the viewers and spectators were flustered.

“Ooh-hoo-hoo…then disappear!♡

Go! Ellia!! Zero Two Dance!”

-Now~ I’ll do a gold donation reaction for you guys!

“Kuaaaaaaaaack!!!!”

[LP 1000]

Faddak was instantly counterattacked.

He screamed in pain, crushed under Ellia’s breasts.

-Haa haa…N-No!!! Not any more than that!!!

“Wh-What is it?! I’m winning right now!

So just stay still…!”

-I promised…the unicorns!!

The virgin’s oath not to get involved with men carelessly!!!

“Cr…Cough?! You…”

-Thud.

Then, Ellia seemed confused, said strange things, and suddenly collapsed…

“Ugh…I finally woke up…ahem! Advisor,

I’m sorry for showing you such an unsightly appearance!

Let’s start the match again?”

“…That look…no.

It doesn’t matter…very well! I’ll go all out too!

When damage is taken from the opponent’s attack!

I summon [☆4 Camgirl Goroshi Malicious Troll] from my hand!!!”

-Guwooooo…a girl who takes a break on Christmas… A girl who flirts with male streamers…

[AP 3000 / GP 0]

Then, what appeared was a huge, amorphous purple monster with screaming faces plastered all over it, scattering evil energy.

The man drew out his full power and brought out his strongest ace.

“Then, I activate the spell card [Pure Oath] from my hand!

I can use it during battle phase! Return Sexy Dance Ellia on the field and Emily in the graveyard to the deck respectively, and summon a Yuri Monster!”

“A Yu…Yuri Monster?!”

“The united Yuri gathers… creating frictional heat that melts the Arctic! Flame Yuri Summon!!”

– Shuuuuuuuuuu!!!

– Ellia…I love you.

– Yeah! Me too, Emily-chan!

Soon, two monsters floated into the air, becoming one and starting to form an ice sphere.

“Wh-What is it!

I’ve never even heard of such a summoning method!”

“Of course! This is a symbol of our friendship!!

The true power to fight against non-virgins and malicious fandoms… and corruption!

Come forth!!! [☆6 Saint Lily Knight Ellia]!!”

-Shwaaaaaak!!

And what emerged from the ice was like an angel.

The wings of the twin wings spread out brilliantly, and a noble aura began to scatter.

Holy armor wrapped around her voluptuous body, and a Valkyrie holding a circular silver shield and a unicorn spear descended on the field.

[☆6 Saint Lily Knight Ellia AP 4000 / GP 4000]

-Yuri and…the intrusion of a gold digger is a sin.

“A 6-star monster… Is this…your broadcasting conviction?”

“Yes! I will be pure!

I will not shake my body lewdly!

I will not flirt with men!

I will not be captured by gold!

…Go! Guardian of Yuri!

An oath of purity that rejects the intrusion of penises!!”

-Haaaaaaap!!!!

“Haha, I see…”

And the man realized at the last moment.

That woman…no matter how much she was swept away by trolls, she would steadfastly continue her broadcast…

“I’m sorry…Princess.”

-Shwaaaaaak!!!

The radiant sword strike unleashed by the pure female angel.

-Guwoooooooooooooo!!!! A 30-day ban…!!

It was a light of purification that would destroy all that was evil and corrupt.

[LP 0]

-Thud.

“I…I won!!!”

She raised both hands and shouted in joy.

“Hey, Emily-ch…an?”

-Kuung!

However…when she looked at the arena next door, Ellia couldn’t hide her agitation.

“Haaheuk…I’m…I’m sorry.”

“Hmph! How boring…”

Emily, already defeated and collapsed powerlessly.

Also, when she looked at the loyal paladin, despair gradually filled her eyes.

“Kueuk…!!”

“Hmph. Weak.”

-Hwareureureuk

Banbandoor, half-burned and covered in soot.

“Wh-What?”

…The Ellia team’s defeat seemed imminent.