Chapter 89: (Side Story) [Yuki’s Confession Room] Sister Yuki, Sister Rei. We’re here to listen to your worries. [Yuki/Rei/Lunaverse] (3)

“Pl-please spare me!! Miho-mama is trying to eat me up!!!”

Miya’s pitiful scream rang out.

Just what on earth had happened during her collab stream with Miho to make her cry out for help so desperately?

“Hhh… hhhuhuhu… hhuhuhut…”

Before I could even process that question, an eerie chuckle began to leak through the speakers.

It was Miho.

In full berserk mode.

“So cute, so cute, so cute. How can such an adorable creature even exist?”

“H-Hiiieek…!!”

“Come now~ Come into Mama’s arms. Mama will teach you how to feel good.”

“St-stay away, you damn lolicon!! You pervert!! You pedo! Sick freak!!”

– ?

– What the hell lol

– What even happened over there

– Did Miya get eaten?

– Is this… a yuri flag?!

– Bring out the scissors

– The yuri boom is here!!!

Even amidst the chaos, I moved aside Akari-senpai’s image and put Miho and Miya’s photos up on the stream screen.

Miho was in that same berserk-mode version of her dark-haired new outfit I’d seen before.

Her chest was half-exposed, and a metal collar was locked around her neck, chained like a leash.

Meanwhile, Miya looked like a little kid with tanned skin.

Golden half-tied hair, and pointy ears sticking out to the sides.

Probably because she was dressed as an elf, her outfit only barely covered her in leaf-like patches—more like a swimsuit than actual clothes.

Wow… just look at that soft-looking belly…

The chest area was designed to downplay emphasis, while the belly and thighs were highlighted with extreme softness.

I didn’t know who designed her, but the energy was screaming “haha lol”.

With that much skin showing, of course Miho lost it…

She’d gone berserk once before too, after seeing me in my swimsuit outfit.

That’s why whenever I collab with Miho, I always wear the black dress outfit.

…But that’s beside the point.

“This is Miya’s fault for seducing her.”

“Huh… It works like that?”

“Yup. Miya triggered Miho’s berserk switch. Her fault.”

– LMAO

– So that’s how it is?

– Eeeeh honto?

– 😂😂😂

– Well, the one who seduced is at fault

– lololol

“Anyway, Miho-mama. Don’t you think you’ve got something to confess?”

“If there’s a sin, it’s Miya’s, not mine.”

“W-What sin did I commit?!”

“You seduced me and led me astray. What else would you call that?”

“UWAAAH!! Stop that!! You degenerate!!”

Miya’s screams kept coming, and though it wasn’t visible, Miho was clearly doing something outrageous.

And then, Rei—watching the scene—spoke between shallow breaths.

“Haa… Onee-loli true yuri… This might actually work…”

“Work what, you crazy b*tch!!”

“Can’t you see it, Yuki-senpai?”

“See what.”

“This vivid and razor-sharp yuri flag!”

“…”

– LMAOOOO

– Yuri flag lol

– Rei’s going wild!!!

– Yuri boom is REAL!!!

– 🤣🤣🤣

– “Vivid yuri flag” I’m crying

– You’re not “in form,” you’re just nuts

– For real lol

Sheesh.

Everyone here’s completely insane.

Lolicons, lolis, and now full-on yurifreaks.

Feels like everyone here’s missing ten screws in the head.

I might be the only sane one left in this room.

“If you’re not gonna confess, then move along already. There are still two more people waiting to enter Yuki-chan’s Confessional Room.”

“Huh? W-Wait!! If that’s the case, then I…”

“Don’t worry. Let’s go, Miya-chan. Since it’s your first time, big sis Miho will be very gentle with you.”

“PL-PLEASE SPARE ME!!! KYAAAHHHH—!!”

[Call ended]

– LOL

– Poor Miya…

– She got taken in after all 😂

– Aaaah… another yuribro has passed on peacefully today…

– Did… something just happen?

Well, a lot happened for sure.

But despite the chaos, the stream continued on.

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Next up was Rin’s confessional.

Though technically, since the previous two never actually confessed anything, Rin’s segment was more of a casual interview—but it still packed a punch.

“Come to think of it, Yuki-senpai and Rin-senpai live together, right?”

“Hey! Hold up! Why are you bringing out the red pill here?!”

“Th-that’s right! But just because I live with Lady Yuki doesn’t mean th-there’s anything indecent going on!”

– Eh?

– Why is Rin-sama stuttering?

– LOL

– They totally did it

– 100% confirmed

– YukiRin truly is the main pairing…

– Heueeng…

“W-We didn’t do it!!”

“W-We did NOT!!”

Rei kept teasing them for a while after that.

With her nonstop yuri baiting and the viewers egging her on, I was honestly getting a little exhausted.

Anyway.

Once Rin’s interview—er, “confession”—ended, there was only one person left.

The final participant: 3rd-gen rookie VTuber, Queen of the Deep Sea, Yamishika Yui.

[Yui]
[Connecting call…]

I immediately started the call, and it connected before the ringtone could even ring twice, as if she’d been waiting the whole time.

“UMHAHAHAHAH!!!”

– ?

– ?

– What the hell

– ?

As soon as the call connected, a madwoman’s laughter burst through the speakers.

Before I could even comment on it, Yui suddenly stopped laughing and began her introduction.

“My name is Yamishika Yui!! Queen of the deepest abyss, and the wielder of the ultimate Mystic Eyes!!!”

Unlike the cute first impression I got from just her avatar, she introduced herself in an aggressively chuunibyou fashion.

She’s even pronouncing the kanji in parentheses one by one…

And she’s saying it in English, but reading it in Chinese characters…

It was enough to make anyone watching curl up in embarrassment.

“Is she chuunibyou?”

“Yeah… That’s kind of her concept.”

“Worship, worship, worship!!! Kneel before me and sing the requiem that will soothe ten thousand souls!!!”

– Chuunibyou lmao

– My name is Dark Flame Master

– I’m losing it 😂

– Ahh, are you referring to the bandages on this hand? Sorry, I can’t remove them for a reason.

– My Dark Flame Dragon is sealed within

– My Dark Flame Dragon is sealed within

– No way 😂

– My Dark Flame Dragon is sealed within

– The way everyone posted that at once is killing me

– I am Yui! By trade, an Archwizard…

The chat began imploding at the sudden arrival of a full-blown chuunibyou newbie.

While I was scrambling to get Yui’s image up on screen, I finally noticed the absolute chaos in the chat and spoke up.

“Whoa, whoa… Yukidan, calm down!! Why are you all suddenly getting hit with second-year syndrome?!”

“Wow… this really is a psych ward. So many chuunis.”

“It’s not a psych ward!! This is a perfectly normal, wholesome stream!!”

– 😂

– Nor. Mal.

– A normal stream? Ahh… you mean this?

– I’m f***ing crying

– KISAMA!!!!!!!!!!!

– Nah bro this is a psych ward

– Fr tho 😂

Well… I guess I do have a lot of past sins that make it hard to argue against that.

Still, I’ve cleaned up my act a lot lately and only do proper streams now.

Manager-san doesn’t even warn me as much anymore.

…Or maybe they’ve just given up.

Or maybe they’re too busy dealing with Rei.

“Fine, fine! I’ll admit it’s a psych ward! So please stop with the cringe messages already!”

“Hah? Cringe? Did you just say my lines are cringe…?”

“Yup. From Yuki-chan’s perspective, it’s super cringe. You sound like a literal child…”

“Ch-Child…?! I am the rightful Queen of the Abyss—”

“Yup yup, Queen of the Abyss~ Sister Yuki says your lines are cringe~ You can stop now~”

“……”

Yui suddenly went silent at Rei’s gentle, singsong tone.

And soon after, sniffling sounds began to come through the speakers.

– Uh oh…

– Is she crying?

– Yuki made her cry

– Wow… that’s harsh

– Too f***ing far

– Yuki made her cry~

“Ah, no! I was just being honest about how I felt…”

“Hic… I worked so hard on my RP… and senpai just ignored it…”

“No, I didn’t mean it like that…”

“She said it was cringe…”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry, okay?! Just don’t cry, please? Come on, shhh?”

– 😂😂

– What even is this lmao

– Sister’s suddenly nice now

– This isn’t the Yuki I know

– Fr

– If it were the real Yuki, she’d keep roasting her even if she cried…

I casually ignored the cruel messages in chat and tried to console Yui.

Honestly, her crying did sound a bit forced, but come on—kicking someone when they’re down like that would just be too much.

No matter how much of a psycho I am on stream, I can’t let “Yuki would keep beating you even if you cry” be my public image, right?

…Though, it probably already is.

Thankfully, Yui stopped crying not long after.

As I suspected, she was at least half-acting from the beginning.

Thanks to that, the chat shifted to just roasting me instead, creating a world where I was the only one getting hurt.

…I think the scariest of the Gen 3 members isn’t Rei—it’s Yui.

Pulling off political maneuvering with a “cry-first-win-later” ultimate skill on her first appearance?

At this point, I’m tempted to call her a gaslighting genius.

It was only after she stopped crying that Rei and I could resume the Confessional segment.

“So, Sister Yui. What sin have you committed?”

“Heh… It’s simple. Not long ago, I opened the gate to the Demon Realm in the abyss to conquer a certain planet.”

“Uhh, excuse me? The scale of your crimes just skyrocketed…”

“From that gate emerged demons of the Seven Deadly Sins, who turned the world upside down. The once-blue planet became bathed in blood.”

“Uhhh… that’s like… a pan-galactic war crime…”

“Indeed… Perhaps I now stand atop the lives of ten billion people…”

“Ten billion?! That’s way over Earth’s population!!”

– 😂😂

– There’s so much to nitpick, fr

– Chuunibyou af lmao

– This is comedy gold

– Gen 3 has a bright future

– Hey, are you really saying things are “bright” in front of the Queen of the Abyss?

– I can’t anymore 😂

– I feel dizzy

– I think I’m gonna lose it I think I’m gonna lose it

– Save me…

Yui, now fully recharged, resumed spouting chuunibyou lines.

At this point, her dedication alone was enough to make me respect her RP.

It always made my fingers curl in secondhand embarrassment, but…

The viewers seemed to love it, so I had to just endure it.

“Heh. That should sum up my sins. If I commit more in the future, I shall return to confess again.”

“You don’t have to commit any more sins! Please don’t come back to Yuki-chan’s Confessional ever again, Yui-chan! No more sins, okay?!”

“Yeah, if you sin again, the Earth might really be destroyed next time.”

“And so, I continue to restrain my powers to prevent another outbreak.”

“Wow… The Queen of the Abyss is amazing!”

Rei gave an exaggerated reaction to Yui’s words, and Yui responded with another booming, “Mwahahaha!”

Even after that, Yui’s rampage continued for another 20 minutes, and in that time I was subjected to an incomprehensible amount of lore dump from her imaginary world.

It seems this Gen 3 batch is filled with some seriously unique individuals.

My mental strength can’t keep up…