Chapter 79: [3D Public Broadcast] Let’s go twerking!!! [Yuki] (2)
by AfuhfuihgsHasta la vida toca, toca, toca, toca~♪
The song begins to play.
The silver-haired girl bowed her head.
[Let’s go, let’s go~~]
[Gazua!!!]
[What is thisㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋ]
[Are we going to paradise???]
[GJA!!!]
Unlike a moment ago, the chat was filled with anticipation.
As the song gradually built to its climax, all sound abruptly cut off in an instant.
“…Here I go.”
Then, the girl lifted her face, full of confidence.
The song started again.
[What is thisㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Orange Justice, sh*tㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[(Glowstick Emote)-You’re gonna dance this?]
[Crazyㅋㅋ]
[(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)-ㅋㅋㅋ]
Orange Justice, Hammer Dance, Floss Dance, Alien Dance, Toka Toka Dance…
It was a mishmash, something like a jjamppong, created by mixing all the popular dances.
‘Honestly, from my perspective as the one dancing, it wasn’t very technical and just incredibly tiring…’
‘Still, seeing the Yukidan enjoy it so much, I thought it was a good decision to dance.’
[User GalpangJilpang donated 5,000 won!]
-Why are you so good at dancing?ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[User GeumtaeYangIsAlphaMale donated 10,000 won!]
-Uhyo ww Onesan, won’t you play with us??
[User [seductive peroro] donated 20,000 won!]
-I’m getting dizzyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
[(Glowstick Emote)]
-Seriously, why is she so good at dancing?ㅋㅋㅋ
-This thing… is a VTuber?
[(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)(Glowstick Emote)]
-[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
-Isn’t this just a comedian? w
[(Glowstick Emote)]
About 3 minutes must have passed since she started dancing.
The song had already ended, and lively background music was playing in its place.
The chat window was still flooded with ‘ㅋㅋㅋㅋ’ and glowstick emotes.
And on the floor, a silver-haired beautiful girl lay spread-eagled.
“Haa… haa… haa……”
‘It’s tough.’
‘It’s damn tough.’
‘It’s really f*cking hard.’
‘Well… it already fell off, though.’
‘My breath is caught in my throat, and scorching heat radiates from my whole body.’
‘The clothes I was wearing had long since become damp with sweat.’
‘All I could do was pant like a dog in summer, trying to cool the heat rising from my body.’
“Haa… haa…”
[User MathGaki donated 2,000 won!]
-Scrub~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
“Haa… Sh… Haa… ut up…”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[This one’s stamina is Zako wwww]
[Scrub~]
[She dances well… but her stamina…]
[Zako Zako]
(TL Note: Zako (雑魚) is a Japanese term meaning small fry, often translated as scrub or noob.)
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[That’s our Yuki.]
‘I really shouldn’t have shown off by doing those weird dances.’
‘I should have just done a few dances and filled the rest of the time by talking…’
‘Thanks to that, I’ve used up all my stamina, and now I can barely lift a finger.’
“Manager-nim… help me up…”
“…Haaa…”
As I asked while lying on the floor, Manager-nim sighed.
Then, Manager-nim princess-carried me and set me down in a sitting position on the floor, and the chat window started to stir rapidly upon seeing it.
[Eh? Who?]
[What was that sigh just now??]
[???]
[Princess carry, YABE]
[Is that the rumored Manager-nim?]
[Is Manager-nim there right now?]
“Of course, I’m here… Who do you think usually bans people in the chat?”
[Heok!]
[Heo-dul-dul (shivering)]
[Kowa (scary)]
[Shiver shiver…]
[The Ice Witch of the chat, Manager-nim has appeared!]
[Sh*tㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[My cat typed some dirty things in the chat ^^7]
“It doesn’t matter if you make excuses. And Manager-nim isn’t such a stiff person either. Right? Manager-nim?”
I lift the VR headset I was wearing with one hand and look at Manager-nim.
But what returns is a gaze so cold it gives me goosebumps.
Somehow, even though she didn’t say a word, I felt like I could hear her cursing.
“…Well then, let’s continue the broadcast.”
[? ㅋㅋ]
[She’s scared ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Is Manager-nim the strongest in this world’s setting?]
[Scared?ㅋ]
[Yuki is a scrub~]
“Be quiet. Manager-nim can’t be beaten by anyone except Akari-sunbae.”
[Ah, definitely ㅋㅋ]
[If it’s the Boss, she’d beat Manager-nim easily.]
[Boss ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[When the Boss cuts onions, the onions cry.]
[If the Boss apologizes, her military service ends.]
[What is this ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[When the Boss fell into the water, the water drowned.]
[Sh*t ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
‘These weird jokes about Akari-sunbae have been rampant ever since she changed her image with the new outfit.’
‘Somehow, Akari-sunbae’s image seems to be getting stranger and stranger…’
‘Well, whatever.’
‘It’s better than being treated like air like before.’
‘Besides, she doesn’t seem to care much herself.’
“Anyway. I’ll chat a bit more, and once I’ve filled the time, I’ll end the stream.”
[?]
[End? Stream]
[Yuki-chan, ending the stream too soon.]
[Don’t goooo]
“I can’t help it… Yuki-chan used up all her stamina dancing. I’ll chat for just a little bit and then end the stream.”
[Hai.]
[Stamina scrub~]
[But it was understandably tiring.]
[Too bad. (ㄲㅂ – Kkabi)]
[Should’ve gone on a bit longer.]
‘Tomorrow, my whole body will probably ache as if it’s being squeezed due to muscle soreness.’
‘If I do a 3D broadcast just two more times, my body will break.’
‘As expected, physical activity is too much for a hikikomori NEET…’
‘I should only do 3D broadcasts occasionally from now on…’
While I was inwardly regretting having danced.
A Yukidan sent me a Super Chat.
[User YasuBeam!! donated 30,000 won!]
-There’s a rumor you’re living with Rin, is it true?
“Ah, that’s right. We’ve been living together since last week.”
[Eh?]
[???????]
[Is this a real-life Teetee moment?]
(TL Note: Teetee is a term describing cute and fluffy interactions between pretty girls.)
[Yuri angle???]
[It wasn’t just business yuri?]
[Yuri is mainstream!!]
“Hey, we’re just living together, we haven’t done anything strange.”
[?]
[?]
[This is ww just like saying ‘we only held hands and slept’ wwww]
[???: We had s*x but I didn’t get pregnant.]
[Crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[I’m getting dizzy.]
‘It seems best not to talk about Rin.’
‘If the conversation goes this way, Rin’s and my privacy could be at risk if things go wrong.’
To change the subject, I threw a different topic at the Yukidan.
“Speaking of which, Yuki’s original song that was released a while ago. Did you see it?”
[Of course, I saw it.]
[She’s changing the subject.]
[Sekushi sekushi~~~]
[Noㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Teacher, your song is lewd.]
“It was originally made to be a lewd song. Sekushi sekushi~~~”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[No, sekushi, sh*tㅋㅋㅋ]
[Sekushi sekushi~~~]
[I’m dizzy.]
[<<<Believes she’s sexy.]
‘No matter what, if I bring up this topic, their attention will inevitably shift this way.’
‘A VTuber’s original song meant more than one might think.’
‘If they didn’t join in on this, it would be almost tantamount to treason.’
“Still, the ‘Sekushi sekushi~~~’ part was something I put a lot of thought into, you know? It’s like the essence of Yuki-chan’s sexiness…”
[Don’t bullshit. (ㅈㄹㄴ – Jiral No)]
[Sekushi ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Stop it.]
[What sekushi, you pettanko!] (TL Note: Pettanko means flat-chested.)
“Hora, sekushi sekushi~~~” (TL Note: Hora means “Look!” or “See!”)
[Ah, sh*t.]
[Kyaaaah!!!]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[(Basically, severe swearing)]
[Sekushi~~~]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
As I sang while imitating the pose from the MV, the Yukidan collectively freaked out as if their berserk buttons had been pressed.
[User Yuki’sFootWiper donated 100,000 won!]
-I’ve been a fan since the early days. It feels like just yesterday you were making s*x jokes at the burger joint, and now you’re already on the verge of 1 million subscribers. I’m always cheering for you! Please continue with the lewd broadcasts in the future!
While I was losing my mind and fooling around, a Super Chat with a serious message suddenly arrived.
At that, I froze in the dancing pose, turned my gaze away from the camera, and started to break out in a cold sweat.
“Eeh… again… that’s…”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[It’s cringey…]
[Yuki-chan, embarrassing no matter where you put her…]
[But it’s really almost 1 million already.]
[1 million, gazua~~]
“Anyway, thank you! I’ll try my best to continue with lewd broadcasts in the future!”
‘By the way, that nickname is definitely one I’ve seen a lot since the early days of the broadcast.’
‘Thanks to the unique name ‘FootWiper,’ it was hard to forget.’
‘I thought they were just someone who always liked lewd things, but seeing such a serious message felt a bit awkward.’
‘Well, at least the part about requesting lewd broadcasts at the end was consistent.’
[Yuki-chan is really a big corporation now.]
[Big Corp!]
[Finally, Golden~ Yuki-chan.]
[So when is the 1 million stream?]
“The 1 million appreciation stream… at this rate, I think I’ll turn it on in a few days.”
[Oooh]
[1 million… To think it’s 1 million…]
[Why is it 1 million already?]
[Is there any 1 million appreciation content?]
“Uh… there is! There is… I’ve, I’ve prepared it…”
[She doesn’t have it.]
[Nope.]
[There’s no way Yuki-chan would prepare anything.]
[True ㅋㅋㅋㅋ (ㄹㅇ – Rieol/Real)]
“Ha, haha…”
‘Actually, I didn’t even realize the subscriber count had grown so much already.’
‘But to think it’s already close to 1 million subscribers…’
‘Somehow, I’m feeling kind of emoi.’
(TL Note: Emoi (エモい) is shorthand for “emotional,” used to describe nostalgic or sentimental feelings.)
[User OPaenMu Villain donated 10,000 won!] (TL Note: OPaenMu is an acronym for “오늘 팬티 무슨 색?” meaning “What color are your panties today?”)
-Show me your panties.
Then, a Super Chat suddenly shattered the mood.
Because of it, the overwhelming emotion that had been welling up subsided like a cooled pot.
“Really… Yuki-chan was feeling emoi for the first time in a while. Did you have to ruin the mood like this?”
[True ㅋㅋ]
[True ㅋㅋ]
[The touching moment completely evaporated.]
[Just type True ㅋㅋ ah ㅋㅋ]
[True ㅋㅋ]
[This… is the Yukidan average?]
[Don’t underestimate us ㄴㄴ (No No)]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
“And… for just 10,000 won? Heeeh… This, this, the unit price doesn’t quite match…”
[Unit? Price]
[Crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Hey.]
[No ㅋㅋ Why is there a unit price? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Yuki-chan… do you do that kind of thing?]
[But didn’t you say Manager-nim is next to you?]
“Ah, right, Manager-nim was here… Sorry, then you’ll have to see Yuki-chan’s panties next time.”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[Were you planning to show them?]
[Manager-nim is super mad. (극대노 – GeukDaenNo)]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
‘Come to think of it, I’ve been feeling a strange chill from behind me for a while now, so it was Manager-nim.’
‘Only then did I close my legs, which had been spread wide, and cover my crotch with both hands.’
‘As expected, it’s uncomfortable having the lewdness restricted because Manager-nim is watching.’
‘From now on, I should ask someone other than Manager-nim to come.’
‘Though it was uncertain if Manager-nim would allow that.’
“Hueee… I’m all damp from sweating while dancing earlier…”
[Sweat?]
[Ooh-woah… (ㅗㅜㅑ)]
[Yuki drenched in sweat…]
[tskr]
[(Heueung Emote)]
“It feels sticky… The clothes are clinging to me, all soggy…”
[Soggy?]
[Sh*t ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[The wording ㅋㅋㅋ]
[Bisho bisho (TL Note: Japanese for soaking wet)]
[She’s crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
My clothes were soaked, probably because I danced too vigorously earlier.
Moreover, while I was sitting, the heat had dissipated, and the cold, clinging sensation was unpleasant.
[User seyana donated 10,000 won!]
-A beautiful girl’s sweat… I’m going to prison…
“No, no, still, Yuki-chan won’t report the Yukidan.”
[User Eoltteugi’s Banquet donated 5,000 won!]
-Of course, because you have things you’re guilty of yourself.
“…That’s not true!! Where else would you find someone who does broadcasts as wholesome as Yuki-chan!!”
[What was that hesitation just now?]
[Whole?some]
[Does she believe she’s wholesome?]
[Telecommunications indecency… Public indecency charges…]
[Sh*t ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[No duds in this lineup of accusations.]
“Haa… Everyone is too much. In this situation, Yuki-chan has no choice but to fully appeal her ‘innocence’…” (TL Note: 청초함 (Cheongchoham) means purity, innocence, gracefulness.)
PWAAAAAAK!!!!!
Just then, a heavy impact was felt on top of my head.
Panicked, I took off the VR headset and looked behind me, to see Manager-nim standing there with a bundle of papers in her hand, an expression of contempt on her face.
“Manager-nim!!! That hurts!!!”
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[She finally got disciplined.]
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]
[God-nijer-nim!!!!]
[Ah ah… Just, a beacon of light…]
[Manager-nim should just do the broadcast instead.]
[True.]
“What are you talking about? It’s better for the innocent Yuki-chan to do the broadcast than Manager-nim…”
PWAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
“Ugyak!!!”
Afterward, Manager-nim hit me on the head every time I spouted nonsense, and by the time the broadcast ended, the number of times I had been hit on the head exceeded double digits.
Of course, since she hit me with a bundle of papers, it only made a loud sound and left no wounds, but it hurt all the same.
“Ugh…”
Anyway, one way or another.
The 3D broadcast ended safely.
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