Chapter 64: [Yuki’s Confession Room] Sister Yuki, I will listen to your worries [Yuki]

[【Yuki’s Confession Room】Sister Yuki, I’m here to listen to your worries【Yuki Yuki】]

[29k people watching]

“Yukigenyo~ Sister Amano Yuki, from the moon, has come to listen to your worries.”

-?

-What’s this?

-?

-Yukigenyo!

-?

-?

-Seriously, what is this?

-?????????

-Are you drunk?

-You can’t drink and stream like this.

-Drunk stream, shiver shiver.

[Mayonnaise Genji donated 10,000 won!]

-You’re not Yuki, are you?

“What do you mean I’m not?”

“I’m your perfectly normal Yuki-chan, you know?”

-Nor?mal

-Is that Yuki?

-Still, a nun is a bit much.

-FR

Currently on my screen is a ‘Yuki-chan (Nun ver.)’ fanart drawn by a Yukidan.

I was able to find it after three months because it wasn’t tagged with ‘#yukillust’.

‘It seems like I rushed through this part too much during the first broadcast, so the viewers don’t remember it well…’

‘Well, I found it anyway, so all’s good!’

‘Besides, according to Lunaverse policy, the copyright for all fanart of Lunaverse-affiliated Vtubers belongs to the Lunaverse headquarters.’

‘Therefore, I can exploit the high-quality illustrations drawn by Yukidan to my heart’s content!’

‘The right to organize?’

‘The right to collective bargaining?’

‘The right to collective action?’

‘To hell with the three labor rights!’

‘Yukidan aren’t people; they’re tools, tools.’

‘There’s no way the constitution applies to tools, so I can exploit them as much as I want and use them like vending machines that churn out fanart!’

‘…Though I say that, it’s not like I particularly wanted a lot of fanart.’

‘For some reason, it feels like the more fanart there is, the more it’ll venture into shady territory…’

‘Being the Vtuber with the most adult doujinshi in Lunaverse?’

‘I don’t want that title!’

‘Besides, drawing fanart of a Vtuber with this kind of childlike physique, do all Yukidan want to get arrested, hey!’

‘Well, from what I hear, it seems I’m already in the top five.’

‘It was just surprising that I had surpassed international Vtubers, who have been active for years, in just a few months.’

“Ahem, anyway!”

“Let’s get the mood right again…”

“Everyone, I’ll start the story-reading corner soon.”

-Ugh…

-I can’t get used to it…

-Please go back to the old Yuki T_T

-But isn’t this the original RP mood?

-FR lol

-The RP is going into rigor mortis!!!

[FoxRin donated 20,000 won!]

-But how do we submit stories?

“I posted on the Newtube community an hour before the stream started.”

“If you write your stories there, I’ll pick the interesting ones and read them.”

-Oh?

-Sounds fun.

-I already wrote mine.

-lololol

-Viewer participation?

-Finally, a viewer participation stream??

-But is this really viewer participation…?

Today’s stream concept is for viewers to send me their stories directly, confessing their wrongdoings.

‘Well, it was a given that by the middle of the broadcast, the concept would go to sh*t and viewers’ lewd jokes would run rampant, but that’s the setup for now.’

“Then, shall I read the first story?”

“Let’s see… a suitable story…”

“Ah, found one.”

Among the long comments on the community post, one story particularly stood out.

It wasn’t that long, and the content seemed interesting at first glance, so I immediately started reading it.

[Yukigenyo! I’m a loyal Yukidan watching the stream.]

“Yukigenyo!”

[I have a stepmother.]

[She’s very pretty, and has a great figure too.]

[Her breasts also seem to be around a D cup, at a glance.]

“Hey, why on earth is that information necessary.”

-lololol

-Breasts are a serious matter.

-FR lol

-Can’t resist breasts.

-A gentleman’s refinement.

-So, did you touch them??

“Anyway…”

“This is why all Yukidan think alike.”

[And this happened on the day my father went on a business trip.]

[While my stepmother was putting laundry in the washing machine, her upper body got stuck in it.]

[Fortunately, it wasn’t operating, so it wasn’t dangerous, but then another problem arose.]

[The waistband of the pants she was wearing snapped, and her pants just slipped down…]

I stopped reading the story there.

To be precise, I didn’t feel it was worth reading any further.

“Seriously, if you’re going to fake a story, at least put some effort into it!!”

“Are we shooting some B-grade cheap porn right now??”

-lolololololol

-Sh*t lol

-No way lololol

-Pon─hub?

-pon?

-lolololololololololololol

-Pon story lol

-lol

-This writer is pon.

-pon lololol

-The story is pon in many ways.

(TL Note: Pon is short for ‘ponkotsu’ (ぽんこつ), meaning clumsy or airheaded. Here, it’s also used as a pun for a ‘fake’ or ‘silly’ story.)

“That’s enough, enough.”

“I’ll read another story.”

Annoyed for picking a fake story right from the start, I began searching for a worthwhile story among the many long comments again.

After about 10 seconds, this time, a very long comment caught my eye.

I immediately started reading its contents.

[The reason I submitted this story is because of something that happened last week.]

[In my house, there’s a beast that only wastes food.]

[To put it nicely, it’s my younger sister.]

[As siblings, we were destined to fight, but I thought we were getting along relatively normally.]

“Seeing how they talk, they seem like real siblings.”

“I wouldn’t know, since I’m an orphan.”

-One ‘beast’ lololol

-These are definitely real siblings.

-FR lol

-Isn’t a younger sister a mythical creature?

-A beast that only wastes food lol

[The incident happened last weekend, late at night.]

[I was craving chicken for a late-night snack, so I went into my sister’s room to ask her to eat with me.]

[But as soon as I entered the room, what unfolded before my eyes was a naked, crazy b*ch sprawled on the bed.]

“Uh oh?”

-lolololol

-No, freaking crazy lololol

-Like this?

-Heueung…

-lolololololol

-Sh*t lol

‘But this should be fine, right?’

‘The manager is probably watching the stream with us right now too.’

‘If the content was ban-worthy, I would have received a message.’

‘…Or maybe she’s just given up by now.’

[That’s right.]

[This crazy b*ch didn’t even know I had come in and was pleasuring herself.]

[She was excitedly going at it with a 500-won and a 1000-won glue stick.]

“No… of all things, a glue stick…”

-lololol

-lololololol

-The 1000-won one… hurts like fcking hell…

-Sht lololol

-Crazy bch… truly a crazy bch…

-lololololol

-Crazy lololol

-What if the cap gets stuck and doesn’t come out?

-FR

‘Yukidan worrying about the cap in the midst of this…’

‘Their level is so low, I can’t even play along with them.’

‘Just because it’s me doesn’t mean my head is always full of those pervy thoughts!!’

[After about 10 seconds, our eyes met.]

[And then I got my head bashed f*cking hard with the glue stick and was kicked out.]

[It’s been a week, and we still haven’t spoken.]

[My parents keep asking what happened and only chew me out, so I don’t know what to do.]

[How can I resolve this?]

“Well, it’s not that difficult a problem.”

“Just don’t fight, have s*x.”

“That should do it.”

-?

-Incest?

-No way lolololololol

-??????????

-tag:incest

-lololololol

-Are you crazy lolololol

-lolololol

“You should have dropped your pants when you entered the room back then.”

“Then immediately pick her up and…”

‘poSEXwer!!!’

‘Not front-door s*x, but lift-and-carry s*x,’

‘This is highly praised by the incest-dan…’

‘Wait, I think I went a bit too far.’

‘Still, jumping straight to s*x is a bit much, isn’t it.’

“Or why didn’t you just sing ‘Young Chicken Stew~’ and dance?”

“You could have naturally exited then.”

-?

-Young Chicken Stew?

-Why is stew there…

-lolol

“Why, you ask?”

“Because she looked similar to a young chicken stew.”

-Aaah…?

-Sh*t lololol

-Young Chicken Stew lololololol

-No way lolololol

-Are you really crazy lololololol

-lololololol

-lolol

‘Actually, I just blurted out whatever came to mind earlier.’

‘What would I know, not actually having any siblings?’

“Anyway, I’ll continue reading the next story.”

And so, I continued to read the stories posted in the community.

The confession stream went on.

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In the comment section, one could see a truly diverse range of stories from the various Yukidan.

Someone who gets turned on by the vibration of a working washing machine.

Someone who put their wiener in a bottle and got it stuck.

Someone who had porn anime playing on their laptop and accidentally broadcast it in surround sound in a lecture hall.

Each one was a gem of a story, and they were stories for which it was hard to offer any particular solution.

‘Seriously, if your d*ck is stuck in a bottle, go to the hospital…’

‘Don’t just leisurely watch a stream…’

“Anyway, it’s getting late, so this will probably be the last story.”

-Ah..

-Nooo~~

-T_T

-It was Yuki with her seal released after a long time, what a shame.

-T_T

-Don’t goooo

-We’re doomed without you…

-T_T

“Ah, come on!”

“Why are you all whining so much today?”

“Be quiet for a bit.”

“I need to read the story.”

After calming the Yukidan down with a shout, I started reading the story again.

[Yukigen~]

[I’m a true Yukidan who’s been watching you since your debut, having decided you’re my oshi.]

“Yukigenyo!”

“Since debut, Yuki-chan highly appreciates this.”

-Sycophant… shiver

-Fake?

-High loyalty.

-Since debut, this is fake…

“It’s not fake, so shut up for a bit.”

“Let me read.”

[Wanting to spread Yuki’s cuteness across the nation, I started making videos called ‘clips’.]

[But thanks to many people liking the clips I made, I became more famous than I expected.]

[I just wanted to see Yuki’s boobies…]

“Hey, your intentions are impure.”

“And unfortunately, boobies are a paid service.”

[Aishiteru… donated 5,000 won!]

-At least sell something you actually have.

“…They exist, you know.”

“Can’t you see these bouncy-bouncies here?”

-Bouncy?Bouncy

-Frozen-to-death bouncy-bouncy lololol

-lololololol

-A figure as aerodynamic as a Boeing 747.

-Sh*t lololol

-Boeing 747 lolololol

Joking like that, I looked at the profile of the Yukidan who sent the story.

A familiar character with orange hair.

It was the clip maker named Thick Chewy Noodles, who had been making my clips for a long time.

[Anyway, please continue to do many lewd… no, fun broadcasts with lots of clip-worthy moments!]

[Thank you!]

“Yep yep, Yuki-chan thanks you too!”

“By the way, to think there’s only one such touching story.”

“I might be a little disappointed in the Yukidan…”

-?

-You trust Yukidan?

-Commander-chan☆ is disappointed in you all!

-Ah lol, what do you expect Yukidan to do? lololol

-FR lol

“I was just saying that.”

‘I don’t expect loyalty to the extent of taking clips and making kirinuki.’

‘That’s just Thick Chewy Noodles liking Yuki-chan too much.’

‘If they just watch my broadcasts regularly, that’s enough for me.’

‘…Though I couldn’t say it directly to the Yukidan because I was embarrassed.’

‘I was definitely thinking that inwardly.’

“And now, it’s about time, so I should end the stream.”

-Already??

-Ah T_T

-T_T Pew T_T Pew T_T

-No way.

-Don’t goooooo

-Nigeruna!! Stand and fight!!!!!

I was so engrossed in reading stories that I didn’t realize how time flew; the broadcast had already well surpassed 2 hours and was approaching 3.

It wasn’t physically too demanding to stream a bit longer…

But considering I’d be tired tomorrow, it’s probably right to end the stream soon.

“Then Yukigen~ See you all tomorrow.”

-Yukigenyo~

-T_T

-Yukigen~

-Don’t goooo, play with meeee

-Yukigen~

-YKGY

[Stream Ended]