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    Chapter 55: [Another Phantasia Advertiesment Broadcast] Advertiser!!! Please, 4 stars, 4 stars!!! [Yuki/Lunaverse] (2)

    Fwoooosh!!

    Meteor showers fell, filling the sky.

    The screen then burst into yellow, and at the same time, a purple light sparkled from within a shooting star.

    “D-did I get it????”

    As soon as I exclaimed with a voice full of anticipation, the screen was dyed in purple light.

    I knew because I had already done many gacha pulls.

    It was a 4-star.

    “I got it!!!!”

    -Wow, it actually appeared

    -Shivers

    -4-star, it’s here!!!!!

    -Why did this show up?

    -It’s heeeeere!!!!

    -Damn!

    With a wide smile blooming across my face, I clicked furiously on the screen.

    As the meteor shower faded into the background, 10 cards appeared on the screen.

    And one of those cards was clearly emitting a purple light.

    “Eve nunnaaaaa!!!”

    Calling out the name of the one I longed to see, I started flipping the cards.

    Most of the characters revealed one by one were 2-star fodder.

    But the 8th card.

    The card that had been glowing purple earlier, was different.

    The moment I clicked the card, a brilliant purple light burst forth.

    Soon, the light subsided, and a faint silhouette began to appear on the screen.

    [“Do not set foot in my domain.”]

    The voice of some random guy started ringing in my ears.

    [Flame Emperor, Ignis]

    [★★★★]

    “Sh*t!!!!!!!!”

    -Hahahahaha

    -It’s a male character

    -FR lol

    -Knew this would happen lol

    -Absolutely!! Not coming out!!!

    -Sucker lol

    -Hahahahaha

    “Kuaaaaargh…”

    Why are only guys appearing instead of the Eve nunna I want?

    Did I do something wrong?

    Did I sell out my country in a past life or something?

    [💎 5,299 +]

    The 30,000 jewels had long since vanished.

    I was already down to only 5,000 jewels.

    At this point, something must be fundamentally wrong, on a fateful level.

    The game company must be manipulating the rates, or they’ve done something to my account.

    “This won’t do. I have no choice but to recharge some bullets.”

    -? Lol

    -You’re buying this?

    -Sucker~ Loser~

    -This guy, looks pure on the outside but is a sucker on the inside lololol

    -Sucker~

    “N-no! This is… for the stream! I have to do this because it’s for the stream.”

    If things continue like this, I’ll never pull Eve nunna.

    I’ve already spent about 30 minutes on pulls, so if I don’t get her, the viewers’ dissatisfaction will grow.

    More than anything, it’s a bit much to keep getting teased like this, so it seems I have no choice but to charge some money and pull.

    “If I were doing this alone, I would never have bought any.”

    -zzㅋㅋㅋ

    -Yuki being pathetic again today…

    -But I can’t resist Eve nunna either

    -Eve nunnaaaa

    Right, I’m not the weird one.

    Since I’m streaming anyway, I need to show the viewers as much as possible, right…?

    It’s definitely not just because I want to pull Eve nunna.

    Yep.

    My personal feelings are absolutely not involved.

    [Jewel Shop]

    [💎150 ─ 4,500₩]

    [💎450 ─ 17,500₩]

    [💎1,500 ─ 51,500₩]

    [💎4,500 ─ 165,000₩]

    [💎14,500 ─ 485,000₩]

    [💎29,500 ─ 950,000₩] (TL: Approximately $700 USD for the highest tier)

    My mouse headed for the item at the very bottom, the one million won package. (TL: Roughly $730-750 USD)

    Rationally, there’s no way burning a million won on scraps of data is normal, but having just blown 30,000 jewels, I couldn’t see straight.

    [[Red Glasses] donated 10,000 won!]

    -Aaah… The precious money of the simps, no, the Yukidan-kuns…

    “Saying it like that makes Yuki-chan sound like a bad guy!!!”

    -Hahahaha

    -But it’s true

    -FR

    -Hahahaha

    -You are a bad guy, though?

    -It’s true lol

    -Haha

    Truthfully, I am a terrible person.

    I’m taking the precious money my viewers donated and throwing it into something like gacha.

    But this can’t be helped.

    I’ve already pressed the purchase button…

    And my cursor is already heading towards the multi-pull button, so it’s too late for a refund…

    There’s another reason too.

    Our dream.

    Hope.

    Future.

    Eve nunna.

    To meet Eve nunna, one must be able to endure this much sacrifice.

    It’s unavoidable to see our Eve nunna!

    This amount of money, I don’t regret it one bit!!

    …So Yuki-chan.

    Isn’t bad, right?

    “Let’s goooooooooo!!!!!!!!”

    I slammed the 10-pull button, screaming at the top of my lungs.

    A meteor shower immediately bathed the screen in white light.

    Then, the meteors turned gold, then purple, and 10 cards lined up on the screen.

    “This time, did I really get her???”

    Since purple appeared, a 4-star is probably confirmed.

    What’s important is Eve nunna.

    That purple, glowing card must be Eve nunna.

    Filled with anticipation, I begin the card reveal.

    The first three cards were the usual fodder characters.

    A 2-star character with a talisman on its head, and different skins for basic, useless characters poured out.

    Fwoooosh!!!

    But a bright light emanated from the 4th card.

    Then, the character’s voice began to flow from the card.

    [“Do not interfere.”]

    “Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!!!”

    I couldn’t help but scream.

    [Eve]

    [★★★★]

    “Eve nunnaaaaa, I missed you so, so much… Huaaaaaah~!!!”

    -?

    -No, sh*t?

    -???????????

    -Why did this appear?

    -This actually appeared;;

    -???

    -Ah lol

    -…Doushite? (TL: Japanese for “Why?”)

    -This appeared?

    Most of the Yukidans also reacted with bewilderment.

    But none of that mattered right now.

    On the screen was Eve nunna, dressed in an outfit that particularly emphasized her chest.

    Her lips curved into an alluring smile as she gave me a captivating eye-smile.

    “Heueung… Eve nunna, please f*ck me…”

    -Haha

    -I’ll fck you instead

    -Crazy btch lol

    -Now, Yuki x Eve yuri fanart, is it coming???

    -Heueung…

    -Yuri is good

    -Eve nunna… my Jumanji is acting strange… (TL: Jumanji is a euphemism for p*nis)

    Look at the detail of those luscious, beautiful breast-hugging tights…

    The subtle highlights spreading over the thin black fabric, and the rest of the clothes enveloping them like a flower calyx.

    Moreover, the absolute territory of her armpit visible beside the tights teased in and out of view as she moved her arms slightly.

    This was enough to make even my non-existent anaconda hard.

    No, at this level, I was already hard in my heart!!!

    ‘Alright, now that I’ve pulled Eve nunna, let’s take a good look.’

    “The armpit-boob combo is the best! I want to bury my face in Eve nunna’s boobs and die while fondling them.”

    -?

    -Hahaha

    -Hey, the wording lol

    -The usual Yuki

    -Truly a crazy btch…

    -Sht lol

    -She just spat that out with no filter

    -Advertiser-nim… Are you sure this is right?

    Oops, yabe.

    Because the quotation marks were misplaced, I accidentally said what I was thinking out loud.

    And during a sponsored stream, no less.

    What do I do?

    Is this okay?

    What if the advertiser calls me in later to scold me?

    …Well, whatever.

    It’s not like this is the first or second time I’ve done this.

    The advertiser probably knew all about it when they entrusted me with the ad.

    [[LimeSeul] donated 5,000 won!]

    -But doesn’t this mean it’s the same as if you hadn’t spent real money?

    “Eh? What do you mea…”

    Come to think of it, didn’t I have 5,000 jewels left even before I spent one million won?

    Then, even if I hadn’t spent that one million won…

    I could have pulled Eve nunna…

    “…Ah.”

    -Hahahaha

    -Sucker lol

    -1 million won vaporized

    -Hahaha

    -Gacha epic fail

    -Hahahahaha

    -Hitting pity would have been better.

    -FR lol

    -Loser~ lol

    -This one’s a real sucker w

    “Ah, aah….”

    My first sponsored stream.

    What remained at the end were 30,000 useless jewels and Eve nunna.

    And.

    “Nooooooo!!!!!!”

    My desperate scream.


    Afterward, I showed off using the Eve nunna character and then ended the stream.

    If it were up to me, I would have ended the stream immediately, but since I pulled her, what could I do? I had to use her.

    In the end, I couldn’t get a refund for the jewels.

    Well, that’s a given.

    It’s almost impossible to get refunds for in-game currency.

    I was an idiot for even expecting it.

    “Aah… My advertising fee…”

    I poured a significant portion of the money I received as an advertising fee right back into the game.

    The math doesn’t add up like this…

    It’s not even a game I’ll play outside of the sponsored stream, yet I blew a million won because of a momentary impulsive decision.

    “Why did I really do that… I need to fix this habit of going wild when my switch is flipped…”

    The only saving grace, perhaps, was that a few Yukidans who pitied me sent donations?

    Although it was only about 35% of the money I lost and didn’t help much practically, I was incredibly grateful for their sentiment alone.

    “Anyway, since I pulled Eve nunna… Now that it’s come to this, should I start playing the game?”

    After checking the game community for research, Eve nunna was widely reputed to be a Tier 1 character, meaning top-tier.

    Among the few healer characters in the game, Eve nunna was the only one with good performance.

    Moreover, the character Ignis, whom I had spat on for being male, was apparently also Tier 1.

    Well, I won’t use him because he’s a male character.

    “More than anything, it’s a waste of the 1 million won I spent…”

    If I just do the sponsored stream and then quit the game, it would be an enormous loss.

    It’s like throwing away 1 million won.

    But if I start playing the game…

    Since it becomes money I was going to spend anyway, it wouldn’t be a waste, right?

    Thinking that, I immediately installed the game on my phone and started playing.

    When I logged into the game, Eve nunna, whom I had pulled earlier, greeted me.

    “Heheheh… She’s as pretty as ever…”

    It was the same when I briefly explained her skills and finished earlier, but she was still a d*mn beautiful model.

    I felt like I could fall for her right this instant.

    The 1 million won I spent earlier felt a little less wasteful.

    That night.

    I played the game until dawn.

    No, it was more fun than I thought…

    Maybe my brain’s been broken too…?

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