Chapter 32: [Christmas Broadcast] Merry Christmas! Does everyone have a girlfriend? Oh, I guess you don’t have a girlfriend… [Yuki/Lunaverse]
by Afuhfuihgs<Minor VTuber Gallery – Korea>
[(Info · Schedule) ☆Group cover song release at 6 PM today]
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– Oh
– Cover song kitta──!!!!
– Thank you thank you thank you thank you
– Can’t believe this popped up lolol
– Thank you thank you thank you thank you
– Luna:verse is truly divine!
[(Tip) ☆Attention couples) How to book a hotel cheap on Christmas]
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What? You’re not even in a couple.
Go watch a stream or something.
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– (喝!!! emote)
– My girlfriend (right hand) ← Hey, give me back my hotel night
– ???: Do we just shoot them, sir?
– LOL
– Instantly joined
– Solo unit
– lolololol
– (Licking spear emote)
– Just shoot already, f**k
[SEATED!!]
A cover song on Christmas??
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
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– Now that Rin and Miho can’t bark through the song, it’s doomed
– Don’t do it, you fing bh
– PTSD incoming
– “Growth-type vocalist”
– Didn’t we tell you not to do it?
– lol
– Just type “fr lol” and leave it at that
[☆MV now live]
https://www.newtube.com/watch?v=U2q6FQ52BtM
Not bad…?
Yuki did decent.
No idea about the rest.
+Edit added
Miho seems to have done okay too.
But Rin <<< she sang insanely well.
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– She’s… good?
– Not bad at all
– I believed in you lol
– Rin noona heuuung…
– Rocketing to the top
– Snow Halation, a true classic
– For real lol, Luna:verse making all the right moves
– Ahaha, can’t resist Snow Halation on Christmas
– Radiant Rin noona!
– Her voice is so sexy
[☆From now on, Rin is our new gallery goddess.]
(MV screencap of Rin.jfif)
To object, you must sing better than our goddess. Sorry not sorry.
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– Heuuung Rin noona…
– Rin-sama sang crazy well
– I’m officially stanning Rin now
– Me too lol
– Same here
– Everyone’s changing oshis lol
(T/N: 오시헨 = oshi-hen = changing your favorite/oshi)
[Miho’s autotune was kinda intense]
They tweaked her vocals a lot
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– Don’t say mean things
– For real tho lol
– It was a bit much…
– Yeah, lots of machine sound
– Rin >>> Yuki >>>>>> Miho
– This right here lol
[☆If you ascended from the MV, upvote this post]
If you upvoted before reading this, you won’t be able to watch Yuki’s stream later. Sorry!
[Upvotes 31] [Downvotes 18]
– Ah
– F***, I upvoted
– It’s okay~ you’ll just become an undead~
– De-de-de-de-de-de
– Undead gay lol…
– Who hit the upvote lmao… oh it was me
– LOL
– You really hit it lol..
[Yuki has started streaming!]
[【Christmas Stream】Merry Christmas! I bet you all got laid with your girlfriends, huh? Oh wait, you don’t have any… #Luna:verse #Amano_Yuki]
Christmas.
What a f***ed up holiday.
The day with the most s*x all year, apparently.
For a shut-in like me, it’s just too much of a normie holiday.
[25K viewers watching]
The only comfort I had was knowing I wasn’t alone in this.
25,000 people with nothing better to do than watch my stream on Christmas.
It was kind of a sad fact, but mostly I just felt relieved I wasn’t alone.
Anyway, whatever.
Time to properly start the Christmas stream.
I cleared my throat a few times, then greeted the Yuki-dans with full streamer energy.
“Merry Chri~ Santa Girl Yuki has arrived!!!”
– LOL
– Merry Chrii~~
– What’s with that hat LOL
– wwwww
– Merry Chri~
– Merry Christmas!
– hahaha
– That Santa hat tho lol
Yup. I’m wearing a Santa hat right now.
To be exact, I sloppily drew a Santa hat in Paint and slapped it on top of my head model.
“How’s the Santa hat? Isn’t it cute?”
– I’m aroused
– So cute
– Santa girl outfit where?
– Adorable
– LOL
– Kawaii~
– Super cute
[“Master’s in Arousal Studies” donated 10,000 won!]
– A tight midriff-baring Santa girl outfit where~?
“Ahem. Santa doesn’t give presents to kids who make lewd jokes.”
Honestly, I did wear a cropped Santa girl outfit once.
Got dared into it last year.
But I sold it on Oi Market shortly after ‘cause I needed the money.
Some lady came with her daughter to pick it up.
Said it was for some school performance or something?
That was… yeah, super embarrassing. I thought I’d die.
“Anyway, did you all watch my cover song?”
– Yep
– Of course
– Yesssss
– Sing Padoru Padoru too
– Watched it live
– Padoru Padoru~
– Who told Yuki about the live premiere?
– She only learns the bad stuff…
“The company told me. Santa Girl Yuki is in the MV illustration, so make sure you watch it a lot.”
In the MV for “Snow Halation,” there’s me, Miho, and Rin all dressed in Santa outfits.
My Live2D ‘mama’ did the art, and the company dropped big cash on those designs.
Unless I get a new outfit as Santa Girl, the MV version is way prettier.
So just go watch that.
[“NotYuki’sMommy” donated 100,000 won!]
– Christmas present!!! 100K won punch!!!
“Guh…! Thank you for the 100K punch…”
– LOL
– That punch reaction was golden
– 100K punch! 100K punch!
– Where’s the womb punch tho
– lmaoooooo
– omg lol
– No chill lmaooo
A womb punch. Seriously, on Christmas?
The Yuki-dans are acting like a cheerful mental hospital as usual.
“Still, don’t send too many weird donos. NewTube-kun might spank me with a yellow sticker.”
– Yellow sticker spanking?
– Oh my…
– LOL
– Blessings of NewTube!
– Spanking LOL
– NewTube-kun!! Over here!!!!
– hahahaha
Thankfully, I haven’t gotten a yellow strike yet.
It’s almost like NewTube is protecting me—even with how spicy my streams get, there’s no age restriction.
At this point, I’m starting to suspect Luna:verse is bribing someone at NewTube.
It’s weird how clean our record is.
Might need to upload a 30-second Shorts to test it…
“Alright, let’s get to the content. Just chatting feels lacking on Christmas.”
I’d been chatting till now, but I actually had content prepared.
I wanted to do something special for Christmas—something I hadn’t done before.
After lots of thinking, I decided on this content:
“I’m going to cook.”
That’s right.
A cooking stream.
Yuki-chan’s Exciting Cooking Class!
Grilling Steak (Despair Edition)
“It’s Christmas, so we gotta eat meat, right? I decided to make steak—something everyone loves!”
– Oooh
– Steak!
– Meat is always right
– Looks yummy
– Steak!
– Just one bite!!!
– One online bite plz
This was my first ever camera-on stream.
You couldn’t see my face—just my hands—but still, it was my first actual cam broadcast.
“Here’s the ingredient list!”
Ingredients: Rib eye roll 150g, cooking oil, butter, salt, pepper, steak seasoning, garlic, potatoes, steak sauce
I’d already laid out everything on the desk.
Most of it came from the discount mart near my place—super easy to gather.
“Alright, let’s begin! Step one!”
- Season the ribeye with salt and pepper, then add steak seasoning.
[“SaltBaeParody” donated 5,000 won!]
– You gotta sprinkle like this: make the hand into a Kon shape and let it roll off your elbow…
“…Like this, you mean?”
– LOL
– She’s spilling it everywhere
– Saltbae lol
– You’re wasting it all!!!!
– That’s a backslap moment…
– What’s she gonna do with the spilled salt?
“Eh, don’t worry about it. Style matters more than salt loss.”
- Coat the frying pan with cooking oil and wait until it starts to smoke. Then add the meat.
– Isn’t it already smoking like crazy?
“Just a little longer! It’s all about high heat for steak, right? Just a bit… just a bit more…”
Sssssssssssss!!!
“Kyaaaaah!!!”
- Sear each side for 2 minutes 20 seconds and 1 minute 20 seconds respectively, then lower the heat. Add butter and baste for 30 seconds on each side.
“Uh, uh what do I do? Fire! There’s fire—”
[“MethAnContamin” donated 10,000 won!]
– PUT THE LID ON!!!
“Ah, l-lid!! Where’s the lid, hurry—!!”
“Kyaaaaa!!!! I-is it out now…?”
– LOL
– You okay?
– That almost went south
– Literal grease fire
– You not hurt?
– An actual fire on stream
“This is no time for jokes… gotta turn down the burner first…”
- While the steak is resting in foil, sauté garlic and garnish.
“These potatoes aren’t cooking…? Is the gas out?”
[“GoldenRamsey” donated 10,000 won!]
– Your potatoes are so raw they’d sprout if left in sunlight!!
- Plate the dish and you’re done!
“Waaagh!!!”
CRASH!
“……”
– LOL
– She broke it
– LOLLLLL
– Even the plate
– Every moment is legendary lol
[“ChickenLegDeshaaaat!!” donated 5,000 won!]
– That cooking attempt was a total disaster lolol isn’t that just a lump of coal???
[“MaidLake” donated 10,000 won!]
– That was truly a goddamn legend
[“TKR” donated 10,000 won!]
– You’re seriously calling that black thing ‘steak’? Don’t lie. That’s a piece of charcoal
[“PickledRadish” donated 1,000 won!]
– Self-destruct restaurant: ON
“You’re so mean. Yuki-chan tried her best you know…”
In the end, the cooking was a failure.
The steak was completely charred, the potatoes undercooked.
And I even broke the plate in the end…
There’s definitely a reason people just buy food instead of cooking it.
Sorry for acting like I could cook.
I won’t try again.
Please, just go buy your steak… please…
[“Belzebubu” donated 50,000 won!]
– What a shame about the steak. Here’s a small consolation.
“Superchat arigato! But it’s okay, you don’t need to console me. I’m just gonna order chicken after stream anyway.”
– Haha, can’t eat that lump of coal
– Fried chicken is always right
– For real
– LMAO
– My chicken’s cold now…
I’ll eat some chicken once the stream ends.
It’s been a while since my period ended, so I can finally enjoy some beer too.
A chill beer and chicken combo—it’s on.
“Ugh~ Everyone else is setting off fireworks at motels while I start fires at home. It’s so sad, honestly.”
– Fr lol
– For real
– Stop being so habitually spicy lol
– The fire part was legendary tho
– It is sad
– fr fr
– I want a girlfriend too…
The chat flooded with “fr lol”s.
Annoyed, I removed the Santa hat image I’d been using all stream.
Honestly, forget Christmas or whatever.
Couples can all just go die.
I’m someone who became a girl—so even if I wanted to do it, I can’t.
F*** it. I’ve never even had s*x once in my life.
Suddenly everything just felt like s**t.
I wish the world would just end.
[“FailedSans” donated 1,000 won!]
– Yuki, I want to experience a kiss too…
A random donation popped up.
It sounded seriously pitiful, but with my growing existential dread, I lazily replied with a deadpan face.
“Dunno. Go lick your monitor or something. I’ll stick my tongue out. Bleegh.”
Sadly, my model didn’t have a tongue-out function, so I just opened my mouth wide.
Kinda looked like a… you know… that pose…
Weirdly enough, it made me feel a little better.
– LOL
– No filter
– In the end, it’s just another usual Yuki stream…
– lol
– fr lol
– Take notes, newbies. This is normal Yuki
– My head’s spinning, right?
Well, it’s not like this outcome was unexpected.
My streams always end like this—nothing to do, so we just spiral into lewd jokes.
I was just waiting for a good excuse, and the donation came at the perfect time.
So there I was, exchanging dirty jokes with the Yuki-dans like always—
And then it happened.
[“Yuki’s Foot Washer” donated 1,000,000 won!]
– WOMB PUNCH!
A one-million-won superchat flashed across the screen.
And written in it—those four magical syllables.
The moment I saw them, it was like a switch flipped inside me. I reacted instantly, without even a millisecond of hesitation.
“CLANG!!! Nghk…!!! I-itaiyo… to do such things to… such a kawaii… kawaii onnanoko…”
– LOLLL
– The reaction speed is insane
– What is she saying
– Translation: “It hurts… to do such things to a cute girl like this…”
– OMG WTF lololol
– LMAOOOOO
– The “clang” sound effect from her mouth is the killer
– haha
“N-no!! Hnng… It’s not like… I’m enjoying it or anything… Kgh, totally not…”
– Huh?
– …?
– That’s way too YABE
– lol?
– The switch just flipped
– She is enjoying it…?
– It’s time… for ‘Awakened Kim Yuki’ to return…
Wait.
Maybe that was too much.
Did I get too hyped up ‘cause it’s Christmas…?
“Okay, that’s enough reactions. If I keep going, I might actually get banned.”
– Obviously lol
– LOLLL
– Wait, you were planning to keep going?
– To Yuki-sama, even this much is just basic
– Heuuuung…
– joke lol
– Just type “fr lol” and leave
– fr lol
– fr lolol
“Anyway, I’ll wrap up now. I’ve been streaming for a while thanks to the whole cooking disaster.”
Over two hours had passed since the stream began.
I’d had a kitchen fire, broken a plate, gotten semi-banned for sexual content… what a ride.
Any more would just drag things out.
It was time to end.
“Alright then, Yukigenyo~ Merry Chri~”
– Merry Christmas~
– Yukigenyo~
– Merry Chri!!!
– Merry Christmas to you too, Yuki!!
– Yukigenyo
– Yukigen~
– Merry Chri
– bye bye
– Merry Chri
[Live stream has ended.]
And just like that, my Christmas stream… came to a successful end…?
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