Chapter 158: Personality Excretion for All Ages [R-18]

I’d taken public transit to the next neighborhood over, but now what?

The moment I thought that, Isabella vaulted over a wall.

I couldn’t believe it—parkour!

It was amazing how well she moved, clearing the complex terrain in an instant with that chest and long hair.

Could I do that, too?

I hadn’t had a chance to use my full strength against orcs and goblins, so I wasn’t sure, but…

Hmm.

I could launch my body through the air more easily than before.

It was a strange feeling, to move exactly as I thought, exactly as I pictured in my head, without any real training.

Once she reached the alley, Isabella turned to me as I followed and handed me a Bluetooth earpiece.

“Put this on.”

“What’s this for?”

“Evangeline is with us today.”

Vice President Evangeline. Was she the one I saw before the exchange event?

The one with the voluminous brown hair and big breasts, who looked like the very embodiment of maternal love.

As soon as I put the earpiece in, a lovely voice tickled my eardrum.

“Hello? Sang-hyeok. Have you been well since the exchange event?”

“Yes. I’ve been well. And you, Seonbaenim?”

“I’ve been busy. A record number of people got hurt during the event, and well, taking care of them is my job. You were at the academy hospital for a bit, too, when you passed out~.”

“Thanks to you, I recovered well. Thank you.”

Though I was already in the nurse’s office by the time I came to.

It seemed she had also tended to the stab wounds I’d received in the infirmary before that.

“Essol Academy’s healing squad, Angel One! Remember us. If you get hurt during today’s mission, I’ll be the one to patch you up~.”

Having two third-year seniors backing me up was reassuring.

“I’m ready.”

“Our opponents today are Aberrant-type villains that have spilled out of the Forbidden Zone. The police are doing their best to contain them, but it’s about time for the heroes to step in.”

“The President gave me a brief overview, but what exactly are Aberrant-type villains?”

“They’re villains who cultivate some kind of foreign element on their bodies, aside from their normal parts.”

A foreign element?

“You’ll know when you see them, but be careful, okay? Only B-rank or higher heroes are authorized to respond.”

“Then why did you bring me to a place like this…?”

My eyes met Isabella’s.

“Because this is the best way to build your record.”

“Opportunities like this don’t come around often, you know? It’s a chance to show everyone just what kind of hero Onahole Man is.”

This time, I was glad I’d brought all my weapons, just in case.

The President used her Magical Beast Steel equipment for hero work anyway, so it should be fine for me, too, right?

“I already confirmed your skills during the exchange event. At your level, you’ll be fine.”

“I’ll do my best. But what exactly is my level right now?”

“If there are about two thousand B-rank heroes in the country, you’re easily in the top ten.”

That was a remarkably specific assessment.

“And if you use Personality Excretion well, you could even take on an A-rank hero.”

“Well, I did get my stats up to A-rank or higher.”

“I’ll tell you this in advance, but the ranking systems for heroes and hunters are different.”

…I felt a strange sense of déjà vu.

“Is the ceiling S-rank, by any chance?”

“I thought you didn’t know anything, but I see that’s not the case.”

Because you’re S-rank, of course!

So hunters didn’t have an SSS-rank, and heroes didn’t have an SS-rank.

I’d been thinking that both ranks were one step lower than I’d expected.

These heroines are truly incredible.

On the other hand, what about me?

I didn’t think I could ever become a proper hero.

I was just an academy student who needed community service hours, dutifully following the Student Council President’s “special interest student” program.

“We’re moving.”

“Yep.”

There was no time to hesitate.

The main street was in an uproar. A police line with signs reading ‘Do Not Cross This Line’ formed a wide circle around the incident area.

Police officers were guarding the perimeter, but the citizens paid them no mind, filming the villain with their smartphones.

A large man in a black trench coat was on a rampage, facing off against police officers armed with guns.

We’re going in there?

Isabella showed her student ID and crossed the police line, then looked back at me.

“Kim Sang-hyeok.”

“Ah…”

I didn’t want to.

I really didn’t want to, but if Isabella was waiting, I had no choice.

Guess I’ll just have to trust in Isabella’s ass and follow.

“It’s White Devil!”

“Onahole Man is with her!”

“Kyaa~~!”

Seriously, these people.

There’s a villain on a rampage against the police right now, you know?

Why isn’t anyone running away?

“Sign this for me! Onahole Man!”

“Onahole Man!”

“…They had a perfectly good name like Jelly Man, but everyone calls me Onahole Man.”

“At least it’s not Personality Excretion Hero.”

As soon as the President said that, I heard a voice from somewhere shout just that.

“Personality Jelly Hero!”

Did they just combine them?

Anyway, my plan was to hang back and watch from a distance, but the President gave my back a light push.

“You handle this yourself.”

“Me?”

That villain was clearly seething. With his disheveled hair and bloodshot eyes, he was threatening the police with a knife in his right hand.

The police were firing their service weapons, but it was only enough to momentarily stop his movements.

As everyone else was cautiously backing away with their batons out, all eyes fell on me and Isabella, standing there stock-still in our school uniforms.

“The reporters are filming.”

“You didn’t tell me there’d be this many people watching…”

“I brought you here because there are so many people watching.”

Do I have a choice?

If I’m a hero, however nominal…

As I hesitated, Isabella glanced at me and…

“Kim Sang-hyeok. Come here.”

“Yes?”

Ssk.

Isabella straightened my necktie.

…Thump, thump.

“Did you want to show everyone something like this?”

“What are you talking about? I’m just making sure you don’t tarnish the academy’s dignity before you step in front of the cameras.”

“…Everyone is watching, you know. The President’s blushing bride moment.”

“Blushing… bride…?”

…If she brought me here to create a scoop for me, she’d made a mistake.

This was definitely going to be sold as a White Devil short.

“Ahem!”

The President quickly pushed me away and regained her stern demeanor.

A little too late for that now, I think…

Anyway, confronting a knife-wielding maniac… it might have been difficult if I didn’t have my past experiences fighting monsters.

They say the best thing to do against an armed assailant is to run.

It was then.

“Ah!”

A female police officer was grabbed by the villain. Her colleagues tried to fight him off to save her, but to no avail.

Realizing the villain was extremely agitated, I immediately drew my Glock, fired one shot at his head to make him let go, and then two more into his chest.

[Tactical Shooting Activated]
[『Insight – Red』 Activated]

With the officer held hostage, the police couldn’t shoot recklessly. But I was certain I could make the shot, so I took it.

And indeed, the bullets struck their intended targets precisely.

“Keuk!!”

The villain fell backward. The Glock, enhanced with Magical Beast Steel up to B+ rank, was clearly effective.

“A hero!”

“A hero is here.”

The police officers’ faces brightened.

There was no avoiding the spotlight now.

I could hear the citizens clamoring.

“Kyaa~~! He’s so handsome!”

“What, what! What kind of hero is he? Onahole Man? What’s an onahole?? I’m gonna be an Onahole fan from now on!”

“Jelly Man is about to serve justice!! Come watch!”

Let’s end this quickly.

It looked like more people were about to swarm in.

I kept the Glock aimed at the villain and approached him slowly, speaking to the fallen officer.

“Are you okay?”

“Ugh. I think I twisted my ankle…”

He had the monstrous strength to toss a woman’s body around like a toy.

How was I supposed to handle someone that strong?

Isabella just stood there with her arms crossed, watching me.

“Huk…! What’s an academy student doing here…”

“I’m a hero. I’ll handle him.”

I fired the Glock into the rising villain’s head once more.

Bang!

“Keoheok!”

He got shot and all he did was grunt.

In that moment, her fellow officers helped the female officer to safety.

When I came to my senses, it was a one-on-one standoff between me and the villain.

Damn it… This situation isn’t funny, but I have to deliver a funny line!

“I’m warning you. Surrender and drop your weapon if you don’t want to become an onahole.”

Miranda Rights (Onahole Ver.)

“An onahole has no right to an attorney, and you’ll have no grounds to complain even if I sell you off to satisfy my own selfish desires!”

“Hmph.”

Isabella smiled with satisfaction at my harsh declaration.

The man suddenly charged.

No threat, no warning. His eyes were already rolled back in a frenzy as he rushed at me, trying to plunge his knife into my body.

It was a completely sudden attack, but my body was already reacting.

[Mask of Malice, analyzing the enemy’s movements.]

I can see it!

I immediately grabbed his weapon arm and threw him over my shoulder.

“Keok!”

I thought I’d been grazed by the blade, but there wasn’t a single scratch on my skin.

I could feel with my own body that I was far stronger than him.

Superhuman strength?

Is this my power now?

I felt so overflowing with strength that I thought hitting him would be better than using a pistol.

“Wow! He’s a great fighter!”

“Onahole Man!”

“Onahole Man!”

…I’m not so sure about that cheer.

The villain got up again.

“His stomach, do you see it?”

Just then, Evangeline’s voice came through the earpiece.

His stomach?

There was some kind of strange, black protrusion growing there.

“Yes, I see it.”

“I think you just need to watch out for that. Now, it’s time to show them your trademark, Sang-hyeok. Personality Excretion.”

“I was trying to avoid using it if possible… but everyone’s kind of expecting it, aren’t they…?”

“They’ll be disappointed if you end this without showing them.”

“…Haaah.”

I never imagined that Personality Excretion would become a spectacle for men, women, and children all across Seoul to enjoy…

I felt sorry for the villain, but I couldn’t just keep brawling until we both collapsed from exhaustion.

I’m done going easy on him.

“What… are you!” the villain asked in a raspy voice.

“You don’t need to know that. Just choose: will you become an onahole, or will you live as a human?”

“A hero… You’re a hero. You despicable things. You think you’re some kind of agent of justice, don’t you?”

After being slammed to the ground, this guy suddenly got talkative.

“No. I’m just an academy student here to get his community service hours.”

“I’ll kill all heroes!”

A twisted, black, ghostly arm shot out from the villain’s stomach.

Since Evangeline had warned me, I wasn’t that surprised. I read its trajectory with Insight and dodged, then opened my Onahole Inventory.

“Kushina!”

“Yess~~!”

My cute, bikini-clad serial exhibitionist became a transparent onahole and attacked the villain!

“Keok! Ugh!”

While the man flinched and retracted his black arm, I rushed forward and slammed a front kick into him with my full body weight.

“Personality Excretion Front Kick!!”

The villain tumbled backward, spewing out jelly.

I felt the crowd’s cheers grow louder.

“…Become an onahole.”

Plop.

Kushina picked up the springy onahole that had landed near my waist and placed it in my inventory.

The situation was over.

“That persistent Aberrant-type villain, taken down in one hit!”

“He’s not showing any signs of getting up, either.”

Everyone was staring in wonder at the villain, now an empty shell—a sight I was all too familiar with.

The police officers poked him a few times before suddenly rushing in to cuff him, as if they thought he might still get up.

There’s absolutely no chance of that…

[Hint for 【Where is the Female Villain】 acquired.]
[Collection Bonus: Stamina +1]

What a stingy bonus…

Looking closely, it wasn’t even the collection effect itself.

It was just treated as a hint toward the collection effect.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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