Chapter 119: The Unbearable Hour of Excretion [R-18]

“I’ll break through!”

Sarika’s storm-wreathed sword pushed the enemies back.

Not to be outdone, Isolde mowed down the imperial soldiers with a great scythe that had the texture of a pink magical-girl toy.

“It’s not good to get pinned down here for long. We need to leave this to Hilaria and head inside!” I shouted, spraying lead shot with my Benelli.

We had to break through, no matter what.

But wherever there was someone thinking, We have to break through, no matter what, there was bound to be someone else thinking, We have to stop them, no matter what.

Swoosh!

Arrows rained down from the sky. Just as I realized they were all fired by a single person, I witnessed the rebel NPCs get swept up in countless purple lotus flowers and collapse.

Serena…

It was Serena’s masterpiece, “Lotus Flower.”

Sniping from over 300 meters away, Serena was powerful support for the imperial army on the eastern front.

And this time, she had no intention of holding back.

It was a clear departure from when she’d held back her power, worried she might hurt me.

“Hena, can you block that?”

Shake, shake, shake.

Hena vigorously shook her head.

You were holding back all this time? Serena.

And Serena wasn’t the only one who had appeared.

Brigid, leading the imperial army’s heavily armored elite and wearing a helmet pulled down low, had also arrived.

“Seonbaenim.”

I knew I shouldn’t, but remembering what she did for me last night, my dick got a little hard.

“I’m deeply sorry, as I’m indebted to you for your hospitality, but Serena and I will remain faithful to our roles!”

“It’s fine! Don’t worry about it and do your best!”

While everyone else was racking up points, I didn’t want the girls I was with to play passively while worrying about what I thought.

Serena, too, was just doing her best right now.

The problem is, we have to get through here.

Brigid’s defense. Just one look told me she wouldn’t be easy.

Does this mean I have no choice?

I didn’t want to use Personality Excretion on my girlfriend, but…

It’s a bit tricky when she’s wearing such tough armor.

A rubber bullet was enough to make a bare body excrete, but the problem was that I’d probably have to use slug rounds to get through Brigid’s defense.

As I placed a hand on my bandolier, deep in thought, Stella grabbed my arm.

“Orabeoni.”

“Huh?”

“Yuuna-unni is the objective of this mission, right? I just need to get you to her?”

“Yes. And I have to take Isolde with me. She’s the true queen we need to enthrone.”

If we could depose the current queen and place Isolde on the throne, the mission would end in our victory.

A siege could last for days.

An incredible amount of Pt would be generated in the process, but in the end, the victor would take the greatest reward.

“I’ll create an opening for you. But it’ll only be for about seven seconds.”

“Stella?”

“You can’t fight against Serena and Brigid anyway, Oppa.”

“Ugh…”

She hit the nail on the head.

One was one of my beloved little sisters, and Brigid was my girlfriend.

Stella strode forward abruptly.

Hey, that’s dangerous!

“Sarika! Watch above!”

[Insight-Red activated.]

“Over there!”

Sarika swung her storm sword in the direction I pointed.

Swoooosh!!

The arrow was neutralized mid-air and fell.

It was a close call. Serena’s arrow could have pierced the ground at Stella’s feet. But Stella didn’t seem to care.

All her focus was solely on breaking through the passage before her.

She really doesn’t take care of herself…

I remembered that day.

The image of my sister, who could laugh off and sweep away dozens of zombies, yet couldn’t handle a single protruding steel beam or a slightly jutting rock.

Looking at my sister, who possessed both strength and weakness, I had resolved to protect her and treat her well.

Right.

So what if there’s something she can’t do?

I, we, can help her. We just have to pay more attention to her. I’ll help Stella have an enjoyable academy life, too.

“Sarika! Block the sniping. I’ll read the timing!”

“Huh?! Y-Yes!”

Sarika followed my instructions without knowing why.

Right now, that was for the better.

While Sarika gathered the power of the storm…

“Shields, forward!”

Brigid tried to push us back, sending shield-bearers to the front.

Amidst the retreating rebels, Stella stood unprotected, focusing her power.

I slung my shotgun over my back and held Isolde and Hena tightly, ready to run when the time came.

“Seonbae?”

“The rebels can only win if you get to the queen’s chamber. Stella will open the way.”

There was only one chance.

Stella had already expended a great deal of magic breaking down the castle gate. If she launched an attack strong enough to push Brigid back, she wouldn’t have any power left.

Crackle, crackle-crackle!!

Crimson lightning flowed out from around Stella, making a dangerous sound.

And in the midst of it all, there I was, admiring my blonde, red-eyed sister’s beautiful face.

A breeze began to stir, lifting her uniform skirt just enough to give a tantalizing, heart-fluttering glimpse of her panties.

“Isolde! Isolde! Film this with your phone!”

“…What?”

“Take a picture of our pretty little sister!”

“…Ah? Huh? Yes!”

I had decided to capture Stella’s epic moment!

“Everyone, I’m just gonna take a quick picture~.”

– Don’t mind us, good luck in the exchange event!
– The Pink Sol Squad is cheering for you!
– Go, our Sol!!

Click.

[Crimson Lightning – Emission Type]
[A-Rank Attack Magic]
[Power B+ | Range A+]
[A lightning-based attack spell usable only by those with the rare talent 「Devil’s Thunder」. It sweeps a massive area with lightning and leaves behind remnants of lightning to immobilize enemies.]

Just as Stella’s blonde hair rose with the gust of wind, and a storm of lightning was about to sweep through the passage blocked by the imperial army…!!

[Flower Shower]
[B+-Rank Attack Skill]
[Power D | Range A | Sleep Effect]
[A unique attack skill usable only with the masterpiece 「Lotus Flower」. Has the effect of putting anyone within its range to sleep.]

My eyes caught a violet flash streaking across the sky.

“Sarika!!”

“Haaaaah…!!”

Sarika’s storm sword swept upwards, blocking the arrow’s trajectory, and at the same instant, Stella’s crimson lightning engulfed Brigid and the shield-bearers!!

“Well done, Sarika!”

Sarika lost her balance and tumbled to the ground with a thud.

“D-Don’t worry about me!”

A seven-second opening.

Just as Stella had promised, the remnants of lightning crackling on the floor were hindering the imperial army’s advance.

It was the perfect chance for our small group to slip through and break through the back entrance.

I ran, pulling Isolde and Hena along.

Isolde filmed her own running face with her phone, gasping for breath.

“Hah, hah! Everyone! True Queen Sol is working hard! I haven’t been eliminated yet, so~ watch ’til the end!”

– Go Pink Sol!
– The Alpha Male Seonbae is protecting her!
– Sang-hyeok-jwa is so reliable!

Viewer comments popped up frantically on Isolde’s masterpiece smartphone.

Brigid, I hope she wasn’t hurt too badly.

I was a little worried, but her armor was a masterpiece, so it had to be sturdy enough… or so I thought.

Brigid was standing guard at the first-floor entrance to the fortress.

She looked completely fine?!

“Seonbaenim. Where are you going?”

“Sorry, but could you please step aside?”

“I cannot!”

I just need to get past her…!!

Hena immediately fired an [Invisible Magic Bullet], and Isolde swung her scythe to push her back, but Brigid deflected them all with her shield, holding her ground stubbornly.

Wow, a literal iron wall.

“I cannot!”

…Is this the same girl who was in my arms all night, whispering, “My pussy’s coming in one second…♡”?

No, no, I shouldn’t be thinking about this in a serious situation.

When blood rushes to your dick, your judgment gets cloudy.

“Even if my opponent is you, Seonbaenim, I cannot afford to be careless in defending a post I’ve sworn to protect.”

“Really? Even if I say I like you?”

“N-No, you can’t.”

“Even if I say I love you?”

“Ugh, ughh…!!”

A surprise shot from the Benelli!!

I fired a stacked Moonlight rubber bullet at Brigid, but she blocked that with her shield, too.

Ting!

“I cannot, Seonbaenim!”

“Hey, don’t get in the way!”

It was then.

Stella, who I thought had run out of magic, threw a spear of crimson lightning that struck the top of Brigid’s shield.

“Keuk!?”

Brigid blocked it with her shield, but she was pushed back with great force and sent flying.

Talk about reliable after-service!

“That’s good enough, right? Orabeoni!”

“You’re the best, Stella!”

There was no time to hesitate. Serena’s Flower Shower rained down from above again.

From what I’d read of the skill info earlier, it seemed Serena wasn’t piercing enemies with her arrows, but rather showering them with magic arrows that had a sleep effect.

Even a graze would be fatal to our mission.

It was a skill that was practically the same as being removed from the battle!

“I will defend this place!”

However.

Sarika’s storm swordsmanship was a natural counter to Serena’s arrows.

She protected us by swinging her storm sword to block the arrows.

– lol Sarika-chan’s form is insane
– The value of her talent is nuts
– She wasn’t this good in R2, looks like she’s totally blossomed

Come to think of it.

Sarika’s skills had definitely improved immensely.

Did her potential explode during this exchange event?

“Please go on ahead, Seonbaenim!”

We ran up the stairs and began to cut across the fortress interior.

A wide-open chance created by Sarika and Stella!

We dashed up the stairs.

“Hah, hah.”

Hena followed me, looking completely exhausted.

“Are you okay?”

“I’m not… being helpful… Leave me behind…”

“What do you mean, not helpful? Why do you think I brought you here?”

“Uung…?”

Following the path directly would take too long.

I pointed to a wall we could reasonably climb over.

“Let’s go over. Hena.”

“…Over? Ah!”

[Void Foothold]
[C-Rank Support Skill]
[Creates a foothold out of mana. Duration and hardness are determined by mana. It is lightweight.]

Hena, with her Void magic, could create temporary footholds. Yuuna had praised it as an incredibly useful skill, just for the fact that it allowed one to scale high walls without climbing gear.

“This is the usefulness Yuuna recognized.”

“I-I am helpful… Okay!”

“Where’s the confident Hena from Round 2?”

I gave Hena a tight hug and a ‘peck’ on the forehead.

Hena’s cheeks flushed, and her green eyes sparkled.

“I’ll try!”

Instead of creating them one by one like before, Hena created several footholds at once, pressing them against the wall to form a makeshift staircase for us.

“Whoa.”

Isolde filmed the footholds with her phone, amazed.

“We can get over there now.”

“It’s our own secret route. Let’s go!”

I went up first, helped Isolde up to the middle, and then lifted Hena up in my arms.

The gaps between the footholds weren’t that close, so it was a rather stamina-draining climb, but that was a minor issue since we were tackling a wall that was otherwise impossible to scale.

“Heok… Heu-eung…”

Hena looked so cute, like she was about to die.

I hugged the sweat-drenched Hena tightly and lifted her up.

“After… heok… the exchange event is over… I’m going to practice pull-ups…”

“Okay, okay. I’ll carry you for now. Heave-ho.”

“A-Am I not heavy?”

“It’s a weight I love.”

Hena, cradled in my arms like a baby, created more Void Footholds on the other side for us to descend.

[Blocked 30 people in a row: +15 Pt]
[Swift Fortress Infiltration: +15 Pt]
[Clever Shortcut: +30 Pt]
[Rebel Army’s Best Commander: +15 Pt]

Thanks to the climbing cheat with Hena, we crossed several thick, high walls, and now the queen’s chamber was right before our eyes.

The most magnificent and spacious garden inside the fortress.

As we crossed into it, a dual-wielding imperial NPC greeted us.

“You’ve done well to make it this far. I am the Sword of the Empire, the one they call ‘Hygiros’ of the Twin Blades! I shall execute you here and win the queen’s favor…”

“Rubber-Rubber Personality Excretion!!”

Bang!!

“Keo-heok!”

I subdued the rambling NPC with a single rubber bullet.

Bweeoobweeoobyuk!!

I skipped past the NPC shitting out jelly and moved on.

There were quite a few general-class NPCs in front of the court as well.

“Hoh. You’ve already passed Hygiros and come this far? My name is ‘Blonel’ of the Skewering Spear…!”

“Rubber-Rubber Personality Excretion!!”

“Keo-heok!”

“My name is—!”

“Rubber-Rubber Personality Excretion!!”

I took down every general in one second flat and entered.

Isolde looked back and muttered, sounding a little sorry for them.

“…If you get on Seonbae’s bad side, he really shows no mercy.”

“Rubber-Rubber Personality Excretion!!”

Just then, the one who popped out right in front of me was, surprisingly, Dihrit Ade.

“Keo-heok!?”

“Hey, what are you doing, jumping out like that?”

If I hadn’t recognized him as Dihrit in that split second and controlled my power, I might have made him shit himself right then and there.

The moment Dihrit saw me, he fell to his knees, twitching in humiliation.

He looked like he was on the verge of letting loose, unable to resist.

The ultimate violence, Personality Excretion.

He who is struck by it shall not move.

“You were in real trouble just now, Dihrit.”

“Kim, Sang-hyeok…”

“Did you follow me all the way here?”

“That’s some incredible persistence he has, that seonbae,” Isolde commented.

“You… shall not… pass…”

Dihrit pressed his forehead to the floor and trembled.

It was a scene that demonstrated the power of Personality Excretion. If he were a girl, he might have already surrendered with an orgasm, but since the effect of causing sexual arousal in male characters was scrapped in the Onahole Academy settings, Dihrit was simply panting like someone who had been gravely injured.

“Shall not pass?”

I loaded a single rubber bullet into an empty chamber.

“Want another one, then?”

“I surrender!!”

Dihrit surrendered.

“You felt it too, right? That you’d be fucked if you shat yourself?”

“…Hah, heok… Don’t shoot… I surrendered…!”

Smug.

This was the Personality Excretion that even the Student Council President and Seridwen couldn’t handle.

And a fucking mob character like him was going to endure it? That made no sense.

“How sincere is your surrender? You’re not going to follow us and stab us in the back later, are you?! Huh?!”

I shouted, threateningly shoving the muzzle of my gun at him. Dihrit looked like he was about to cry.

“I’m serious! I surrender!! Please don’t shoot!”

Dihrit pressed his forehead to the floor and shouted wretchedly.

“I won’t bother you again in this exchange event!”

“Wow… how much must that hurt for him to be so pathetic?”

I understood.

It was a little different from just being in pain.

Dihrit was the kind of guy who had gritted his teeth and endured for a whole day without a white flag even when his thigh muscles were completely torn.

But even a guy like that couldn’t even think of defying me when faced with the terrifying feeling that he was about to shit his own personality out of his asshole.

“We’re passing through then, Dihrit.”

“K-Keuk…”

“Oh? Lifting your head? You want to get shot?”

“N-No, I didn’t! Go on. I’ll keep my head down like this!”

“Good boy.”

After teaching Dihrit a lesson, we passed through a long corridor and entered the queen’s chamber.

One hour and thirty minutes after the start of the Round 3 mission, we finally met Yuuna in the queen’s audience hall.

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Translated By: Meher (RaidenTL)

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